Reminder Iran bought thousands of these Chinese inflatable models that can move, imitate thermal/radar signatures etc, so the orange retard could boast today that he emptied his stockpiles to destroy hundreds Iranian aircrafts and vessels that never existed xD
Awww, that inflatable jet is adorable!
>>544934281I like how the barrel on the fake tank droops
There's no evidence of that, in fact Iranian long-range missile strikes petered down to nothing months ago. I also heard tell of missiles "bursting through the earth" but they showed some videos and there were trap doors, but they didn't look robust enough to withstand a penetrating munition.I bet probably 90% of their mobile launchers were taken out or damaged severely and half or more of their below ground facilities, and they can't refurbish those entirely from below ground, thus if they were to repair the exterior, or clear rubble, the equipment will be visible from above and reveal activity at the site, inviting another strike.Still I bet they could get one good final volley with some dirty material off, maybe striking Tel Aviv. In return Israel blows up the Dome of the Rock and builds the Third Temple.
>>544934179>Bolanda
>>544935123This is cope
>>544935123Intelligence reports and open-source analyses highlight Irans extensive deployment of low-tech deception tactics including radar-reflecting thermal inflatable tanks, missile launchers, and air defense decoys. These decoys have drawn high-cost US strikes, leading to inflated initial damage estimates by CENTCOM, which struggled to confirm real target hits versus mockups.https://www.ynetnews.com/article/s1h1m7rsblUS intelligence assessments reveal that Iranian forces retain a substantial portion of their mobile launch systems and have been able to clear, restore, or rebuild damaged launch shafts and underground bunkers within hours of strikesDespite CENTCOM claiming significant destruction to Irans primary defense industrial hubs, Iran's decentralized manufacturing, underground "missile cities," and heavy reliance on low-cost drone assembly have allowed it to continuously replenish tactical stockpiles.Congressional Research Service (CRS) and intelligence reports note that earlier CENTCOM damage assessments were overoptimistic, as Irans survival-focused defense posture and rapid repair capabilities sustained its operational readiness despite high strike volumes.
>>544934179>inflate with hot air>shows up on thermal satsseriously hats off to themlike fucking seriously
>>544935123Shalom, rabbi
>>544935123>>544935468Leaked CIA reports revealed that Iran maintained approximately 70-75% of its pre-war ballistic missile stockpile and mobile launchers despite months of intense airstrikes. https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/iran-war-missiles-cia-trump-b2972927.htmlAssessments found that Iran restored operational access to nearly 90% of its underground launch shafts and "missile cities," which proved highly resilient to heavy earth-penetrating munitions.https://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContent/2/8/567853/World/Region/US-intelligence-assemesment-finds-Iran-retains-sub.aspxFinancial and defense reporting highlighted that Iran resumed full-scale assembly of solid-fuel and liquid-fuel ballistic missiles inside deep underground facilities that were beyond the reach of conventional strikeshttps://report.az/en/region/iran-resumes-ballistic-missile-production-at-underground-sites-wsj-says
>>544935123Glowniggers getting desperate. "I heard tell" kek. Quick throw in something about yidsrahell at the end. Perf. No one will ever know I'm eglin.
>>544934179she cute
>>544934281Would be bitchin' for a kid's birthday party
What's the price tag on one of these?
>>544935686I'm not saying they don't have some decoys. But a video of A decoy in China, doesn't prove Iran had THOUSANDS of decoys, which the OP was saying by way of implying that the US didn't hit shit.Iran hasn't launched a good serious ballistic missile attack in a long ass time. I think the US and Israel took away most of that capability, if not all of it.>>544935754So why can't Iran launch a huge ballistic strike? They stopped doing that you know. Are they just, you know, waiting for the precise most humiliating moment for le Orange Man and the Jews? Why won't they launch?As for me, Iran and Israel have each done the US dirty over time, if they blow each other up it's no skin off my nose whatsoever.
>>544934179>fielding an inflatable armyHow pathetic
>>544935879vidrel says around $200
>>544935581>inflate with hot airIf that's how it works, would require constant reheating
>>544935986>So why can't Iran launch a huge ballistic strike? They stopped doing that you knowThey are pounding tankers like never before now. Gulf Arabs literally swim in oil now.
>get brains blown out>blow up decoy>decoy gets popped>Oh yeah? That cost you way more money
>>544935987I mean it worked for us in WW2
>>544935468What a time to be alive! Is this ja even real or meme that escaped into the truth territory? Idk what's real anymore
>>544936080Energy is not a problem for Iran
>>544936057War is deception and this it
>yada yadaSo how come Iran can't REDEEM the missiles?
>>544936080It would be for stationary decoys.Just plug them in to a heater and air circulator with chambers that need heating.They would show up as active, hot, air defenses on sats.
they need inflatable buildings though
>>544936460Western intelligence assessments released in mid-to-late October 2026 report that Iran retained 60% of its arsenal at the height of the military campaign and gradually restored its stockpiles toward 75-100% of pre-war inventorieshttps://moderndiplomacy.eu/2026/10/22/iran-never-lost-the-arms-race-russia-missile-resupply/
>>544934179When Trump finds out about this he's going to freak out, because America has no inflatables and then order 1000 hot air tanks from General Dynamics at 100 million per piece.
>>544936693we're just waiting for mid-terms to be over to start the war againeveryone here knows it, once people are not worried about getting re-elected they are going to be able to be good zogbots and go back to war
>>544934179>>544936693SHUTTHEFUCKUPWE ALREADY WON THE IRAN WAR
>>544935986Don't reply to me you fucking government zogdog.
>>544938299OK but how come Iran hasn't had any significant ballistic launches since Trump and Bibi attacked?
>>544934179holy shit can you buy these off alibaba for halloween?
>>544934179it has turned out that chinese-made radar and air defense systems are, in fact, completely useless trash as alwaysthe total collapse of iran’s air defense network is due to the fact that its air defense systems are of made in china
>>544938405What are they gonna target? The rubble? All the bases around Iran have been destroyed.Fucking retard pig.
Why didn't Iran boughtered real radars etcs?
>>544934179Watching her makes me feel an inflatable in my pants if you get my drift
>>544938668>All the bases around Iran have been destroyed.That sounds overly optimistic. Why not strike Israel? Didn't they audaciously overly Tehran just a few nights ago? I bet they blow a bunch of stuff up on Halloween.
>>544935776beavis&buttheadBooOOoiOooing.gif
>>544934179Why do I feel the need to have sex with this woman? WTF
>>544938833>Didn't they audaciously overly Tehran just a few nights ago?How do you "audaciously overly" something? jews must feel so sad that the only people that support them can't even communicate their jeet delusions due to their retarded jeet understanding of the english language. Show real flag, streetshitter.
>>544938833>That sounds overly optimisticKek. Easy to verify. Go ahead and humiliate me. (You can't)
>>544934179>if you can imagine a crazy function we can probably build itMiggers hate this type of free market capitalism.
>>544934179How much is an inflatable Jet?Would look great in my garden between the palms and orange trees.
>>544939165Overfly.I have a cold.>>544939199Checked, I'm waiting. IMHO just for the Epstein shit alone I don't really mind if Iran destroys Israel, they kinda deserve it. But I'm not like you.
>>544934179if i was super rich those inflatable military looking vehicles is exactly the type of shit i would buy
>>544936057the actual cost is definitely closer to 20k. there's zero chance in hell that one of these is cheaper than a walmart bouncy castle
>if only you knew
>>544939372>I'm not like you.No shit. You're a leashed up humiliated little zog dog.
>>544934179I need F-22 and apache gunship. Going to war with my HOA karen.
>>544939372>i'm not a jeet saar, I just am being having a cold saarYou're not fooling anyone. People don't lose their understanding of their first language due to a cold.
>>544939376If I was super rich I would buy the demilitarized export version of picrel and use it as my private jet. Just for the lulz.
>>544939501I'm not enrolled in the military or government at all. Iran and Israel are absolutely MADE for each other in my opinion. I wish them both bon chance with each other in their upcoming, and more intense, regional wars. For now it's Houthis vs. Saudis and stern letters here and there, but it will spread and ignite like the flames they depict about Mohammed's head when they used to actually frequently depict him.I have a book.I missed the F and meant to spell overfly, go ahead and parse it all again. And you skipped it, to focus on a common error. Why didn't Iran attack when Israel overflew Tehran just two nights ago? Skeered? Outta missiles? What? I say GO FOR IT lel.
>>544939920>Howling zogdog
>>544939986So when does Iran launch? What do they have up their sleeve... spooky!
>>544935421it's beyond cope. it's straight up lies. death to miggers
>>544934179I enjoy the part where she clearly doesn't know what to do with her hands despite having the instruction to clasp them in front of her.Almost had it in the first shot, and degraded from there.
>>544934179When the UK did this it wasted five to ten percent of the Luftwaffe's ordinance.
>>544939920>Why didn't Iran attack when Israel overflew Tehran just two nights ago?Only a jeet could be retarded enough to imagine a nation would risk a multi-million dollar stealth fighter jet to fly over an enemy capital for "izzat" rather than actually bombing something.I'm not going to ask for a source, we both know this didn't happen.
>>544940234>Only a jeet could be retarded enough to imagine a nation would risk a multi-million dollar stealth fighter jet to fly over an enemy capitalIsrael would, they were free. And if they crash 'em they just get more free.>rather than actually bombing somethingCould be any number of reasons to do it but I happen to know from playing video games that countries have special planes that gather intel and mainly just suck in information and radio spectrum and take a lot of hyperspectral imagery etc. and perhaps these are even more secret and stealthy than the types you encrust with bombs and so on to have maximum damage given the airframe's potential max loadout compounded with the issue of range and increased RCS of the loadout.If you knew anything you'd know before they ever used planes with weapons, they used them to transport eyeballs.
>>544935581That's not how it works.I can't go into detail but 1940s tactics don't work anymore.
This is probably something like what you hear flying over Tehran, it has the RCS of a gnat, is made of RAM, and its entire job is to suck in data and imagery and radio spectrum information.It can't hurt a flea, has zero weapons, maybe some of those doggies in a doghouse and flares and chaff but probably doesn't wanna use any of 'em and just fly very quietly overhead.
>>544940791cute lil fella
>>544940522>Israel would, they were free. And if they crash 'em they just get more free.Yeah, and they can do it without a dead/captured kike pilot that cost millions to train, they're call UAVs, stupid streetshitter.>Could be any number of reasons to do it but I happen to know from playing video games that countries have special planes that gather intel yeah, they're called UAVs, stupid streetshitter>If you knew anything you'd know before they ever used planes with weapons, they used them to transport eyeballs.Yeah, we have those today, they're call UAVs, stupid streetshitter.
>>544939387I'm getting all new halloween, thanksgiving, xmas and every other fucking day of the year yard decorations if I can get life size tanks and plane inflatables for only $200 each. It would be retarded not to. I have an acre to fill up with them, wonder how many jets I could fit...
It's chubby, I like it.>>544940898UAVs aren't big enough to carry cryogenically cooled payloads dummy. They're doing muon tomography scans of DUMBS, not just spotting durkas manning equipment.
>>544939047My inflatable jet just exploded.
>>544934179I love you long time G.I
>>544941114You're saying they're just now doing GPR on underground areas in Tehran? That's even more retarded than your original proposal for izzat.We both know this didn't happen, but your own delusions are making israel look like a bunch of idiots.
>GPRNo it uses muons the sun shines out which penetrate the earth, it's a passive system, you just need to get the object you wish to scan between your sensor, and the sun. Like at night. US has aircraft meant to carry individual sensors and labs.It's a stealth craft, why would they turn on a freakin' RADAR lel?
>>544935123Then why is the straight closed and why do tankers keep getting hit?
>>544942978Because as long as the Strait is closed, Belt and Road is closed too. Who will blink first, US or China?You are like a little, tiny baby.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhZaOHFPGGI
>>544934179this is pure brownoid cope
>>544942280Doesn't matter what I call it, because you know and I know that israel didn't fly a 40 year old US airforce plane(or its modern equivalent) over Tehran while the US is directly involved.Your retarded jeet ass made some shit up and are asking an AI how to make sense of it and both of you are doing it terribly.
>>544943393Are you even sure an F-35 needs a pilot? Remember a couple years ago an F-35 somehow ejected its pilot and flew up to "hundreds of miles" on its own?I'm just saying you can't take things for granted, what if the fighter jets are empty and there's nobody to capture?
Also it's clear they didn't fly that plane over Tehran, that thing was super advanced like 50 years ago. Just whatever they do these flights with is 30 years more advanced. Minus 20 for DEI and graft.
>>544943156>it's all 4D chess it's against china actually unfortunately the miggercaust won't kill the englin trannies, those dem faggots will give you even more gibs for transitioning
It is 4D chess against China. They have half the oil they need for their industry now.
>>544943519>risking a hundreds of millions of dollars via an f-35 (filled with advanced electronics on top the airframe china would literally kill to have a close look at) remotely over Tehran for "izzat"Even imagining a nation would do anthing like this is why you stupid streetshitters lost to pakistan like 2 years ago.
>>544936057There is not a chance the chinks could make these for $200 and they wouldn't be selling them to Americans. I'd buy one yesterday. I want a fucking Type-62 in my yard. I just think it's cute.
>>544944316US's best plane going is the F-15 and they have a stealth variant I am still hoping they use. The F-35 is a cheap export plane. The real deal is F-22. Nobody sees them in action, who knows where and when they've been employed but it's probable they have in the last 30 years.
>>544934179Do they have those for their power plants, desalination plants, water storage, and bridges?
>>544934179okay keep me posted
>>544939920Why are you even bothering arguing with these retards? Let them cope. They'll cope no matter how fucked their muzzies get.
Iran had 8 months plus since jume of 2025 to plan everything and put most of their tanks, planes, helis, vehicles etc.. underground. They have underground cities ffs. They could easily fit most of them underground and most likely they did
>>544934179Dunno what it is but I want to fuck the shit out of that caked up chinaman
>>544945243Faggot your own cia said Iran holds most of its military abilities, 75% in-fact, and that was 5 months ago. Theyre not at 100% capacity but 150% by now probably as they have been making an ungodly amount of missiles and drones.
>>544945243It brings me joy.
>>544945428The CIA would never lie about stuff would they?
>>544935581They have heat panels
>>544934179Why is that Chinese woman showing off Iran's military vehicles instead of showing the ones that sold to them?
>>544937348pool's still closed
Bypass this stupid stuff with a catalyst tied to physics... since the mass doesnt add up, here it took me less than a second to solve a chinese a year long plan put together by its industries and state with its dud inventory from 1990 thats been sitting in their warehouses since then. >Look mah, im typing engrish to these delusional oriental people I want nothing to do with where a group of mentally us government contractors are given them access to me...Get off my phone you losers, lol Narnia, anything you can do i can do better,... I need to see your notes....
That shit is legitimate cool kiddy toys.
>>544935123Total migger death
>>544938620it has turned out that Amerimutt-made radar and air defense systems are, in fact, completely useless trash as alwaysthe total collapse of Saudi’s air defense network is due to the fact that its air defense systems are of made in Muttmerica
>>544935986They're been hitting dozens of tankers every week for months now, what are you even talking about?They've been completely open about their strategy of chokeholding the global economy via the blockade of the strait of Hormuz, it was never a secret.
>>544934179Oh no, they've caught up to 1944
>>544939822Because of this?
>>544939387>>544944357I recon 200 dollars is mostly for the shipping costs.The inflatable plastic is something that can be mass produced in terms of cents per unit.The expensive parts is the air pumps and the tiny motors, and the shipping.
>>544948176It's more effective for Iran because they are on the defense.
>>544934179Can they make one that launches artillery rounds?
>>544934179If Iran still has stock piles why have they completely stopped attacking Isreal
>>544935776>When you see big booba Amazonian soldiers approaching the front line.
>>544934179Of course Nazis fall for the same tricks. They are pretty stupid.
>>544948176And yet... WE fell for it... hmm... puzzling
400$ inflatable decoy vs 200$ temu drone
>>544948036Fixed, Good as new.
>>544936057>America & pissreal: Quit clowning around!>Iran: Breaks out balloons and twists them into the shape of a BMP.>Circus music intesfies
They built my wife for me, too.
>>544935123>>544935468Are people just stupid now? Desert Storm air campaign happened for a entire MONTH before the ground invasion started and the collaition STILL didn't take out all the SAM's nor Iraq's Airforce either. Same thing happened in Serbia. Air Power is VASTLY over exagherated in its effectiveness because that's how the US wins its wars. So taking this in mind, the US is supposed to have destoryed all of Iran's Anti-Air assets but for some reason1. US sortie and bombing rate of Iran slowed down over the course of the 40 day war2. Iran was getting better at hunting US planes towards the later half of the 40 day war.3. US planes when shot down/targeted were shot down when flying LOW inside Iranian territory.4. Terrahn stopped being bombed unlike the in 2025 or early 2026 war.Were Iranian SAM destroyed during the war? Obviously. Were they wiped out? Probably not. Tactics develop, new strategies are deployed, and people adapt. Same for both sides. This is how it always is. We don't have all the numbers and wont have any real clue on the US's performce in Iran until papers start coming out years later after the fact but as of right now, Iran still has a air defense, they still are able to produce weapons, and they have gotten better hunting US aircraft. Its safe to say Iran was hit with a bloody nose in the 1st round, and maybe even knocked down, but were only in round 6 and Iran has been winning we still have half a fight left. Bunkers also have the advantage and SEAD weapons typically use anti-radiation weapons while Iran has been using IR SAM's with good effect against the US. If the US really destroyed Iran's air defense, the US would be flying B-52's without a worry over Iran, but we didn't even DARE do that against the Houthi's. Could Iran's air defense be better? Sure, but is it gone? Nope.Air Defense just give you time to bomb the enemy air bases and well, I think Iran did a pretty good job at that considering the US called for a time out.
