Three of UK's four nuclear submarines out at sea>Britain's enemies and its NATO allies will likely take note of the unusual deployment. At least one of the three vessels will be carrying nuclear-armed ballistic missiles.>Three of the UK's four nuclear deterrent submarines are out at sea, it is understood.>It is not clear why, but at least one of the vessels will be armed with nuclear warheads and be on routine patrol.>An expert said one of the other Vanguard-class submarines would likely be working up to take over the patrol, while the third could be undergoing sea trials.>The Ministry of Defence declined to comment.>The unusual deployment of most of the UK's fleet suggests improved availability, which has been a problem for the Royal Navy's submarine service in recent years.>It will doubtless be noted by the UK's enemies and its NATO allies.>The continuous deployment of at least one Trident submarine is regarded as the UK's ultimate security guarantee - its continuous at-sea deterrence.>Having three such submarines at sea at the same time is not routine, however.>The Times, which was the first to report on the activity, spoke to a source who described it as "unusual", though they did not explain why.>Any change in the rhythm of the UK's nuclear-armed vessels is potentially significant, given the devastating weapons they carry.>Such action could be used to send a signal to opponents.>HMS Victorious, the fourth of the ageing Trident submarines, is in Devonport naval base undergoing maintenance.https://news.sky.com/story/three-of-uks-four-nuclear-submarines-out-at-sea-13604455
Good evening, brit/pol/!
>>545038144>one of the three vessels will be carrying nuclear-armed ballistic missiles.Arent they all supposed to carry them? Thats what makes them an ssbn...
>>545038530James monged
I wonder if they're really at sea or if it's a trick. Maybe these are sea trials. Maybe they think we might get hit.
>>545038358Well? Why?
>>545038144the Brits are going to do a false flag, they will Nuke New York and blame it on the Russiansthe is the limey Samson option, if they cant get the US to fight Russia they are going to start WW3
>>545038530This whole case stinks. You're telling me the criminal mastermind behind this was a profoundly disabled man in a wheelchair? This sounds like an investigation to save face because the police wasted hundreds of thousands of pounds on literally nothing. They still haven't said what anyone actually did other driving around with a few litres of petrol.
dogshit thread, OP is a sad jewish cunt and filteredreal >>545030294thread>>545030294here>>545030294
>>545038530>here's a pic of a spastic bame to distract you from the 5 bailed from nothingburger fuel run do better glowies
>>545040128I wonder if hes got q gadgets in his wheelchar, machine guns and turbo thrusters etc
>>545038358The DT has moved to rage bait articles to draw in readers.
>>545038530fucker had pip training
>>545038727They're probably all armed, but they're not gonna tell anyone that.
>>545039607He was "too nice" and it gave her the ick.
>>545038727>>545039492Continuous-at-sea deterrence is designed so that one boat is on patrol at all times; having three of four hulls at sea simultaneously is above the standard tempo and, when reported through official-adjacent channels, is typically read as a deliberate signal of readiness rather than a maintenance coincidence. Precedent for overt or semi-overt strategic signalling of this kind, whether submarine sailings, bomber dispersals or nuclear exercise publicity, is that it tends to cluster around periods of elevated tension with an adversary and functions as messaging to that adversary rather than as a precursor to any operational change. There is little direct transmission to markets from a posture detail of this sort in isolation; the channel that has mattered historically is whether it is corroborated as part of a wider pattern, such as allied alert-state commentary, mobilisation rhetoric, or changes in government language on the adversary in question. Worth noting is the sourcing: attribution to a former naval figure via a national newspaper is the classic profile of an authorised or tolerated disclosure, which itself carries signalling weight. The follow-ons are any official confirmation or refusal to comment, parallel moves by allies, and whether the adversary's own posture statements shift in response. As reported, this sits in the signalling category rather than the escalation category.https://www.newsquawk.com/headlines/three-of-britains-four-nuclear-deterrent-submarines-are-out-at-sea-in-an-unusual-situation-the-times-reports
If the above is true it might be "signalling" to Russia not to fire missiles at us in retaliation for the Storm Shadow attack on their Proton plant the other day, amongst other things.
>Three of UK's four nuclear submarines out at seaHow bad is the RDS now? Ukraine must be doomed if they're this fidgety.
>>545040685>Storm Shadow attack
>>545040845That's what it was, right? I read parts of the articles on it but don't know if it's all "confirmed."
>>545038530>>545040256The more and more glowies manufacture living history, the more I start to believe that a lot of the past is manufactured too.
>>545040256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HO9yCE4nmA
>>545040216what a fucking degenerate
Women lol
>>545041998>>545042363>women are having sex>reeeeincel rage
Have you all assumed the position for tomorrow's budget?
>>545038144A false sun will explode over the north sea before the new year.
>>545042450is sex your only measurement of worth?
>>545038530Budget bomb truck
>>545038144>nukesthis is getting interesting
>I think any concerns about electability at this stage take second place to having a consolidated national-populist bloc which can totemically defeat Kemi's Tories and deprive Labour of a majority. On current projections the Conservatives keep a lot of seats on v tight margins.It's fun coming across Reform supporters who barely a year ago were thumping their chests over 400+ seats
>>545042556No it won't you dumb wanker
>>545040128It's like a shitty Fast and Furious film where they have to introduce a diversity spastics, give him the nickname "Wheels", but give him some super hacking or whatever skills for why he should come on the big job. Or the terrorist recruiting market is so dire that they're stooping to bringing in spacktards to run the ops.
>>545042608yes because its the ultimate goal for a biological lifeform that requires sex to propagate itself
>>545040946As far as i know. Plenty of defence sites are saying it washttps://www.defensemagazine.com/article/ukraines-storm-shadow-strike-on-russias-proton-plant-targets-a-key-link-in-moscows-weapons-chain
wiggeryahu on his way out? ts crazy ngl fr
>>545042642Nah, the missiles don't even work
>>545042608It's a complex and varied answer but yes, sex is a good metric for an individuals value.Somebody with little to no value is unlikely to attract a sexual partner, and this is particularly common amongst gen z males.Studies show that social media and videogames played a significant factor in young white men not engaging in the typical behaviours of previous generations in regards to expected sexual experience.76% of men aged 16-24 were self reported virgins in 2025. And this matters.
>>545042826What's the other guy's policies?
>>545042450she's defiling her marriage for a few moments of pleasure, it's gross
>>545042785if that is the ultimate goal then pakis are the ultimate winners of life
Funny to look back at things like the Black Death and see the aftermath such as the rise of the peasantry, potentially being a key part of the rise of Protestantism and modernity etc, and then you look at what's happened after Covid and it's just everyone becoming more retarded even though nobody died.
>>545042949'More of the same, but fuck Netanyahu'
>>545042826Bibi was a bit of a chad tbf, sayaret matkal recon commando. And his opponent is the ex idf cheif of staff, so hes not exactly the moderate option.
>>545042940retards are having children all the timeeverything you said here is bollocks
Might have a tug
>>545042949unlimited jews mode [ON]
>>545042970>defiling her marriagemarriage doesn't exist, its just an agreement and agreements can be broken at any point in time for any reason>>545042995retardsub-saharan africans have the highest birth rate
>>545042880What would the threshhold to fire them be if they did work, and what will we do if that threshhold is crossed and they don't work?
>>545042949import 2 million indians
>6 brand new vans. Full front ends stolen Inc engine, gearbox, Ecu's and bsi. Cctv clocked them 45min job in and out at Leeds Citroen dealership
>>545043240>wank announcerYou're gay
>>545043535he said might, he might not
>>545043424>sub-saharan africans have the highest birth ratecorrect. and they are all mongs. they can't think properly but they have sex and produce more children so according to your measurement of worth they are worth more than white eurosretard
>>545043611So, wank announcers are homosexuals
>>545043460We've always been in the, "we'll nuke you before you get a chance to nuke us, cunt," camp, so it really comes down to whatever arbitrary threshold the reigning defence bods decide on. Could be imminent invasion, could be a rogue state calling the King 'nigger' on Twitter, who knows?>and what will we do if that threshhold is crossed and they don't work?Get absolutely raped, probably
>>545043535Not true, I'm a fanny and booby enthusiast.
>>545043675nobody said anything about racial worththats you implanting context that need not be there because you got btfo and are looking for an angleyou're no better than a nigger yourself with that bad faith shite
>>545043709I think we'll all be finding out.
>>545043749You're a pathetic homosexual loser, probably a sex offender too
would nuclear war be so bad?
>>545043764>nobody said anything about racial worth>>545042608>is sex your only measurement of worth?>>545042785>yes because its the ultimate goal for a biological lifeform that requires sex to propagate itselfQuestion>>is sex your only measurement of worth?Responce>yes
>>545042556dooooomer
>>545043473based
>>545043877At this point, no. That or a massive asteroid strike needs to happen. It'll be nasty for a while though. It's going to hurt.
clews of the worldhttps://rumble.com/v7hh6ew-iranian-terror-criminal-mastermind-revealed.html
>>545043877depends who survives
>even though you're black>i think your band is good>but please don't move>into my neighbourhood>your singer's a nigger>the other 3 are geeks>we'll get front row seats>and show up in white sheets
>>545043888I was quite clearly talking about individual worth you fucking mouth breather
>>545044635Maaaate.
>>545044697
>>545038144If they ever happen to lose one of them they just need to ask Moscow. The Russians know at every moment where those subs are.
>>545038144every single one will never do shit/thread
>100 days ago they took Top G from us
>>545042608yes, women bongs are TRASHbut guys are cool and all and i pray for them to leave and find a place to reproduce that deserve them way more.no, its not a joke.
>>545045017good, they can keep him
>>545038727>Arent they all supposed to carry them?It's normal to have one vessel in maintenance, one vessel on a training mission and one vessel on active military duty.The fourth could also be on a training mission, or on active duty, or about to receive maintenance.
>>545038358>>545039607I'm guessing - getting 50% of her husbands shit had something to do with it.
I say we just mass report all wagies who decide to skip Thursday or Friday to play the new GTA to their employees. The meltdowns would be unreal.
>>545044678take 2 white men, same age. they both have the same job. one is an idiot council estate mong but has had sexthe other is creative and likes to build things but hasn't had sex. he's the type who is more likely to make advancements and pull humanity along... women think he's weird like eww grossthe guy who has had a bit of meaningless sex has more worth then?
I'm a nonce, I'm a member of josh's pedocord,
>>545044635I find Idris Elba, Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker and some others pretty good actors despite being niggers. The negresses such as Naomie Harris, Thandie Newton are also okay. However I still feel a bit cringe when I see pajeet actors, even the famous ones.
>>545043877Yes - this island would become an even more grey and miserable hell hole, only now it would be irradiated as well.
lot of forrens in today
>>545045017he's just a nigger wind up merchant
>>545042531Fetal position? Or bend over and grab my ankles position? Can't decide.
>>545045359its us bumcorders, we talk about you brinnies in between sharing CSAM on josh's discord.
>>545045017Didn't notice
>>545045359I wonder who could be behind it?
>>545044635i have stolen your shitpost for future use. thank you.
>>545045340Wesley snipes
>>545045359>forrens
>>545040445one will pop up in the Falklands for a reminder to the argies not to fuck around.
who's up for some noncing?
>>545045359I'm here for diversity, equality and inclusion. Britain needs it more than before, having a Zigger for diversity is stunning and brave, I can culturally enrich Britain by showing how to drink vodka like a proper man and how to degrade into an animal after a few drinks.
>>545045340Aye the white man has valued the negro for years for his entertainment value
>>545045714I can't buy Russian Standard anymore. SAD!
Do you know how fucking hard it is to quit wanking? Fucking satanic jews.
>>545045714>>having a zigger for diversity is stunning and bravetop kek. see pic rel, asiatic
>>545045274Sad git - I only use FrGramps/FrUncle when i'm outside of France.AnywayFiltered
>>545045863Why do you need to quit wanking? Just don't want porn. Use your imagination innit.
>>545040845Beautiful. We have some excellent weapons.
>>545045491>>545045101>>545045409t. 3 anons with no Bugatti in the front drivekek
>Ashlea Simon is live on X talking about media stitch ups and humiliation rituals.https://x.com/AshleaSimonAFE/status/2115171735960158332
>>545045742>for his entertainment valuethe pic comes to mind first
It's over
>>545046093All well and good giving it the 'what colour's your Bugatti?' banter, until someone comes back at you with 'what colour's your skin?'
£15m for Maaaaaaaate v2.0 posters. The real problem is MEN (not rapey fecaloid men, just MEN).
>>545045017What are you talking about?Top G is back:https://x.com/s6berr/status/2112404866845061191
>>545046093
>>545046143Golliwogs and minstrels were harmless fun
>>545045243on an individual levelnone of that mattersthe person that has sex and procreates has more worth than the person who doesn't, periodbecause propagation of the species is the primary biological imperativethat being said, I wish your mum swallowed because you obviously weren't worth the labour pains
>>545045961Gobbo boobdox?
Not a fan of americans tbhwy lads.
>>545046323>could bid for money from the misogyny prevention fund to...improve safety for women and girls"Gis us a quid and I'll stop hating women for a bit"The sum is so small it literally is just a marketing job for some friends that nobody will see but will allow them to go on holiday>won advertising wards but had done relatively little to address major threats of violenceYeah a poster isn't going to stop you getting raped and murdered by a minimum 50x rape rate Afghan now is it
>>545046460
Proper love noncing me i do. thank god for josh's discord or i'd never have found this place
>>545046524
>>545046451>the person that has sex and procreates has more worth than the person who doesn't, periodIf I say PERIOD at the end of the sentence that makes it a fact. PERIOD.
>>545046323>rapey pakis will stop raping because of a posterThe manosphere is obviously a Zionist psyop but honestly, it's based. The luvvies and the libtards are very flustered that the little pakis and niglets that are all over their cities now are turning out to not be just like us and are instead cheering on people who say based things like gays are disgusting and a lot of women are stupid whores.The white libtards' instinct is to respond with more racial masochism but they've already maxxed that out and don't understand how this doesn't seem to impress these snarling little darkies. They're concerned. If we have to live in the gulag circus we might as well laugh at the clowns.
corrrr jannies been getting proper antagonistic lately. antagonistic, as in inbredonistic.
what color is your bugatti /brit/?
>brit/pol/ is essayposting about sex again Almost got me, it was close
One for the negrophiles
>>545046600izzat serj tankian?
THIS IS PC DARCY WOODS-BROADY,A POLICE OFFICER WHO SEXUALLY ABUSED A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND AVOIDED IMMEDIATE PRISON DESPITE ADMITTING SEVEN CHILD SEX OFFENCES.THE 21-YEAR-OLD GLOUCESTERSHIRE CONSTABULARY OFFICER KNEW HER VICTIM WAS JUST 15 WHEN SHE COMMITTED THE OFFENCES AT HER HOME AND INSIDE HER CAR.WOODS-BROADY ADMITTED SEVEN SEXUAL OFFENCES, INCLUDING INCITING THE CHILD TO ENGAGE IN PENETRATIVE AND NON-PENETRATIVE SEXUAL ACTIVITY
>>545046868
>>545045989Wanking a bloke off is gay
>>545046909Pics or it didn't happen.
>>545045017kek is he still locked up without bail, has he even been before a judge yet, how is this even possible unless you're some psycho murderer or a terrorist
>>545046909>wigThat a troon?
>>545046966Fuck off>>545047025>penetrative All signs point to yes
>>545046704>The luvvies and the libtards are very flustered that the little pakis and niglets that are all over their cities now are turning out to not be just like us and are instead cheering on people who say based things like gays are disgusting and a lot of women are stupid whores.It is funny - but the problem is they will never address the elephant in the room.
>>545046959Didn't realise this was fake and gay until I just posted it now
>>545046842How do people avoid these ghetto cruises? Does it have a 'POC Friendly' tag when you book it or something.
>>545046909>Former PC Darcy Woods-Broady was given a two year prison sentence, suspended for two years, at Worcester Crown Court in August 2024.0.77x Lucy Connolly's sentence fwiw. Only Connolly did actually end up serving 9 months.
>>545046842a white people cruise passes by a carnival cruise kekhttps://youtube.com/shorts/-7thw7ZsbsM?si=yxjeoWYcfpekLfsJ
>>545046959Where did he go?
>>545046842
>>545046983Thought they threatened that to all the post southport protestors - unless they plead guilty of course.
>>545047299He's in the grid now
>>545038144US recently removed its strategic nuclear bombers from UK on that fake ass Iranian plot cover story.Your gov recommending 3 days of food/water.Your oligarchs have been deep in war with Russia since 2022. Same with some rogue factions in US.They were also involved in Obama's spying on Trump before election and the Russian collusion hoax afterwards (hence why Obama keeps making UK appearances, don't want them to throw him under the bus).
>>545047299Camera changes angle, looks like the jeet might not have been fried, I feel scammed and low on izzat
>>545042792It was ss. Yes. 4 hits. Followed quickly by 4 hits on the 'energia' plant.Both targets were completely destroyed. Both were building components for russian ballistic missiles.No ss were intercepted. Complete 100% penetration, accuracy and destruction.
>>545038144Why the fuck do you tell the world about the deployment status of the subs? You are supposed to keep the enemy wondering and shitting their pants so they never dare to push that big red button no matter how loud the bark out that they would.
>>545038144Like our piece of shit subs can launch that many missiles without falling apart.
>>545047445>low on izzatIs this why he beats himself?
>>545043473Pikeys.
>>545047337Fucking negrophiles
Joanna lumley is indian
>>545044885>The Russians know at every moment where those subs are.How?
>>545047622they eat fresh
>>545047498you know satellites exist right? and they can see the boats leaving the harbour, we don't need to tell anyone they can see for themselves
>>545045714You are not russian and cannot prove otherwise. Fuck off.
>>545040685I hope Putin gets this shithole. We act like we are still the Empire, and not Pakistan tier cringe. We have to get found out.
>>545047559Yes, you didn't know that each self inflicted blow boosts izzat by +25? If they try to stop you and you keep on doing it regardless, you get another +5 izzat so that's a whopping +30 izzat per blow.
>>545047559Yes
>>545038727A nuclear submarine is a sub with a nuclear reactor as a fuel source so it doesn’t have to resurface for months.
>>545047843I saw that fella at a bus stop in Peckham
>>545047520Don't measure our military capabilities on your own achievements loser.
>>545047789I hope you doxx yourself so I can come and smash your teeth in you faggot traitor.
>>545047704I thought they had large tunnels dug out into the sea so that the subs can sneak in and out or you launch on a rainy day with heavy cloud coverage. Or perhaps you fool around with decoys to mess with them.
>>545047875That's just what happens when you get max izzat
>>545047498because their strategic deterrence value is a meme from the 60s and their only value today is as political symbols
>>545047602>Britishness is not a whites-only clubHe's gonna get btfo by that Winston Churchill quote about keeping England white. Wonder how he'd react to it?
>>545047850All three at sea are strategic ballistic missiles subs. All designed to carry the nuclear deterrent. All of our subs are nuclear powered. Our attack subs don't carry nuclear weapons though.
>>545048023I guess that's why some of them are armed and some aren't...to mess with the enemy.
Simple as.
>>545048170>Wayne Rooney returned from a trip to Marrakesh with wife Coleen looking sunburnt. >He has recently had a nose job to fix breathing problems, lost weight and undergone Invisalign treatment.
>>545048140>All of our subs are nuclear powered.Are you sure they don't use izzat instead?
>>545047141The libtards have no intention of addressing any elephants. They will never concede the point. And it doesn't matter. Because street level libtards are going extinct. It's just becoming impossible to be one.Whites are being faced with a worsening situation and even normies can see how bad it is. Anyone exposed to public transport now, for example, is getting a daily redpill on what these people are like.You need to have a certain level of wealth to go along with libtard bullshit as framed by the BBC and The Guardian at the moment; you need to be able to afford to live somewhere nice, have a car, shop somewhere good and generally be able to insulate yourself from the behaviours and odours of blacks and browns. In other words, the libtards are now the out of touch servants of the establishment that they imagine themselves to be the opposite of.The libtards are sensing it. I heard a libtard at work use the term "rise of the right" recently which I had a private laugh at. Obviously it is a given in her mind controlled brain that right wing = bad.Kids can see plainly how hypocritical and stupid all the libtard woke bullshit is and they also can see that they're not really allowed to criticise this agenda without getting in trouble. Everyone can see that whites are being discriminated against while we are told we're oppressors while darkies are coddled and you have to be very careful about any kind of criticism of them even when they are behaving terribly. Confident whites resent it and non-confident whites are getting bullied by merciless packs of jeering subhumans who are incapable of understanding the concept of non-performative empathy and therefore know the libtard multikulti shit is just a cynical lie.The kids also see how cringe the middle class cosmopolitan millennials that are all in on the thought policing are and they enjoy seeing these libtards get fucking owned by the Frankenstein monster of feral piccaninnies they have unleashed upon us.
>>545048140member that time some dink crashed one into the rocks
>>545048299B O G G E D
lqwt8kP8 meltdown
Looks like Bibi is fucked
Anyone got into moonshining? Something I really want to do personally. I'd preferably like to sell it. What's the price people would be willing to pay, how much to make it work? Can I just use frozen corn?
>>545048372Remember when footy players had names like wayne and gary and now they're all ngubu and mohammed
>>545048475Does this mean the war will escalate or calm down?
>PICTURED: Mohmed Abdulkarim, one of the two suspects charged over the RAF Fairford plot
>>545043877It would stop the landlord bothering me. Lol!
>>545039607Because she's a dumb faithless whore.
>>545048552Remember when footballers didn't get cosmetic surgery lmao
>>545048658Samson option
>>545048490I make rectified spirit. Can't be arsed with moonshine and corn mash. I just brew beer and distill it in a column still. >>545048658Bibi is a warmonger blood sucking vampire. Other dude is a military faggot but moderate compared to beeb. I expect they will be less likely to kick off against Iran but who knows. Israelis are tired of it though from what I've read
>>545040256Mohammed said cosanguinous marriage was good, btw.
>>545048475Oy vey - execute Samson Option.
>>545048667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
>>545048658The leader of the largest opposition party is a guy who thinks anything short of unquestioning support of Israel is tacitly supporting Hamas, and that the IDF actually need to conscript more people
>>545048658Escalate like fuck.Isn't this new guy like mega pro-zio and right wing?The Jews won't be happy until Palestine is wiped out. It's pretty obvious.
Samsung Option
>>545048490What like moonshine alcohol? Good luck with your future blindness.
>>545043877mediaevil levels?
>>545040256They probably just routed messages through his smart wheelchair or something, like he was a rolling hotspot so they didn't have to use the data on their phone plans
>>545048832stop reminding me how broken my phone is
>>545048862Yeah. From medium aevum. Did you sleep through your Latin lessons or summat???
>>545047476They could really fuck us easily by doing our east coast refineries. We will need more than 3 days worth of baked beans for that one.
Can't even be a terrorist for a foreign country without having to engage in affirmative action hiring schemes, can't have SHIT in this country!
>>545048841heads hearts tails its easy to avoid methanol, just throw away the first 100ml or keep it as camp fire starter. never gone blind in 12 years i've been distilling
>Iranbruv couldn't even walk
>>545048987They don't have missiles with the accuracy to hit those at range. Any ship orplane trying to get close enough would already be under escort and on a suicide mission.
>>545049203>and the whole house smells like butter chicken with a side of saffron rice and garlic naan, Lamb rogan Josh and beef vindaloo
>>545049116kek
>>545049116James monged was funnier
>>545049116I chuckled.
>>545049203A lot of Jeet/Paki landlords won't accept tenants from their own kind because the whole house will stink within a few months of them moving in from their cooking curryslop every night, it's virtually impossible to get the smell out, it basically lingers forever not unlike nicotine smell from heavy smokers
>>545049203>>545049402
>>545049116I heard you talking out your backside, squat squeeze.But I don't want to hear your bullshit, stop please.Cuz you don't clock G's.And you ain't doing no shows for no top fee's.Or travel overseas.On no adventures like Hercules.Full of beans but you ain't mashing peas.So why you lying to the city geez.
>>545049497based paki/jeet disliker
watching bake offNigella lawson looks like fucking shit
>>545049497What about crimes against wallpaper?
>>545049821Normalponce licence cattle
https://goyimx.com/SAshworthHayes/status/2115094179751551261>I wanted to visualise Britain's state spending ahead of the Budget, so I've vibe coded an app which presents it as a disk drive.>Take a look at the tradeoffs and see if you can make the budget fit:Just delete System 32
>>545049862i'm watching it through your mums curtains
>>545049870>I wanted to visualise Britain's state spending ahead of the Budget, so I've vibe coded an app which presents it as a disk driveTwittermongs are actually the gayest little neeks on the planet, aren't they?
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/major-boost-to-pool-of-skilled-former-military-personnel-called-upon-in-crises-as-uk-strengthen-preparedness>The Ministry of Defence is taking decisive action to boost readiness and deliver on the first duty of government – to keep its citizens safe. The Bill includes measures that will affect our Regular and Volunteer Reserve personnel’s liability for recall after they leave service. The key changes will:>Increase the maximum age for call from 55 to 65 >Align the time for which recall applies across all three services >Lower the threshold for recall so that Reservists can be recalled for ‘warlike preparations’ in addition to the current requirement for ‘national danger, great emergency or attack on the UK’ Imagine being 65 and getting recalled to die by drone, couldn't be me.
>>545049901You're probably watching it working the night shift in some bum wiper hostel lmao
>>545049290>neonazi acted by a actor that is part nigWhat did they mean by this?
>>545046842blacks don't swim because they don't like to get their hair wet as it makes it all frzzy and niggerish.its why they rarely practice proper fully submerged swimming and why they drown so often. bone density whilst true, is a cope for lack of practice.
>>545050088they've wheeled the tv in for tv nightbake off and then ice age 2
>>545050140>it makes it all frzzy and niggerish.Isn't it like that when dry?
>>545050082Sounds like everything is just peachy >150pp spent to go up to "scrapping the barrel"
>>545050082This a good plan considering so many of our youngsters are such faggots.
You always assume criminals are sort of loveable rogue types and then you interact with criminals and they are just literally sharks
>>545050169Ok but just remember you don't have to throw feces at the screen just because everyone else is
>>545050447>You always assume criminals are sort of loveable rogue typesOnly middle class wankers think this.
>>545050499working class people fear the middle class
>>545050447>You always assume criminals are sort of loveable rogue typesNo you don't you fucking retard, you assume they're amoral selfish scum, what the hell is wrong with you?
>>545048140Is nuclear power halal?
>>545050140they make the fatal error of trying to breath under water, no one ever told them you can't breath underwater, it's because of insufficient money spent on educating minorities because of racism obviously
>>545048475>exit polls Are those like pre election polls? Kek
>>545050610Well i did
>>545048817>The Jews won't be happy until Palestine is wiped out. It's pretty obvious.Damn, I didn’t know Jews were that based. Good for them.
>>545050436"our" youngsters are BAME you sausage
>>545050622Yes, the Pakistani nuclear programme confirmed this. The most eminent scientist, Sultan Bashiruddin Mahmood, discovered that nuclear energy is actually just a method of trapping Djinni and harnessing their energy, Alhamdulillah
>>545050698You're clueless
>>545050739Shut up, they’re just like you and me.
>>545050817so what
>>545050876Maybe you should shut up and fuck off, that's what
>>545050082>the first duty of government – to keep its citizens safeDEPORTAYSHUNS
>>545050608I wouldn't know. I'm neither.
>Giving namenonces attention in 2026You cunts really are hopeless.
>>545050916every post you've made is just being a dickhead to meis this entertaining to youwhat's the fucking point, where's your self interest
>>545038144>An expert saidkill yourself tranny
>>545050739Plenty young lads in this very thread that are faggots and wouldn't fight for their country.
Oh it's the melty poster lol
>>545050436It is a good plan since the oldies have been the once screeching for war and then smugly saying "I would sign up but sadly I'm too old."Now you can. Off you go. Remember to write a will before you leave.
>>545050953>is this entertaining to you
>>545051015 this is fucking dull, miserable bastard
>>545049203>the weird thing is the kitchen does not smellPerhaps it's in the carpet. They do eat off the floor.
>>545042642>nukes>this is getting interestingnukes don't exist retard
>>545051061Your izzat levels are critically low
>>545050778>nuclear energy is actually just a method of trapping Djinni and harnessing their energySo it’s basically trapped Djinni seethe energy? Noice. We can exterminate infidel kafirs using jars filled with Djinni seethe. Bismillah.
>>545050978not our country, bames built britain innitwe are but mongrels
Moral of the story - mind yo business.
>>545051007Faggot.
>>545051294ugh, it's a fucking brutal brutal world
>>545051370dont think those working class lads feared the middle class guy trying to break up the fight enough
Back in 2010, the minimum wage was £12,064 and the 'higher earner' band started at £43,875. You only paid 40% tax once you were earning 3.6x the minimum wage. There was clear incentive to progress, learn and aspire for more.As things stand, you now start paying 40% tax once you earn £50,270 which is just 1.83x the minimum wage. If it was the same multiple as 2010, the 'higher earning' band would be £98,841 and everyone below this amount would be paying 20%. Someone on £98,841 is effectively losing out on £9714.20 net per year if the bandings had simply moved in line with previous multiples relative to minimum wage. This is one of the reasons why the middle class is being eroded and why there's a cost of living crisis in the UK.
>>545051337>he seems to be promoting popular policiesOh no, he's a populist! Like Hitler! Populism is evil, that's been well established. Reform used to be accused of populism, but they toned it down by taking in hated ex-tories and loads of indians.
>>545051337>is Andy Dandy the oneYes, he is the unelected prime minister, it’s him.
>>545051432I think class distinctions people cling to are breaking down
>>545051444Maybe the middle-class should stop shopping at waitrose and buying pumpkin spice lattes.
>>545038144https://www.gov.uk/guidance/crime-and-policing-act-2026-offences-relating-to-pornographyAre you wiping your porn folder yet?
Lads, not to brag and such, but check this out.Feels good man.
>>545050916Fuck off, prick
I think the effects of nuclear war were massively overblown by hippies. If we had a war in the 80s we'd be recovering by now. Certainly no worse than mass immigration.
>>545051370It is. What can men do against such reckless hate?
>>545051587Where's that comparison picture of Hiroshuma vs. Detroit when you need it.
Izzat's off the scales with this one. Why are white women so fucking dumb? This is the coolest shit ever. Have they not seen Bollywood?
>>545051540Waitrose and Marks and Spencer are only useful for niche goods anyway. Smart thing to do would be to buy your groceries from Aldi or Lidl and to get the two things they don't sell from some other supermarket.
>>545051565got this from adultwork todayFrom Friday, 6 November 2026, the Crime and Policing Act 2026 makes it a criminal offence in England and Wales to possess or publish pornography in the following categories:- Strangulation or suffocation. Explicit and realistic portrayals of one person strangling, choking or suffocating another. The prohibition is not limited to non-consensual conduct. Suffocation includes obstruction of breathing even without pressure to the neck.- Sex between certain relatives. Explicit and realistic depictions of penetrative sexual activity between people presented as actual or purported close relatives (including parents and children, grandparents and grandchildren, siblings and half-siblings, and certain aunts, uncles, nieces and nephews). Adoptive parent-child relationships are included. Depictions involving step or foster relationships are covered where at least one person is, or is portrayed as, under 18. The law does not categorically prohibit every adult step-family scenario.- Sexual activity involving a purported child under 16. Explicit and realistic portrayals of sexual activity between at least two people where a reasonable viewer would think one person is, or is pretending to be, under 16. The performers may both be adults. Relevant context includes accompanying dialogue, audio, titles and descriptions. The statute excludes portrayals in which the supposed under-16 age is fanciful rather than reasonably believable.These rules apply even when the content was legally produced with consenting adults outside the UK.>The UK Ministry of Justice advises anyone in England and Wales who has content covered by these offences to permanently delete it before 6 November.ah yes , it was fine before but not after the 6th
>>545051444Yep - it's a joke, but people don't notice it because "the tax rate hasn't gone up".Personally, I'm making the most of salary sacrifice - as I'm fully expecting them to fuck that in the future (i.e. remove full tax relief on the way in).
>>545051587It would be preferable. Especially today when nuclear bombs are apparently cleaner. Whatever happened to this radiation problem in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
>>545051677he's 4ft tallit was over before it began
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>>545051587True. A couple million dead bongs is no biggy. After all, a million bong girls have been raped, it's time for bong men to suffer too.Alhamdulilah
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>>545041398No shit it is, you only need to read some recent history
>>545038530Professor N
>>545048312I'm feeling the frustration in that post, m80it's hard to not just open into paragraphs and paragraphs and paragraphs about ittakes a lot of strength these days for me to visit brit/pol/ and not fucking do thatthings are that evidently, abundantly, obviously fucked up and everybody who is fucked up by it now knows itsometimes you see a post you just wanna let the guy know you're there with him
>>545051709tried setting up an account...couldn't message anyone. have you verified with a fake picture or ID somehow?
>>545051709I would like to know what frigid out of touch slags keep pushing this shit. I'm not pro porn addiction by any means but this is too far in the opposite in the other direction. Not to mention completely unenforceable.
baking
>>545042785How is it the ultimate goal when the majority of biological life does before reproducing?
Lads, don't take this as bragging, I'm just sharing my joy. MAGA.
>>545051520so this is basically meaningless nonsense then? >>545050608
>>545051709>The UK Ministry of Justice advises anyone in England and Wales who has content covered by these offences to permanently delete it before 6 November.noI'm not doing anything wrongfuck you peoplecome put me in a camp you fascist cunts
>>545043177Would be if it was the west in the 6/'s, but it's Israel and their military is garbage tier
>>545051926yes as was your post i assumed
>>545051758PRICK
>>545051844I verified, properly, even had to go get a fucking local newspaper to prove i was in the UK for some reason. >>545051845They will always pick something some prudish trollop who used to suck black dick but has now reformed doesn't like. Ofcom management are all post-menopausal bitches. I can't say I'm particularly bothered by the wierd american penchant for sibling porn but the strangling thing, it's like in every porno ever
>>545051845(((They))) are trying to push the goy more "conservative", so they will support dying for israel.
>>545051709>The statute excludes portrayals in which the supposed under-16 age is fanciful rather than reasonably believable.Christ, I would love to see this one being argued in court.
>>545051842Cheers pal
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>>545048312Can't disagree my fren. Speaking of work colleagues - I had one randomly bring up how RAYCIS Reform are and how it would be so bad if they got in. Of course I just bit my tongue, because I have bills to pay. He's on over £120k.
>>545051913You lost tranny
>>545052399>elmer won
>>545051677>>545051735they still won't make the distinctions of which men and will continue to say all men
>>545052169right?how do you even make the distinction?what is the difference between a school girl uniform that is FaNcIfUL and a school girl unifrom that is reasonably believable?I'll tell youit's whether the court dislikes you or notI spit on this countrywhat do I have to do to claim political asylum elsewhere?they're going to persecute normal people for normal fucking porn that is normal fucking porn everywhere else on the fucking planet
>>545052300Yep.At least we can enjoy seeing these people struggling with the fact that all the people who agree with them are also well off and none of the normal people or diversity they claim to champion likes or respects them.They won't face reality though. They will resort to their tried and tested programming "you voted against your interests"
>>545047155fucking idiots, we'd have the gun up and sending 3 round burst in about 2 minute, setup on platform, actual firing data sent over radio, gun laid, shell and bag in, BOOM BOOM BOOM shells hitting target in 3 minutes.Their fucking silly little drill is shit, its retarded and i hate it.
>>545054761KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
