CHRIST IS KING?https://nypost.com/2026/10/28/science/breakthrough-in-noahs-ark-hunt-as-charred-remains-found-report/
>>545103000>3000IT WAS PROMISED TO US 3000 YEARS AGO!!!!
>>545103000
what the fuck compels them to claim its noahs ark ffs
>>545103000Bullshit
oh wait i knowTHE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THEM LMAO
>>545103000Noah's ark is a rip of of the epic of gilgimiesh and that in and of itself is a rip off a Sumerian story
>>545103000czech't
>>545103085>what the fuck compels them to claim it's noahs arkMoney from retards from your country.
I've got wood too
>>545103085Retards that are desperately to prove their retarded bullshit.
>>545103085ANON ARE YOU READY TO DO YOUR 5 STAGES OF DENIAL!!
Oak Islandpilled
>>545103000Noah's Ark is described as being round, you retarded fucking no knowledge christcuck getting scammed by a literal grifting whore. Christcucks are so of the stupidest and most gullible people on this planet. The kikes were right, you retards are literal cattle.
>>545103085>what the fuck compels them to claim its noahs arkIt's all conjured proofs the Bible is real. Like anyone really gives a shit.
>>545103085>what the fuck compels them to claim its noahs ark ffsIts just something to put in the news to take everyones attention away from the absolute and utter disaster that is happening in Palestine, Gaza, Ukraine, and Iran. Wouldnt you know.... All of these calamities are perpetrated by the same tiny hat tribe.When you really think about itEvery Rabbit hole you go downThe "t" is silentIts always the same tiny hat tribe at the bottom of everything. Every calamity, every war, every financial collapse, every regime change, every bit of sabotage against a country to overthrow the elected leadership is all done by one group of people. Then they use the news to either cover it up or publish skewed information to brainwash the NPCs around the globe.
>>545103248Circle niggers on suicide watch
>>545103085It's a team of grifters led by a literal whore that know christcucks are gullible children that will believe anything and are willing to part with their money to believe it.
>>545103000I won't believe it until the wood pope identifies it.
>>545103348>team of griftersIt's baked into the religion. I can't imagine the level of depravity to willingly dupe someone in the name of god.
This is the Christ brain equivalent of the residential schools.
>>545103000Can we see it?
trees, too, are made of wood
>>545103000>DEUS VULT
>>545103000devil
>>545103000Whites/Christians are basically retarded and have disposable income far in excess of their intelligence, so they are the #1 group to grift if you want to make easy money.
>>545103000Noah didn't exist. His name is Utnapishtam.
>>545103155Funny part is that there's more evidence of Gilgamesh existing than Noah.
>>545103000Dude they’ve been finding this same exact thing in the same exact place since I was a kid in the 80’s.
>>545103000It's just as possible that some faggots buried it there specifically so we could all be psyopped centuries later, don't get your hopes up because it could just as well turn out not to be it, and wood being found 30 feet underground really shouldn't be the thing that makes or breaks your faith
>>545103840Not even close. Noah's book sold billions more copies than that hack Gilgamesh.
>>545103155>>545103822I highly recommend the Irving Finkel book The Ark Before Noah. It's about the earliest version of the ark/flood myth. Instead of building an enormous boat and filling it with all the worlds animals, in the earliest version the guy just builds a coracle (a lenticular boat made out of reeds and bitumen) for his farm animals so he can preserve his livelihood when the flood comes. Pretty small scale. Not a dry book at all. A fun quick read.
>>545104148>Irving Finkeljew
>>545103840>>545103840The Sumerian version predates Noah by thousands of yearsThe mans name was Ziusudra
>>545104148Yeah, "two of each animal" obviously refers to "two of each useful domesticated animal" because a survivor would need farm animals to survive and restart civilization after a catastrophic flood
>>545103000In spite of having no more connection to Noah than anyone else Jews love the Noah story as in is the basis of their claim to have legal sovereignty over everyone else via their "Noahide Laws", scripture unheard of by any other people that sets them up as the heirs to Noah and interpretors of those "laws" that favour them so much and specify beheading for Christian practice.So if you look into this fabricated nonsense of course you will find a group of Jews. In reality the comparative mythology make clear that Saturn, then worshipped as God, exploded somewhere near enough to wet Earth with its new rings. After the flood waters subsided there seems to have been rings left arourd Earth's equator, electromagnetically suspended. While these have now faded at night when backlit they will have made a static rainbow so been the basis of the connection.Saturn's rings, binding, a covernant binds. Hence the Covernant of Noah. The actual ark or arc will have been a crescent in the sky of a nearby planet passing behind these rings.
>>545104384Also the architecture of Ziggurats is easily explained as a simple platform for the community to run up and take refuge on in case of another catastrophic flooding event
I'm confused. I thought the Ark was way up on Mount Ararat close to the summit and obscured by thick glacial ice. I recall a video posted in 2009 by a Korean expedition team who had recorded the interior of the Ark. Isn't the sight in OP's pic typically classified as the sight where the Ark was built?
>>545103000Are you telling me they've thought this site might be Noah's arc for decades and yet they've only just now bothered to dig 30 feet down?
americans really do take every story in the bible as if it's historical fact huh
>>545103085What compels you to immediately try and disprove it? What other explanation do you have for a ship matching the approximate dimensions listed in the Bible being 30 ft underground in the mountains of Anatolia?
>>545104526Apparently.
flying jews aren't a thing
Whats really interesting about this is that the story of the great flood isnt an Abrahamic invention. There are countless examples from religious traditions around the world from different tribed with no contact with each other that all recount the same deluge. That shit definitely happened.
christcucks have been sensationalising this since the 70's. Nothing ever comes of it.
>>545103248No it’s not. You are lying. Genesis 6:15> And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.
>>545104366the entire Abrahamic mythology is a fraud, the original sources are Sumerian and Egyptians. FACT
>>545103085Ron Wyatt discovered this in the 70's, this is continued research. Watch his Noah Ark video, he explains all the small details
multiple ancient civilisations definitely can't make up stories about what is a pretty common weather event across the world. god must have done it or something
Some guy made a boat that carried animals to a different place, maybe for better grazing land. I bet there are a bunch of Arks all over the place and they used them the same way we use barges.
>>545103155the floods happened but the ark didn’t (jews would’ve raped all those animals to death before the 40 days were up anyways)
>>545104672>>545104148
>>545104366No it doesn't they are all tellings of the same basic events that happened around the world at the same time. Saturn exploded and soaked us.
>>545103085Not feeling so euphoric now are ya?
>>545103000>>>/x/>>>/b/>>>/bant/>>>/trash/
it’s too bad these retards don’t believe in radiocarbon dating otherwise they could see if the age of the wood lines up
Romans 15:4 KJVFor whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.>our learning>morons go LET'S TAKE IT LITERALLY
>>545103155>a rip ofIt's not a ripoff, it's literally the same story. The Hebrews were originally from Mesopotamia. Abraham and his descendants brought the story with them when they crossed over the Euphrates and left Mesopotamia and migrated into the Levant.
>>545103000They find noah's arc like every 5 years.
>>545103000>and it was oak, not gopher wood>and it was only the size of a mid sized sailboat, not the size mentioned in the bible>and it had miscellaneous thing in it which would not be needed to repopulate the earth>checkmate atheistsi dont care or believe these discoveries or claims, i dont need to.the bible said it, i'll accept that as is, any evidence for can easily (and eventually) be turned into evidence against.why build your foundation on shaky evidence instead of faith? sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I find petrified wood all the time. Does that mean Noah floated through the north Saskatchewan river?
>>545105485Especially in a volcanic region like eastern Turkey, mudslides during eruptions bury millions of trees over tens of thousands of years.It would actually be weirder NOT find buried wood there.
>>545105069That describes something completely different. Let’s see, should I trust the Bible or a book some jew wrote in 2014 when he was 63
>>545104804i can't fix her but i'd let her peg me desu
>>545103000looks nada like el boat
>>545104732>it’s pretty common that there are floods so terrible that civilizations separated by thousands of miles and with mountain ranges between them all experienced the same oneHuh. Why haven’t we seen or heard of another one if it’s so common?You fags will do anything to try and disprove God.
>>545104804Medallions humming. Leshen, gotta be
>>545104979Jews didn't exist yet.
>>545105592Forgot pic. This happens in every voclanic region.This was a cold mudslide, but in hot ones the wood is turned to charcoal which is then buried in mud.
>>545105592Well I got bad news for you anon, I found your mom's dildo in the river bed and its already agatized. Seems like you moms been pounding her snatched along the river for hundreds of millions of years ago and you should probably come collect it before I shove it up my own ass.Nah im just kidding. Thanks for the reply.
>>545104548Imagine caring so much about hohols when your nation is being turned into a muslim chink colony
>>545103155>>545103840Sumerian stories are fake and gay too, made up by Canaanites
>>545105833Well on other matters. What's your opinion on that mud flood idea that's been going around that history has been altered to fit their agenda and have kept that the most recent global flood happened recently rather than 10s to 100s of thousands years ago? You know what im saying?
>>545103000have a question m8they say they found the rocks used as weights for the ships in valleys and what notif the ship is under 30feet of soil, how come the stone weights werent covered in dirt?
>find wood>HOLY SHIT THE ARK>find stone>HOLY SHIT ALIEN PYRAMIDS
>>545105817ok what would you call them
>>545104148>(((finkel)))fuck off kike
>>545104979>noah >a jewanon you're one retarded nigger
This is 100% bullshit and probably just them saying something is about to happen. Like a flood. Micronovanon is right. Maybe they will hide the truth and tell the survivors the whole world was nuked. Reset is coming
>>545104366Another funny story was a Hittite tablet about a cannibal cult in Syria or the Levant led by a guy claiming to the be the son of Enki around 1900 BC
>>545106157Human unlike your kind, you fat retarded kike nigger.
>>545103000They've found that fuckin' ark in three different places in my lifetime. This makes four now. I hope we begin gathering up every fucking member of every fucking religion and force them to prove they live by their religion, and if any exception is found they get executed on the spot.
>>545106567>t. fat stupid gay nigger with aids
>>545105748Huh? Nigger, floods are common and have been throughout history everywhere. The kikes blatantly stole Noah's myth from the Mesopotamians and gave it their spin on it. Even jeets have their own version..There are plenty of other things you can use to prove God's existence without employing something as stupid as this myth
>>545105937>the most recent global floodAll people who reported heavy flooding lived on floodplains (nile river valley, Tigris/Euphrates, Yellow river, Indus valley, etc). For an ancient civilization to develop written records they needed naturally occurring fertile fields to grow crops. That was a double edged sword as such fertility made these cradles of civilization flood constantly and catastrophically. Israelite records of the flood come from after the Babylonian exile, they gained literacy during captivity and also brought the babylonian flood stories west with them. While records of Noah should exist as far back as 539 BC, the earliest records of the Jewish/Christian version are found in the 3rd century BC.
>>545104275Isn't the story of Noah's Ark explicitly jewish, as in, from the Torah?
>>545106409settle down, jew worshipper. all i did was ask a question about a character from the torah.
>>545103968“Noah’s book” doesn’t exist, and even if it did exist, the amount of people who bought the book is irrelevant to whether it is true or not. Fucking judeo-Americans man.
>>545103000Evangelical slop
>>545104548The Muslims read their scripture in the same literal way which obvious hasn't done them any favours.
>>545106887Kikes burn in hell.
>>545103000>>545099335
>>545106744Interesting. Then the dating on this wood better show results comparable to what you said. If not then a lot of questions are coming up as to when and most importantly where this wood came from.
>>545103000certainly looks big enough to house and feed 2 of every kind of animal. must be Noah's Ark.
>>545106855It's definitionally pre-jewish.Which is why all the ancient flood myths, even to the Americas, are so similar.
>>545107062you're a jew trying to make christkikes look bad. fuck off
>>545103000So what? There's a difference between lumber and wood.
>>545106718Nobody stole shit Odinist, you have a World Story and everyone has their own experience from The Flood, nobody has a copyright on an entire planetary flood bitch.
>>545103000GPR! Hmmm.....:)https://codoh.com/library/document/treblinka-ground-radar-examination-finds-no-trace/First we were like this....pic rel
islamic wonders happen every day yet these christians are dying for one piece of evidence that their falsified religion is the oneall of modern science can be proven through the quran, it is unaltered and thus purely sacred divineislam doesnt deny christ btw
>>545105267/baphomet/
>>545103166
>>545103085It is vaguely boat shaped and it is on Mt Ararat. Therefore it must be Noah's ark.Christ is King
>>545103000Noah was a jew.
>>545107332then we were like this....:(How do I know that the nature of the rocks and their embedment just so happens to make further GPR scans impossible?
>>545103155And a rip off of human verbal history going back to the massive floods caused by the end of the iceberg age.
>>545103166Saw her in public last week. I liked it
>>545103327>There were dinosaurs on the arc
>>545103000Athiests btfo.
>>545106659No u.
>>545103085christian IQ and the knowledge they will fall for it and send money
>>545103968>Harry Potter is more real than Julius Caesar christian IQ
>>545107304>OdinistNo, stupid faggotAnd no, it wasn't global, nor was it the only one
>>545103000Ain't wood what trees are made of?
>>545104148(((Finkle)))
>>545107140>Then the dating on this wood better show results comparable to what you saidThe dating on the wood could be 600 years, 5000 years or 70,000 years that would not mean anything. The area has never not been volcanic in the past 100 million years.
>>545103085I envy you not having to live with a low IQ person. You dont understand how the vast majority of the human race is dumb as shit.
>>545103155noah's feed and seed. formerly Gilgamesh's
>>545103085
>>545103000>there were trees here 50,000 years ago!damn! Christ is kang!
>>545108047>Past 100 million yearsJust say 1000000 bazillion and then refer to some other retard pulling numbers out of his ass cus hes looking at some fucking screen
>>545108193
>>545103155The people financing this have publicly stated that once they prove it is Noah’s arc, science fags will have to admit evolution is fake and gay and accept the fact a jewish god created the world not long ago.
>>545108217Actually I was wrong, while the anatolian plate was around 100 million years ago, the volcanic activity in the east of Turkey where OPs article takes place really only intensified in the last 10 million years from the Arabian plate pushing into it.
>>545103327>>545103186>>545103164I mean its one thing to discredit the Old Testament but the flood myth (story) was repeated enough prior to the Semitic iteration that the possibility of some crazy ancient dig being there is plausible. U people have no sense of curiosity and sound like a bunch of circle jerk faggots
I reached down my pants and found wood.
>story from jewish fairy tale>christ is king?????????????? two stories are literally not connected lol
>>545108117
>>545103000Crusader hoax
>>545103085The KKK killed Nolan Wells and set Karmelo Anthony up. The Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag in a grand scheme to get rid of our guns. 9/11 was an inside job. Anything is possible if you're crazy, anon.
>>545108743<3
An anchor stone found nearby.
>>545106718No shit floods are common. That’s not what I’m saying or replied to. The biblical flood is not that. The same event is talked about i ln Mesopotamia all the way to China. The same event around the same time. It’s not merely multiple cultures talking about bad floods destroy a city or a harvest.
Did Noah know about microorganisms? Did he get petri dishes and get every bacteria, protozoan eukaryotic microbiota, fungi, etc. on the ark?What about all the plant life, was Noah able to go deep into the amazon or to isolated unexplored Islands and make sure he got a seed at the very least of every coniferous and angiosperm plant? I think just documenting all the seeds alone would take up a massive volume of the ship, also the genetic bottleneck means you would need a LOT of seeds to ensure all of the offspring weren't from a single specimen. Same applies to animals, man that would be quite the bottleneck when every animal is fucking incestuous.What about all the amphibians, reptiles, birds, insects, etc? Could you imagine how difficult it would have been for Noah to go around collecting all those insects, much less keeping them alive so that they would be able to breed and bring back more?Did Noah save all of the parasitic organisms? What about all the fish that live in shallow seas that would be impacted by this massive magical global flood? Or shit that live sin tidal pools and whatnot, oh man those things must have been fucked
>>545109059>The same event around the same timePure Christian brainrot. Separated by a couple thousand years.This would be like saying you live "around the same time" as Jesus.
>>545103085its woodits underground
>>545103155Nimrod is Gilgamesh. Noah is the progenitor of Nimrod.
>>545109059>>545109396Also, needless to say, even if a great flood happened (possible, even likely) it in no way means a man built a giant boat and loaded it up with animals to survive it.You're too old for fairy tales, anon.
>>545109500That's what's interesting about this obsession. It's the great literalist filter.
>>545105446> putting your faith in random Jewish prophets from irrelevant civilizations rather than only Jesus Christ and his disciplesNGMI Mohammed Shlomostein
>>545103085>what the fuck compels them to claim its noahs ark ffsunironically and im not joking jew literal kike jews in israel use "biblical archeology" as a way to steal land, claim land, and re-inforce their own "greater israel narrativekikes will use this internally to justify how and why parts of turkey ackshully belong to them
>>545109044After Armenians were Christianized they ran around in the 11th century carving crosses in the various volcanic stones they found in the region. Before they became Christian, the Armenians believed a serpent god lived on the mountain. Volcanic stones like this are not even found in the the region Noah set sail from (Mesopotamia). For Noah to have used one as an anchor stone he would have had to visit Ararat (which was the name of an iron age kingdom in the highlands, not the name of a mountain), bring the stone 1000 miles south, and use it as the anchor. And then land on a mountain close to where his anchor stone originated from.European explorers later on named the mountain "mount ararat" after the bible story. Christains in the middle ages are the ones who carved them into "anchor stones" and started selling stones and random wood to wealthy nobles
>>545108106
>>545107557Iceberg? How long have they been around, bros?
>>545108637Bot
>>545109967Ya, grabbed that from the website of the group doing this search. They are trying to prove biblical accounts as factual, thinking that will debunk evolution. Fortunately for them, archaeology is fake and gay so they have a low bar to meet peer standards of outlandish guesses treated as fact.
right in time for Noahide Laws
God will punish liars
>>545104384Thats pretty much exactly what the Bible says. It was 7 pairs of "clean" animals which were mostly farm animals. 2 pairs of the unclean animals, which were just randoms. Though, that part probably got added in at a later time to explain something to someone
Holy fuuuuck christcucks just discovered coal veins holy shit guys this is massive!!!!wait until they find out what bread is made of!
>>545103239A possible Ark??Buried underground??
>>545103000It can't be Noah's Ark because the story of Noah's Ark is impossible. A year-long global flood would have wiped out all life on Earth, no ifs or buts. Even if we pretend the land animals lived off wood pellets for a year, what of the plant and marine life? The boat would have disembarked on a wasteland of a planet.
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xij0RcW6FTA
>>545107664They seem chill
>>545107664wtf is that real?
>>545103085Athiests seething
>>545103000>HAPPENING!!! WOOD FOUND 30 FEET DOWN IN NOAH'S ARK!!Yep.And they found it like every 2 years. The moment they were worried about the series getting fucked they found another nail and a piece of wood, deeeeeeeep down. So the Serie started again.It's bullshit and everybody knows. Maybe the island itself has something special,. But this series are just bullshit..And here is the keyword little man: it's called: "scripted-reality".
>>545103155Nimrod is the great grandson of Noah. Gilgamesh is based on Nimrod.
>>545103248This level of rage is interesting. Only Jews and Trannys get this angry because the demons that entered their anus know its over.
>>545107107you face blind autist
>>545107825>Harry Potter is more real than Julius CaesarHe unironically is, since both are fictional characters (we know practically nothing about the real, historical Caesar), and Harry Potter’s influence on our culture and behavior will outlast Caesar’s influence by millennia.
>>545103000Your mom found my wood
>>545105937>What's your opinion on that mud flood ideaIt is basically real. Once you take onboard the Fomenko model history isn't even a thousand years old and normally much less. England is "old" by just nudging over 500 years.Every ruined "Roman" castle and "Viking" ship "burial" is under tens of feet of dirt here. Whatever happened it buried thing. More likely a supersonic hurricane rather than a flood of literal mud.
>>545105833it's on top of a mountain so the slide would start there.to follow, how the fuck does something get thirty feet or erosive material on it while on top of the heap?
>>545103000guess Who he is king of?>After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod, Magi from the east came to Jerusalem. and asked, “Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.”Mathew 2:2> Pilate had a notice prepared and fastened to the cross. It read: jesus of nazareth, the king of the jewsJohn 19:19
>>545103000Oh, wow, they found Noah’s ark, and used an picture shaped kind of like a boat! And the next articles in the line up will be about a genius nigger 10 year old, then Korea tested missiles over the sea.
>>545111437>It would take an act of God to cause it>But I don't allow an act of God to clean it upretard
>>545111437Don’t forget The how inbred the next few generations of animals that where taken on the ark would be not to mention the seven people.
>>545103000Very cool abrahamics, very cool...HOWEVER>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eridu_GenesisY'all found Ziusudra's ark.He sailed from Sumeria and made land in the mountain now in Turkey.
>>545103000time to sell wood scraps for 1000s on ebay. believers will 100% buy it.actually dont do it. Im on it
>>545113595That’s a really good Idea criggers will fall for anything
>>545103000Jews will never be kings. They're generational larpers.
>>545113659Im thinking about it. maybe put scraps in some epoxy and print a fake certificate.it only needs to be real in their tiny minds that shouldnt be too hard.
>>545103085>what the fuck compels them to claim its noahs ark ffsMoney + izzat + smugness.
>>545113361>you have to believe magic fixed it so you can believe magic did it!!!!1>your the one whose retartet????!!!!11
>>545103155yep
Its wood
>>545113361>But I don't allow an act of God to clean it upWhat??? The fuck was the point??? In flooding the world then???
I buried some shit there years ago and now it turned into wood
>>545103000Checked
>>545105748There’s no “we” faggot. Non retards don’t need to wait until information is spoon fed to them by a pedophile in a robe. YOU haven’t heard of any because you’re too much of a dumbfuck to look into it yourself.
>>545103000still has the Yellawood™ tag on it
>>545103000Checked - Christ is King
>>545103000>Jones has said it is “possible” these are “the charred remains of Noah’s Ark,” while also noting they could instead be from a later shepherd’s campfire (or lightning/volcanic activity). Charring can slow wood decay in soilKek
>>545103164This kek. Amerimutts even have noahs ark theme parks lmfao. Just as jesus intended!>>545103166Looks better than most foids half that age desu.
>>545114399Carpenter has come
>>545103155Other way around
>>545103000>Daily Mail>New York PostWow two tabloids.
>>545103415https://www.amazon.com/dp/0942391047?lv=shuf&channelId=500&plpRedirect=mhFallbackI really need to buy this.
>>545104396Now that's what i call schizo posting.
>>545109396Yakubian Tricknology
>>545105748>>545106718>>545114262>t younger-dryass mega floodsFaggots
>>545115061I have a book kinda like it already but its for identifying trees (which are made from wood ya know).
>>545103000Soon they'll """find""" a stone tablet noahide laws down there?
>>545115516
kent hovind covered this like 30 years agoyeah it's the ark, deal with it
>>545103000not as deep as my wood down your mom's ass
>>545103000How do they know it's Noah's bark? My guess is that the wood was the wood from Gilgamesh's basket boat. No way would the dinosaurs fit on Noah's little boat. .
>>545114877Now that's what I call peer reviewed!
>>545103000Is this a spinoff to the Oak Island show?
>>545111437>The boat would have disembarked on a wasteland of a planet.kek you really have never seen what happens to mud that has been underwater for a long timeit becomes a biome full of life and plantlife.also remember god only needed to flood the areas inhabited by humans and nephilim, so he easily could have left a good chunk of land with diverse life alone and just odysseyed noah for a while on purpose.there is plenty of plausible explanations and theories available through speculative imagination.
>>545113231>taking modern english translations literally as historically accurate to the letterjust go back, I am tired of having to help you understand world history for free because you dont pay attention in school(where they are paid to teach you these things so you dont make retarded posts like what you just did online)
>>545103085turks are notorious for making up false artifacts and scamming people almos tlike mexicans and their alien hoaxes
>>545103000>30 feetSo was the ark the size of a rubber duck? Some faggot dug a hole and threw some wood in there. And all you fucks fell for it.
>>545103000>TWO MORE [PLANKS]
>>545103807Kike projection
>>545103085Tourists generating revenue and donating to church.Somehow extreme cases of christcucks can't comprehend how many animals there are in the world. For some desert dwellers who knew like 20 animals, it was possible. But now poeple have to be insane just to assume some wooden structure is noah'ark and that that ark is even possible
>>545103000Hanging jews and cranking jews wherever Nazis protect and enable them.
>>545107559I raped her in 2007
>>545103000sorry but AI determined this image was false
>>545103000>jew arc
>>545109314>go around collecting all those insectshe didn't collect shit retard, all the animals came to him. maybe read a 2 minute summary before you begin your reddit takedown.
>>545118557It's also a fairytale so it doesn't really matter
>>545116522Underrated
>>545108053I'd rather a dumb and nice person than an intelligent and spiteful one
burned and buried sounds like a campfire, not a massive arkand it wouldnt be noah's ark, itd be whoever jews ripped that story off from. gilgamesh was it?
>>545118639Ehhhh. Christ is king. ;)
>>545103085>what the fuck compels them to claim its noahs ark ffs
>>545118828
>>545103866remember how good candy used to taste back in the day
>>545118984D:
>>545103000>CHRIST IS KING?Yup/thread
>>545103085This expeditionary group is comprised solely of judeochristcuck faggots who seek only to propagandize ancient firepits 30 feet underground as biblical "proof".
>>545103085common sense
>>545108106kekdamn it, Bobby!
>>545119112Yes lol
>>545118178I molested her in 1993
>>545103070
>>545103000Even if the Bible wasn't Jewish fairytales, why would there be an ark?If you had a bunch of ready cut lumber and there were no trees, wouldn't you refuse the wood to building for the next few generations?
>>545103760liar!
>>545119113>common sense
>>545103820>tacticool good goy beads Fuck man. Nukes can't come quick enough.
>>545119207:(
>I FOUND A PIECE OF WOOD!!! 5HIS HAS TO BE NOAH'S ARC!!!christcucks are retarded
Am I the only nigger who’s watched spriggan?!
>>545118984I dont know why, but this actually is a good meme, its funny in a twisted way.damn favs closed on Christmas.I can relate to this, and that is why it is worthy of the name "meme"
>>545119494>I can relate to this, and that is why it is worthy of the name "memeSame
>>545119312>he doesnt know about mudflood theory and how this by proxy lends more weight>he also doesnt know this supports ancient sumerians, vedic archaeology and Gilgamesh, meaning if if christians are not 100% right in their claims, it still leaves fedora tippers not only 100% wrong, but also still fat.
>>545119708True but there isn't any evidence of a global flood that happened in 40 days and nights
>>545103085what compels? a legion of yokels deluded by a stupid story
>>545119586I feel it is right and perfectly ok that any wage slave like me should be able to take christmas or christmas eve and new years off.whether or not you believe in the same fantasy novels I do should bar a good majority white religious holiday from being enjoyed by everyone, even if you just use that time you time.europeans get better holiday time than us.but the way my mentality is if I was there I would make take a week of christmas off, and then grind the rest of the year until september(bowhunting season).forgive my rant, I just like to share when I have a beer in me.my point was I dont blame the places I try to hit up on christmas for being closed, but there is still that disappointment.and on rare occasions, that rant while I drive around to see whats open "oh God's plan is it, well lets see what COAL he left for me this year!!" momentsthis is one thing many atheists do not get, we DO have our moments of doubt, not about his existence, mostly, but about whether he actually gives two drops in a bucket about us.but that is a personal issue, as it happens always in a personal moment, and we are very guarded about moments of the Heart.for good reason.everyone anyone knows that ever was manipulative with them always preys on doubts, lack of self confidence or hesitancy.its just a fact of our lives
>>545103000But you know Noah's Ark is the Old Testament, aka the Torah, right? I thought you Christcucks hated that? This doesn't have any relationship to Jesus at all.
>>545119956>there isn't any evidence of a global flood that happened in 40 days and nightsyou only think so because you have not read Chan Thomas's research on the matter. the world goes through cataclysms every 7-12 thousand years.
>>545103000Friendly reminder gopher wood is only found in florida, America is the true ISRAEL.
>>545120047>when you are ESL and cannot tell the difference between the old testament made after the first bible was reprinted by orthodox wannabe repentant canaanites and the Talmud printed by spiritually honest with themselves kanaankikesngmi
>>545103000Christians have been losing for the past 2000 years, you can fuck off now.
>"Christian">chantardIts make your mind up time!
>>545120218crazy enough there is a stong fringe group that pushes the theory that Florida is the original Eden.would explain the powers of Florida Man
>>545104804those eyes are very weird, but those chesticles just say yes to me.
>>545103000>A big boat>"This is a Semitic fairy tale."t. Aryans
>>545120277his working thesis on it published as a book is literally titled "The Adam and Eve Story" you absolute dolt.
>>545103000Every single word in the Bible is True. It's such a treasure. Open your Bibles, lads. It will change your life.
>>545103000Finding and loading all those animals across oceans must have been a helluva task.
>>545108736Are you retarded on purpose
Ionia was European.
>>545103000Another day, another christkike slop article meant to point people back to serving israel.No, I will not respect kike mythology, especially not one as ridiculous as that. How pathetic to even entertain the thought of adults quibbling over incestuous jewish shit.
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>>545111437A guy HEALING and RESURRECTING people, WALKING on WATER, RESURRECTING HIMSELF??Impossible!
>>545103000Time for ARCAM to send in the Spriggan
>>545109967the only place in the world where gopher wood grows is on the florida/georgia border. yes, that florida. there's actually decent reason to suspect that Noah and the rest lived in that area. the anchor stones were likely quarried in georgia as well.
>>545103000>digitsMount Ararat wasn't called Ararat until 200 years ago though.
>>545114173to kill the giants. have you never read the bible? everything is explained in genesis.
>>545120483>Jesus: rubs eyes with mud to cure some blinding condition.>liberals: fake!!!!>Science: How mud mask therapuetics is beneficial to eyesight health>liberals: 0-0
>>545111437DO NOT QUESTION THE ANCIENT MYTHICAL BOOK ABOUT A GOD WHO DECIDED TO NEVER TALK TO US AGAIN THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!
>>545119956>True but there isn't any evidence of a global flood that happened in 40 days and nightsThey made up plate tectonics to explain away the cracks on the Ocean Floor (where the water came up from the subterrain oceans). "All the fountains of the great abyss[a] burst forth, and the floodgates of the sky were opened."There are marine fossils on all mountain tops worldwide including Everest. Grand Canyon made in a day when the water receded. Many fossils are buried in a suffocation pose (instant burial and death). Etc. I only touched on a few things. There are hundreds of proofs.
>>545120578DO NOT QUESTION THE MODERN MYTHICAL BOOK SUFFERING FROM THE REPLICATION CRISIS AFTER PROMISING EVERYTHING IT SAID WAS TRUE!!!
>>545120421>Ionia
>>545103000OH MY GOD?WOOD?! IN THE GROUND?!HOLY SHIT THE LEGENDS MUST BE TRUE! WHOEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WOOD WAS IN THEG ROUND
>>545120682see>>545119708you lost
>>545103000bwahahaha sure thing! did they found two of every kind of feces and jeets skeletons worshipping it?
>>545104560>disprove wood being found 30 feet undergroundnigga what, theres wood everywhere 30 feet underground.
I just went outside and dug down in the dirt. I found some wood! Noah wuz here.
>>545120859>tiny asian with microdick is upset that God made Tall White MenlolI dont blame you, I would be upset too, gnashing my teeth even
>>545104728>Wyatt used what he termed a molecular frequency generator, similar to a dowsing rod, and with it detected striations of metal that he said corresponded with the crossbeams of the boatlmao this dude held out two metal rods and claims he found the boat with them
>>545120161>you only think soNah, it's a fact really
>>545103160I Am soon to retireand go quietly in to The Westmy Mission accomplished
>>545120923sure thing nigger that graduated highschool with 0.1GPA about the same amount of IQ since you're too retarded to notice the obvious but very familiar with penis subject which further proves all niggers are fags
>>545120638>They made up plate tectonics to explain away the cracks on the Ocean FloorIncorrect Plate tectonics was not made up; rather, the cracks and rifts on the ocean floor, known as mid-ocean ridges and divergent boundaries, are direct evidence that Earth's outer shell is broken into moving plates
>>545103155Moloch is a ripoff of saturn which is a ripoff of satan
>>545104728>Ron Wyatt
>>545103000I'm not a Judeo-Christian, but, the sheer level of anger generated by this makes me think there's something to it.
>>545109917This. I was friends with a group of archaeologists a few years ago and they told me about the fully-funded trips they were offered to Israel, as well as envelooes full of money they were offered if they'd show up to some Israeli digs and give certain opinions on what was "found" there.Some took the deal. Most didn't.
>>545104366Thought it was AttraHassis?
>>545121004>my opinions of what took place before I even existed are trueok
>>545121151secular speculation about ice age civilizations produces the same vitriol. really makes you think.
>>545121151Translation: "I support Israel and God's chosen people but I'm afraid of losing my /pol/cel izzat"
>>545121040>goes into frothing screelooks like I was right over the target heh
>>545103329Distraction operations are pretty obvious and are more about silence than new subject volume.For example, "tyler robinson ADMITTED to doing it" until it turned out, he didn't. Then people were arguing about baby killing then talking about that muscle woman and the fart house mutts and queers or whatever. It wasn't so much distractions with new stories. News happens, new things happen, lots of things happen at once. Global warming just stopped being talked about. Remember RAP? Remember when RAP was a thing? Yeah that just vanished.
>>545103000Ah yes the yearly ark discovery.
>>545121389nigger coping out>but I had brekfist dis mornin judge
>>545108117>>545108743Jerusalem is secret Babylon, wouldn’t want to be there when Christ returns. Also, Templars are proto Masonic demon worshipper fags. Not that Christs accomplishments on the cross won’t cover their sins, but Eonian chastisement might be avoided.
>>545103000This is the dumbest shit ever, its 2km above sea level (~6,500ft) ffs. If thats where the Ark ended up after an extended flood, where did the extra 2km vertical worth of water go?
>>545104804That girl is such an insufferable annoying bitch.>>545106009Nice try stupid fag. While it might not be the Ark, we know that massive ships used to exist and a lot of history points to some sort of collapsed advanced civilisation. If you think about it critically, massive ships are highly ideal for a lot of people in that it handles sanitation and food fairly well. It provides defense and is geared heavily towards tool using. In the same way cats like to hide in shoes and stuff, because it's a comfort zone for them, a lot of people feel "at ease" in ship cabins.
I think it likely that the planks used for such a craft may have been burned to reduce boring insects, though it's always possible that, being wood, the boat suffered under wild fires some years after it landed.I have no new reason to believe this is or isn't the Ark of Noah.But I also have no new reason to believe anyone can trace to Jacob without flaw for which the Torah falls upon them.And I don't really think it's political if it's found, though it is a notable philosophical support for a political stance.
>>545103000They just found it.Movie about it in 1976https://youtu.be/OvG_QlqFuAk
>>545120643DO NOT QUESTION THE REPLICATION CRISIS! IT COMPLETELY PROVES THAT LIONS SURVIVED A YEAR ON WOOD PELLETS AND SALT WATER!
>>545121443>so mad he cant stand a single white woman smugging the US lawlol what a pathetic fag.you might as well troon out.it is your best bet being cursed so hard by a Real Creator to being born short and brown.just accept your place, little whore.
>>545105426Uh theyre canaanites bro its self insertion fanfic
>>545121537Actually cats hide in small spaces because they, mostly, are built for 80F climate, and they're fucking naked otherwise. The small spaces hold heat better.
>>545107664Yoshis!Guar from tes are like, one of those creatures you'd like to be real. It would be cool to have a dinosaur pet that acts like a dog.
>>545121601most animals are omnivores, the arc specifically had animals for eating, they wouldn't have burned many calories in a cage, and cats can eat bone marrow.Once the rodents and rabbits were out, there was plenty of food, plus there would have been plentiful carcasses, fish, mammals, lizards...
>>545120233Christcucks everyone, dumb as rocks; inventing head canon to fit their needs.
>>545121670I thought it was because they were predators. I mean, cats really like to hide under stuff and pounce out at you. They genuinely seem happy when they are sitting or hiding somewhere and just watching. Cats hide in really bizarre places.
>>545112025Nobody's angry we just enjoy mocking christcucks
>>545121761>I swear I'm smart and educated, which is why I can tell you without hesitation that 0=1, because science!>Nobody knows, the rules of thermodymanics anymore...>Nobody knows, but Hitchens
>>545103000They've recorded multiple core samples here, never turning up anything other than dirt, and a variation of the bedrock consistent with the formation. On top of that, Noahs ark is an extremely old Canaanite story. Nothing to do with our lord and savior and Christs existence or divinity is not predicated on the myth of Noah
>>545121361It's not my opinions bud
>>545121764there may be some instinct to seek rodents or snakes in tunnels, depending on the origin.but most of the time they're just running around naked and cold af.It'd be like if an American was naked in a 55F room. After a while, the body isn't doing enough to keep you alive by itself.This is political because people spend money on animals instead of their own kids.$50 to kill your offspring$100/month to the upstate animal farm to assuage the pain.but whatever you do, Don't Have Your Own Kin, Who Wants Family?!?
>>545121603lol, we both know you're not white, fag.
>>545121761please learn to vote someday, in white national interests you jewishly brown worshipping faggot spiritually jewish kike voter...
>>545106855guy, the torah is just all the oldest stories jews could steal and take credit for. the star of david is just another thing they took and "made jewish" it was never their symbol.>explicitly jewishthose people just steal everything or take credit from others. even circumcision is just their version of watered down castration of male slaves.
>>545121761They sure do rely on strawmanning a lot as well.
>>545103166>yes boyim, you just look at my nipples and give me stuff..
>>545103000>Daily Mail>Jew York Post>Turkroach TimesChrist cucks. It's time to except your book is not history and we are doing shit like slowly uncovering the history of the pre civilization world and the migration of people. The Mesopotamia had a bad flood one year and heebs stole the exaggerated tale from another desert tribe.
>>545121365Like, all known civilisations are ice age civilisations no?But I think I know what you mean, like the Russian Hyperborea art stuff. I don't know if any of that is true, but what I can say with confidence:In the north and cold places, it would be far easier to survive in a mobile controlled environment of big ships and sleds and constant fire use and wood use. You'd be burning a lot of stuff, you'd be working together very closely. Your intelligence would be sharpened and your economy of action far more calculating and when recorded and more verifiable history does show up, we are looking at very advanced sailing cultures and legends of vehicles pulled by deer and a wide range of domesticated animals and very large ships.Nobody disputes examples of advanced technology and very high intelligence, like that is just a known thing, and if anything.. it would actually make more sense as to how people could survive AT ALL in such cold places than it would for it not to have existed. So when I hear of very ancient wooden structures or boat looking stuff on land, that isn't too far fetched.
>>545121375It's Jewy people who seem to be most angered by this.
>>545122337the mainstream narrative is something like that there was no civilization during the ice age. that civilization only appeared approximately 10,000 years ago with the neolithic revolution and the spreads of agriculture. all of this happened within a couple thousand years of the end of the last ice age when the planet began to warm. if you suggest that civilization is older, that it existed during the ice age, you get this insane vitriolic hate. the most well known example of this atlantis as described by plato.
>>545103000>OH MY GOD! WOOD! CAN YOU IMAGINE WOOD BEING ON THE GROUND AT ONE POINT!? SUCH A THING HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, LITERALLY WOOD! WITH LIKE BRANCHES AND STUFF, WHAT A WEIRD DESIGN FOR A SHIP BUT HEY ITS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD! What’s that weird dried out sap-like stuff in it…wait…ANIMAL REMAINS!!!I’m not an atheist in any way but you kikeslaves are really stupid
>>545121942I think a lot of people have psychological damage and negative associative memory because of childhood, family and school desu. Pets can also be traded or sold I think. It's also a bit of a smart people trap, in that, smart people intuitively save, preserve, repair and think ahead and if anything, the economy works better when constantly stimulated and actually rewards the spenders. It's why a lot of smart dudes are fucking broke.
