>King acknowledges 'suffering of the past' as Caribbean tour beginshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmwyv8ld22z1o>Chancellor to hand out billions to benefits claimants in Budget as he hosts Martin Lewis at No.11https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16244183/Chancellor-welfare-reform-Budget-boosts-handouts-10-Millions.html>Bodies with heads decapitated as disturbing discovery made under major roadhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2260789/bodies-heads-decapitated-disturbing-discovery-made-under-major-road>Loo paper sales soar after stockpiling callshttps://archive.ph/R1aDo>Volunteer, 78, says Reform official likened her to Nazi collaborator for teaching asylum seekers Englishhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/28/reform-official-volunteer-nazi-collaborator-teaching-asylum-seekers-english>Man to stand trial over mass stabbing attack on LNER train to Londonhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/huntingdon-cambridgeshire-train-anthony-williams-trial-b3074663.html>Russell Brand says 'today is the day for truth and justice' as he is set to give evidence at rape trialhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/russell-brand-evidence-trial-latest-southwark-crown-court-b1302602.html>Drug dealer who shot intruder in his home four times in Southampton convicted of murderhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-10-28/drug-dealer-who-shot-intruder-in-his-home-four-times-convicted-of-murder
>>545108115Took you fucking long enough.
>>545107637>which is it? you decideGiven the number of them there are already on the internet with hairbrushes, aerosol cans, cucumbers and foot longers dangling out their butthole, I'm assuming quite a few of them might be telling porky pies.
Love overcomes all
Can't bake, Won't Bake.
the chancellor must provide an allowance for those who bakeit is the right thing to do, it is the moral thing to do
>>545104862>Our world ended in 2012 as the mayans predicted, we've been kept conscious in a simulation ever sinceWhat people don't know is that there was a prophesy at the end of the Mayan calendar that the world would end via hypergamy. Which is frankly worse than a super volcano or immigration or something.
>>545108152Watch that tone pal I'm a poster not a baker.
Warwick Davis, the pint-sized prodigy who stole the hearts of millions and proving that talent knows no (height) limitHe’s so short he once said he’s “built like a hobbit who skipped leg day,” and his tiny legs are so legendary that he once quipped, “My feet are so small they need their own postcode, but they still get me into all the best parties!” Or how about his favourite line: “I’m dwarfish, not dwarfish-there’s a difference, and mine’s all the latter in the best way possible!”There isn't a time, nor a place, where you'd ever be caught short with Warwick
>>545108276This thread gives bakers some breathing space.
>>545108301Women don't care about size/height that much.Intelligence, charm, wit, manners, etc are much more attractive
>>545108332I read this in Michael Jackson's voice
>before feminism
>>545108452I read this in stephen hawkings voice
>>545108452Newfag, tripfagEverybody on the ragBake me, break meYou can never bait meAll I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
>>545108525couldn't do that nowmores the pity
>>545108547I read this in frenchflags mums voice>>545108452Tell her to stop voicemailing me
Hope Josh dies painfully today
>>545108332I couldn't bake because I was deep frying.
>>545108623Fuck off you boring old cunt.
>>545108525If Deadly Doug was still alive she would come back and claim that was sexual abuse for a pay out.
>>545108604In a Glasga accent?
>>545108525
>>545108672twat
>>545108424Damn.
>>545108623For 25 chips? Hardly seems worth the effort
>>545108672
>>545108424you're a woman
>>545108885It's more like 40 chips. I've grated cheddar and put a tin of heinz beans on top. It's worth it.
>>545108623They look undercooked, when I deep fry chips I make them thinner and cook them more, also I par boil them beforehand so they don't come out hard like this crap looks like.Mad that you can't even fry chips what a massive fucking loser, underwhelming portion size too, just a massive fucking up really
>>545109026Deeply unappealing, hope you're suitably drunk already
>>545108623pHatty.Might get some biscuits in though.
>>545109026Put some bits of ham in it
>>545109154My bacon is a bit iffy so no bacon bits. I've been sick. Finally got my smell back and discovered my brie is long past ripe.
>>545109120nigga asked the ai how many chips were there
>>545109034Go cry into your pot noodle you seethy tosspot.
>tfw not a britcuck
>>545109266
>>545109266>@gork how many beans make five???
>>545109266As if I'm going to be counting chips myself in 2026.Just vibe it.
AMERICAN IN DA HIZZOUSE
>>545109431only vibe you know about is in your sister's knicker drawer
>>545109266TBF to the clanker. It can count chips.
>>545109502Illegal, you have until november 6th to remove those thoughts
>>545109568Nice goy id.
>>545109409Picrels for you btw.
>>545109120An ice glacier melted for that post
>>545109620FFS, me cooking late night chips killed all them chinkies?
>>545109406
>>545109606You got meI'm sir alek of yerbzy irl
>>545109609>a dead Orwell quote>"Four, Winston"That's '2+2=5', 'how many beans make 5?' is a much older idiom. Stupid fucking thing.
>>545109694Buys his suits from the school uniform section.
>>545109694That cokes got to have shrinking powder in it.
>>545109694No wonder Tommy hates Pakistani, he's so short he has to look them in the eye.
>>545109317All I'm saying is you're a retarded wankstained loser who can't cook chips, chill out you fucking stinking twat
>>545109724Gemini's done you like a kipper lad.
>>545109694>Tommy Robinson is reportedly 5'6" (168 cm) tallInsane. Can't believe he ever had a following
>>545109869It's a good leadership skill. Making others feel big.
>>545109724>how many beans are there
Foodposters really are subhumans, I never miss
>>545109922A leader they can all look down to
>>545109947I'm full of chips, cheese and beans.You're full of seethe. Who would swap?
Start burnishing your bellend with colmans mustard
>>545110007The kind of guy you can put on a pedestal.
watching cyprus videos with me mum
>And we keep it rolling, no brakes, full throttle flow>Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy, watch the rhythm take control>Heyyyyy Tommy Tommy, shout it to the sky, let it fly>Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy, watch the whole world multiply>Sing it louder, sing it prouder, sing it ‘til we drop>Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Robinson, we never ever stop
>>545110045Foodposters are Impossibly needy and boring
>>545110045>20 minutes 55 secondsScRaNnED
>>545110176Did palestine pete burn your joloffs lad
>>545110176Unlike the absolutey cutting political commentary you're posting itt eh?
>>545110106>me mumdoes she look like his?
>>545110292
>>545110401
>JUST IN: 21-year-old Montana man charged with felony for telling a man of Indian descent to "go back to his country.">Additional Context: The Montana man was charged with felony malicious intimidation or harassment after yelling at a man of Indian descent in Helena to "go back to your country," which he admits to. >He also faces a misdemeanor assault charge for allegedly shoving the victim, which he denies.Shouldn't have given up their guns
>>545110495"See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper *burps* ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to."-Lyndon B. Johnson
>>545110401dont trust anyone with grey skin
>>545110264fuck off eddie you sad cunt
>>545110176Yet full of steaming cheesy goodness.
>>545110619U wot mate?
>>545110987what an ugly fat cunt lmao
Absolutely wankered off my bonce
>>545111085Eddie was the only tolerable namecunt.Wash your mouth out with soap.
>way home from work>see this>what do
>>545111149Yeah, he was a top poster
>>545111149Shocking rose tinted glasses
>>545111293Repetition; the essence of wit
Thought on why Yanks are becoming increasingly more insufferable on this board.Think I'm going to twat the next one I see in real life. Proper BOSH him in the snozz
>>545111149He was a totally subservient goyslave. He was an idiot, a liar and a glowmigger who got bullied off the board for being a spastic.
>The hidden tax measure in the Budget is huge for people paying tax under self-assessment - sole traders, partners, landlords, retired investors.>For 6th April 2028-29, you currently pay 50% of your income tax late in the tax year in question (in January 2029), 50% just after the year end (in July 2029) with any make-up payment in January 2030.>Under the new proposals you will pay your tax perhaps monthly or quarterly (TBC) from April 2029 onwards. A rough analysis suggests the impact is to draw about 50% of your tax bill forward, a huge cashflow boost to HMRC and a significant funding issue for the self-employed.>The Treasury recognises this, and expects to raise £1.3bn of additional tax in 29/30 as a result of this change.>The cashflow impact of the accelerated charge will send some businesses to the wall.
>>545111320Him burning his flat down did make up for a lot of his misdemeanors.
>>545111346youll do nothing u sausage
Whoever photoshopped his head onto a golden "The Goodest Goy" trophy was a genius.
>>545111293A top poofter
>>545111404Fucking hell acountants must be getting moist at the tip
>>545111430As per every namenigger the proof is very limited that it actually happened
>>545111346Because their guy's taken them into another domestically unpopular forever war with a nebulous goal that only seems to benefit a small cabal who have disproportionate political influence. They've been clean for years, now they're back on the muck, and it's got to be everyone else's fault
>>545111346>Thought on why Yanks are becoming increasingly more insufferable on this board.population boom of non whites, just like here
>>545111346>he hasn't filtered them
>>545111482Him sitting with the fire brigade with an oxygen mask on looking like a scared panda was rather convincing.
>>545111404>Some migration policy liberalisations have been included in the budget that haven't received much attention.>— Certain high skilled workers will be given 6 months to find a new job if they lose their current job, rather than the current 60-day curtailment notice they currently get>— The graduate visa is being extended to 2 years for individuals who graduate from high compliance universities>— Lower salary thresholds for some sponsored migrant workers from spring 2027 by reducing occupation specific minimum salary thresholds from the median to the 25th percentile of wages
Andy Burnham to appoint adviser to combat anti-Muslim hatred.UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham said that the government will soon appoint an adviser to combat hostility and hatred towards Muslims. He said this after a meeting with representatives of British Muslim communities at Downing Street, which was also attended by Communities Secretary Angela Rayner.
>>545111482It happened, he posted pics and had to move.Best eddie eras were kia sloop and nuthouse eddie
>>545111562A photo of something doesn't mean that what's occurring is what has been stated and that the individual pictured is who they say they are.
avin a ___ ___
prefer josh ngl
>>545111657U wot
>>545111482I dunno, pic related was pretty convincing
>>545111636It used to. For the most part.
ktim
>>545111722Good little burn up that la.
https://vocaroo.com/12dJsHNvaGit
>>545111636This. Pretty much all namenonces are larpers or glowies. No one with any sense believes anything they post or 'show'. They're a distraction at best and a gayop at worst.
>>545111722>a picture means the whole story behind it is truewew, you lot really are a touch special, 77th needs to post a picture of a large pothole and present it as a Russian arty strike and you'll all be queuing up to enlist >>545111792No, it has never been the case
I'm legit struggling with this. Yes the trans stuff is batshit. But this lecturer at Oxford uni, regularly posts this shit on LinkedIn and his colleagues tell him how great he is. He's wearing MASSIVE LATEX TITS.How have we got to this? I feel like I am losing my mind here
>>545111847latex or not, cracking pair.
>>545111806Kek, I knew what that was just by seeing the playtime being 04:36
>>545111404>Under the new proposals you will pay your tax perhaps monthly or quarterly (TBC) from April 2029 onwards. A rough analysis suggests the impact is to draw about 50% of your tax bill forward, a huge cashflow boost to HMRC and a significant funding issue for the self-employed.>The Treasury recognises this, and expects to raise £1.3bn of additional tax in 29/30 as a result of this change.In what fucking world do these people live in? Sure, you bring tax collecting to a month from a year, but to frame it as raising more additional taxes as if this will yield the same results is a level or retardedness I never thought I would see. It's just a one off, then it's back to normal levels of tax. Fucking hell.>The cashflow impact of the accelerated charge will send some businesses to the wall.I can't help but think this is the point, to crush the petty bourgeoisie. Fabian gonna Fabian.
>>545111846>he didn't watch his livestreams where you could literally see his nans hand-me-down furniture in the background, the very same furniture as in the picNEWFAG
>>545111331I remember he tried quitting brit/pol/ for /r9k/ but he couldn't handle the rules, i.e. not posting something that's been posted before. He could only communicate in memes and repeated insults.
>>545111970>>he didn't watch his livestreamsWhy would anyone sane do that?
>>545111846Ffs he did multiple livestreams, was on omegle, fully doxxed himself etc etc
>>545112070>Why would anyone sane do that?You're posting on Brit/pol/Physician heal thyself
>>545111619Easily staged.>>545111636Exactly. They are very intrustworthy individuals.
I always felt sorry for Eddie. The military really fucks some people.
>>545112145>you do a class B drug, you should do a class ANah
>>545111835This. Don't forget rabbit is a glowie and used to bum Eddie and publicly suck him off every day for years.
>>545112148Fuck sake i had his phone number
Bit racist that ngl
>>545112148>Is on fire himself Is an illusion lads
>>545112210Peaked in the 'Ghan, many such cases. SAD.
>>545112222digits confirmed
>>545112218surely we're the class A
>>545112229He was a real glowie so he had a phone number but you are a glowie too and was/are working with him.
I hope hes doing ok ngl. I guess he must be or hed be back here.
>>545112271I think watching a spastic's stream about nothing is far far worse than an anon forum to be racist about current events
>>545112231There were no pictures or video of him on fire
povvodan the kibble connoisseur still begging for handouts?
>>545112356I don't make a habit of having conversations with mirages soz
>>545112322It was a glowie distraction and derailment operation. He did real livestreams, but was a glownigger 100%
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98rz185z4nno>Train passengers fled "in sheer terror" from a knife attacker who asked one victim "do you want to die?", a trial has heard.>The trial has been told that whether Williams carried out the attacks was not in question, but jurors must consider whether he intended to kill those individuals when he carried out the attacks.>The jury, consisting of three women and nine men, were told by the judge Mr Justice Calver that Williams was appearing via videolink from Rampton Hospital in Nottinghamshire, rather than sitting in the dock. He said it would "best ensure his effective participation in the trial", and would avoid a four-hour round trip to court.
woke up creasing yesterdaybrushed my teeth creasingate brekky creasingwent about me business an was creasingcame home an creaseddid some housework an was creasinggot ready for bed creasingwent to sleep creasingan now im here properly creasing whilst akip ngl
>Merlyn ThomasWhy does this BAME lady have a Welshman's name?
>>545112629>This is fine.
>>545112629It's funny that Eddie was the inspiration for norfposting.I also miss HEAD LIKE A FUCKING BOWLING BALL posting.
>Nigel Farage urges Restore voters to 'come back to us' amid poll drop and snap election fearsAnd he was crying that he didn't go to the budget because he was scared of a "physical altercation" , he just doesn't really care
Did anybody ever front Eddie at the Wigwam?
>>545112681That's just what your average Welsh person looks like. Always been "swarthy".
>>545112835It got a page on knowyourmeme
>>545113073
>>545112835Kek, I know. I think it was the highlight of his life once he was inducted into the Know Your Meme hall of fame.That said, he was bloody good at satirical drawing at times.
>>545112960>You're cranks and chavs and LARPers and we're better off without you but we also need you to come back and vote for us or it's your fault when we lose>Our parties are basically identical and there's no meaningful policy differences but also all of your policy demands are unserious and impossible and extreme>We don't know what you want but also what you're asking for is unerasonable>You're all Tories anyway and we hate Tories but also there's no valid reason to object to us onboarding a load of Tories and giving them senior roles3 more years of this Reform Vs Restore schizposting ffs
>>545113219
>>545113238Think I'm just going to start voting for independents I know will never win to make their day.
>>545113323If enough of us write 'Hitler' on the ballot, they have to give him a seat. It's the rules.
>>545113219He was genuinely pretty good
>>545113238Then their elderly lynchpins both pack it in and retire and both projects explode starting a decades long process of recriminations while Burnham somehow fulfills T O N E's desired 20 year rule by chips and gravy and Oasis and Gogglebox PR stunts.
>>545113322SO much good OC back then, all hand drawn too. It's like before Disney went CGI
>>545112960One of the most avoidable political suicides in the nation's history.
>>545113391Fucking Josh kek
>>545113219Fuck off did he make that. He may be the most successful namefag ever.
>>545113482He did some good ones of him
>>545108784>1793117572518984.jpg"RAPE is natural, RAPE is healthy, RAPE is good, society needs more RAPE " -- Cobson the Gemsonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-W36VB7Yrg
Why fucking bother at this point
>>545113475Hearty kek from me.>>545113485He didn't make it, but was the inspiration for it. God knows who made the first Norfman, chances are he no longer posts here. Many posters have come and gone with Brit/pol/s tides
Anyone still doing Ashwagandha?
>>545113743If you want to take it more positively read it as "American hegemony is collapsing, things will therefore become more unstable". Defending oneself is always going to be in demand, it only dips when there's a competent sole centre of global power.
>>545111847You voted for it. I voted for silencers and sawn off shot guns which I can now make at home. No license necessary. Oh also forced reset triggers too. Last but not least short barreled rifles. Or any combination of the above. God save the kang!
>>545113825is that something to do with wigger starmer
>>545113745>Many posters have come and gone with Brit/pol/s tidesI made the stupid decision to come back here. Regret it every day.
>>545113475>>545113677Kek
>>545113885I've never left. I'm now at stage 7. Acceptance.
>>545109026>BeansI’ll have to try these uk style beans. I don’t get the appeal but then again I don’t know what I don’t know.
It really is a mystery.
>>545109026>1793223833387903255255076(...).jpgthank God that i was born in Russia, so i don't need to experience shit-tier English food
https://goyimx.com/CourtNewsUK/status/2115470405767237787#m>Nine Afghan asylum seekers 'ran East Anglia grooming gang'
>>545113958Most americans who try them, love them.
>You may get the right to find out what your colleagues earn - here's whyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmq8nwvj92jdo>The rights watchdog argued that this would help cut pay discrimination, especially against women.>Women would also benefit from employers publishing salary details in job adverts, the EHRC has said previously, external.>I was being paid £20K and my colleague was being paid £40K (not a larp!!!1!)>and this is because I wasn't told about his private business>I didn't look for the same role paid more elsewhere>I didn't ask for more money>and I was happy on this pay!Sounds like the Birmingham pay banding resolution is coming to the rest of Britain. If you earn more than a woman because she has no concept of inflation or self worth, no you fucking aren't.I can see this percolating throughout the country, making "high earners" feel the same sting of minimum wage: the minimum is the maximum, no matter the workplace, and you're working so everyone else can be paid your salary.Business owners must be clapping in glee. They might even bend over backwards for tribunals arguing no-one should be paid more than visa workers. "Do'h, you're right, everyone else must take a pay cut, industry-wide".
>mum tells me she's buying a wind up radio and has already bought a bunch of tinned food>tells me my aunts are doing the same>tell her the government is just scaremongering>she tells me im being stupid and that even during the cold war the government never told people to prepare like this so they must know somethingI fucking hate boomers.
>>545114057I can't beleive there's still people on this earth that think working at the same company for years means one day someone will walk over and drop a sack of cash on your lap. Only way to get paid more is switch job, that's it.
>>545110176> Foodpostersare baste You should learn to cook up some nice dishes. It’s a great hobby, plus great eats and saves money. There’s no downside. Next time try not being poor
>>545114182That's a hopeful looking retriever.
>>545111847>How have we got to this? I feel like I am losing my mind hereWe've actually made a strong comeback in terms of this stuff. Institutions are still this way, but most people turned away from accepting this stuff. The youth radically, and older people have retracted their previous support of globohomo.
>>545113885Yeah but celebrity clay pot making. Or maybe flip over to celebrities trying to cook. If if that's not your thing celebrities watching those programs in a program ont your telly to take the thinking out of it for you.
>>545114057>especially against women.This in theory has the potential to be somewhat positive so naturally in reality it's going to be the worst possible outcome.
>>545108386goblin, we should sacrifice him to the gods
>>545113404The future of the right in this country is so fucking bleak.
>>545109026>this nigga eatin beans
>>545114033They're good lads.
>>545114138>Bombs go off>Got prepmogged by ya marTerrible optics.
>>545108386someone should punt this cunt into his own postcode
>>545109694tommy going to jail, I'll pray for his soon to be reemed asshole
>>545114138please pass along my thanks for supporting this quarters 1.1% growth
>>545114367Was thinking the same. Young upstart bout to get a lesson.
>>545114367The bombs are not going off.And if they somehow did, 3 days of tuna and beans isn't going to fucking save you.There is no world in which the UK is attacked which isn't also World War 3 which isn't also the end of civilization.It's fucking pointless.
>>545114180They probably believe it because it was the norm until, what, like 10-15 years ago?
>>545114415>reemedreamedSipstea.jpg
wtf is going on
>>545110565Unless he physically assaulted him nothing will happen. His givesendgo is already approaching $20,000> Shouldn't have given up their gunsDo you softly cry to yourself when you write this?
>>545114359>The future of...this country is so fucking bleak.
>>545114057>Pay me more!>Why?>Because Jeff is getting that much!Yeah, probably because Jeff actually does work you daft cunt. This will just mean people slack off even more, between this and ridiculous taxation, what's the fucking point.
>>545114457There are actually MANY variables that can happen that you wrongly believe can't. It's highly likely they will. More likely than any other time in the past 80 years. When governments around the world start sounding the alarm it's usually best to pay attention.
>>545114507True but the left and the rest of the normies welcome it with open arms. Look at that whore in Paris whose shop was destroyed, she's still pro-forrun. It's not bleak for these people and it never will be.
>>545114473I sit corrected, was he prosecuted under his real name?
>>545114182Wow, that looks like shit, really. I mean it looks fucking offensive to anyone who can cook, this fucking food looks like it's some fucking zombie meal.
>>545114138>the government is just scaremongeringare talking about us, Russians, invading England in the near future supposedly, or sum?
>>545114557>nudge nudge nudge
>>545111346It’s all jewbots and leftist shills, with some vpn poos sprinkled in
>>545114557>doesn't point to anything concrete>just vaguely fearmongers and says we should listen to mummy government
>>545114359it's often darkest before the dawn, as some fool who's never been up that early might have said
>>545114182why your bread so small
>>545114138>even during the cold war the government never told people to prepare like thisDuring the cold war we had lower taxes, a larger army, fought across the globe from Argentina to Korea to say nearly nothing of how many places we were in, still had (the remnants of) a global empire, barely any feminism, minimal immigration and even more warheads pointed at us than today.We are not a country today. We are a woman's bedroom.>>545114618Firstly, you're boring.Secondly, no, the unofficial line is "Muh Russia", the official line is "What if a big natural disaster happens like a volcano erupting in the Peak District??? We need 5,000 more civil servants to assess how many thousand more civil servants the government needs to pay to make sure we're prepared!"
>>545114618That's one of the scenarios frequently brought up, yes. Along with natural disasters (it gets a bit windy in scotland and floods occasionally down south).
>>545114138Even the cold war civil defence prep was a larp. One of my childhood playgrounds was a nuclear apocalypse supply depot. A WWII airbase that had Green Goddess fire engines, camping stoves, gas cannisters, a diesel pump and most importantly some porn magazines. On Thursdays, man came and checked the diesel. Other than that, it was completely open and decayed. Few if any of the fire trucks look like they ran. It was like the reality of what nuclear war would look like had been realised, but they kept the charade going through the 80s. Looks like it's all gone now.
>>545114737>We are a woman's bedroom.a sexy woman..?
>>545114614>you didn’t setup a photography studio to take a quick pic of your 12 hour Dutch Oven brisket and veglol Let’s see some of your boiled steak again, shitskin
>>545112508>Admittedly there is a lot of news today, but it seems a bit odd that the trial of a man who stabbed 13 people during a multi-day rampage is only visible on the BBC News website if you navigate to the UK>England section, and is only the fourth most prominent story even there.Funny, this was the case with the hero paki story that they promoted
>>545114797have you not learned to cook upright and why is there a dog in every pic
>>545114725Ran out of sour dough and settled on toasting some ezekiel bread in the freezer.
>>545114611Tommy Robinson IS his real name. The other is his former name.
>>545114933>his former name.I think they call it a 'deadname'
>>545114878your bread sounds gaywhy dont you fuck off now
>>545114737>Firstly, you're boring.pidor boychik, and you're dull, matter of fact!!! BTFO, you fucking petushara, aaahahhahahahahahaa>What if a big natural disaster happens like a volcano erupting in the Peak District???but England has no active volcanos in comparison to Russia!!!>>545114739>That's one of the scenarios frequently brought up, yeswe, Russians, might invade England, given how anti-Russian you are, calling us "subhuman asiatic mongols" & supplying Ukraine with guns -- our high-ranking army officers themselves say thisyou guys better apologize before us...or else...we'll make the real bloodbath!!!
>>545114056I’ll have to have her buy some next shopping trip>>545114233Indeed. She’s a good pup. She always gets a few bites along the way.
>>545114431Oy Vey you must buy the latest Samsung Television in case Russia invades.
>>545114649There have been over 50 grey zone attacks across Europe recently and the Russians make no secret that they intend to widen and expand their attacks. It's not if, it's when the next one hits. The Leipzig drone attack that failed almost brought the world's largest aircraft (which was full of explosives) down over a major city. Things can get very spicy, very quickly in today's circus. I have prepped. You should too.
>>545114785The kind that used to have orange skin and went clubbing but now is bitter ever since men stopped buying her drinks.
>>545114995It's actually a very cool bread akshually. God himself gave the recipe for that bread.
>>545115095i've never met a woman and don't understand this
Not sure, but I think I may have successfully ejected a couple of Romainians from the country. Live in decent lodgings, owned but rarely occupied by bob the builder, and a Romainian uber eats monkey. He was all billy big bollocks explaining that he made 1k pwk. A) you don't b) net off the expense of hammering your car, petrol, commercial insurance, taxes etc. Anyway, cunt had the bright idea of bringing over his whore wife and child for a week's visit yet strangely couldn't afford to rent an Airbnb for the occasion. It has been exactly 1 week. I have expressed displeasure. There was some commotion..I think it's them fucking going.
>>545115135god was a mistake
>>545114852>and why is there a dog in every picThere's food so there's dog.
>>545114933>>545114986'he' transitioned ?
>>545115077>Russia keeps doing 'deniable' grey zone attacks>We take it like good c_ucks and do nothing.What did we mean by this?
https://goyimx.com/DeepStormHQ/status/2115125276661240290>The British government announces it will start issuing expedited visas to Gazan students so they can move to the UK & study at British Universities.>The UK will also "establish a permanent framework for more refugee students to come study in the UK"
>>545115208Sophie Yaxley-Lilith
>>545115077wish someone would attack my grey zonein a sexy way obvs
>>545115344would
>>545114852The pics are formatted correctly but my phone, for some reason, rotates all my food pics. > and why is there a dog in every picIf I’m eating alone she always plops down there whilst I eat. So I’ve taken some pics over the last year or so and she’s always in her spot once we go downstairs to the tv roomHere’s a ribeye that was excellent
https://goyimx.com/Molssss_x/status/2115117680214638968#m>I told my energy company years ago ill be paying what I can afford, and if they proceed to hound me for more money ill kill myself and they can have a death on their hands. Worked like a charm, they put me on the vulnerable list and don't call me. Fuck your energy pricesDoes this work? Can you just Arday it?
>>545115166So because you can't afford your own place you have violently traumatised a woman and child making them homeless during winter?This is not a claim to fame.
>>545115178Many such cases in the homosexual community. You can get past this though.
>>545115350More like your gay zone, waaaaaaaaahey!
>>545115377your food looks disgusting and i hate youbuy a tablego away
>>545114359I thought the water fad had passed, but the last three hours at work today was all bottled water again. Hope it's all contaminated with cholera.
>>545115427any zone in a storm
>>545114813>check england section>story is next to a woman whose first instinct when being hit by a tree was to take selfiesOddly the story appears as "Mum" in my tab header. I wonder how they decide if mother or woman is more appropriate to their female audience.Anyway, I'm surprised the BBC is still reporting on a black pulling out a knife, whether or not it echoed the American way to stop a bad BAME is a good BAME.
>>545115257>What did we mean by this?Contrary to Brit/pol/ lore, nobody wants war except Russia. We are getting to the point of no return though. There's only so many times Ivan can flick your ear until you have to hit him.
>>545114056I tried beans on toast with imported Heinz beans, but I didn’t know at the time Bongs sometimes put cheese on it. It was just okay, but I think some cheese and maybe scallions/chives would have made it much better.
>>545115395Yup. And I've done it before and I'll do it again.
>>545115463>Britain flies jets around the Black Sea>"damn Ruskies are looking for a fight!"
had some bicarb of soda in water for some reason before I ate sardines and rice and now me arse is fucking rancid
>>545115470cheese is only for rich cuntsrapscallions are a personal choice
>>545108115Sometimes i finger my butthole while thinking of Andy Burnham
>>545115550>>545115578you two are made for each other
>>545115463>nobody wants war except Russia.nigger boychik, you're the ones started being aggressive towards us since 2014
>>545115540Same as them sending 'research ships' over our cables, and jets near our airspace, etc.
>>545115540The black sea is not russian airspace. We have every right to be there. I'm sick of having these retarded conversations with you. You don't know shit. I do. You're wrong. I'm right and that's the end of it.
>>545114995> your bread sounds gayThat’s not very nice. You’ve not heard of sprouted bread before today? > why dont you fuck off nowThat’s really not very nice. I don’t think I will. Why don’t you post some of your delicious food you’ve prepared lol
>>545115595not sure how having a bit of self induced indigestion makes me the same as a poof
>>545115550Eat a boiled egg.
>>545115030>but England has no active volcanosIt is joke, comrad. Government is actually try for say vague "Bad thing may happen", what is thing you ask? It is internet service attacks by Roosha and China and other thing too, maybe even flooding. Why government even give all us nuclear warning siren on phone that sound every year to prove work and that dear leader do good job. Sometimes nuclear siren even used to tell Grigori that wind may make fall over when drunk.Then government tell all keep stock of food and drink. One Kremlin woman say she has vodka in her stock. Man at top say he put capitalist chew toys in his. Only need enough to not be sober for at least 3 days before government say everything be okay again. Am not joke, this what they have in their very serious 3 day survival kit.Is very important and good use of money, da?
>>545115666alri 77th laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>545115762I accept your concession
>>545115430> your food looks disgustingIt does?> buy a tableI have tables. I’m not poor. I’m white and american >go awayNahHere’s some food on one of my tables, poorfag
>>545114878bitch i cook better than all of you
>>545115885Are those lane Scandia chairs?
>>545115670i knowgay breadnobody wants gay breadyou put it in the toaster and it stays limpthen it demands rights and before you know it there's gay bread parading around in front of your kids and you have to pretend its wonderful but secretly you wish for the days when bread was still in the closet and you could toast it without worry of getting cancelled
>>545115933Your cooking looks good but I resent your claim to fame. I am the resident Brit/pol/ cook and I disagree.
>>545115666>The black sea is not russian airspace. We have every right to be there.in that case the English (in reality Russian) channel & the north sea are our Russian airspaces
>>545115933>muh crockpot>bitchHmmm. You added the 7 pieces of veg way too late, your broth is stained water, and your meat in tiny and overcooked. But don’t stop trying, you’ll improve
>>545115933Why does this all look undercooked? Shouldn't the onion have lost more colour?
>>545116067You are free to use those spaces. As are we the black sea.
>>545116067>if the black sea is neutral airspace, then neutral airspace is russian airspaceGo huff some krokodil and die. You have your own generals to infest.
>>545115973I’d rather not say. But here’s more food
>>545115933Made picrel for you so you can show friends, family and random strangers the meals you've tried to take photos of more easily in the future.==================On Android (Samsung & Google Pixel)You can run a direct diagnostic on the accelerometer and gyroscope chips to reset their calibration baseline:Samsung Device Care Diagnostic (Easiest):Open Settings Battery and device care (or Device care).Scroll down and select Diagnostics (this opens Samsung Members diagnostics).Tap Sensors or Status of sensors.Follow the prompt to place the phone flat on a level table. This forces the OS to re-index 0^\circ pitch and roll across the accelerometer and gyroscope.
we are there fats having a barney over their crap food itt
>>545116173>I’d rather not say.Why not? If they are please show me the tabletop. I love a bit of wood porn.
>>545116228I made chips and beans to set the seether off and the smell of food attracted the yanks.
>>545108115Russel brand is innocent. You can’t rape your own clone. Russel is baal, just like every other person. Almost every other person. If it was every other person, the world wouldn’t look anything like this. Baal wanted a real home away from home. His reality was designed to show off his clones and to pass them off as real. Baal is all of the people in these news stories. He kills himself, but more importantly, he has sex with himself while all the real people are incel. So it comes across looking like baal just wanted to have lots of sex. I don’t think anyone likes baals clones once they find out. I’ve met a few of them. When he talks, chills run down my body in fear. You can notice his age immediately, he’s older than this entire reality. He’s billions of years old. You can also notice, he has no shame or fear influencing his behavior. He is prepared to kill his own clones as long as he gets to breed first. Chilling atmosphere when you’re surrounded by baals clones, and they all have kids too who are also baal again. Baal is absolutely the most terrifying creature humanly possible. He seems to make a point to achieve this result. He doesn’t call himself baal as a joke. Baal murdered my entire family after anal raping them even the men, made their deaths look like accidents, but also left a calling card to prove they were murdered. Then he gored my penis and locked me in a torture dungeon where I recieved daily rapes, electric shocks, water wheeling, he would tie my arms and legs to a board and pull me apart slowly. He would take girls virginities in front of me while flaying my penis and tell me “awww isn’t this unfair?”. All true. He’s the sickest and craziest piece of fucking shit.
>>545116209BoshFixed it
>>545116272oh so its your faultyour scran looked lushbit too many beans but the missus will have to live with it eh
>>545116161>As are we the black sea.yes, you are indeed the (((BLACK))) sea, Alfred>>545116167>Go huff some krokodil and die.not a degen angloid to use drugs & die, we're the Christian nation, unlike from you
>>545116238Fair play. I’ll go down there and snap a pic in a few minutes. The set is beautiful tbhwy. Table with leaves that seats 10, 6 chairs, buffet, and hutch. My kids have unfortunately nicked it up here and there though of course
>>545116476I am not an Anglo.
>>545116272
>>545111846Total Paranoid schizo or the best larp as one ever.
>>545116535>I am not an Anglo.a Gujarati Brahman from India?
>>545116553>"don't believe everything you're told on the internet">"you're insane!"
>>545116228>crap foodI always find food threads interesting and fun. Not sure why so many bongs ITT are seething. Maybe you don’t cook, or you’re too poor to eat nice things, or just sitting at home with no food in the kitchen?
>>545111799>1784322115664666.pngJacob Reese-Mogg said you're not Aryans, but Mongrels, though!!!we, Russians, are the Aryans, thoughever!!!!
>>545116314Very nice. Just take out the bottom left with anons raw celery and veg. That’s a rookie mistake
>>545116477>Table with leaves that seats 10, 6 chairs, buffet, and hutch.Nice.
>>545116209I missed this post >>545116209 but caught this one >>545116314You’re a good one lad. Cheers Here’s a guiness and steak pie with soda bread. St paddy’s fare
>>545116762the integrated rabbit hutch is a nice innovation, have to give him that
>>545116625They always seethe when I cook. There's a small hardcore of seethers. You should see when I start lamposting......They REALLY don't like lighting.
>>545116812Kek. Hutch is American for dresser. They're an odd bunch.
>>545116821> lampostingLETS FUCKING GO!!
>>545116609The self assured arrogance of the mentally ill shut in means he is always correct.>See that person you have stood 2 feet away from, he doesn't exist because i think you are an alphabet agent even though you are just another doley
>>545116821>They always seethe when I cookcooking is for nu-males (aka mental women), though
thank god this thread is nearly dead
>>545116876I'm on a warning already for food posting. One of them likes to report me. CBA with captcha again.....
>let me tell you an interesting story about tungsten filament
>>545116821you cauldrunk and the french nonce would make a lovely discord group, can you take the nonce and sorebum with you?
>>545116962>tungsten filamentwasnt he in the news for raping someone recently?
>>545116878>1pbtid>followed by another 1 pbtidYeah, it's tinfoil time
>>545116871> Hutch is American for dresser.Dresser? In the dining room?It’s a China Hutch. That’s what we call it.
>>545116883>cooking is for nu-malesI'd like to see you go to any hotel kitchen and say that. During service is the best time...... About 20.30ish.....
>>545117030We call them dressers or Welsh dressers.
>>545116932>being reported for friend and fun posting>brit/pol/Sad state la
>>545117029If you ever went outside then you would know that sometimes you change tower connection
>>545117142There's a particularly seethy sort that calls my £25k+ lamp stock 'junk metal'.It is rather amusing. He can't tell a Guzzini from a pound shop led.
>>545117162Josh does it loads without evening moving from his desk.
>>545116932Probably the schizo that reckons everyone is an animatronic freemason being holographically projected from nibiru to disrupt the thread and stop him from discussing the solution to saving the earth and confiscate his teeth collection
>>545117142Okay last one. Hope you all have a nice night
>>545117276*moving from his plastic matress in the homeless shelter
>>545117340>everyone is an animatronic freemason being holographically projected from nibiruso it's not just me then
Wtf? Google has locked my search onto filtered as 'we can't verify you are over 18, as per your countries laws'How to defeat this?
>>545117478Drives me mad desu. It is the same kind of delusion that trannies have-ie trying to tell you that something you 100% know is the reality of the situation, is false based on nothing but their own mental illness controlling every action and thought they have, then having some fart huffing response to whatever you say.All mentally ill people should be bulldozed into blast furnaces.
new fat attractor>>545117737>>545117737>>545117737
>>545117340Wait, you guys aren't freemasons?
>>545117553the internet is fucking gay as fuck these days
>>545117901Youre a homo
>>545117924whats your point
