In other words, this is the .01% thread.
inb4 >1PBTID trying to keep everyone from preppingOldfags have been prepping since before you got here, niggers.
>>545223580I hav ebeen here for 15 years and I always believe the doomsday propaganda.I literally dug a hole in my back yard to live im when the shit hits the fan.
>>545223907>I always believe the doomsday propaganda.How did it feel being fooled hundreds of times?
>>545223580>2019How bout 20 years in? Once you're here, you never can leave.
nothing ever happens anyway
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americans so god damn retarded they dont understand that the foundation of their economy being a ponzi scheme is THE biggest issue for humanity at this time and think everything will be just dandy when it crashes which is either going to happen or they are putting boots on the ground in iran.good luck with that you fat fucks
>>545224798>one of the two things I've been saying will happen for years is going to happen any day now in two weeks>flag
>>545223580>longer than 4 yearsFuck off
>>545223580we'll see how smug you are in about two weeks
>>545223580>YFW you've been here longer than 4 yearsHappy Halloween
>>545223580People are still falling for midterms in 2026, shit is insane.>t. 2008 eternal newfag cancer at least I was here before the miganiggas
>>5452235804 years? Ive been here since '08 so thats at least 5 years
>>545223580>4 yearsGod I hate nu/pol
>>545223580Yeah, lets vote for open boarders by not voting was the only move they had. It was always impotent. They had to try I guess... This site is mostly Canadians and Aussies during NFL season.
at this point I realized I will never be the guy who buys the next bitcoin even if I knew about it the day it came out, because I am a huge retarded pussy who buys a 20% dip thinking he's slick and then it's down 70%, so I know a doomsday would never come because a swift and violent collapse would be better than this existence limping along and waging.
>>545225810I hate nu/everything. Everything is so fucking gay and lame, like everyone is going out of their way to be gay and lame. Hey, fuck you world.
>>545223580Yeah it never ends, that’s the trick lol. These people are genius at crafting narratives to keep people engaged. All of society is a pyramid scheme, you’ll notice a lot of odd corporations are straight up named after the pyramids, the us govt uses Egyptian logos all the time, the planned parenthood building literally looks like an Aztec pyramid. SOCIETY IS LITERALLY JUST A GIANT PYRAMID SCHEME AND THEY ARE YELLING IT IN YOUR FACE!None of this shit is real. That’s why the billionaires and trillionaires (not Elon but the hidden families) just troll and don’t take anything seriously. It’s a giant stage play, they’ve had cloning for decades which is how they keep so many of these celebs and rich people on such a tight leash. The sole purpose of the system we’re in is seemingly just to farm our attention, which is why I don’t give a fuck if the world ends. Because I’m right, an agent smith aka npc will start replying with thought terminating cliches, as usual. They can’t help themselves since they are just bots of this program we are trapped in
that guy is a fascist
>>545223580I've been here since the start of February 2016. "IT'S HAPPENING!!!" get's filtered as spam in my brain and I ignore it automatically. Sort of like how normies with no ad blockers switch off when an ad on a video starts playing
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Also I can't even imagine what kind of fucking retard see's 2021-22 /pol/ and stays. Or maybe i'm a bigger retard for staying for nearly 11 years. I don't know. But I can remember when there was actually still something around that wasn't utter shill bot zoomie brain rotting crap. If that's all there was back when you came here, what in the fuck would even keep you here in the first place? I still think "maybe there will be a good thread this time" like a fucking meth addict chasing the first high
>>545223580I'm still waiting for a decent happening.We had October 7th.Collapse of AI or France might be the next one.
>>545223580>Loses the most well-known debate of his life to a nigger.>Spends his career shitting out embarrassing Ayn Rand knockoffs revealing his status as a midwit.You just know he practiced that quip in a mirror like a massively gay Redditor imitating Joss Whedon.
>>545223580>doomsday postingI must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
>>545223580Been here since it was just /a/ and /b/. Been here a long time.
>>545225636You've been browsing here longer than some of the others here have been alive, feeling old yet?06 btw
Total Newfag Death
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>>545223580Nothing ever happens...until it does.
I am like a rolalcouster on that, too emotional irl still so... here I ride the tide, rage on it. Maybe when I am more internally chill... I feel like I could be, I'll be more here too and less or a doomer sometimes.
Let's put it this way, I am ready to live paralel in timelines of rl not happening while also partaking in all the actual happenings via pol!
>>545228314Nah I dont feel 37
February 2017 with the HWNDU stuff on /pol/ i think is the most fun ive ever had on the internet
>>545225430If I said longer than 20 you'd cry LARP and you'd be wrong.
I think doomposters are funny
>>545225473See you in 15 days when nothing happens.
>>545225810Post-Ukraine is nu/nu/nu-pol.
>>545223580i'm still an '07 newfag
