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>trick or treat news
https://watchbutdonotlearn.github.io/
>Burnham 'open' to calls for slavery apology but not reparations
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5398239je88o
>Starmer tells Dublin event Europe can no longer rely on US to 'bankroll' its defence
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cxnv0p4l7rjlo
>'It's been killing me!' Celebrity Traitors winners relieved the secret is out
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm4g18l8l4wgo
>Mahmood expected to announce changes to rules around indefinite leave to remain
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm62yxxd992eo
>Man guilty of rape after woman's phone recording
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6d93p449kngo

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>>545257620
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First for
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This is what a real man looks like
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russell brand innocent
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wigger starmer costumelad in?
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>>545265467
incorrect
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Business idea: BAME migrant halloween costume
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I am an alpha male
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>>545265379
>Brit/pol/
What's up jewzoid brownzoid freakzoids?
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>>545265592
Alri josh la
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tfw low status white male
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redpill me on self employment
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>>545265693
what industry?
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https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16254459/Bearded-Oxford-University-lecturer-students-fake-breasts-lipstick.html
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>>545265693
Constant fear of tripping some bystantine HMRC automated flag and getting scolded by an ESL with the power to fine me into oblivion
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>>545265693
constant fear of byzantine guards and spqr flags with the power to crucify you
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>>545265833
i read it as byzantine too lmfao
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>>545265758
Based

He's fishing for an unfair dismissal payout and he'll get it eventually
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Cor little kids being delivered to me door.
Halloween is the best time for nonces like me kek.
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>>545265755
Probably something in the engineering sector (VAGUEPOSTING GRANDMASTER)
Honestly, no clue myself as I'm still trying to find what I can on my own and be decent at.
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>>545266000
i can get you started in the sex trade
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>shabana mahmood is set to make her final decision on changes to ILR rules next week
What's the point? the massive amount of people who came in the boriswave aka 2021 have hit their 5 year mark this year and already gotten their ILR now and will continue to into next year before any new changes even take place. Too fucking late. Why the fuck doesn't she stop everyone who came after 2020 from getting benefits until 15 year mark? It's simple as fuck but angela rayner pressured her and she gave in. They keep talking about wanting to reduce the welfare bill/budget, it's going to increase due to all these people getting on benefits now.
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>>545266000
self employment comes with all sorts of benefits and snares. are you gonna be a sub contractor to xyz company?
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>>545266068
i just don't listen to what these brown agitator infiltrators say anymore. They are by definition untrustworthy
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>>545266051
int you going out with your bird?
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Behead shamongo hamood
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>>545266068
>Why the fuck doesn't she stop everyone who came after 2020 from getting benefits until 15 year mark?
Because she's a shittoid colonizer invader jew stooge.
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>>545265379

Fuel and household energy prices will continue to increase, recording several dramatic spikes, until these protests spread here and containment of riots/protests is lost at the international range.

Unlike in 2020 and 2022/23 most governments will be unable to subsidise these increases.
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>>545266170
no she doesn't drink she's allergic
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>>545265668
>tfw fat anon who used to be chad when thin
>tfw can feel bone structure but obfuscated by fat
>tfw still 5 stone above goal weight
>tfw face gains only happen within 1 stone of goal weight
a few more months and i'll be turning heads again. i miss the feeling.
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>>545265693
shilling shit for af links?
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>>545266167
>>545266182
she actually was going to do it but then angela rayner stopped her, the same woman and her cronies who want open borders.
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>>545266206
you can still go out with her, you having a tasteful whisky on the rocks - her having a mocktail
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yank in the other thread forgot that america was invented by brits. retard
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kids knocking on my door
i don't have any sweeties
i have boil in the bag rice
but children don't tend to
be eat boil in the bag rice
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It's interesting to read about colonial expansion in the 19th century and how it was often justified that the target country was abusing European immigrants and therefore troops had to be sent in for security. Funny to think about now.
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The more I watch incel content the more I realise they're actually 100% correct about everything they say. It is why I will never mock an incel, as if it isn't already terrible enough for them.
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>>545266182
How come you aren't having sex with crackheads rn jnog?
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>>545266320
no i don't like her company
the idea of talking to her for hours is revolting
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>>545266203
>halloween protests
Is this a continuation of the other protests or are they protesting against halloween cuz it aint halal cuzzeh?
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>>545266365
You're a mentally insane crackhead and a brownoid?
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Let's talk about intentional EMP attack.
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>>545266376
dont say shit like that here cauldy buddy
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i keep seeing newcastle city taxis in places not near newcastle at all what are the pakis up to?
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you know these types of gas fires, that your granny probably had, are actually extremely efficient with a high heat output. they far outperform modern style gas fires and wood stoves on efficiency, and with heat output similar to a large wood stove.
you can still buy them new.
A Flavel Misermatic, which is pictured, will set you back about £600 before installation.

They are coming back into vogue as mid-century style interior decorations and furnishings are experiencing a revival.

let me know what you think about it.
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>>545266303
but she didn't do it. She just says any old shit, but in reality is part of the same networks promoting UN SDG change and dissolving nation states
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Imagine a sneaky EMP over London.
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>>545266443
I just thought youd being having sex with homeless unfit mothers laaah
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>>545266456
she knows
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This Halloween I’m Jimmy Savile and my boyfriend is King Chuck. Yeaaaaah boy.
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>>545266458
14 year old slag in the boot
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>>545266491
an EMP over 77 Brigade
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>>545266491
over the entire nation of india as well, cooorrr
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>>545266491
electromagnetic plasticsexarse
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>>545266453
One of the worst ones because very few people die immediately, so the maximum amount of people are left to fight over the finite resources
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>>545266539
>>545266544
>Extreme electromagnetic incidents caused by an intentional electromagnetic pulse (EMP) attack have the potential to damage significant portions of the nation’s critical infrastructure, including the electrical grid, communications equipment, water and wastewater systems, and transportation modes. The impacts are likely to cascade, initially compromising one or more critical infrastructure sectors, spilling over into additional sectors or geographic regions, and adversely impacting millions of households and businesses.

Overview

>EMPs are associated with intentional attacks using high-altitude nuclear detonations, specialized conventional munitions, or non-nuclear directed energy devices. Effects can range from highly local to regional to continental, depending upon the nature of the incident. High-altitude electromagnetic pulse attacks (HEMP) are of most concern because they may damage or disable large sections of the national electric grid and other critical infrastructure control systems.

>Any electronics system that is not protected against extreme EMP events may be subject to either the direct “shock” of the blast itself or to the damage that is inflicted on the systems and controls upon which they are dependent.

EMP Risk

>Extreme EMP incidents fit into the categorization of “hard problems”—both are low probability/high consequence scenarios that challenge effective policymaking.

>A HEMP attack by an adversary with basic nuclear weapons and missile capabilities may be disruptive on a regional scale but is unlikely to cause catastrophic damage to the U.S. electric grid on a continental scale. Adversaries with highly developed nuclear capabilities might cause widespread harm to U.S. infrastructure with complex HEMP attacks in the context of an escalating international conflict.

https://www.cisa.gov/topics/risk-management/electromagnetic-pulse
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>>545266563
jej
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>>545266583
We are expecting them to be used.
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>>545266563
zaps the willy

>won't be doing that again
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>>545266539
those names are sending me west
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>>545266491
oh the humanity
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>>545266475
I used to like how you turned them on at the top
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>>545266636
Who "we"?
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>>545266475
can't beat the woodburner out of town, burn local wood so no mileage on fuel, burn your tree prunings and nearby felled trees, offcuts etc, a lot of fuel is essentially free
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Clarse paki scran deliveroo time anyone?
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>>545266132
>are you gonna be a sub contractor to xyz company?
Mainly looking at self employment as I'm struggling to get into a company, I imagine trying be a sub contractor is gonna be a similar uphill battle.
It sounds like a better option than going entirely alone if it works, but its that getting it TO work and getting the initial sub contract
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>>545266526
words of wisdom: - a friend of mine is in a similar situation I greet her with stretched eyes and say HERRO and she bursts into laughter every time!
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Don't let Indians convince you they're any different from Pakistanis by the way. Did you know the name for Pakistan was originally going to be India? Indians stole it though, and their original name would be Hindustan. Funny thing is the Indus river is in Pakistan.
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>>545266702
Make up your mind which larp you're going to do jnog fcs
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>>545266667
That looks to be a groundstrike/airbust of a nuke of some kind not a high altitude EMP?
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>>545265893
halloween cunny i hear you say
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>>545266337
Another fun thing is when they talk about absolute monarchs having to be sensitive to popular opinion when it comes to taxes and war and then comparing it to contemporary indifference.
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>>545266691
this is true.
and the price of wood is more stable than gas.
and of course, if the gas supply ever goes off, well...you WOOD be fine. haha.
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>>545266203
>thinking fuel/energy protests will happen in the UK
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>>545265693
No such thing. You work for the customer you are providing the service for and the Government.
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i live in an ethnic area, in the entire street only 1 house has halloween decorations outside.
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>>545266704
all subbies are self employed, no?
>me doing all their invoices
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>>545266691
You can also cook on them.
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Steak and ale pie in the oven, chips on the go, broccoli in the pot and gravy at the ready.
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bet most of you didn't even realise andy burnham is gay and married to a man

thats how normal being gay has become in the UK
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>>545266865
it can absolutely happen here
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>>545266932
The foreign secretary who wants to send us all off to die is a bummer as well
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>>545266765
stop trying to set bogdalit off again
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>>545266932
it is normal, i know its normal because its the only porn that isn't banned
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>>545266932
>Van Heel met Andy Burnham while at Cambridge. In January 1992, while in a relationship with Burnham, she appeared on the television dating game show Blind Date, where she went on a blind date with Will Harris, who later became marketing director of the Conservative Party.
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>>545266904
i just had some kids come round and i unsheathed the ancestral sword and asked from whence they hailed and which king they supported
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>>545266929
autumnal din dins
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>>545266968
man the amount of utter mongs out there is astonishing
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>>545267058
Frankie france van heel, definitely a tranno
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>>545266862
I keep winter in mind all year, it's not as easy as just spending money but it pays off in winter fire up the woodburner early and my ch doesn't even come on at all, keeps the whole house warm
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>>545266968
kek I forgot about that story
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put up this anti-trick-or-treater sign outside me house
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>>545267157
true.
im stuck on gas.
but a couple of years back i found a north face down jacket in a charity shop, it's one of the ones people wear in antartica or whilst summiting everest. rated for -35c. i keep it in the cupboard just in case. that and some thermal longjohns.
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the porn ban isn't even about the types of porn in themselves being dangerous its purely feminist ideology because they're types of porn that sexualise a power differential between men and women. simple as. because the only type of sex that is ok between men and women is when the woman is empowered
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>>545266475
Used to have that exact one but theyre a fucking eyesore
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>>545266904
Here the browns drive their kids to each street, mop up all the sweets and drive to the next, meanwhile they say they don't do trick or treat because their religion forbids it
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>>545267288
mfw the leftists have effectively condoned rape
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>>545267307
they're horrible and create water, make the place damp, like the old calor gas portables
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i only know rangesh romaresh because he did that BBC TV licence ad
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>>545266904
2 with yours right?
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>>545266475
I thought only council houses had these
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my penis she can
be used for sexual thing
but often is not
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An interesting "what if" would have been if Leave lost the vote but with the same split that Remain did. Naturally the Eurosceptics don't then shut up for good, but Russia still intervenes in 2022 so we get genuinely unhinged accusations of treason for anyone still daring to say we should leave the EU.
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>>545267501
You have a feminine penis?
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>>545267296
>they're types of porn that sexualise a power differential between men and women.
It also includes women sitting on other people's faces. So no.
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>>545267157
Is your fireplace heat routed to other rooms in some way or are you just firing that up, leaving internal doors open and the heat spreads?
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>>545267525
i don't think that's interesting
here's something interesting
wot if you had to have sex with every noble polish lady who ever lived
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>>545267096
you should have an affair
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Is lesbian face sitting banned?
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I’ve noticed something similar between niggers and bongs - reluctant servitude.

Niggers will whine nonstop about poor working conditions or low wages, but will immediately tuck their tails between their legs as soon as management shows up
(I saw this behavior first hand).

I’m noticing the same behavior with yall; you yap constantly about muh immigration and shit but immediately went quiet when Mogg (the manager) told you to zip it.
In other words yall are serfs just like niggers and there’s plenty of evidence to back that up.
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>>545267595
yeah i reckon so
a naughty dirty affair with a woman
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brit/pol/ halloween 2026: larpoween
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>ban face sitting from porn
>ban choking from porn
>ban school uniforms from porn
Honestly just ban women from porn, it turns out the Greeks were right.
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Whoever's running the Cauldrone trip tonight is really phoning in the whimsy
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>>545267595
Like the lavon affair
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>>545267579
no recirculation just ambient heat, I have my ch set to 17 and I turn the rad off in the living room with the woodburner, if I light the fire early because i'm in all day by the time the evening comes it's 18/19 in the hall where the thermostat is, good dry firewood makes a lot of difference too
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>ban hijabs from porn because of religious insensitivity
>prosecute this man for making the Sex Diary of Anne Spanks
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>>545267633
maybe italian?
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>>545267697
a woman from SPACE, a naughty alien woman from ZETA CENTAURI
or a terrestrial woman from earth maybe stoke or the like
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>>545266914
fugg my phrasing meant I struggle with even general employment, and I can see myself struggling to become a subcontractor in a similar way
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>>545267660
Most of that shits been illegal since 2014, inc piss porn. Its still half the vids out there. Useless unenforcable laws.
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>>545267660
>Greeks were right.
Apparently afghans too.
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Some kids just pelted me with eggs im so angry I could explode
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>>545267731
i'm on the phone to sophie ellis bextor
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Be careful tonight guys, I just saw a Dracula and a Frankenstein walk past my house
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gonna go see a band tonight
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>>545267796
Don't cry in front of them otherwise they'll do it again
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>>545267810
you are so unhappy brother - you need to move on before there's a baby in the equation.
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>>545265379
Why are all the right wing grifters proper criminals? Does it even bother anons?
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>>545267836
which?
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>>545267901
Depends what type of crime
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>>545267796
Pics or it dint appen
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>Former MAC chair explaining why the care worker visa was always a very stupid idea.
>For the average migrant arriving on the care worker visa, typically in their late 30s, you are effectively selling 100 years of residency in Britain in exchange for five years of care work.
It's actually much longer than that as their children (or "children") will remain here eternally, not to mention the other family members and ethic kin that will be attracted over.
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>fireworks on halloween
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>>545267893
unhappiness is normal, it's just all drinking poison
drink this drink that
every path is poison
moving forward
taking any path is poison
as indeed is taking the path of no path
poison
everything is poison
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>>545267829
Thats passe. They should dress up as modern monsters, fred wests and osama bin ladens etc
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>>545267562
retard
feminists think things like face sitting are demoralising to women
any sort of act which puts an emphasis on deriving pleasure from a man without any other purpose is a power play on the part of the man in their eyes
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Surprised no one dressed up as huw Edwards with a plastic sex arse hanging out
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>>545267810
i think she's alright
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>>545266475
My nan used to cook toast in front of hers. I miss that old house.
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>>545267913
right said fred
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>>545267999
You could do a pretty good group costume where everyone dresses up as a media nonce.
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>>545268007
i told her you said that and she said rude
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>>545266475
>Misermatic
scrooge approved
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>>545267919
Parrantleh they beat the missis and assault people.
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>>545267913
>dox yourself
no
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>>545268026
idk what that is but i hope you enjoy it brother! post tomorrow about it !!!
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>>545267959
But Bin Laden didn't do anything
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https://www.gbnews.com/news/migrant-crisis-tyneside-west-saharan-rape-theft-charged
>West Saharan migrant charged with attempted rape and theft in Tyneside
>The alleged incident occurred in the St Peter’s Road area around 8.45pm on Tuesday, October 27
>Yassim Ahmed, 27, of no fixed abode, was arrested on Wednesday evening, October 28, after police received a report that a woman had been threatened and sexually assaulted in Wallsend.
If he's a genuine West Saharan local then he's been displaced due to Moroccan/American/Israeli meddling for which we're paying the costs, for some reason.

>The woman is continuing to receive support from specially trained officers.
Probably playing Oasis to her on loop.

>Police have urged the public not to speculate about the case or share unverified information online, warning that rumours could cause distress to those affected and potentially jeopardise court proceedings.
No speculating lads.
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>>545267810
i was in a restaurant once and she came in with that husband of hers from some awful band but they couldnt get a table because it was full and i felt very smug
please apologise to her for me
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>>545268026
deeply dippypilled
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>>545268125
That was normal everyday stuff for the boomers
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>>545267959
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>>545268156
>GB News recognising Western Sahara
wtf
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>>545268163
i'll let her know when she stops yapping about the new years show
you know how she gets
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>>545268129
ok then why post about it you retard mong
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think i might actually detest all of humanity
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>>545268206
>Western Sahara is a disputed territory in north-west Africa, bordering Morocco, Algeria and Mauritania.
>Formerly a Spanish colony, Western Sahara has been the subject of a decades-long dispute between Morocco, which controls most of the territory, and the pro-independence Polisario Front, which seeks to establish an independent Sahrawi state.
They sit on the fence, with a bit of wokery thrown in
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How can you NOT be voting for this man?
https://x.com/RupertLowe10/status/2116562408336466075
Niggers, spooked!
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>>545267715
What happens throughout the rest of the house if you use no central heating at all and just burn your wood fire hot?
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>>545268250
me too
but i also love love
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>>545268250
Misanthrope
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>>545268270
kek
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>>545268186
That's good then, i might become a right wing grifter.
>boat migrants came today
>worry piss take
>donate to my patron or buy me a coffee
>bloody migrants innit
>right, I'm off for a cigar and a sup of £400 whiskey I bought with your last dono
>don't forget to like, subscribe, and hype
>brown migrants
>peace
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>>545268200
Lmao. How tf do the police get involved in shit like that? If theyd dressed as jack the rippers no cunt would be bothered.
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>>545268076
good god do you ever shut up
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>>545268338
You need a "chased by ISIS" arc
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>>545268268
it's just a bit of easy division the kikes have decided to dredge up, but it is old news and I don't think anyone gives a shit about it.

It's not as if niggers have a clean conscience either, they've been murdering each other since the beginning
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>Tesco Christmas shopping bags in the UK. What do you notice?
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>>545268338
Low iq racism is good actually, why should the natives have to make a complicated argument about why they don't want smelly pakis in their street
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>>545268384
i'm relentless rafel
they call me duracell
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what is the point of trying to do anything of worth when people are such utter imbeciles
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>>545268432
I notice that tesco are jew
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>>545268392
Andy Burnham said today "he was open to talking about apologising for Britains role in slavery"
Thats very recent and not old news lad.
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>>545268432
Makes sense, it's a holiday about someone who only works one day a year.
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>>545268307
like I said, my ch is set to 17 so if the woodburner heats the hall pat 17 I don't use ch at all, I use more gas when it isn't cold because I save the woodburner for days that are 10 degrees or below
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>>545268384
he's not talking to you thoughbeit
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>>545268470
yeah but the whole being sorry lark is old news
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https://archive.is/R1eSK

>Andy Parsons: I’m a famous comedian paying tax. My bank thinks I’m a fraudster
>Next time the banks want a bailout, let’s ask them for two digits of their passcode

This "story" is as boring and unfunny as Andy "THE DAILY MAIL" Parsons is.
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the nonce dusting off the blocko larp again
what a sad fat cunt
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>>545268459
what motivates people is always without question retarded upon examination
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>>545268529
And rightly so, he's defrauding those who think a comedian is going to be funny.
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>>545268474
It wasn't clear if you didn't use central heating or not when the fire was on.
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>>545268490
yeah he is >>545268458

more like "pure incel" amirite

these captchas are such a fucking joke no wonder i left this shithole
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>>545268529
not seen any telly in years, but I remember how this guy speaks like he is constantly trying to have a shit
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>November
>Already sick of Christmas
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>>545268616
what are these recent assault and drunk and disorderly charges
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>>545268200
which one is the wife?
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>>545268680
I don't think it's real anon
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>>545268616
what are you on about soldier
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>>545268458
honey please they call me the energizer bunny
but im the rabbit with the glock no bunny show straight up
click clack in the trap battery never bust
im the gangsta rabbit pussy niggas get flustered no trust

(you mad too bad im still hoppin with the heat bitch)
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>>545268529
>famous
>comedian
doubt
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>>545268642
My Christmas lights in my windows genuinely cheer me up when I get home from work and the Christmas tree feels cosy
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>>545268538
so what's the right way, just go full monkey brain retard and join the troop like an arse scratching dullard, procreate, keep the whole farce rolling?
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>>545268782
there is no right way
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cauldron's new trip looks like "wigga tism" you couldn't write this shit

>>545268660
don't want to talk about it i had a bad year. it's still not resolved anyway so don't want to be in contempt of court.

>>545268721
what's an about soldier
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>>545268384
kek
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>>545268821
fake rafel
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>>545268779
Bet you're one of them cunts who still has them up in February
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GCHQ have brought back one of their LARP characters because they're struggling to maintain suitable levels of disruption.
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>>545268821
whats your beef with my mate csuldy blocko?
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>>545268914
Never let women into your party
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legit laughed out loud at Blocko’s post
it’s like when a heal makes a surprise entrance in WWE after being away for a while
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>>545268889
*cauldron will remember this*
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>>545268529
>Rrrrrrrnn
Is tee anser Donald trump?
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>>545268917
Chinese Christmas then innit
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>>545268944
>Never let women into your party
vote sausage party
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>>545266458
traffiking befouled vixens around the nation
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Av just let spiderman and a vampire in the house
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>>545268952
timing was comedy gold
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>>545267829
just seen this sat outside my house what do?
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>>545268901
>gay faggot
>stupid idiot
>baby lamb
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>>545268951
>it’s like when a heal makes a surprise entrance in WWE
heel
also fuck you
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>>545268914
>Wahh i want niggers next to me everywhere, tee hee they might rape me! *giggle*
>Fuck off whore!
>Misoginy!!! nazis! help!

Is that what happened?
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>>545268927
roast beef with whisky sauce and some nice tatties wrapped in a yorkshire all nice n battered and deep fried yum FREEEDOM

>>545268952
cauldron can't remember what day it is most of the time
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god I'm so comfy rn
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Shit heel
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>>545269015
threesome?
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>>545268953
We wouldn't accept a Russian host causing division in Britain.
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>>545269074
Lay off cauldy you drawer headed crackhead
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gwarn shops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHKVETEnB34
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>>545269017
watch out, Art's about
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Dark sorcerer for me. Gonna go with my autistic mate and some others, but he's genuinely very autistic so he wants to do battles and that. Mate, let's just say the birds are gonna be creaming when I use my Fus Ro Dah on Darth Maul.
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>>545269097
They’re also twins
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>>545269064
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>>545269074
describe what you think is wrong with cauldy
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>>545269154
chin chin to the lids
also witness the expertly installed pull up bar
gobbo btfo once again
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>>545268347
Easy work.
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>>545269222
nothing really but he does go on
bit of a stalker vibe won't lie
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>>545269185
corrr
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Blocko heel turn arc is epic
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it is actually blocko lmfao nice
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heal turn
fuck you
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>>545269197
oh right, hysteria and false accusations.
Well that's close enough for me to label her a "perpetual woman moment".
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Aight niggas I'm muthafukkin baaaack
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>>545269287
i cant disagree
>>545269167
LMFAO
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>>545269363
what's new with the lads
>>545269400
you do realise there's ids on 4chan now
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>>545269400
can you go away again
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>>545269400
Filtered.
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>2 blockos
Call me stacko kekaroonyroo
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>>545269448
and you too
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>>545269396
I believe she was also crying because people were being anti Irish racist to her after she had been retarded
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>>545269102
>Rrrrrrn
Is it Donald Trump?
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>>545269448
You do realise that I'm the real you?
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>>545269448
i was worried sick about you
i thought you'd be dead on some swing
i'm glad you're still alive
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more like blacko cos he's a black bastard
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I swear myself to blocko
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>>545265379
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back with another one of those cock blocking neets
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Square headed zombies have been seen loitering around pylons this halloween
They are reportedly repeating the word 'brins' over and over
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>>545269236
Why you wearing two pairs of pjs
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>>545268436
I agree. Sick of the "I'm not racist" right wingers.
>>545268386
I know where a few stinky Indians sit. Might go throw a steak at them or something.
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return of the king
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>>545269504
say that to my jamaican flag you bastard
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>>545269560
Alri laaaah
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>>545269570
They’re after the plates
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>>545269619
maaaaaate
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>>545269605
>>545269619
I heard you started smoking weed. Why did you do that? Fuck sake, bro. It's not a good habit, trust me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyt8IrRS_xg
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>>545269676
I smoke cock now
I'm a full blown homo
Gay as all fuck
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>>545269676
ffs they're not me slipperlad
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>>545269489
you wouldn't last a day mate
>>545269501
thanks mate
it's well rough
if you want I'll post a video of me being arrested for racial abuse again. they dropped the charges though wtf. the prosecution counsel arrived at highbury magistrate and didn't even realise the fucking nightclub door staff realised they;d fucked it and withdrew the charges
it's a fucking shitshow
had another psychotic episode and destroyed my flat. currently working with a diagnosis of schizophrenia.
my life is a fucking joke it's a miracle I haven't fucking committed sudoku yet

it's pretty violent I have like 12 photos of bruises from cops
they love it
beating the shite outta me it's never ending
currently on a curfew though so managed to stay out of trouble a while
I've spent over 100 hours in cells in the last year and still haven't been convicted

life's a complete fucking mess I've spent like 40k on legal fees in a few months
I'm broke I had to apply for pip again and i may be going to prison anyway so who fucking knows

>>545269577
I used ket too much last year so wake up to piss in the middle of the night. therefore i need to double up for the double sleep

>>545269676
I'm two weeks off it.
have quit the droogs again
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>>545269676
it be me religion ya nah mean brudda
cool inna place
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it's the LARPocalypse in here rn ngl
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>>545269759
>>545269759
>>545269759
>>545269759
>>545269759
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>>545269739
Square in the streets, quare in the sheets
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>>545269749
Hand pic for proof
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GCHQ has increased the noise to signal ratio because they're terrified of the power of God. All they're really doing is diverting more of that power against them.
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>>545269015
nonce
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>>545269777
I'm a wordy cunt aren't I
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>>545269879
nice tattoos faggot
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>>545269777
>I used ket too much last year so wake up to piss in the middle of the night. therefore i need to double up for the double sleep
tried it once, didn't like it. ended up falling over a lot etc. good coke wins every time
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>>545269859
Square in the head
Cocks still dead
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>>545269777
>had another psychotic episode and destroyed my flat.
What is it with namefags destroying their flat?
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>>545269749
>>545269879
Yea can with that larp, I'm off to have a bath. Hope alls well regardless lol
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>>545269777
how can you pay 40k in legal fees
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>>545269982
Post slipper you won't
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>>545269967
don’t forget the most legendary one of all
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>>545269982
take it easy lad
I do smoke now though aha
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Names are so secure, absolute proof of identity, impossible to spoof
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>>545269967
it takes a certain kind of retardation to seek personal recognition on here from thread to thread, day to day, week to week
the kind that has trouble being competent with matters such as avoiding your living space turning into a flaming inferno or becoming full of unbuildable shelving and ram that cant fit
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>>545270008
12 charges in a year mate
will do that to you
crown court innit
fuck i don't know why i'm even saying this
my life is fucked though
who cares
I should have left this dump alone
but I'm so fucking isolated and lonely i've been watching the clock for 6 months now
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>>545270008
warhammer llp
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>>545270035
post loving family
you wont
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>>545270119
you don't have twelve charges in a year though?
what charges or is just the same shit but multiple counts
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>>545270119
Mad how I type like j*sh and have never proven I am who I say I am
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>>545270209
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The state of this thread.
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blocko-sama
we are here now
>>545269759
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>>545270227
>>545270297
my apologies, i thought you were the nonce
now i'm confused

blocko prove its you with a timestamp

call a nigger a nigger and send us the video
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>>545270357
I am the blockster mate, so are you, it's the other guy who's larping
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reminder that exactly like jnigger, blocko has never posted a timestamped image. ever. because it's a panto by josh's discord paedophile ring
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>>545265693
You work longer hours
You make less money
You don't pay taxes (if you know what you're doing)
And you call no man boss.
But if you love the work, you'll find it's man's true nature to be the owner of his own effort and work.
It's not for the faint of heart though, I recommend learning to save and being disciplined with your earnings. The corpo rat race is a dead end soul pit but it's there if you need a backup.
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>>545265379
How many terror attacks did muslims commited on halloween and how many on Christmas. Makes you wonder.



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