I'm just a small town guy passing through DC for no particular reason on my way to somewhere else. What's good to see here aside from Comet Ping Pong? Duck AI says I should check out the Masonic Temple on 16th. Are any of my fellow Anons out here with me? I'm about 88% sure that I want to check out at least 14 different landmarks before I depart.
>>545795746Holocaust museum
>>545795827Woah, there's a Holocaust museum in DC? Do they have the actual masturbation death machines on display there?
>>545795746Baltimore isn't far, go check out some of the places from The Wirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP4-Zp-fBXc
>>545796078Qrd on that show? It never caught my interest. I haven't seen many of these urban youth, but I'm staying on Capitol Hill and law enforcement officers are ubiquitous here.
>>545795827>>545795926>The museum has an operating budget, as of 2015, of $104.6 million.How many Americans are toiling away purely to fund this shrine? Sheesh!
>>545795746Basically all of the museums are free with the exception of a few. But, they take hours to get through. You could spend 3 hours in a museum and only get through 20% of it. National Cathedral is gorgeous.Museum of the Bible (not free) is interestingSpy Museum is coolLibrary of Congress is full of occult symbolism, and very cool to look at, there's a map in there showing Tartaria. Lincoln Memorial/WW2 memorials are basically in the same spot. We the Pizza has some tasty slicesBusboys and Poets has bomb food and coffee
Take a long tour of the Washington Monument. It's totally fascinating inside.
>>545795746Do you really believe she is in a jail cell right now?
>>545796078Holy shit don't do this.Baltimore is the worst and most dangerous place I've ever been and I've been to Mexico and Egypt.I'm from D.C.It sucks.Just walk the mall, see the stupid monuments, pick a museum and fuck off. Eat at Capital Grille if you have money and like steak. Food is mostly tasty around D.C. because everyone is fat and rich or weed smoking niggers.
>>545797278she in an open dorm which some people consider more annoying than a cellbut she has a lot more liberties than at a low security prison
Robert E. Lee's House.The big air & space outside of town.Ford's Theater. A tour of congress through your congress-critter. Anything on The Mall is completely sanitized for nigger sensibilities.
>>545797544Have you forgot about Epstein walking on the streets?
if Bar Nun is still there, check out the basement. That is where Lewis A. Kaplan and his friends wearing red shoes raped me. I dont remember what year but I remember what dress I was wearing.
>>545797050>>545797194Thanks, gentlemen>>545797527Thanks for the tips. The idea of visiting Baltimore never crossed my mind.
>>545797711Could you elaborate on this?
>>545795746She's perfect.
>>545798157Her feet are rather middling but I think I could look the other way for the connections
>>545797711Bar Nun is closed now. Sending hugs to you, fren.
>>545798157You're right, like every Son of God is perfect. What makes them appear twisted is our distorted perception. We need Christ's vision. We need never to judge. Always forgive.
>>545798098Bar Nun was a great place where normies in suits came to watch bdsm shows in the basement in the early 2000’s.
>>545797852You're welcome, here's a couple moreFava Pot has amazing Egyptian street food. Flea Markets on Saturdays, Eastern Market is the best one. White House won't really be worth visiting because of the barricades surrounding it, you can barely get a decent view of it, but you can get decent views of the other wings/buildings.Dupont Circle, or really any of the parks, are a nice place for a sit and people watching.
>>545795746Here is your day plan, anon.>Wake up and quickly review the Metro closures and delays.>Brunch at the Wharf or Union Market.>Early Afternoon: Visit the National Mall monuments or a Smithsonian museum (recommend Natural History).>Optional Sidequest 1: Debate and join the Black Israelites, you cannot miss them.>Optional Sidequest 2: Press S at the White House Fence, however your trip may end early.>Late Afternoon: Go to Georgetown for a Twilight River Cruise.>Dine in Chinatown, the only place that will not charge $200 for a toddler serving.>Promptly GTFO the most corrupt shithole in the Western Hemisphere.You're welcome.
>>545799478Aren't the Black Hebrew Israelites based in NY?>>545798799>Eastern Market>flea market??
>>545795746I'm in DC but I don't want to hang out with you unless you have openbar bobs and vagene
>>545798799>amazing Egyptian street food.Holy reddit - fucking kill yourself.
>>545796970it's an honor to always work and hardly have time tob spend with my kids, to fund this Museum. Never Forget the 6 million
>>545800144>>Eastern Market>>flea marketbased knower, that's for the local residents. Union Market is the new one the tourists, but still famalam, you may kindly gtfo
>>545800144also checkedthe Black Israelites are in every city KANGZing it up in public places
>>545801667I've only ever seen them in Philly.
>>545801626>muh locals
>>545799478I got two entrees for $40 a few days ago, cheaper than Taco Bell for two these days. People around here are eating well and it's surprisingly not overpriced at all.
>>545801298>>545801436Kek
>>545795746i really don't think there's much in DC worth seeing. i always liked the spy museum when i was a kid. the smithsonian and air and space museums are cool. maybe an overpriced sports game? the museums are the best part of DC IMO
>>545797527Capital Grill isn't from DC, my friend. You've been duped.
