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*poof* 11/09/26(Mon)02:35:59 No.545904744

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*poof* Anonymous (ID: ft/YdSWT) 11/09/26(Mon)02:35:59 No.545904744 Archived

You wake up in the body of a Baptist pastor and have to tell your congregation why MAGA got annihilated in the midterms after all that praying you did together. What do you say?

Anonymous (ID: JopDNXV+)
11/09/26(Mon)02:38:05 No.545904787

Anonymous (ID: JopDNXV+) 11/09/26(Mon)02:38:05 No.545904787

>>545904744
Andrew Wilson is one of the biggest kikes carrying water for MIGGERS and he is Eastern Orthodox.

Anonymous (ID: S5PX5WuR)
11/09/26(Mon)02:38:07 No.545904789

Anonymous (ID: S5PX5WuR) 11/09/26(Mon)02:38:07 No.545904789

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>>545904744

Anonymous (ID: s+suBTa1)
11/09/26(Mon)02:39:13 No.545904814

Anonymous (ID: s+suBTa1) 11/09/26(Mon)02:39:13 No.545904814

>>545904744
Pastors shouldn't be politicking in church and it used to be illegal.

Anonymous (ID: WWXzsVPU)
11/09/26(Mon)02:39:49 No.545904835

Anonymous (ID: WWXzsVPU) 11/09/26(Mon)02:39:49 No.545904835

You all didn’t support Israel enough. I wish my parish was all Indians!

Anonymous (ID: 41NIj72g)
11/09/26(Mon)02:41:29 No.545904880

Anonymous (ID: 41NIj72g) 11/09/26(Mon)02:41:29 No.545904880

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>>545904744
We simply didn't bless israel enough my fellow goys. May god strike our wicked hearts down and send us straight to hell!

Anonymous (ID: JuO7eiAT)
11/09/26(Mon)02:43:12 No.545904936

Anonymous (ID: JuO7eiAT) 11/09/26(Mon)02:43:12 No.545904936

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>>545904744
Don’t be dismayed, Gods promises are true and will occur soon enough. Be patient and wait on the Lord, again I say be courageous and wait on the Lord.

Fairly easy. I take it you never really read the Bible?

Anonymous (ID: /dYI1Psn)
11/09/26(Mon)02:45:30 No.545904999

Anonymous (ID: /dYI1Psn) 11/09/26(Mon)02:45:30 No.545904999

>>545904744
>Ladies and gentleman, I was wrong. The real congregation is in the church across the street.
>points at Catholic church

Anonymous (ID: KXXOgtfT)
11/09/26(Mon)02:47:38 No.545905051

Anonymous (ID: KXXOgtfT) 11/09/26(Mon)02:47:38 No.545905051

>>545904744
I would rebuke them all. Then I would pull up my coalburning daughter and start disciplining her in front of the church pointing out that her behavior up until now was what caused this. Then I would have the church drag queen lynched by the chuds who woke up in the bodies of the church audience.

Anonymous (ID: KXXOgtfT)
11/09/26(Mon)02:48:33 No.545905071

Anonymous (ID: KXXOgtfT) 11/09/26(Mon)02:48:33 No.545905071

>>545904999
>the nigger and kike loving spawn of Rome is the "real congregation"
Nice try Satan.

Anonymous (ID: yMaJe7ca)
11/09/26(Mon)02:49:35 No.545905108

Anonymous (ID: yMaJe7ca) 11/09/26(Mon)02:49:35 No.545905108

>>545904744
I say this"

Fuck the US. Death to the USA.
America is the Synagogue of Satan.
>Fuck the US. Death to the USA. America is the Synagogue of Satan.
Fuck the US. Death to the USA.
America is the Synagogue of Satan.
>Fuck the US. Death to the USA. America is the Synagogue of Satan.
FUCK THE US. DEATH TO THE USA.
AMERICA IS THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN.
>FUCK THE US. DEATH TO THE USA. AMERICA IS THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN.

Anonymous (ID: yMaJe7ca)
11/09/26(Mon)02:50:13 No.545905118

Anonymous (ID: yMaJe7ca) 11/09/26(Mon)02:50:13 No.545905118

>>545904787
Fpbp hes Zigger Migger

Anonymous (ID: yMaJe7ca)
11/09/26(Mon)02:50:45 No.545905133

Anonymous (ID: yMaJe7ca) 11/09/26(Mon)02:50:45 No.545905133

>>545904999
Based

Anonymous (ID: 0Sa7awqj)
11/09/26(Mon)02:51:23 No.545905145

Anonymous (ID: 0Sa7awqj) 11/09/26(Mon)02:51:23 No.545905145

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God has a sense of humor.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.

Anonymous (ID: ZhGRPV8y)
11/09/26(Mon)02:59:08 No.545905350

Anonymous (ID: ZhGRPV8y) 11/09/26(Mon)02:59:08 No.545905350

>>545904835
The only way to support Israel, you see
Is to baptize your women in the bibi sea
>>545839910

Anonymous (ID: QNIWyAtB)
11/09/26(Mon)03:33:37 No.545906421

Anonymous (ID: QNIWyAtB) 11/09/26(Mon)03:33:37 No.545906421

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>>545904744
I wouldn't give a shit and go non-stop full 16th century Protestant straight out cursing jews, calling out Rome as the whore of Babylon and denouncing the USA as the image of the beast and false prophet.