>Sales of tinned food and bottled water jump after 'Be Ready' campaign launchhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqev3vl4ek33o>After my kind and funny mum was diagnosed with dementia she was handed a leaflet ... and that was ithttps://www.dailymail.com/health/article-16278955/mum-dementia.html>Horror as UK politician rapes terrified woman and burns her with red-hot knifehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2264910/horror-uk-politician-rapes-terrified>David Walliams is celebrity behind sex claims injunctionhttps://archive.ph/zgEdw>‘Double amputees run marathons,’ says Badenoch as she proposes £36bn cuts to disability and other benefitshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/nov/10/badenoch-conservative-welfare-cuts-disability-benefits-burnham-politics-latest-news-updates>Teacher banned over late-night WhatsApp messages to pupilhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/teacher-banned-whatsapp-messages-b3082214.html>Rejoining EU should be ‘long-term objective’ for UK – Scottish Labour leaderhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/andy-burnham-europe-brussels-prime-minister-snp-b1304299.html>Hundreds more prisoners to walk free today in latest phase of early release schemehttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-11-10/hundreds-more-prisoners-to-walk-free-in-latest-phase-of-early-release-scheme
>>545983602What's best country to retire in bros? Want to retire early.Thinking one of those super cheap rural japanese houses for 3m per year, and maybe other SEA country, then come back to UK when it gets too hot. No I won't learn japanese.
>>545983602Rape British Children
>>545983705>3m per year3 million pound or 3 months
>>545983705Filtered.
>>545983705I dont think its that simple getting to japan m8. They are importing millions of pakis and poos though.Thailand is still cheap, depends on how much money you've got really. In south america uruguay is good standard of living, low taxes and functions properly as a country... if a little unexciting.
fixed
>>545983705England GBbut only after we've boxed clever like danny tommo
>>545983882Yikes.
>>545983800News blackout on this story.
>>545983959clearly he isnt famous enough to be worth making a fuss over
>>545983800He was french. Fucking eh citizens coming over here and raping children. Thank god for Brexit.
>>545983705stay and fight for your volk
>>545983800Skinned alive, crucified, and put on the coast. With an IV of drugs to keep him awake and conscious while the salty sea breeze caresses his flayed meat.
>>545983959I looked it up to see it wasn't fake. Plenty news reports about it.
>>545983800>>545983959>>545984054Mutt ragebait.>A man has appeared in court charged with the murder of his two-year-old daughter.>Kevin Kerjean, 31, is also charged with the rape and sexual assault of a girl under the age of 13.>Kerjean, a French national born in the Central African Republic, appeared at Guildford Crown Court via video-link from HMP Wandsworth and spoke via an interpreter to confirm his name.>Surrey Police confirmed that Kerjean was the father of a child who was found dead at a property in Pyrcroft Road, in Chertsey, on Thursday evening.>He was remanded into custody until the next hearing, at the same court, on 14 September.>In a statement, the police force said: "We can confirm that the victim was the daughter of Kevin Kerjean.">The victim was not named in court, but the Crown Prosecution Service later said her name was Assia Kerjean.>According to a police spokesperson, the Home Office has confirmed Kerjean legally entered the UK and applied for European Union Settled Status in December 2020.
>>545983811Think I had a stroke. It was supposed to say: like $3,000. You can pick up super cheap rural properties they basically give them away.>>545983852On a UK passport you can stay 3months no issues and extend to 6months - this is tourist visa. Assumes you dont' stay more than 6 months in a year, and don't work. Yeah, I haven't looked into south america - but a lot of the places seem dodgy like they'll kidnap you and cut your balls off for ten shekels.
>>545983959It's on the BBC bruv.
>>545984128oh, trois milletres chic
>>545984054Could give him the cartel MTF surgery.
>>545984148>BBCbig black childkiller
>>545984021>>545983959Your government wants it to happen. Fat kyke judges beat off to such stories
>>545983800How exactly did this happen? What scenario could your toddler be snatchable by an ooga booga man in the first place.
am i missing something.since when is this a crime?this shit is getting ridiculous now.women have never been more whorish yet male public figures are held to puritanical standards unprecedented since the middle ages.
>>545984269>>545984116
>>545984269The kid was his and it happened at home. The tweet is more than likely from a Russian propaganda account trying to stir shit up.
>>545984027french only on paper.he's from CAR.
>>545984228correct. it's classic hermetic inversion via marxism and jewry
>>545984291>Noor Nanji
>>545984337>he's from CARAs are most french. He's french.
Josh is going to get 10000 years in prison for all the sex he’s had with teenage prime breeding material
>>545984337Yeah but CAR was a former french colony so his family were like subjugated to french rule and torture which meant that he had a difficult upbringing which manifested itself through the crimes he unintentionally committed
>>545984116It’s ok that he killed a child because it wasn’t one of ours this time! It’s ok that his brother is hanging out at the local shopping mall. Britain. Genuinely asking, how did you rule over so much of the world for so long? I guess it’s easy to shoot shots kind without arms lol. Bongs are disgusting.
>>545983800Wait. If he's a nigger why is his daughter white?
Me rn (I don't smoke)
>>545984326>>545984116Ta lads. Seemed a bit fake to me. And fuck you to the anon for pulling something from X without due diligence
>>545984116Trial is January 2027 and he's at HMP Wandsworth along with Russel Brand
Kek
>>545984457time for a j
>>545984291>since when is this a crime?it isnt. this is all the reputational takedown precursor to a criminal proceeding where the jury will be irreparably biased against himhe's would be headed to end up with brand except he has fuck you money so can afford the top tier lawyers who might just be able to get him acquitted
>>54598450412 year old humour/outdated meme template
>>545984510You rn (you do smoke)
>>545984450Doesn't say it was his own toddler and I'd assume that picture is not the victim anyway because of data protection.
>>545984540I laffed
>>545984116this story got virtually no news coverage outside of local news sections.which is bizarre. rape and murder of a toddler. should have been headline news.but we all know why it wasn't.his trial will also be buried in local news sections.
>>545984450>bleached
>>545984591>Doesn't say it was his own toddler>In a statement, the police force said: "We can confirm that the victim was the daughter of Kevin Kerjean."Why are they using a pic of a white child?
>>545984580im high asf
>>545984658Mutt ragebait.
>>545984446The point is that key details were left out to make it seem like a white kid was snatched raped and killed. That's what makes it bait.
>Water drumming in C.A.R https://x.com/For_Film_Fans/status/2120105836517188003?a=7Eu8sxZX2I9RLaEEMAs&s=19It's actually pretty good
>>545984658>was the daughterFair play.>WhyI don't know why. I just had a quick scan of a couple other articles and none of them had a picture of a child at all, let alone a white one so we can probably assume it's something America Recharged added for emotional reaction.
>>545984679And people fall for it. Sad.
>David Walliams shows are getting removed from iplayerees fooked
>>545984116>baitHe still raped and killed the toddler, though? Then kill him.
>>545983800Wow a ragebait twitter post instead of a lynching. We’re winning the culture war
>>545984831Aye. Racial rage baiting when I'm trying to build a head of steam over a man abusing his comedy powers to pull a 19yo.
>yeah we can't innovate or build anything in this country and that's a good thing
>>545984901>that ID
>>545984993Is it because of bames? Will we "win" because of wogs?
>>545983705May you never have a home. If you won't fight for where you live, just die, worthless anglokike.
>>545984291It's finally dawned on me that 95% of UK adults are incels and femcels. These are the ones calling you incels on the internet. It also explains why everyone is soo damn quick to jump on this sex purity spiraling. Fucking hell it's like everyone's a secular version of a monk/nun.>Ooofy doofy redditor men and their wifes>35+ single roasties>Brainrot zoomer males>The true-cels >Porn, heavily restrictedOnly demographic remaining now are the chads and 20 something females but now the chads are going to be thinking really fucking carefully now on from what they're getting involved with. I guess younger Christian couples might be O.K if they don't fall in the oofy doofy category.
>>545985043The more pip retard spackers we have the more winning we have.
>>545984764Who cares all children that young are pure souls and spiritually white. It’s more important to note that he shouldn’t be in the UK to begin with. They have to use a white kids picture to get retards to see the higher point and engage.
>>545984116>Kerjean legally entered the UK and applied for European Union Settled Status in December 2020.No he didn't, some do gooder applied on his behalf, how community minded of them.
>>545983800The fact this nigger is in the country at all is a problem, even if the kid's a shitskin too. He could've killed an actual human child instead.
Shift change.
>>545984993>willydunn
>>545984326>Russian propaganda Nobody is going to forget that Zelenskike was ready to make peace with Russia before Boris flew him to Bonglandistan just to tell him "NO."
>>545985187>They have to use a white kids picture to get retards to see the higher point and engage.Yes that is the technique you're right. But it's a Russian propaganda post designed to rile up racial tensions and civil unrest in Britain. Little do the Russians know that nobody really cares about other people's kids here.
>>545985035Fuck. We've been infiltrated. Abandon bread!
What celebrity should I accuse of Rape lads? Its a fucking free for all now
>>545985111new puritan erabeen thinking it for a whilei reckon it all started from giving gays rights
>>545985385>rile up racial tensionsYou are such a fucking faggot.
>>545985414harvey price
>>545985455how is this not rape?
>>545985378Didn't happen. That is quite literally Russian propaganda. Among other things the deal fell apart due to the fact that Ukraine discovered Russian war crimes in Bucha and Irpin.
>>545985414Brian Blessed.
>>545985455I'm not saying racial tension aren't real I am saying the Russians exploit and promote them.
>>545985495He's American. It's pointless using reason.
They should remake Full Metal Jacket with Harvey price as Pvt.Pyle
>>545985385Axel Rudedudeakana status? Probably playing ps5 in British “jail” waiting eagerly for GTA6. You’d have a leg to stand on if you didn’t also have actual browns killing your kids too. Embarrassing nation, failed state that’s got police out there chasing cat callers instead of using the baton like it used to
>>545985464ffs you've done me
>>545985616Please stop trying to ruin good things.
>>545985620You guys also have black and brown immigrants
>>545983602
>>545985495>>545985554Some retarded Slavic tribes are killing each other far away and you guys act like you have a stake in it more than you do in your literal own country Is it Russian propaganda or just a valid critique of how gay and retarded your society has become and that it shouldn’t go around moral policing and pontificating to anyone? Maybe you need to make better propaganda or actually have a position to put out there other than being on your knees all the time
>>545985627>you've done meno, he's done you. remember to keep your story straight.
anyone got that old picture of ed miliband blended into a dark sky in the background of a destroyed london?
>>545985425Indeed the irony, is very thick. What are the conditions exactly for a healthy regular sex? Stability/Marriage? Didn't work for the oofy doofy which I know plenty of sexless marriages sex is reserved for birthdays and anniversarys only and it done begrudgingly. Not being sub 5? I don't fully buy into the black-pill shit as I know plenty of goblin looking couple who don't struggle. Maybe it's an aura thing? You can smell the onions sometimes before I've even gotten to know someone in conversation.
>>545985731Go post in can/pol/.Oh, you don't have one.
>>545983800The story is true - the photo is a stock image
>>545985495It quite literally did happen anglokike. Ukrainians were retards who voted a kike in as their president. They also believed Songbird and Ladybugs that the kikes in America would give them money and troops, ROFLMAO!
>>545985695A curious coincidence that this happens so often, surely.
>>545986045You lost tranny
rape int good lad it's pretty fucking wrong likecan't be doing it ladthey did it in wars and thatwe're in peacetime it's not a good thing lad
>>545986027the child wasn't white either as the nig nog is the father
>>545985991>What are the conditions exactly for a healthy regular sex?wrong place to be asking that
>>545984033>>545985047>Muh stay and fight!And what does that consist of? Going to prison or (((vooooooting))). Lol, lmao even.
>>545986164not arsed
>>545983602When is the big drone attack on UK airbases due?I see the US have evacuated all its aircraft now that they know its coming soon.Prime Minister Andeh wittered some bullshit about >"the protection of our bases, both in the UK and across the world, is a top priority, we work closely with the police and our allies to protect our sites".Which means nothing.
Cor, bit chilly init? What temp have you set your thermostat to lads?
Tempted to get a ps5 just for gta6.Bit retarded but I am a retard.
>>545985111The UK has always been doing some sort of purity spiralling - in my lifetime anyway. Always something to clutch your pearls about.
>>545985414Ed Sheeran
>>545986101Ukraine agreed to no NATO after the initial Russian invasion, until Zelensky was pressured/bought off/blackmailed by the US and UK (following Boris Johnson's visit to Kiev) to fight Russia, receiving a guarantee of full NATO support. Zelensky is a faggot kike.
Anyone got that screencap explaining the Hibernian Question?
>>545985620>Pot calling the kettle brown>Canada
>>545986390Buy a 5080 machine
>>54598638220C it's not calibrated properly though so it's more like 18, i put some thermal insulation behind the radiators yesterday. I think it's making a difference, seems to warm up very quickly. I also got new carpet and good underlay this year and it's keeping the temp up longer than the £100 for 25m2 industial shit i had before.
Rape must have been extremely common during periods of war
>Tempted to get a ps5 just for gta6.
>>54598638221 degreesi've got a dehumidifier i set the temperature to -20 degrees on a timer for each pot noodle of the day
>>545986647Predictable once you understand that mass migration is a Capitalist policy and Capitalist parties will always support it.
>>545986647How has bro hit the wall so hard in fives years, the fuck.
>>545986382I no longer have a thermostat. I got a new eccicientboiler and thermostatic valves in each room. They are fucking useless and am now getting a thermostat fitted again.
>>545986449You lost tranny
>>545983602>that OP picthats the kinda shit that needs to be spammed on twitter.
GOOD MORNING
>>545986390out of stock, ps5 pro is £1300 now, fucking lol
>>545986382I don't bother with it, because it's in the bedroom which runs warm since it's south facing. Just open all windows for 15m in morning, and wack of heating for 30m.
>>545985385>to rile up racial tensionsThe wogs don't need any help with that.
>>545986775>thermostatic valvesThe only seem to have two settings ON / OFF, even though it goes from 1-5.
>>545986854>OI ME FUCKING BING BING WAHOO MACHINE>OWWWW STOP STABBING ME IM TRYING TO PLAY ME GAMES
>>545986811Text needs to be bigger for all the boomers.
>>545986850Just another day in the office innit.
>>545986811Ah yeah the boomers will change their VOOOOOOTE, and not just vote for the party that promises the most gibs.
>>545983852>dont think its that simple getting to japan m8. They are importing millions of pakis and poos though.It’s even funnier that they are tightening the residency requirements for westerners at the same time. German YouTuber NihonGo for example reports about having troubles getting permanent residency (after having his citizenship request denied mind you) despite having a nip spouse and kids (Race traitors get the rope btw) Like clockwork
>>545984671>What your avg bugwoman looks like
Watched the David Walliams doc and it's how he 'groomed' 20 year old women
Mad how Iceland was founded by viking men and their enslaved Irish/Scottish concubines
>>545986198he's back
>>545986763Elected politicians if not outright cokeheads are total alcoholics who spunk tax payers' money on expensive wine and fancy restaurant dinners on a daily basis. It makes sense I suppose since those are the easiest type of people to blackmail.
>>545983602Well, there is a generation of pakistanis with one arm bigger than the other from non stop wanking over the rape crimes the state is actively protecting to smear out of accountability for the axel rudacabana "unity face" campaign.Good of Russell to take one for the team.
>>545986910You know Deano is going to take a week off Sales to play.
>>545986850Is this why they're called porch monkeys?
>>545986981shit coloured face in your mirror m8. you should clean that shit off your face, it is shit right?
>>545987030Any tips? I wouldn't mind a 20yo gf.
>>545987082
>>545986854>Sorry, this item is currently out of stock.What the shit?Also kek, I was looking at the PS5 prices (forgot the ps5 pro exists) kek holy shit that's a lot of money. Back in my days a ps3 was a lot and that was £425!
>>545983602>Horror as UK politician rapes terrified woman and burns her with red-hot knife> nine-year jail sentence.hmmm
>>545987147Step 1: be famous off the telly
>>545987030Grooming is picking up on women while white
>>545987141Whiter than snow mate - sorry to disappoint.
>>545987086>expensive wine and fancy restaurant dinnersThe restaurants and bars in parliament are subsidised actually. They eat Michelin star food at McDonald's prices.
>>545987178D'you remember penny chews?
>>545987219i dont think so m8
>>545987178Yes because the AI bubble has gobbled up all the GPUs and RAM - cheap personal computing is ogre, you'll own nothing.
>>545987196He got rebuffed mostly though.
>>545987157men want to be himwomen want to be with him
>>545987247I remember half penny chews and I also remember when they got rid of the half penny and they all doubled in price. And fucking zoomers whinge about inflation.
>>545987281That's the real shit, a predator who takes 'no' for an answe
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>545987147Option 2: go to SEA - you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick
>>545987273I bought this ram back in September 2025. It's worth £500 now!
>>545987371Do you know, when you put it like that I'm beginning to question the veracity of this story.
>>545987281They rebuffed him then went on a doc to complain 10 years later lmao
>>545987178>ps3Btw she’s turning 20 tomorrow. Also tomorrow is Rhodesian UDI day
it's mental you'd never connect russell brand and david walliams in your mind but looking back they were always going on about each other
>>545987420
>>545987420>branstonbogdan tier
>>545986647>for all GermansMass deportations won't affect Germans.
>>545987496rehearsing my best man speech for the wandsworth marriage
>>545987496Should've just bummed each other, would've saved everyone a load of hassle down the road
>>545987420>Craft bakers>Kandy barFucking GAY!
>>545987538this is just another historical instance where two men bumming each other would have fixed everything i'm afraidwe'll have to add it to the tally
>>545983800Why is an account called "America Recharged" commenting on UK affairs? Child marriage is legal in multiple US states, maybe they should sort out their own shit eh?
>>545987585The account is based in Pakistan.
>>545987517It's sad to see people can no longer afford heinz. #Broken britain
i feel like i'm adopting brands speech patterns like when walter white kills someone
>>545983800Should be allowed to walk free to show how tolerant we are.
>>545987355This.Those sherbet flying saucers. and Sherbet Dip Dab. You could get a whole bad of sweets for 12p.
>>545987496It's like you and josh being mates or something
>>545983602>>Sales of tinned food and bottled water jump after 'Be Ready' campaign launchlol make sure you fuckers put duct tape around your windows too.
>>545987642Wish Josh and I were mates. He's a proper good lad. Got quite a way with the larses down hostel too.
>>545987638Used to get two fizzy cola bottles for a penny. Then overnight it was one.
>>545987786It's a good job his hostel larp gf wasn't real. He'd be on the front page of the guardian.
>>545987642i admire josh, firmed his mothers death, getting kicked outwe take a licking and keep on kicking
Josh Team having an inbred day? Ah, that's every day kek. JT is in. In, as in inbred.
>>545988061cauldrons read melmoth the wanderer mush
>>545988165based, takes me back to 2006 when I had this as my wallpaper
>>545985695nothing to see here
>>545987420Poched salmon, kimchi, boiled eggs, cheese with a pint of milk.
>>54598638211C but I have dehumidifiers to stop it getting damp
>>545988170ok i'll read it right now
>>545988420its the cover of one of the editionsi dont think youll like it
>>545988465>it's on librivoxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIcFvVEwL6A
>>545988541im not sure its too your tastemaybe try bartley gormans biography instead
>NVIndiasaar please be to downloading the driver update saar or vishnu will burn down your house
oh, there were sins he was a wrongun
>>545988607Do they not realise that poos are only made CEO because a) they're cheap and b) they'll do whatever Mr Shekelberg wants.
>>545988607f35 soon
>>545986101>uses his indentity to insult his enemiesNAFO troons got this right at least
>>545988678the question is why is walliams being exposed for it now and not 5 or 10 years ago?did he anger ZOG in some way and this is howw hes being pnuished for it
>>545987504Kek>>545987517King of beans, you eat Asda own brand>>545987549Why the envy bender?>>545988404idk what to think of that combo
>>545988788No sar every time we are appointed as CEO it means we built these companies from the ground up and invented everything
>>545988912Kandy is a common gay bar name.
>>545988876others who upset zionists are shitting themselves, Brand veered into what they call antisemitic territory, not sure about Walliams.
>>545988876Exactly. Same week as Brand. No way it's just coincidence. Not that I like any of them.
>>545989019*CohenCidenence
>>545989019It's just retrospective morality. What was accepted behaviour in the 90s has been criminalised by modern day feminist puritans (for straight males only) and they are now seeking victims to harrangue from the past to bolster their arguments of tomorrow.They will use these examples to further strip men of rights in the future.
>>545989071pretty monstrous representation you got there
>>545985495It quite literally did happen and the US doesn't even deny it.
>>545988607i want a chink for technology its like having a non white doctor just doesn't feel right.
>>545986647so he's getting israeli money
buy a dehumidifier
>>545988912Its healthy.
>>545988980Only someone who commonly frequents gay bars would know that. Something you wanna share with the rest of the thread?
>>545988980You frequent they kind of establishments often or just have a keen interest in gay bar names?
blocko was here this morning and no one even asked him about his court case
It's going to be endlessly funny if these indictments against the Trump regime succeed and they bleed over to Farage and the Reform crowd and they're completely toast before the election.
Watching homeland season 2 and a geezer says:>I'm cookedSo it's not actually a new saying as I thought it was
>>545989161
>>545989685I called him a willy smoking crackhead
>>545989685Its because we don't care.
How does one avoid becoming a rapist
>The English don't existJews use the same tactic against Palestinians. They will say "there is no such thing as Palestine", "Palestianians don't exist", "they are just Arab invaders", "Muslim invaders" etc
>>545989845Go monk mode.
>>545989834I want him convicted then deported
>>545989890I don't care.
Every Israeli is a Palestinian
>>545989860Serves em right for being such tools to higher powers
>>545989845Become BAME
>>545987496How is that "mental"?
>>545990006They're all Asian (Chinese)
>>545989951You will when he assaults someone you care about in one of his drunken half-breed rampages.
>>545990191The people I care about can defend themselves.
>>545986885They do. They dont control radiator temp, they turn it on and off.
>>545990268You don't have a single woman or child you care about?
>>545989860Introduced by this guyhttps://x.com/JoshBabarinde/status/2120098581851820379>Allow me to explain your ethnicity to you and how it includes me>Previously referred to himself as Nigerian in House of Commons
>>545989159Just white man tho it seemsPakis mistreat their wives all the time
>>545990372Based. The right wing rising is over. Mutts voted culture war crap out. Just take your negros and shut up.
>>545989588>>545989605I've drunk in gaybars as a straight man, yes. I'm comfortable with my sexuality. It's wholly possible to be around gays without having sex you know.
>>545990372He's doubling down on this shite is he?
>>545990356I'm filtering you now, Cathy Newman.
>>545989845Kill yourself after having sex. It's the only way.
>>545990572:(
>>545989845become muslim, their magic book says it's fine
>>545990467If you combine the votes of reform, restore and conservatives it tells you more people are voting right wing
>>545990550Buggery isn't sex, Anon.
>>545990286Mine never turn off so I have to keep going and turning the boiler on and off. Fucking thermostat used to work fine. Modern shit sucks arse.
>>545983602Joke country innit
>>545990701That it is
still the goyim wont resist if they do theyll shut it down so the rest stays docile very good good very good
>>545984540Of course a britbong would say that. Ofcom would come after you for not.
>>545990415I always forget England is full of Pakis. Don't really think of them much here. You're right though.
>>545990690it is possible to fix things, just thought you should know
>>545986382It's turned down.I turn it to around 15 degrees when I want the heating on.
Wish I had a black GF
>>545990550The only reason a truly straight man would enter a gay bar is for drugs, not to sit and nurse a pint
>>545990753How terminally online are you to know what ofcom is? Are you a Teaboo or something
Nursing my bf's dick in my hole
how crazy is it that after a 2hr long show under bright lights that whore put her tongue up his sweaty shitty anus while her friend did the blowjob? Then she claims he raped her up the ass some other time? DID YOU ASK HIM IF HE WANTED YOUR TONGUE UP THERE? WELL?
>>545990799I am aware of that. It's why I'm removing the modern pish and going back to a centralised thermostat. Which is slightly annoying as I redecorated after removing the old one.
>>545990830I'm not afraid of the gays you big poof. A pub is a pub.
>>545990690On the bright side you'll contribute to the GDP when the valves fail in a years time and you'll decide to get them all replaced again.
>>545990891Turn about is fair play, that's what I say.
>>545990961Already there. They didn't fail. They just don't work as advertised.
I was looking for a scranAnd then I found a scranAnd heaven knows I'm nibbling now
>>545990801I have my heating off. Never switched it on. I live in flats and all mu heat comes from those around me. They have to turn theirs up higher because my flat is the cold one in the middle.
>>545990648Doesnt matter, once they get into power their numbers will evaporate. People will see that they dont have any magical solutions. Immigrants will not leave, economy will not be unfucked, Old Britain will not return etc. Its all slopulism smoke and mirrors, you'll see.
>>545990974if a woman ever tried any of that ass shit with me i legit might snap and get myself incarcerated
>>545990948Love Boutique at the Arches was a kino night
>>545991067This.The only way is further decline now. Get out.
>>545991059>They have to turn theirs up higher because my flat is the cold one in the middle.Based.
>>545991059>Lives in flat>Can't afford heatChrist. I'll remember to add a tin of beans to the foodbank box next time I go shopping.
What's for din dins lads?
>>545990903ok, keep me updated
>>545990372>you dont have to be a cat to be a tiger
>>545990891The rusty trombone
>>545991231I>>545991231N>>545991231C>>545991231
>>545991204Got a spam fritter supper and a chip roll coming.
>>545991204Had a square bowl of gayness, was good
>>545991059Get up in the ceiling space one day, you might be able to access their power and warm your flat for free
>>545984883The press has digested Brand, Walliams is their next course
Few years ago i bummed my missus on a monday and a wednesday, and then on following friday i was plapping away and i took it out of the pink, rubbed it on the stink and popped it in. She reached back and pushed me away and said "not today". I had to go and wash my knob then continued hammering away at the pink.Ever since Brands conviction i feel there is now a sword of damaclese above me and can't sleep due to the worry.I have bummed her a few times since with no objection so i reckon i will be ok, but i just can't be sure now.Once i even jizzed up her arse after she told me not to, so there is that n'all.
>>545991445>remember and tell me when you’re gonna cumSoz, I forgot, again
>>545984883Hate this performative nonsense. The BBC employed him to make these shows, gave him fame and made him a multimillionaire. So did ITV. They must've known what he was at the time, and yet he continued to get work. Now that the game's up, they wash their hands of him and pretend he never existed.
Here in London it's so bad, that they are putting anti-theft security tags on the packs of peanuts and the cans of red bull, I'm not joking. It's crazy.
>>545989860>fight for ZOG>gets fucked by ZOGdeserved for serving jews
>>545990748>Say true things>Sent to prison for itOr>Lie about everything >Get rewarded
>>545991445That's a sword of damocheese mateyou've got damocheese stank on you and people walk by and they can smell it on you
>>545987030>Watched the David Walliams doc and it's how he 'groomed' 20 year old womenwhat, did was brushing their hair? sick cunt
>>545988170>melmoth the wanderergot that on me shelf.any good?
Gaiman got off pretty lightly compared to Brand and Walliams didn't he.
>>545993943tribe takes care of their own
>>545993943early life innit