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To create better shitposters to maintain our status as the best on /pol/, the brazilian government guarantees that our highschoolers are apt to condemn the Talmud and name the jew in every single political affair.

Can you answer a question of our national standardized test? 94% of test takers beat this question.

>Since the beginning of the war of Israel and the USA against Iran, the transit of ships through the Strait of Hormuz (see below) has been reduced by 95%. Satellite data of a pakistani oil transporter indicated that he navegated closer to the iranian litoral during its trip through the strait in March 15th 2026, instead of following through the central sea lane (most utilized before the war). A researcher declared that, probably, the ship was listening to iranian instructions.

>Why did the ship most likely took the alternate sea lane, under iranian control?

A) North Atlantic military conventions
B) International court rulings
C) Deals mediated by multiple strategic international interests
D) Norms of regional economic blocs
E) United Nations diplomatic decisions

The student is expected to know in-depth the meanderings of the Iran War, and of the Iran-Pakistan relations. The pool is closed, and our student needs to know the USA is utterly powerless.
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It's C as in BBC
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>>545984639
It's reading with comprehension. Not some political science
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>>545984639
F) You're a favelanigger
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>>545984639
You’re brown
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>>545984639
That not IQ question monke, that is education test
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>>545984776
This, ENEM humanities are always the same, it's always reading comprehension.
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>>545984639
C but they could have just said “because his ass would have been blown up if he didn’t”
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>>545984639
Iran would shoot them, so, uh C?
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>>545985019
5
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>>545984639
What is the correct answer? I'd assume it's C

>>545985019
5
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>>545985362
>>545985110
>>545985106
>>545984747
It is C, correct.

The USA has been powerless to unilaterally decide anything, so the ship needs to listen to Iran's instructions because the pool is closed.
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>>545984639
When I was at school, we were saying: "if you don't know the answer pick C" so C
>>545985019
5
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>>545984639
No. I'm fucking retarded and mentally ill
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>>545985106
>>545985110
>>545985362
Congratulations, now if you did this like 89 times more and wrote an essay talking about how the government can fix everything, you'd get a free ride through college.

The only cost I had the whole time was paying for the bus fare.
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>>545984639
>"We institutionalised our propaganda, chuds! athis will totally not backfire by making our monkeymen yet dumber and indoctrinated!"
Tja.
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>>545984639
This one is harder:

(Graph is reserve [red] and production [blue] in millions of tons of rare earth minerals per country, with CHINA AND BRAZIL AND INDIA being the world top reserves)

Question: The Analysis of the graph indicates that the occurrence of reserves of rare-earth minerals has the potential for...

A) Padronize the extraction of strategic resources
B) Democratize the access to scientific knowledge
C) Concentrate technological domination in center countries
D) Descentralize the industrial production of regional blocs
E) Empower the geopolitical sovereignty of emerging nations
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>>545985796
>Congratulations, now if you did this like 89 times more and wrote an essay talking about how the government can fix everything, you'd get a free ride through college.
Sounds like a sweet deal.
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>>545985888
>telling people the truth is now indoctrination

All students need to know that the USA was mercilessly beaten and pushed around, and that Iranny won and that they'd better listen to iranian instructions if they want to survive.

Also, we can't ignore that Israel is needlessly blamed for the war, when it is barely relevant to the question. Just for that extra humiliation.
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>>545986022
Only good thing about this country is the access to education, unironically. Our best institutions are accessible to both rich and poor, provided they can perform well. Even foreigners can come here and do this test and get in university.

Meanwhile americans need to work HomeDepot if dad can't send them to college.

I wonder how many smart people are wasted in the USA because they can't get magical piece of paper due to poverty.

>>545985796
It is still nice that we make sure that our students know at least something about the world they live in.
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>>545986022
It is admittedly one of the few good points about hueland, but at the same time it's kinda worthless because unless you get some fancy government job (also acquired through exams) or have the right connections, you're probably gonna be earning about as much as the guy with an elementary school education.
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>>545984639
Nigga I'm higher than a fucking satellite



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