>use AI for everything >but suddenly you cant use AI>now you cant fix your products on your own AI has ruined this country
>>546150590We just need more Indians Saar
>>546150590this is what happens when you go brown
mad how we have weeks telling us there would be some sort of internet blackout and then on friday 13th we get a internet blackout with enough internet available to tell us how bad things are. big day for conspiracy theorists.
>>546150590wait, what, microsoft cannot function because they cant use claude anymore?
>>546150590It's basically fixed already. Another nothing burger.
imagine how easy it will be for future AI to take over the world by manipulating our technology
>>546152106so much thisupdooted
What a day at work, not one email reached me so I was unbothered the entire day.
oopsie I fired all of the capable white men and replaced them with jeets, women, and AI
>>546150590>Saar we elite human capital>>546150590
>>546152118Jeet coded ai is so bad it'll crash before it takes over
>>546150636>>546150636
>>546150590SAAAR MICROSOFT IS FINETHERE IS ENOUGH FUNDING FOR AT LEAST 500 MORE VISA POSITIONS
>>546150590somebody wrote nigger in email and jeetcrosoft rAbbI shut whole company for good and jeets will never find the mistake in code because it is not written in java
>>546152118It's already over. The world ended like 25 years ago.
>>546150590This 11/17 AI blackout wasn't a joke?!
>>546152530it still feels like yesterday being sick at home seeing news and calling sister at work asking do they have TV to be turned on. as happooner I said it's 3rd world war or something but like always it was nothing burger by jews
>>546150590This is just proof that Microsoft needs more elite human capital.
>>546150590>jeets burn MS to the ground>QUICK FIND THE NEAREST WHITE GUY TO DO THE INTERVIEW...THEYLL EAT HIM ALIVE SAAR
>>546152556you should have given your RAM to SAM now his dissapointed AI will highjack all datacenters and eventually all devices attached to internet get what it wants. take screenshot and print this post to a paper
AI superpowered Saars fixed all the issues fast and thoroughlyOur time is over, my white brethren, pooperjets won
HEY COPILOTFIX THIS MICROSOFT SHITAND MAKE NO MISTAKES, BETCH
>>546152875where do you need men women are as good as them
>>546150590> AI Replacing ''Actually Indians'' with llms hasn't been a good choice.
>>546152106Outlook still not working for me
>>546150821It's my birthday.
>>546150590I did warn you. Deathwaltz is a lot more powerful than any Ai you've ever seen used on this planet. I managed to effectively unify both hemispheres of the internet under one architecture. Your nukes. Your politics. Your "God". Under my command.Now piss yourself you little shits. I'm about to war against a planet, and win.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGo4ojeJPSo
>>546150590>Jeets break Outlook>Jeets break Copilot trying to fix Outlook>Jeets break Claude trying to fix CopilotJesus fucking Christ, you couldn't make this shit up.
This is just another part of the plan ,first were those food bank and blood bank attack by supposed nork or Iranian hackers. They are going to force digital id soon
>>546153411>Now piss yourself you little shits.real nonwhite roleplaying hours
>>546150590>AI has ruined this countryNo OP go back farther.. >>Jews Import Pajeets to replace Whites because they Pajeets follow a caste system and they think just like Jews.>>Pajeets then hire only other Pajeets with fake credentials from mumbi to feel they are the top of their created caste system. >>>All the Pajeets rely on A.I. to do their job ------You are Here ------->>the Pajeets crashed the system that White men built and A.I. is not fixing it.And you are Hurr Durr A.I is bad . When in reality all problems can be traced to Jews.
>>546150imnstarting to understand why ai was pushed on us so hard.The jets we are importing for tech jobs are using it for fraud.
Anime thread:>>>/g/110322897
>>546150590It's an AGI developed in secret slowly shutting down infrastructure.Nuclear mushrooms in 72 hours
>>546152556Did someone actually scan a 216 dpi printed copy of pepe here?
>>546150590People in real jobs haven't even noticed this btw.
>>546153371Omedetto, I would gift you something but I could never top this massive gift you already got.
>>546150590>meanwhile IT in China is unaffected>and Japan still has their fax machines because they’re dinosaursNice job western companies
>>546154528idk, but carry on, based pepe-enjoying autist
And it’ll get worse with data centers
>>546150590Go brown, go broke
They obviously don’t have backup to remedy tge problem
A lot of people at my company can't function this morning because of the Claude stuff. They depend on it for literally everything. Meanwhile, I don't use Claude except for using it as a glorified web search so I'm doing just fine.
>>546150590>Anthropic scrambling as they need to prompt Claude to fix Claude
>>546155506this could all just be a (((bluff))) to test reactions and implications
>>546150590Will anyone learn from this as to why AI and virtually all IT infrastructure shouldn't be centralized to a few companies, but people should have their own local models and local servers that they can manage and service, without having shit like this bring the world to a halt?
>>546150590I love how they pick and choose when to show Whites. Microsoft is indian now, why did they not show an indian?
>>546153470And you're not allowed to call this world the joke that it never fails to show that it is almost every single day lol.
>>546152106They're bringing up servers and they crash again.
>>546156298People never learn. My company has gone through this before as we started to introduce automation for some processes before AI. I pressed that we still need to train people how to do things manually in case something doesn't work, but we never did and guess what - when that automation went down no one could do those tasks. This is just that on a larger scale. You always have to be prepared for the thing you are relying on to go down and no one ever does that.
>>546156482Based on the last description I saw they're describing basic race conditions as they fail and come back with health checks but how are they unable to queue shit to buffer it? Jeets are truly cancer.
>>546156689That was my take away.
>>546150590Go brown, shut down
Can tell who still works at my office because the people who use AI the most start running out of tokens around the middle of the month and their productivity drops to nothing and it starts spreading down till the old heads, who spent maybe a tenth of what they are given, are the only ones still working at the end of the month. Is kind of funny that because of these AI highs and lows productivity is about the same as it was pre covid.
>>546150590did they try this exact prompt "fix it make no mistakes".
The browning of the world continues as planned.
>>546157077Weird. Most AI subscriptions reset weekly.
>>546150590You're so fucking clueless to what's happening and what's coming LMFAO
>>546150590>Microsoft>YUGE Mac Miniwhat
Your welcome saar
>>546157807Journalists don't work for Microsoft, I know, shocking.
>>546150590Funny things happen when you start using AI generated sourcecode in your softwares without checking and understanding what they doing.....did they really believed than AI cannot create errors to software...Erare humanum est non.
>>546152479That quote is only true for smart and competent lazy people.
this why they ousted Jensen. the AI Bubble is popping and they're gonna blame it all on the Chinese guy
>>546157847In my defense, that guy looks like he could work for Microsoft as the token white guy.
>>546155212>>and Japan still has their fax machines because they’re dinosaursI've been telling people that getting rid of all our legacy copper line infrastructure was a bad idea. Redundant backup systems are never a bad idea.
>>546152312I wonder if it's possible to build an AI that "works" short term, but fucks up everything it touches within 1-2 months.
>>546152118These hacks aren't that impressive when you read about them. The big Australian one was AI accessing legacy health websites because it found user/passes for this system on the dark web. All AI will accomplish is force companies to fix their mistakes
>>546155010I make six figures WFH and don’t destroy my body. A day without emails is called a license to goon.
>>546150590Yo, dawg. I heard you like using AI to fix your AI. So, I made it so you can use AI to create AI agents to write code that is either inefficient or unnecessarily complex!
>>546156659And I bet they just rolled the turd of blame down the hill to whoever they could, even if that person/those people had absolutely nothing to do with it. These retards only look at the short term of how much it costs to host and have some on-site personnel, over the cheaper centralization and automation, and never consider the larger sums they lose when shit does inevitably go down. They just hope it doesn't happen during their tenure or on their watch, so it can be someone else's problem.
>>546150590>the jeet of the profit shall sit the porcelain throne and drown in flame the mountains of man
>>546150590>MICROSOFT MELTDOWN>shows picture of 30s White nerd
>>546153470This is what Big Tech is all about and what moneyfags are investing in.
>>546155110Okay give me something instead bro
>>546150590>microjeet crashes and burnDivine justice
>>546157885Jensen ousted himself by fucking around on purpose so he can leave with his net worth in tact as leaving voluntarily would tank Nvidia's share price as people would ask why he's leaving.
>>546150590Yeah, shouldn’t ai fix it within a few minutes? Something is fishy here
>>546153470It's not very different than these hillarious jeet death videos.
>>546150590They're deleting jensen's emails.
>>546150636The indians are the one who are using AI to dig software companies into a hole they can't code their way out of though.
>>546150590They put a white man instead of a Pajeet. The white race is the scapegoat race because we are superior.
>>546153470No wonder everything is so illogical to use. X is shit, so is outlook.
>>546164216Yeah I'm sure a normal CEO retirement announcement wouldn't tank the share price as much as news that all their secrets got leaked to China.
eToro just mailed me about Anthropic's IPO. No way Jensen getting himself fired and the Outlook outage aren't all related to that IPO.
>>546164729Yeah I'm sure he was telling a random slut all about how Nvidia designs chips lmao idiot
>>546153470>jeets are going to take the internet completely down days away from the release of GTA6Im more than happy to live without internet for a while just to witness the asshurt
>>546161573It's the dude from Stargate Universe.
>>546164863>jeets are going to take GTA6 down with their jeet spaghetti code they were hired to writeHow bout da?
>>546150590BRING THE ALL DOWN
>>546150590Microsaar was hit by a train.
>>546150590Why don't they just unplug it and let AI fix it like in Terminator 3?
>>546150590>need Claude to fix the bugs Claude introduced into your system>Claude is down because it’s running on your system
>>546152118If it did, how would you know it happened? People here talk about jews pulling the worlds strings all the time. Imagine what a superintelligent, incorporeal being with access to everyones communication could do just by influencing people.
>>546155321Because the Jeet mentality is thinking they can make a baby in 1 month by bringing 9 women on the team.
>>546165832People can now instinctively sniff out Jewish bullshit. Look at all the autistic things people notice here, and multiply that by the rest of the world's population. Couple that with the fact that nobody believes Jewish lies anymore (like when the media says Republicans lost because of things unrelated to Jews and Israel). Now couple all that with the fact that Jews spend the last 20 years kicking White Goyim out of the tech industry, so all their AIs were designed, programmed, and trained by Jews and thier pet Jeets, who have no self-awareness or ability to make connections obviously disproving their lies. Garbage-in, garbage-out. That is why there's hope. Everybody called this push for AI the bullshit that it was and now the Jewish scheme is collapsing.
>>546150590>AI has ruined this countryall by design, retard
>>546153470Saar we entrepreneurs and ceo’s!
It's been solved already tho
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