>FAA ISSUES NATIONWIDE GROUND STOP>NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CONFIRMS RADAR OUTAGEWHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2121355222123688168https://edition.cnn.com/2026/11/13/us/faa-nationwide-ground-stophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3s7bpc4sI4
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING!
why did the big yahoo do this
>>546180086It’s happening.
WE DON'T NEED TWENTY THREADS YOU SUB-HUMAN GREEK NIGGER
if this is really the end, I hope it doesn't hurt
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!
Aliems when?
>>546180086Nothingburger.
>>546180086SOMETHING
The files must be really something else
!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!US AIRFORCE SAID IT RESPONDED TO MISSILE ATTACK IN GUAM!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!
imagine all the negresses in the us right now not knowing what to do
can you guys stop trolling, serious posts only below this post
>>546180086ITS THE BIG ONE
It's the slop smart aiThe FAA Is Rolling Out Its AI Air Traffic Tool Nationwide>https://gizmodo.com/the-faa-is-rolling-out-its-ai-air-traffic-tool-nationwide-2000839347
Time to revolt against the government. Move out boys
GAUM?!
>>546180086Wake up retard rogue AI destroyed Microsoft and communications flight radar systems.
WWIII before GTA VI?
We’ve lost contact with Taiwan
>>546180114Last one from me, have a good night anons!
>>546180086planes groundedships collidingbuildings collapsing
Imagine all the people who will be stuck somewhere tonight and have sexual affairs with strangers.
>>546180163Wood berry
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN TAIWAN>SIRENS GOING OFF IN TAIWAN>SIRENS GOING OFF IN TAIWAN>SIRENS GOING OFF IN TAIWAN>SIRENS GOING OFF IN TAIWAN
>Jeet spaghetti code made a stinky poopoo
SMART system not so smart afterall
GUAM ATTACKED I REPEAT GUAM ATTACKED
>>546180086everything, but as always, also nothing
>>546180167it's ayylmaos
>spacex saying fuck it we ball
I know, I know I've let you downI've been a fool to myselfI thought that I could live for no one elseBut now, through all the hurt and painIt's time for me to respectThe ones you love mean more than anythingSo, with sadness in my heartFeel the best thing I could doIs end it all and leave foreverWhat's done is done, it feels so badWhat once was happy now is sadI'll never love againMy world is endingI wish that I could turn back time'Cause now the guilt is all mineCan't live without the trust from those you loveI know we can't forget the pastYou can't forget love and prideBecause of that, it's killing me insideIt all returns to nothingIt all comes tumbling downTumbling down, tumbling downIt all returns to nothingI just keep letting me downLetting me down, letting me down
its funny probably only space x is the one flying
>>546180201what building
Who wants to sit near a lake, drink a beer, and watch the light show when it all starts to happen
>>546180002>>546179393>https://gizmodo.com/the-faa-is-rolling-out-its-ai-air-traffic-tool-nationwide-2000839347>>FAA Rolls out ai tool for air traffic>>all air traffic is grounded the next day.>what did they mean by this?
>>546180002mooooooods! sticky this thread!!!
>>546180163fyi that's not her hair
90 percent sure it was the AI technical failure at this point, cyber attack would have been exciting but nothing ever happens
>>546180201>SNEED FEEDS AND SEEDS>SNEED FEEDS AND SEEDS>SNEED FEEDS AND SEEDS>SNEED FEEDS AND SEEDS>SNEED FEEDS AND SEEDS>SNEED FEEDS AND SEEDS
Boy do I sure love flying! I hope there aren't any communications issues on the ground!
>>546180227source that isnt from your ass?
>>546180162Even if true, why ground flights on the U.S. mainland when some far flung U.S. territory in the Pacific Ocean is getting attacked?
hearing guam has been vaporized
>Outages include air traffic control radars and radio frequencies, source says
>>546180086THE ALIENS ARE INVADING
>>546180114Apparently we do since the mod is too much of a fucking faggot to make a sticky
>>546180002>>546180086The democrats just won 2028 "We'll make the planes run on time"
>>546180258No refunds, goyim.
>>546180204Honestly being stuck somewhere that's out of your control makes you act completely different
>sirens going off in andersen base guami will miss you guys
I guess that is it. Farewell, anons.May God have mercy on you.
>>546180002Evryting gon be aight E be over soon
>>546180086EVERYTHING
Hearing Guam has been attacked big time
how do we feel about mystery lad:https://www.flightradar24.com/429077a7
>TAIWANESE AIR FORCE SCRAMBLING F-16S TO INTERCEPT CHINESE AIRCRAFT>TAIWANESE AIR FORCE SCRAMBLING F-16S TO INTERCEPT CHINESE AIRCRAFT>TAIWANESE AIR FORCE SCRAMBLING F-16S TO INTERCEPT CHINESE AIRCRAFT>TAIWANESE AIR FORCE SCRAMBLING F-16S TO INTERCEPT CHINESE AIRCRAFT
>technical error causes faa to ground flights just to be safe>nothing else happens>/pol/ treats it like ww3 just started and the nukes are already closing in on their targetsYou know, maybe /pol/ really is filled with women nowadays with how much you all overreact.
Why didn't we listen?
>>546180305post proof jew
This is NOT a new 9/11
>>546180002I voted for this
>>546180086The FAA cancelled an flights in your cunt and nobody knows why, blame mossad or jeet, the new menace israjeet.
REPORTS THAT ALIENS HAVE DESTROYED GUAM
The end is (maybe) nigh.Better to read a gospel before it happens.https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%201&version=NIVHe can take away your loneliness. A personal relationship with the Son of God, Jesus Christ. Tell Him your worries. He can fix your life if you let Him in. Do it before the world ends.
Wait..what the fuck? Google has never done this to me before.
DOT IS DOWNI REPEAT DOT IS DOWNNOT A DRILL
DIGITS AND NUCLEAR EXCHANGE TONIGHT
Over status?https://youtu.be/lsV500W4BHU
>>546180336I heard that if you pee in a girl she gets pregnant.
Guam?
My friend's father works for the FSB. He was called in for an urgent meeting today. He came home late and didn't explain anything. He just said to pack my things and run to the store to buy two weeks' worth of groceries. Now we're driving somewhere far out of town. I don't know what's going on, but I think it has begun...
STOP PANICKING
Rolling for WW3 next week
>>546180086NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNNGUAM IS IN FLAMES
>>546180086Skynet is taking over
RADAR IS UP FOOLSNWS Level III Radar system never went down - the issue is a networking one for public facing webservices/apps.https://radar3pub.ncep.noaa.gov/
>>546180002I'm travelling Thanksgiving week.
>>546180086IT
TENS OF THOUSANDS OF JEWS ARE EMERGING FROM MANHOLES NATIONWIDE WITH ASSAULT RIFLES
>>546180394ITS
>>546180200say hi to your boyfriend
>>546180400Checked.
>Jensen removed 1 day before the cyberpandemic holy sus
>>546180396that's true, my cousin told me that
>>546180411BROS
>>546180411oh my days!
>>546180086I sharted
Happy Friday the 13th, I guess. It's not to be mocked!
>>546180446No you ain't anon.
>>546180162can somebody do the needful and POST LINK? Is the world really ending?I just got my life together.
obvious:>ground all flights to prepare for a nuclear strike on iran because they can't have nukes because that's a threat to israel, and iran supports hamas, which attacked israel, which is why gaza happened, and wow that was all the way back in 2023, how time flies when we had a weak president named biden who called himself the biden-harris admin and even called her president harris at one point.>now everything that biden-harris-obama fucked up on is getting addressed by trump>maybe trump should be emperor
What are guamanian women like?
Bros... I feel something...something strange...otherworldly... Eldritch, even... Something vast and monumental approaches, something outside of the scope of known existence... Reality itself is shaking... The space-time continuum is shifting and undulating, caught in the inexorable grip of a maelstrom of absolutely titanic strength... Even time is meaningless in the wake of such awesome vitality and stupendous power... The sheer might of this force is bending the laws of existence and twisting eternity and infinity as easily as a child might twist a rubber band around its finger... What...Who...Who could be responsible for this cataclysmic phenomena, this colossal display of hiterto-unimagined strength? Who could generate enough force and peerless, indomitable will to...to.......To.........Shit...Oh, shit.Shit.Fuck...Fuck.Oh, FUCKFUCKBROSBROSIT'S HIM
Looks like Guam is...Guan
hormuzzy status?
what are your favourite memories of guam?
vibecoding will kill the world...
>SECOND MISSILE BARRAGE LAUNCHED ON ANDERSEN BASE IN GUAM>SECOND MISSILE BARRAGE LAUNCHED ON ANDERSEN BASE IN GUAM>SECOND MISSILE BARRAGE LAUNCHED ON ANDERSEN BASE IN GUAM
>>546180474JETS are flying in your ass tonight
>>546180485Not if you pee in there butt
just clownworld things
>>546180442Yeah its most likely some lame stuff like that
>>546180127See you in genderqueer Valhalla sister
TURN ON CNN A TURKISH AIRLINES JUST LANDED IN BOSTONlooked cool :3
>muh aliensRetards. If aliens were going to invade us we would just bombard you from space.
>>546180002jews' DEI in action.
GUAM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Zoomers have no idea what happened on Y2K.
>>546180480>3nmHow the fuck can they measure 3 nanometers
Assume all stuff posted without a source is just bullshit. If missiles are hitting Guam link the fucking post.
>>546180554got you! you said you weren't posting anymore. america wins again.
QUICK RECOMMEND TV SHOW OR MOVIES WITH AIRPLANES TO HAVE SIMILAR FEELING RN!!!
>>546180480HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
>>546180002DON'T YOU GET IT WE'RE ALREADY DEAD WE ARE ALL DOOMED, SCIENTIST ALREADY CONFIRM OH BOY THIS IS GONNA SUCK
>>546180002If this is the end I want to go out hugging some cunny...
>>546180411Trips for WW3 this weekend.
>>546180162>MISSILE ATTACK IN GUAMI'll bet you a grilled cheese sandwich that you don't know where Guam is on a map
>>546180243Apartment building in New Yorkhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/nov/12/nyc-building-collapse-reactionbuilding in Aurora, Illinoishttps://www.kolotv.com/2026/11/13/building-collapse-illinois-caught-camera/
>>546180113this would be the perfec tmoment to launch a decapitation strike against the usa现在正是对美国发动“斩首打击”的绝佳时机。этo был бы идeaльный мoмeнт, чтoбы нaчaть oбeзглaвливaющyю зaбacтoвкy пo CШA𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 𐎼𐎮𐎸𐎫𐎣 𐎡𐎤 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎯𐎤𐎱𐎥𐎤𐎢𐏂 𐎬𐎮𐎬𐎤𐎭𐏂 𐏂𐎮 launch 𐎠 decapitation 𐎽𐏂𐎱𐎨𐎪𐎤 𐎠𐎦𐎠𐎨𐎭𐎽𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎤 usa
>>546180180Just fucking kill us. Jesus Christ this nation is a joke.
Tomorrow i will wake up and nothing has happened
>>546180002>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?IRAN IS DOING CYBER ATTACKSALSO THE OIL TANKER THAT CRASEHD INTO THE FERRY WAS CYBER ATTACKED TO CRASHITS HAPPENING ITS REALLY HAPPENING
>>546180564Musk is escaping to Space from WW3
ARENT YOU GUYS WATCHING THE FKING VIDEOS IS GUAM IS BEING HIT!
>>546180507I can confirm this happened in Guam
Perpetrator identified as fat reform racemixer councillor Aimee Keteca
Plane?
>>546180204>world ending>first thought is about cuckoldry
911 down now?https://downdetector.com/status/911/
>>546180564>Dont panic Hmmmmm
>>546180263NEED MORE FOIL T. CHUCK
politically speaking
>>546180294>and radio frequenciesHow can radio frequencies have outages?
>Kept you waiting huh
>>546180086IT'S SOMETHINGFINALLY
>>546180677post it here
>>546180612
>>546180673Space doesn’t exist
who the fuck is guam?
>>546180381>it's realITS REAL HOLY SHIT LMAO
>reports of air raid sirens and explosions at US airbases in the UK
>>546180341oh, the flight vanished after he landed(?) at king county international airport - boeing field
holy shit WHAT THE FUCK>6th generation aicraft spotted flying over the second island chain (Guam). Per Reuters
>>546180606THAT'S ITSEND HIM TO THE LOOP
>>546180381oh fuck it really is happening.
>>546180704Is this what greek women look like?
Planes are taking off from LAX
>>546180086SLANT MAN GOT HIS REVENGE!!!!
>>546180651You should put it in your language Mehmet. هههه، بشرتك سمراء.
It all returns to nothing, it just keeps Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling downIt all returns to nothing, I just keep Letting me down, letting me down, letting me downIt all returns to nothing, it just keepsTumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling downIt all returns to nothing, I just keep (Letting me down, letting me down, letting me downAh, ah, ah, ahTumblin' down, tumblin' down, tumblin' downAh, ah, ah, ahLettin' me down, lettin' me down, lettin' me downAh, ah, ah, ahTumblin' down, tumblin' down, tumblin' downAh, ah, ah, ahLettin' me down, lettin' me down, lettin' me down
So systems like the AI shit they rolled out yesterday are always contracted from giant companies like General Dynamics and Booz and all them, and I can tell you from experience they hire fuck tons of jeets and ESL people on the cheap.It's a basically 100% guarantee that that $800+ million tool was absolutely vibecoded slop and very little QA, rife with jeet project managers along the way
>>546180661>tomorrow you will wake up as Polish
WE ARE BOMBING IRANTHAT'S THE LOGICAL ANSWER
>>546180629GUAM IS FUCKING GONE
>>546180732Guams from runescape dumbass
>>546180530ENTERNTER
>GuamThere's like 3 live streams on Twitter showing the AFB in flames, apparent NK strike
>>546180732guamama
WTFFFF SIXTH GENERATION JETS OVER TAIWAN>WTFFFF SIXTH GENERATION JETS OVER TAIWANWTFFFF SIXTH GENERATION JETS OVER TAIWAN>WTFFFF SIXTH GENERATION JETS OVER TAIWANWTFFFF SIXTH GENERATION JETS OVER TAIWAN
>>546180758She is probably a Jewess from what I can tell
>>546180352thanks Mark
>>546180759and both of them are heading to Shanghai....
Sky's closed
>>546180778Isn't there a huge background check in order to work for that kinda stuff? SpaceX for example has that - you must go through a lot of red tape in order to even be considered for hiring.
>ALL CONTACT WITH ANDERSEN BASE IN GUAM HAS BEEN LOST>ALL CONTACT WITH ANDERSEN BASE IN GUAM HAS BEEN LOST
TRUMP WILL GO ALL-IN BETWEEN NOW AND JANUARY BECAUSE THE DEMS WON AND WILL TRY TO IMPEACH HIM NO MATTER WHAT. ALSO BIBI WANTS HIM TO DO IT.
Would you guys fuck an alien?
>>546180002Pajeet status?
>>546180856due to SUPER AIDS
>>546180547His contentedness pleases me.
>>546180733it was good posting with you guys, thanks for all the memories
>>546180002WERE UNDER ATTACK NIGGERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
>>546180750Wtf I know where that's at
dude guam lmaoooo
>>546180086It's nothing, some idiot dropped a wrench into the FAA server I'm guessing. Or vibecoded systems.
>>546180381>peaked dark red before going downuh oh
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAMERICA DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>546180294THEY'RE JAMMING DOOMSDAY CHAT
>>546180750jej
Fucking Biden again.
Flights resumed.>Shanghai onlyWhat did they mean by this?
GUAM JUST FLIPPED OVER AND SUNK INTO THE SEA!!!
God damn, what the fuck happened to Guam?
>>546180858kek.there are tons of jeets and other shitters infesting this country who barely speak english yet have active Top Secret clearances with SCI eligibility. The system is entirely fucked.
>500 UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS FLYING OUT OF RUSSIA500 UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS FLYING OUT OF RUSSIA>500 UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS FLYING OUT OF RUSSIA500 UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS FLYING OUT OF RUSSIA>500 UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS FLYING OUT OF RUSSIA500 UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS FLYING OUT OF RUSSIA
>>546180875of course
They are showing couple of planes leaving. MS NOW says these planes are Chinese diplomats that were given passage. What the fuck is going on
I wonder how this type of thing almost never happened before 2014 when Russia, North Korea, Iran, and China began their hybrid warfare operations against the West. Now, shit like this is happening every week in America and Europe. There's definitely no link here: "Not our hackers, these guys retired two weeks ago."
>>546180783It happens
>BREAKING: US Secretary of Homeland Security says nationwide ground stop is a 'crisis'
>>546180968They tested the anti-grain warhead there, it's gone
stop talking about guam
>>546180979That is happening every day there retard
>>546180378JEWMINI GONE ROGUE
>>546180893wagmi. one of us retards will eventually host this site first chance we get
>>546180875Only if they're real aliens and not just humans with one or two quirky features.
Fighters taking off in Tucson Arizona
>>546180704Bro I NEED sauce pls....
>>546180530holy FVAAAARRRK
>>546181012What's the Xp/hr?
>>546180973So much for those checks, then...The kind of people who worked hard in order to get the man on the moon and Voyager 1 to reach interstellar space AND STILL WORK are sadly going to be gone eventually.
>>546181050GOGOGO
>>546180893See you tomorrow
>>546180778Or perhaps the AI was given the prompt: 'prevent the planes from colliding'—and, well... it worked!
>>546180387rolling for total extinction
>>546180875Depends. Are they from a desert climate?
guamsissies are seething
>WATER SEEN IN OCEAN WATER SEEN IN OCEAN>WATER SEEN IN OCEAN WATER SEEN IN OCEAN>WATER SEEN IN OCEAN WATER SEEN IN OCEAN
>>546180222
>>546181050Is this a real happening?!
>>546181050OH BABY
there is no panic in Guam
>>546181002looks like he won the Vague retard award.jpg
B-21 BOMBERS JSUT TOOK OFF FROM ELLSWORTH AFB
ROLLING FOR HADRIAN OPTION>ROLLING FOR HADRIAN OPTIONROLLING FOR HADRIAN OPTION>ROLLING FOR HADRIAN OPTIONROLLING FOR HADRIAN OPTION
space niggers tongue my anus
reports of mass casualties in guam coming in
>>546180002They're gonna blame this on Iran and use it to justify invasion and or nukes
>MY ASSHOLE WAS ITCHY BUT I FARTED AND NOW IT FEELS BETTERMY ASSHOLE WAS ITCHY BUT I FARTED AND NOW IT FEELS BETTER>MY ASSHOLE WAS ITCHY BUT I FARTED AND NOW IT FEELS BETTERMY ASSHOLE WAS ITCHY BUT I FARTED AND NOW IT FEELS BETTER>MY ASSHOLE WAS ITCHY BUT I FARTED AND NOW IT FEELS BETTER
>>546180968jamflex being retardsnothing new
gon is not even a word, retards
>>546181144mother of god....
Source tells me Guam is stable. Please god
>American Airlines says disruption expected to last all day, as reports of attacks on guam set inWTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFhttps://www.bbc.com/news/live/c6z9dwn12037t
>BREAKING: President J.D. Vance takes oath of office aboard Air Force 2, confirms /pol/ to be 'fake and gay'
>>546180002clearing the skies for the zetaean mothership
>>546180086Emergency landing of an alien spaceship - happens ones every few years, nothing specialt.insider
>>546181166what u gon do about it
nothing is happening, just typical AI retards ruining things some more
>>546181115Yes it’s on xitter rn
I hope President Xi is finally liberating the American proletariat.
>>546181058I don't remember her ig username but I had seen it recently, look up the photos on desuarchiveShe used to post photos and nudes several years ago when she was younger but stopped because someone doxxed her o algoOf course she's a florida cumslut
>PORTAL TO HUECO MUNDO OPENED ABOVE GUAM'S AIRSPACE>PORTAL TO HUECO MUNDO OPENED ABOVE GUAM'S AIRSPACE>PORTAL TO HUECO MUNDO OPENED ABOVE GUAM'S AIRSPACE
>>546181199>isreal
>>546180620>that imageAnon, why do you know about such content?
>Microsoft down>NVIDIA ceo gone>FAA takes down all airplanes>All in 1 daySeriously wtf is going on??
>>546181166Gon be
>>546181243Oh nononono
>>546180400based lapenis
A HOUSE TO FLYING PLANE OVER
>>546181110way more trouble than it's worth
>>546179393>https://gizmodo.com/the-faa-is-rolling-out-its-ai-air-traffic-tool-nationwide-2000839347>>FAA Rolls out ai tool for air traffic>>all air traffic is grounded the next day.>what did they mean by this?
>>546180411Fuck you! Just now that my life was getting better
I haven't seen a single guam flag in the last hour. holy shit
Why the frog in this thread keeps spamming about Taiwan, is something happening?
>>546181260No source bro....find it for me...Just post on next thread when this is full
>>546180002EAM FROM US STRATEGIC COMMAND WENT OUT TO ALL STATIONSWW3 INC
>>546181002hey sweetie, hows life over there
>>546181260>Not the heckem Mundo!
>>546181250lmao i know her
>>546181243Meanwhile in Russia
THERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKY>THERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKYTHERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKY>THERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKYTHERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKY>THERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKY
>>546180732Guamtanamera!
>>546180002>>546180086THE DAY OF THE ROPE IS NIGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>546181357irl o algo?
>>546181283It's Friday the 13th. The more important question is why isn't this stickied?
THE ENTIRE ISLAND OF GUAM JUST GOT LIFTED OUT OF THE OCEAN BY A TRACTOR BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>546180762picrel is you right now :-)
>>546180086Nothing ever happens.
>>546181325But what's a guam?
>>546180248>>546180298The nothingburger "coup" in Poland gets a sticky, but the second nationwide ground stop since 9/11 doesn't?
A HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY PLANE
>>546180002jeet control has finally reached its tipping point. we are about to see massive infrastructure failures regularly
>Flights grounded across US as homeland security secretary says no indication of an attackHAHAHA>Flights grounded across US as homeland security secretary says no indication of an attackHAHAHA>Flights grounded across US as homeland security secretary says no indication of an attackHAHAHANOTHING BURGERRR
VÄINÄMÖINEN RETURNED
>>546180002>https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2121355222123688168What was this? it's gone
Sorry guys I accidentally unplugged the US plane device.
Rolling for big gay butt sex
>>546180002Lol
>>546181405irl, her boyfriend would be so mad lmao. im gonna show him
>- BREAKING: "The FAA doesn’t know yet what is going on; it is affecting different facilities in different ways, ten minutes ago, they were on a crisis call and there was still no clear answer as to a cause.” - An airline source to CNN.
ANONS REPORT INWHAT'S YOUR STATUS
>Reports of a plane has crashed in Minneapolis, USA.>Seems to be a Cessna 150also>Dozens of small propeller private planes have taken off from airports across the US in the past 30 minutes.and>BREAKING: "The FAA doesn’t know yet what is going on; it is affecting different facilities in different ways, ten minutes ago, they were on a crisis call and there was still no clear answer as to a cause.” - An airline source to CNN.
Place your bets - how many minutes until the media blames Trump himself for this?
I'm confused as to why there is no stickyAlso picrel... when you see it....
Fighter jets overhead now!!What the fucks going on!!
>>546180002What country is actually going to plan and attack US?
>>546181330It's real anon. I got a job and a girl talked to me this week, and now it's happening. Not fair
>>546181283collision between a tanker and a cruise ship in New Orleans
>>546181465So incompetence or false flag? Which is it? No way a basic IT issue should take the whole nation out.
HOLY SHIT TURN ON FOX NEWS THEY JUST SAW ALIENS OVER WHITE CASTLE
>>546181445/pol/ is POG, polish occupied government
>>546181505confirmed clanker mayhem
OLI C. OF POLAND JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pilots just jorkin it while waiting
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c6z9dwn12037tFlights grounded across US as homeland security secretary says no indication of an attackerm braperm? brap?https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c6z9dwn12037tFlights grounded across US as homeland security secretary says no indication of an attack
>>546181483Dm?
>>546181504kind of difficult to believe that 1) you know her 2)her boyfriend doesn't know what a big cumslut she is/was but if you say so nigga
>>546181549>Talking to girlsWhat are you, gay?
>>546181535>What country is actually going to plan and attack US?Israel
>>546181505the time for screaming is over
>>546180411
>AI gets something as simple as the day and date wrong sometimes and when you correct it it just apologizes and acts like nothing happened until it does it again a little later>Let's just give it control over important shit FUN FUN FUN INCOMING
>>546180671>IRAN IS DOING CYBER ATTACKSmuslims dont have the iq for that
>>546181516Cobson?
>FIGHTERS JETS OVER THE I-95FIGHTERS JETS OVER THE I-95>FIGHTERS JETS OVER THE I-95FIGHTERS JETS OVER THE I-95>FIGHTERS JETS OVER THE I-95FIGHTERS JETS OVER THE I-95>FIGHTERS JETS OVER THE I-95FIGHTERS JETS OVER THE I-95
>>546181621SHE talked to ME
SIRREENNSS AAARREEEE GGGOOOIIINNGGG OFFFF INNN TTAAIIWWAANNTTHIISSS IISS NNOOOTTT AAA DDRRIILLL!!
>>546181330Hope you'll have a happy afterlife
>>546181620he thinks she draws pictures for money, literally never saw her internet shit before just now, recognized the face immediately, met her once.
>>546181661>>IRAN IS DOING CYBER ATTACKS>muslims dont have the iq for thateven retards can code super viruses with AI
>>546180186>GaumMight tip over and be Guam.>>546181535Any and all of them. Being #1 is always a place of resentment. If only hate us cause they anus.
>>546181624I can't believe jensen unleashed R.A.B.I.D.S over the internet due to chink pussy.
>Lookner puts up a clock saying the duration of the stop>Spells it durratioonDURR2 hours 15 minutes so far btw, still increasing, no information released and no estimated end.
>FIGHTER JETS OF THE USAF ARE INTERCEPTING UFOS OF THE COAST OF BOSTONFIGHTER JETS OF THE USAF ARE INTERCEPTING UFOS OF THE COAST OF BOSTON>FIGHTER JETS OF THE USAF ARE INTERCEPTING UFOS OF THE COAST OF BOSTONFIGHTER JETS OF THE USAF ARE INTERCEPTING UFOS OF THE COAST OF BOSTON
>>546180885he's a good role model>>546181353I don't like the people you put next to us, but besides that, it's good
>>546181735>Any and all of them. Being #1 is always a place of resentment. If only hate us cause they anus.Europe? They're too docile to do anything to us.
Anyone else get kind of heightened anxiety when stuff like this happens?Perhaps start having some existential dread?
>>546181779Were we too cocky, Jensenbros?
>>546181639yeah these retards don't give a shit about how it impacts people's lives they're just dumping billions into it and need to force it into things so they can finally make some pennies back
>>546181250>>546181405>>546181620I need sauce boys...haven't blown my load for 20 days
Who bakes next bread?
>>546180180>date>yesterdayLol
SS source told Fox News "nothing nefarious"
>>546181808kinda but then i remember there's a lot of wannabe sinestro corps members who want to harvest your feardon't let them have it, take the clown pill instead
NASA has detected an unknown object with a mass of 1e27 kilograms approaching the Solar system at 5% of light speed. Chinese and Russian space agencies independently confirm
GUAM IS GONE
>>546180002>>546181730
>>546181736Exactly my thought choomba. I'm chippin' in. 'Saka is behind it.
>>546181512>plane crash in MinneapolisThank godt. Saint Paul
>>546181806If they did they'd do it sneaky, obviously. Iran, Russia, China, and Israel are top 4, in just about any order you want. I suppose you could talk Canada and North Korea.
>>546181808You need to look at it this way>wouldn't it be funny if ....
>>546180086It's really over this timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nzy1cfnKh4
>>546181888Checked and chromed.
>>546181620Stop spamming this happening thread with goonbait you absolute fucking malaka faggot
>>546181512TIM WALZ ES KILTIM WALZ ES KIL
>>546181465>THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO >t.JEETCHANG LEAFPAK
Can retards stop posting fake news nonsense? Fuck off.
>>546181779Its not alien its just US drones launched from military bases.
>>546181920HE DIDNT FLY SO GOODWHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
URGENT LIVE HORSE SEMEN
>>546180411Fugg
>>546181874Your mom
Where is the sticky?
>ground all flights>spacex tries its new rocketUS is about to get EMP'd by nuke and wanted to keep flights from falling out of the sky OR Elon has enough power to just stop the country so they can test their rocketsUS is cuckland either way
>>546181883you can't seriously expect me to believe they'd go for alien invasion over Iran/China cyberattack
I think we all know who is behind this
>>546180875Absolutely, the weirder the better.
>>546181512>Dozens of small propeller private planes have taken off from airports across the US in the past 30 minutes.That's gonna be either scouts, or as likely Congress and important people getting to safety.
>>546181920Ilhan Omar !!!
>>546181920NUKES SENT TO MINNESOMALIA
A strange day today.Hadn't had a dream in forever but woke up with a nightmare.A faceless man escaping the zoo...Only survivor...Changes face with slanted features...The rest unknown...Felt real, not like a dream but more like a memory and at 15 cet i had what i could only describe as an obe in the middle of supermarket.Strange day...
Imagine the shit show if this happened during the Thanksgiving holidays.
>>546180411If it happens, then we know the Democrats were the good guys actually
>>546182020The hacker 4chan?
>>546181963Its in their blood, just pray for them.
>>546180598That's actually a niggameter1 nm = 1.56 meters
>>546182044friday 13th ground stop extended for 7+ hours lol get comf
>>546182020
A NJ FARMER IS REPORTING A LARGE GLOWING METEOR CRASHED ONTO HIS FARM>A NJ FARMER IS REPORTING A LARGE GLOWING METEOR CRASHED ONTO HIS FARM
>>546182014>>546182020Israel
I will not fight against Iran under any circumstances.Thank you for your attention to this matter.It better be a false flag inovolving russia and not iran otherwise i am fleeing this stupid 70 iq country
>>546181920>Claude take the controls for a few minutes
>>546181282>such content?Youtube is promoting cunny nowhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/VvqZWnhxXUM
A GUAM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
WHERES THE FUCKING BREAD
>>546180229AYY LMAO
>>546182165At least you're just posting links no one will click now instead of actual cunny.
Dam Iranians
>>546182014Nobody will believe them either way.
>>546180381DO. NOT. STRONGLY. INTERPRET. THE. DOT
BREAKING: THE ENTIRE EAST COAST IS DARK
let this be real kek
>>546182108No dude.It's not just israel.It is the USA and israel working together to kill the American people.
>>546182350the dark just flew over my house!
>>546182293Looking forward to the LEGO video
This might be the precursor to WW3>Check em
>>546180381holy shit it's been months since i saw dot posting, based.
>>546180409Who are you, and why does your friend's father live with you, or why do you live with your friend's father? Where's your father, and why is he allowing another boy's father to boss you around? This is a disgrace.
>>546181580>JUST SAW ALIENSWhat if the Aliens all have 3 booba and a huge penis?(. ( . ) .) 8====Dimagine the sex, 3 booba and you get to throat her alien TentaCOCK...
>>546181996fuck a sticky, i hate those. they dont show up in the archive. i like to see all the posts later. fuck sticky threads.
shall i bake? where is greece?or is the happening over?
>>546182321Yes but one is less insulting to the intelligence of 99% of the planet including miggers
>>546182558Yeah man go ahead, good night from me
>>546181920Supposedly is a Cessna, which are notorious for doing that.
>>546182558jorgos said this last from him
>>546182558>where is greece?OH SHIT GREECE GOT TAKEN OUT!!!!
>>546180629>WhereGoogle maps already removed it, it's just ocean now
bake me
>>546182672WTF
>GREECE IS DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!GREECE IS DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!>GREECE IS DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!GREECE IS DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!
>>546182374NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gibs me bake niggers
happening cancelled?
All the threads about this just suddenly stopped....
>>546180002>HAPPENING GENERALIs this the final boss of Happening?Hey, everyone. This is the original author of this post. I had Claude write a response to this thread, and, I even further instructed him to make no mistakes. Have a great evening.
>>546182734THEY DELETED GUAM
>>546182014I'm tired of the red scare, change things up with the blue beans.
GTA6 just got cancelled
alium bros? we eating tonite?
>>546181407>why isn't this stickied?MODS are too busy hiding...QUICK! someone post MONKE REKTI hate these things. Educational of course
>>546182848Nation wide blackout now. Get on ur ham radios. What channel?
>>546182848it's getting late here nuke you later
>>546181996>Where is the sticky?It doesn't need it because it's bullshit. Check the flights lots of planes are flying right now in the US. It's a nothingburger.
>>546182918I love alliums. Specifically shallots, garlic, and green onions
>>546182841and you believe them?ngmi.
>>546182942Those were planes already in the air you fuckwat.
>>546181310white-brained timmy never going to get izzat
>>546181516i dont see it possibly this?
WHY IS MY PEE RED>WHY IS MY PEE REDWHY IS MY PEE RED>WHY IS MY PEE RED
where is the new thread you lazy fucksnigger
new>>546183081>>546183081>>546183081>>546183081>>546183081>>546183081
>>546182436> precursor No, this IS ALREADY WW3. Check em
Lads....flight status?
>>546183079>546183079just don't take cipro or levaquin anon
>>546180002>>546180086>>546180113>>546180114>>546180147>>546180162>>546180167Hey guys! Very important reminder that nothing is happening, and the degree to which the nothing is happening is so incomprehensibly immense and all consuming that it can’t be described or spoken in human languages beyond what I can say here. It’s nearly tangible/palpable how nothing is happening and the extent of which the nothing has happened is all-consuming.Secondly it’s important to remember that Pete Hegseth gargles viscous piles of jewish cum daily. It was necessary to inform you of this because it’s a tough pill to swallow but it can’t be denied or countered by any human words unfortunately. Have a good night, you’re a faggot btw k luv yu
rolling for total guam death
>>546180086The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse just flew over my house
nigger mutt competency crisis. nothing more.
>>546182286>At least you're just posting links no one will click now instead of actual cunny.Try Harder GLOWIE, This is strickly LEGAL cunny
>>546183023Whatever you fucking nerd. Really went out of your way to correct some random ahh person.
>>546180086nope nothing burger
