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>ALL US FLIGHTS GROUNDED

>U.S. bases in the United Kingdom have been elevated to Force Protection Condition (FPCON) Delta.

>Lookner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3s7bpc4sI4

>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg

>Previous
>>546180002
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thank you nigger
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>>546183081
im already bored
can another happening start
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rolling for poop
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>>546183081
I predicted this would happen 8 months ago
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Man, this entire situation is reminding be of that awful tragedy...
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>>546183081
I just farted and a little bit of poop came out of my butt.
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took you like over 9000 hours to make a new thread huh
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ITS HAPPPENNIII-- ACK
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Fuck yeah I love it when happening discussion is pointlessly split into 20 threads. Divide and Conquerers I kneel!
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MASSIVE BREAKING !!


>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!
US AIRFORCE SAID IT RESPONDED TO MISSILE ATTACK IN GUAM


!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!

>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!


!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!


>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!
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>spain stops posting THAT
>activity slows
noticed
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>>546183081
lol it's already back to normal. Late again doomer faggot
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guam status?
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>>546183188
>split into 20 threads
nigga this IS the therad
this is THE happening general
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>>546183143
Something is happening to your anus
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THEY ARE FUCKING RAPING GUAM AS WE SPEAK OH MY GOD
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i just realized
its Friday the 13th
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>>546183238
bombed to smithereens
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So why did all the happening discussion and threads slow down to a halt like 20 minutes ago.....?
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Literal UFOs seen on the spacex stream
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>>546183168
No planes are flying, this is literally the opposite of 9/11
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>>546183258
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Can all this wait until Monday so I can finally ask my work crush to suck my wiener before we all get evaporated? Thx.
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>>546183211
why you lie infidel
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>>546183238
404
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>>546183285
Because things (((returned to normal)))?
Correct?
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>>546183081
Watcha doin mossad?
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>>546183316
The jew doesn't care.
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>>546183285
Guam network connections went down
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>>546183285
I had to do something
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>>546183334
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“equipment outage” is the official reason being given out now.
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>- BREAKING: "Andersen AFB in Guam was attacked by several missile barrages. We are assessing the damage” - A DoD source to ABC news.
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>>546183081
Trump's gonna nuke Iran isn't he?
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>>546183285
The FAA is grounding all threads!
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>>546183081
all flights from europe to the US are now suspended. no flights allowed out, no flights allowed in.
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why are "happenings" so lame and boring now? this is a big nothing
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what the fuck do you guys think happened in guam
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>>546183081
Still waiting on sauce from Anon...
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>>546183081
I blame Canadians
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Stop deadnaming SI.
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>>546183171
When your mom sharted on my cock?
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>>546183456
Enormous things are happening behind the scenes of each of these little happenings.
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What’s with the Guam bot posts?
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>>546183188
>He's not having a discussion on 20 different threads
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>>546183081
Jensen Huang has gone scorched earth
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>HAPPENING GENERAL
Is this the Final Boss of Happenings?

Hey, everyone. This is the original author of this post. I had Claude write a response to this thread, and, I even further instructed him to make no mistakes. Have a great evening.
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>>546183435
Cocky little fucks aren't they.
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>>546183472
pretty sure it's daisy taylor
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>>546183435
Not before taking loads of rabbi jizz in his Trumpussy
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Apparently guam was raped HARD tonight
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>>546183309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96sBxf5LXn8
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>>546183482
>SI still hasn't given me a jenny gf
more like SHIT intelligence
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International departures are being dealt with case by case basis
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>>546183309
All flight traffic was grounded in America on 9/11.
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Great job on the Iran war trump!
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Air Space Intelligence (ASI), the company behind the FAA's new AI tool known as the SMART system, says the nationwide ground stop has nothing to do with its technology.
looks like we're dealing with aliens then boys
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>>546183081
happening in bongistan, they are shutting down the tube
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>>546183524
COCKY LITTLE FREAKS!
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KYS if you keep posting the Guam larp.
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>>546183527
It's not
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BREAKING FUCKING NEWS
A PLANE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>546183273
Cant believe i missed that.
Damn life sucks when youre too busy to even realize the simple things.
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(((PAUL HEYMAN))) WAS BEHIND THIS
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>>546183582
>We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong
yeah right
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>>546183171
What? 9/11?!
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>>546183524
All of the "Iranian" xitter accounts are constantly posting bullshit and old news to engagement farm
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>>546183081

They're going to blame this on Iran
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>Dems have a blue wave, probably think they have a clear shot of the presidency
>Suddenly this happens
Huh...
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Is this normal?
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>>546183636
Who is this guy ans why is he always posted here?
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>>546183081
I just woke up, what the heck is going on
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>>546183081
PUERTO RICANS LOOKING FOR BOATS
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>>546183648
every fucking time
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>>546183081
>(FPCON) Delta.
thats an imminent terrorist attack then surely?
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>—NEW: Guam attack was part of a "coordinated, multi-faceted preemptive strike", says Nick Timothy, UK Member of Parliament of West Suffolk which includes the RAF Lakenheath area.

!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>546183081
Hey guys! Very important reminder that nothing is happening, and the degree to which the nothing is happening is so incomprehensibly immense and all consuming that it can’t be described or spoken in human languages beyond what I can say here. It’s nearly tangible/palpable how nothing is happening and the extent of which the nothing has happened is all-consuming.

Secondly it’s important to remember that Pete Hegseth gargles viscous piles of jewish cum daily. It was necessary to inform you of this because it’s a tough pill to swallow but it can’t be denied or countered by any human words unfortunately. Have a good night, you’re a faggot btw k luv yu
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>>546183582
very interesting company
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>>546183524
>do nothing
>win
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>>546183733
Guam is under attack
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>>546183563
has SI actually improved society in any way?
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>>546183303
Yeah I was thinking maybe the reptilians let us know some angry klingons were going to be flying near US airspace
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>>546183721
AgendaFreeTV host Steve Goldberg
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>>546183582
>looks like we're dealing with aliens then boys
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THE FUCK
>—NEW: Guam attack was part of a "coordinated, multi-faceted preemptive strike", says Nick Timothy, UK Member of Parliament of West Suffolk which includes the RAF Lakenheath area.
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>>546183600
doesn't matter niggers bring them free boats every day
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>>546183285
Because nothing else happened
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>>546183820
what is Guam?
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>>546183211
> i'll never have a cute blonde bf before I'm annihilated by Drumpf
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>>546183783
>+4000%
Insider traders made a fuckload of money on that one
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>the brand new system reboots when an error occur
>rebooting causes it to crash and start a loop of crash and loop
>somehow this passed fucking ariplane security validation testing
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>>546183898
7th largest country in the world retard
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>>546183721
That's Ngubu Zaweta M'Kwaabe Dada. He shares breaking news updates for goyim.
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I didn't prepare my mochila de vida
It's over for old Pablo
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A MILK-LADEN MILK MAIDEN JUST FLEW INTO MY ARMS!
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BIG NEWS
apparently the Guam strike was a pre-emptive action like pearl harbor?
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>>546183783
>Actually Space Indians
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>>546183935
where is it located?
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>>546183934
>it was fine when we tested it.
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>guam this
>guam that
No proof
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>>546183188
if the mods did their fucking job and made a sticky we wouldn't have that problem
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>Guam is the United States most important fortress in the Second Island chain. Its loss could spell the end for American ambitions in the pacific
fuck.
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>>546183956
You are in mejico. You are probably safe. Stay away from the Brownsville mexican states
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>>546183524
lol, say what else you like about them but their banter game is on point.
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OH FUCK IMAGES OF GUAM ARE COMIGN IN
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>>546183600
ah no, that shit goes down all the time. I'd be more surprised if there wasnt at least one line thats fucked.
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>>546183273
I'm so fucking scared right now
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GUAM FUCKKKKKKKKK
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comfy plane tracking stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYvP8FiqH40
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>>546184183
what is guam?
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>>546183956
kek
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Guam legit just ceased to exist
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Elgin trying real fucking hard to derail
first cp now this shit
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Apparently the runway at Andersen AFB was obliterated how the fuck is the air force going to project power over the pacific now
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>>546184180
>hollywood brained moron
why are americans like this?
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>>546183934
>Claude fix it make no mistakes
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>>546183429
MISSILE DEFENSE AGENCE PLANE IS AIRBORNE
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>>546184215
Guam is one of America's most important Naval Bases in the Pacific after Hawaii.
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>>546184255
>>546184236
guam gettin erased like Lulusia
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What's going on in Guam?
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>>546184195
>"This facility is being heavily protected"
>Shows air track of a fucking Alpha Jet trainer flying in circles.
That thing isn't guarding shit.
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>>546184320
So we're fucked without Guam?
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>>546183441
No big loss, I didn't want to go there anyway.
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GUYS WHY THE FUCK IS GUAM NOT SHOWING UP ON SATELLITE FEEDS? WHAT THE FUCK
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Seems there is little to know actual information. Mostly useless conspiracies, speculation, and hysteria.
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planes are taking off on Lookner's stream. this happening is a nothingburger!
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>>546183081
>>546163910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTb9nziVnoA
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>>546184347
Missile attack. sixt gen aircraft were spotted too
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>>546184377
in other words, a Friday.
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>>546184356
>Being worried about enemies foreign when enemies domestic are much more dangerous.
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>>546184347
IT'S FUCKING GONE
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Evangelions?
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>>546184369
they're fucking gone bro, it's over...
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>>546184195
>CFB Shilo is being guarded by air right now
What the fuck are they guarding? It's Manitoba. Maybe they're trying to prevent people from leaving Manitoba?
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Why is there no information yet on what it is?
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>>546183456
>>546183471
JuLax mes niggax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQIp4WDD4Y
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>>546184377
Checked.
Case and point:
>>546184403
>>546184407
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Do we buy this explanation?

>Airlines are now being told by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) that the nationwide outage and resulting ground stop was prompted by a problem with network routers, starting at Chicago Midway International Airport, a source tells CNN.
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Apparently there are mass medevacs ongoing in guam
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>>546184488
Because it's the one thing nobody wants to think it is, the cyber pandemic.
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I'm on hour 34 of no sleep and all of this sounds made up sans flight grounding. Thanks for fueling this fever dream, niggers.
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>>546184449
rolling for a second impact
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damn its a fucking massacre in guam
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>>546184488
holy shit...today is the day of the rake?
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>>546184508
alright, nothing ever happens gang wins again, it were technical incompetence
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>>546184554
Why are you not to sleep
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>>546184508
That doesn’t even make sense
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>>546183081
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>546184356
Yes but we've lost and retake Guam before during WW2. We're very good at it.
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>>546184611
it got obliterated with missiles you fucking ape
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>>546184604
Shlomos Razor
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we don't have to live in a country run by jews and managed by jeets.
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Gonna get a snack, oranges and water
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>FLIGHTS ARE BEGINNING TO BE RESTORED
Nothingburger. See you niggers next time. Enjoy work on Monday
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>>546183081
>Thread Theme
What a tune to be vaporised to
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Flightradar: The number of aircraft in U.S. airspace has dropped to fewer than 700 amid the ongoing aviation crisis
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>>546184488
it's friday 13th
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>>546183143
>When the real happening happens the internet will go down and we won't be able to shitpost about it
Why live
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>>546183081
Are Microsoft services still down? I don’t use windows unless I need directx?
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>>546184647
That's not how missiles work retard.
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>>546184654
>SOVL
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>>546184647
a plane just took off from guam like 10 minutes ago
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>>546184662
boken no jikan ka, anonu-kun?
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>>546184312
is it going to UK
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NBC, citing officials: No indications so far of a cyberattack behind the aviation communications glitch
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>>546183081
>general
The fuck did I miss nigger? I was wage slaving
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>>546183081
Say thanks:
Their update sure was fast!
https://www.l3harris.com/
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>>546183238
GUAM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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CNN: THE FAA HAS TOLD AIRLINES THE NATIONWIDE OUTAGE WAS CAUSED BY A PROBLEM WITH THE NETWORK ROUTERS
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WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>All traffic bound for US suspended, says Eurocontrol
All traffic bound for US suspended, says Eurocontrol
>All traffic bound for US suspended, says Eurocontrol
All traffic bound for US suspended, says Eurocontrol
>All traffic bound for US suspended, says Eurocontrol

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c6z9dwn12037t
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>>546184488
>noticed
it's the jews my dear predditors it's always the jews
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>>546184733
it was probably that AI system the FAA deployed yesterday

https://gizmodo.com/the-faa-is-rolling-out-its-ai-air-traffic-tool-nationwide-2000839347
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>>546184740
All US air traffic is grounded you dick sucking milf.
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A DERANGED FAN JUST SHOWED UP AT RANDY ORTON'S HOUSE!
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>>546183176
Pretty sure that's not possible.
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>>546184508
AI hickjacked routers
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>>546183841
uhhh now when you want to use a website you have to do two captchas
also... ummm... reverse image search is kinda good now i guess
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>>546184508
Sounds mostly bullshit. I could buy that maybe a certain brand of router was vibe-engineered and security vulnerabilities were found, but why the fuck would it ground literally everything in the entire US? Is every airport in the US using the same router? Seems doubtful. My guess is some vibe-coded feature ended up fucking up the first airport's network, and everyone else shut down just in case.
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>>546184835
>grounded
Based as fuck desu
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im hearing reports that troops are arriving in guam? From the US apparently
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>>546184508
>BGP stops all flights
they're not even trying to make believable excuses
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>>546184729
I'm going to prepare a bowl of oranges cut in pieces and a bunch of nectarines too
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I think it's time to take out America and win WW3. I'm pressing the I Win Button
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>>546184877
sleepers agents was about to drone planes
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>>546184508
Bullshit, its a cyber attack. They've knocked our radars offline. The only reason we know about it is because the FAA and the weather service piggy back off of it

In other words, its actually happening
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Why are you faggots posting bullshit about Guam

It's not funny--it's just stupid.
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>>546183081
We got a major happening before GTA6
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>>546184719
The missle attack was 9 minutes ago
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>>546183176
this happened to me when i used to drink protein shakes
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>>546183081
This is all to distract us from that ship that rammed a river boat in Louisiana. Be vigilant riverboat bros.
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Stop posting made up BS about Guam.

It's not funny, it's not edgy--it's just straight up misinformation.
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Tons of FAA New updates

https://nitter.click/WW3_Monitor
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>>546183285
My bet is the wagies made it home and are not in the mood for any happenings
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>>546184986
>its actually happening
No, just no
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>>546184604
You tell me
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>>546184986
Weather radars are working fine.
https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-national-weather-service-reports-nationwide-internet-communications-issues-2026-11-13/
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SAARS DO NOT RESET COMPUTER YOU THE FUCK SISTER BLODY MADARCHODS
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>>546185076
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>>546185106
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aaaaaaaaand its over everythings back to normal. as usual, nothing happened
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One look at the ADS-B and you will see that planes are still taking off all over the US.
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>>546184347
Guam is being hit from all sides
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>>546183081
Three B-52s flying here, midwest.
One Poseidon flying in Baltic near Kaliningrad
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>>546185175
I'm feeling sleepy...
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>he thought something would happen
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place your bets.
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>>546184508
>problem with network routers
This is rumoured to be the cause of the Microsoft outage too.
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>>546185211
forgot pic
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>>546184369
I'M HEARING REPORTS A SECOND MISSILE HAS HIT GUAM
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Thoughts on Guam?
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>>546183176
I've been starving for the past 2 months.. finally got paid from a new job and ate a full casserole dish of home made Mac and cheese... A 1 lb brownie with chocolate frosting.. 3 bagels with cream cheese.. and 2 cheeseburgers off the grill. I was pooping maybe once a week when I was starving and just a little bit ago I had a massive explosive diarrhea that literally plastered my ass cheeks it was so violent. Im probably gonna do it again soon
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Air raid siren sounding at NSA Orlando right now on and off for the last 15 minutes or so. I live right next to the complex.
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>>546183238
never heard of it
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>>546184931
It's like doing a maths exam with or without a calculator. I think they add the vibe make themselves sound impressive.
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>>546184967
someone is about to die
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>>546185221
>people actually wanted to gush down this ecofascist whore's throat
LOL!
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>>546185221
holy demonic globina
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>>546185247
>its real
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So should I be at an airport bar looking for bored stewardess pussy
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>>546183081
THIS IS IT!
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>>546184554
i'm inside your walls, please ignore the thumping sounds you hear
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>>546185257
Stop this
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America is collapsing.
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Lock in chat. Lock in.
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>>546185260
>he doesn’t know
You can’t starve yourself and then fill up with food, it makes you violently ill
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They evacuated CAT and ADM facilities downtown Peoria and told employees at both companies it was a bomb threat at their respective company. The entire goddamn police force is by the river. Theres drone activity over my goddamn city. Nigga we are all gonna die tonight
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wtfff theres another barrage of missiles headed for guam?
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>>546185230
Fuck off slop faggot
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This thread got deleted really quick
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>>546185305
citrine euphoria is good , just don't mix it with milk
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RISE UP GUAMANIANS!
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>when it's over just means the event has ended instead of the world
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>>546185422
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SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN GUAM
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Now there are two Poseidons cruising
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>>546185422
Gee I wonder why…
Outright lies
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>>546185159
3 and 3/4 stars of David.
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>>546185394
Well I know that now.. I've never been starving before so i just went crazy. I'm just happy my stomach didn't twist kek
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ANOTHER BARRAGE OF MISILES HEADED STRAIGHT FOR GUAM
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>>546185260
if you were starving, why not stock up on cheap stuff like rice, beans, etc. instead of wasting money on bagels and burgers
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>>546185422
>trolling outside of /b/
I wonder why it was deleted.
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>>546185497
It will later
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>>546183081
>be me
>be in South Dakota near an airforce base
>see 2 B1s take off for the first time in ages
This was yesterday but god damn those things are loud
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Live by the AI, die by the AI
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fix it, burgers
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>>546185512
Because I have access to money again and that's all the shit I was craving. I bought 10 lbs of rice and a shit load of beans as well. Don't worry
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>>546183285
Doom boners require constant escalating stimulation.
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GUAM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.
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>>546185247
Why do we care about Guam?
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The US National Super-Intelligence™ Team pushed their vibe air control software to production on a friday LMAO
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>>546185596
You were calorie depleted and eating all that food right away will twist your stomach up desu. You may vomit
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>>546183143
nothing else is happening t. kike
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>>546185626
It's just some low effort shitposters posting nonsense. Don't even engage with them.
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>>546185626
Because thats where you get a ton of soldiers and a naval base honestly if the American flag were honest it would be a picture of a dude from Guam raising the American flag
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>>546185604
>Doom boners require constant escalating stimulation.
Your IQ must be 160, because that's the most succinct way of putting it I've ever heard.
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>>546185473
Anon what is this program you are using?
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>>546183168
>he screen capped his own get
top fucking kek. Finnfags truly are the absolute worst osters on /pol/
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>>546184059
Janitors are doing their job by not sticking the threads about this.There is a communication outage. End of story.

It is irresponsible, reckless to drum up hysteria and make this a happening whenever it is not.

The last thing we need is a panic. Any sensible person would not even participate in these threads. If anyone needs any clarification, just watch the news. It is a radio and optical issue in the control towers so planes stay safe. I am not interested in hearing anything else and please point anyone promoting misinformation to the facts.
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>>546183238
>guam status?
Chewed
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>>546183081

I have a deep dish pepperoni and bacon pizza from Dominos along with 24 Miller Lite's an 5 grams of blow and blasting the album "Immortal - Pure Holocaust"

I'm ready for shit to hit frfr type shit
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>M365 goes down due to "network issues"
>US aviation goes down due to "network issues"
Legitimate rogue/state sponsored AI spreading itself through TCP?
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>>546185585
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>>546185813
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?replay=2023-04-16-19:58&lat=40.002&lon=-94.450&zoom=6.1
Maybe just the first part of this to link. Click on M on the side to highlight more than one plane.
Click on U on top to just get military.
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>>546185860
No fun allowed
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>>546185912
I'll take skynet over woke any day of the week.
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>>546185988
you lost tranny
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>>546185720
Thats fine. I can die happy now. It was worth it honestly
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Jensen Hwang WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE
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GUAM WALKS AWAY FROM PEACE TALKS
>ALERT
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>>546185836
I didn't
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>>546185912
the first one is the cause for the second one. shrimple as
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>>546185975
Thanks!
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Insider here, after the power grid is offline they're sending in the weather control weapons to create "natural" disasters of epic proportions.

This is a planned culling of the goyim.
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>>546186293
Yep
Culling of the goyim.
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Just went to the bank ATM and pulled a couple thousand in cash out… I figure I need some emergency cash incase the card systems go down.
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>>546186293
The depopulation event that would make everyones lives instantly better? They want the opposite which is to perpetually increase our numbers so they can drain the life out of us to make them rich and allow them to maintain power.
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>Mossad Director Roman Gofman is in Washington today meeting CIA Director John Ratcliffe, per Axios, Jerusalem Post and Times of Israel. The visit is part of Netanyahu’s push for Trump to resume military action against Iran. Trump has so far preferred continued pressure and diplomacy.
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>>546186065
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>>546184662
>>546184729
>>546184967
>>546185305


Just finished eating 5 oranges and they were extra cold cause I always have them in the fridge, lord that tasted like heaven, they are sweet but also acidic at them time, and very juicy.

I'm stocked up for the cyberFlu
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Is it just me or has normies be conditioned not to think twice about what is going on?
Last time a groundstop of this degree happened was 9/11. Something is fucky.
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Chicago to Frankfurt just departed, United Airlines
>t. lookner
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>>546186703
Could be but it's probably just regular incompetence that will be cleared up by tomorrow.
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>>546183188
Nah, I prefer it. I hate stickies where communication can't happen because it's endlessly rolling and faggots from other boards posting they're posting in a sticky. It let's you focus on various niches or aspects of the happening.

You must be a phone fag or monitoring multiple threads wouldn't be an issue.
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>>546184377
>know
It's NO, you fucking inbred retard.
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>>546186711
leaving US airspace ASAP
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>FAA ON CRISIS CALL IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHATS HAPPENING!!!
-CNN tv channel just now (seriously)
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NIGGERS GUAM MY ANUS
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>>546186792
True sticky sucks, I prefer generals
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I haven't noticed that my life has changed much since the airports were shut down. Maybe we don't need them as much as we think we do.
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PRAY FOR GUAM
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autobros, we keep on winning
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>>546183168
Next level narcissism
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>>546183506
The AI is taunting us telling us exactly what it's trying to do.
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>>546186910
Your dragon dildo from Amazon probably will get delayed.
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>>546186841
It’s real
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>>546183081
>2 more weeks
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>>546186829
If international flights can "safely" depart from Chicago and fly all the way to the east coast, exiting US airspace on the way to Frankfurt, I don't understand why domestic flights are halted. Why not allow Chicago to NYC or Boston? It's basically the same flight path
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lokner saying that trump is saying it was some system fail and not a cyberflu
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>>546183081

Armageddon started in winter
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>>546186443
Yeah, last chance tonight to stock up.
Make sure you have money in small denominations.
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>>546186974
And dragon dildos are exclusively made in Guam so you are fucked. >>546186910
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>>546184508
Lmao Intel/Mossad tried to pull a samson option and now the us gov realized a majority of their systems have backdoor at the kernel level, and grounded all planes before (((they))) try and pull the switch.
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>>546187008
Because if you have problems, you don't want more flights up there. And you don't want their people here anyway.
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>>546185260
Bro you can get refeeding syndrome you need to eat light easy to digest foods first, increase quantity, stuff like soup... then you can eat heavier stuff later.
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>>546186703
>regurgitating normie news headlines
>Why don't the normies do what the normie news says they do?
Wat
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>>546187079
20’s was the best I could do. I meant to do it weeks ago and get lots of 10’s and 5’s. If card systems go down gas stations and grocery stores will still take cash.
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steve saying trump administration to give update during this hour
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This is gonna kill the Thanksgiving travel traffic too.
>>546187169
that's okay. If you buy anything soon, use the 20s to get tens and fives and ones.
If we go cash only and have to barter, the cost of everything on the street will be whatever you have. No one will give change.
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>>546187124
too late for that guy. he needs to put in a few small cups of water to stay loose. if he's not peeing, or if when he pees more than twice both are bright yellow, (you should pee about 8-9 times a day), you're dehydrated.
Also,
Elon has another starship doing orbits. aka. the Real Happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl5iujO76g
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>>546187047
>It will happen when the weather cools
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Thread getting slower, don't die on me niggies
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Anyone heard the reports of them beginning to clear interstates? Are they really going to start landing planes on the interstate???
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>>546187402
Someone needs to bake
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Steve has a camera from the white house, press briefing niggers
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>>546187402
page 5 at bump limit.

>>546187429
it would be a precaution for low fuel. but no, airports are quite capable of doing control by board.
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>>546187429
Chicago is shutting down a landing strip to park extra planes on
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>>546187402
It’s maxxed but it was fun
NEVER FORGET GUAM
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What are we drinking while it all goes down?
I got some Rye Whiskey mixed with some Sweet Vermouth and Aperol topped with Angostutran Bitters.
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>>546187490
Who the fuck is Steve
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>>546187047
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>>546186792
See >>546183314
Never quote me again you dumb fucking gook.
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>>546187429
The American Interstates are unironically made for emergency landings. There are places to do it... and use them as Airfields a SHTF situation.
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>>546185912
The more likely option is that we've reached critical mass of poos in too many companies. The great flush is upon us.
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>>546187574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3s7bpc4sI4
Lookerino live
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Any anon to bake a new thread ?


don't die on me niggies, the cyber pandemic marches on
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>>546187574
Is this your first happening?
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>>546187574
agenda free tv
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ATC audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMjXqEvhifQ
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>>546187646
Be the baker you were always meant to be anon, it’s your time now
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>>546187574
Steve Lookner is a YouTuber who has a cult following because he streams every happening for like decade now and he's gotten pretty good at it. He's a foaming at the mouth faggot, but a bonafide happening fag that's comfy to keep in the background.
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>>546187248
>Elon has another starship doing orbits. aka. the Real Happening.
Why is it a happening?
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>>546187748
He's the single reason anons have air fryers.
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>>546187748
Ohhh ok I’ve been here for ages but not a pol native. I didn’t know we trusted anyone.
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>>546187779
>why is humanity getting out of zero sum earth a happening
good question. are you guys doing the water collection of coal ash for Gypsum? we got some great american companies that can get your coal plants to 99.99% capture if you're in need. hit us up, we love the stuff. great cheap base for building walls.
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>>546187728
OK GET IN HERE

NEW THREAD

>>546187863
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>>546187897
KEK youre either a bot,a fag or a schizo but most likely the last two
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>>546187748
Steve is cool. Steve is OG.
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>>546183081
Skynet AGI became sentient and these happened.
> AI industry champions destroyed by leaking their private life (Financial)
>AI chip maker in taiwan Hacked online.(Manufucturing)
>AI Chatgpt Email service bombed (Communication down)
> AI glitch is causing all planes to be grounded (Transportation)
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>lol
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>>546186554
Thats not a coincidence.



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