Finna bout 2 watch summerslam 2004 What am I in for?
>>18696427Power lifting, balance beam, table tennis, high jump, fencing and parallel bars. It literally says so there.
>>18696427I remember the 6 man tag and the triple threat being fun ones
>>18696427Based Diva dodgeball
>>18696427A damn fine main event
>2004Probably an utterly shit PPV
>>18696432Don’t get cunty
>>18696471Wrestling fig status?
Wasn't the poster/DVD cover for this show a naked Stacy Keibler with her tits covered by the SS logo? What's this Olympics shit?
>>18696471WWE has literally never had a good match or a homegrown wrestler that was a success>Hogan? Poached from AWA>Austin? WCW reject>Rock? Left and became a bigger star in Hollywood >Brock? Became a bigger star in MMA>Seth? Poached from ROHWWE is really a legacy of failure when you analyze it critically
>>18696515That was Sable actually and it was the SummerSlam '03 logo
>>18696516Rock and Brock are absolutely homegrown talent what are u talking about
>>18696501>>18696516What the fuck are you two talking about? I've seen every WWE PPV in 2004. It's one of the worst PPV years the company has ever had despite some great matches scattered around.
>>18696521Neither were mainstream stars until they left wrestling Rocky knew The Fed was holding him back so he left the shitshow in the dust for years
>>18696516who tf gives a shit
>>18696516this is the most retarded shit ever written
>>18696521Rock came from USWA
>>18696561I forgot that myself tooGod its fun proving to PiggiEs that their beloved Fed is really just a failure that can't make itself a profit
The show starts off with an Olympics theme (the Athens Olympics were taking place this year) all the wrestlers are dressed like Olympic athletes. It then goes into an intro for all the matches on the card, the fonts they are using looks like some shit from Drake and Josh. First match of the night is The Dudley’s vs Billy Kidman, Paul London and Rey Mysterio. I will be back about to watch the match
>>18696561>Rock came from WWE's developmental systemSmarks sure are retarded as fuck, sad.
>>18696621It's just Pork on Wheels, let him talk to himself and tire himself out
Opening match is decent for an 8 minute match. Spike Dudley is the boss of The Dudley’s at this time as well as the cruiserweight champion. Paul London is very impressive at this time. Mysterio, Kidman and London work well together and had some good moves being helped by each other. Billy Kidman surprisingly doesn’t botch the shooting star press for once. End is just a basic 3D. Decent match
>>18696691I really liked Boss Spike. I gave him the IC title in SVR 06.
Big Dimes Kane vs Best version of Matt Hardy, winner marries Lita match. I’m not sure if this is the same time period where the Copester was plapping Lita every night or not but in kayfabe it’s Kane giving her the Big Red Cock, he also got her preggo. Most of the match is Matt Hardy surprisingly beating the shit out of Kane until he gets chokeslammed from the top rope and it’s over KWAB. Lita being at ringside could’ve been nice but she’s not dressed like a slut so the match rating for me doesn’t change. Meh match in a retarded storyline from what i remember about it
>>18696427>SummerSlam 2004 in 60 Secondshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jod98DbKkxw
Booker T vs John Cena US Title.Shit boring match. Cena is not good at this time, Booker looks uninterested. Cenwinslol
Cope vs Zestista vs Chris Raper IC title.Meh, wished it was longer. Was decently entertaining but it was only 8 minutes. Crowd is very pro Jericho. Cope wins
Kurt Angle vs Eddie Guerrero. It starts with good grappling for the first few minutes, Eddie does an ankle lock on Kurt which Kurt eventually counters with his own Ankle lock and does a lot of work on Eddies ankle for the next few minutes of the match. He also loosens the laces on Eddies boot. Eddie eventually mounts a comeback doing the three amigos he walks to the ropes selling his ankle nicely (the rest of the match he sells nicely as well) going for a frog splash and is countered by the spot Angle does where he runs up the ropes and suplexes his opponent off. Angle goes for the Angle slam which Eddie counters into a ddt, followed by a frog splash that Angle dodges. Angle gets the Angle slam which Eddie kicks out of, Angle takes Eddies boot off and puts Eddie in the Ankle lock which Eddie counters by pulling Angle into the ref who is now knocked out. Eddie then uses his boot as a weapon which is apparently illegal because he does this as the ref is down, why is the boot not considered a weapon when he’s wearing it? Anyway Eddie finally lands the frog splash which Kurt kicks out of, Eddie complains to the ref about a slow count before being sneakily put in the ankle lock where he is forced to tap out, Angle wins. Good match, best of the night so far. These two were great. Rip Eddie
>>18697188Well yeah, Kurt Angle has literally never had a bad match
Next up is Triple H vs Eugene. Can’t believe I’m saying this but I enjoyed this piece of shit. The crowd was booing Eugene which was very funny to me. Ric Flair comes out to interfere he then gets knocked out by William Regal on the ramp, Haitch wins and starts pulling Flair by the leg on the ramp>mfw
Divas volleyball match. 5 stars. I need sex with Gail Kim and Stacy Kiebler
>>18696881there's some footage missing in the last match I think
Carder vs JBL WWE Championship Meh it was alright
2004 is mid as fuck, after Judgment Day it becomes dogshit.
>>18696516this part
Main event now, Chris “Voice of the Innocent” Benoit vs Randy “Single Mother Latina Lover” Orton, WHC. Good match, these guys look good as they consistently always did. It wasn’t the most flashy insane match, just a good straightforward wrestling match. The only flashy moments which Benoit did made me physically cringe, the first when he did a suicide dive which Randy dodged and Chris went head first into the barricade at 100 mph and the second being the diving headbutt which Randy brought his legs up and kicked Chris right in the head. But a good main event overall. Kurt vs Eddie was still the match of the night in my opinion.
That’s all folks, solid event in my opinion. I enjoyed it, goodbye!
