Welcome everyone, to another exciting edition of Saturday Night Metal, brought to you by Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards and featured exclusively here on /pw/. For those who may not know, this is a wrestling show designed for those who post on /pw/. The show is basically an ongoing story that is told through various media, with Firepro being used to simulate the matches. Our last episode was fairly successful, and I thank each and every one of you who contributed to that success. And so once again, I have cooked up and delivered an evening of KINO content for everyone to enjoy. Tonight's matches include:>Hulk Hogan Vs "Ravishing" Rick Rude>Shingo Takagi Vs Kazuchika Okada>Jake "The Snake" Roberts Vs Vader>Sting Vs Sabu>Kane (C) Vs Raja Jackson for the K-WAB Gigadimes ChampionshipThese first four matches are the opening rounds of an 8-man single elimination tournament to crown the first K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion. The winners will go on to face each other next week in the semifinals. Plus we got:>The mystery man will finally reveal his face!>The latest from the disgusting tag team known as the Pajeets of Pain>An update on HHH's medical condition>A full-length episode of Rock Talk with GrugSo get nice and comfy because I got all kinds of good shit for you tonight.Show Theme:https://vocaroo.com/1a4fADGnb3AXOfficial Channel Page:https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW
Finally, some real fucking graps.
On our last episode, we began the night with a banger between Shingo and Okada, with Okada coming out on top. However, Okada was so impressed with Shingo's performance that he offered him a rematch, which will take place tonight. Once again, I sent a talent scout to recruit the crazy redneck known as Captain Confederate, and once again that talent scout was shot and killed. After that, Rick Rude got a win over Harry Pothead, although that win was accomplished with some help from his new manager Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Harry Pothead has sworn revenge on the Heenan Family. Next we had our first deathmatch, with Vader claiming a brutal win over Cactus Jack. This was followed by some new revelations regarding the story of Kane and the Undertaker. Next, Poi and Luna Vachon faced off in our first women's match. Poi got the win but it took every official in the house to get them apart. After the debut of Rock Talk with Grug, we learned that Brody King had slipped Hulk Hogan and the MAGA Butcher some horse tranquilizer (AKA Ketamine) in an attempt to get an unfair advantage. However, the MAGA Powers fought their way out of the K-hole and claimed the victory. Previous Show Links:Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930/#18159930Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795/#18232795Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396/#18303396SNME3 Hype Thread: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18625434Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314/
Last week, Raja Jackson committed a heinous and unsportsmanlike act which shocked the entire world. So of course, I immediately offered him a contract. That kind of heat doesn't come along every day, you know. Of course, this little bastard thinks he's a much bigger deal than he actually is, so I had to offer him a shot at the Gigadimes title to get him on board. Everyone on the contender list is already involved in the tournament anyway, so tonight's main event will feature our Gigadimes champion KANE facing off against Raja Jackson (he asked me to tell you that he's a real nigga who don't play that shit lol).
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pal Frenly Apu with a special news bulletin! I have just received word that one of our tournament competitors has been committed to an insane asylum! It seems that Sabu was training for his match with Sting, but his training was so intense and violent that his neighbors called the men in white coats to take him away! President Von Erich has informed me that the tournament will take place as scheduled, and he has confirmed that a replacement competitor is on the way right now. Who is it? Well, I'm not allowed to tell you so you'll just have to wait and see.
>>18700473i originally thought this was lame but last episode hooked me. don't make me reconsider my decision lol.
Earlier today, I got Raja in the office to sign his contract and make him an official member of the K-WAB rosterhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/yDpLH3AUUCVT
>>18700609kek even an imitation of raja gets on my nerves. KILL HIM KANE!
>>18700609kek
>>18700609Yes and thank you Frenly Apu for fetching him. You are truly my best slave.And now it's time for the opening rounds of the World Heavyweight Championship tournament to begin! Here are the brackets as of now.
>>18700609bitchute got banned in the UK. how can britfags tune in?
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, weighing 252 pounds...he is the sexiest man alive, "Ravishing" Rick Rude!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/D8d0AdrsJBHc
>>18700652I would recommend a VPN or something similar. If all else fails, make your own VPN server. I haven't done that myself but it should bypass pretty much anything.
And Ravishing Rick Rude takes a minute to pop the ladies in the crowd! Oh my, it seems to be working too! They definitely want a piece of that!>CUT THE MUSIC!>What I'd like to have right now, is for all you fat, ugly, sweaty, out-of-shape /pw/ neckbearded gooner SLOBS to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and give the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive! Hit the music...
And his opponent...from Venice Beach, California, weighing 303 pounds...he is the immortal Hulk Hogan!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/m3Ka963bj6CZ
And here we go!Hulk Hogan Vs Rick Rudehttps://www.bitchute.com/video/mXwyUcxvL7gU
>>18700744excellent match
>>18700744wow this is amazingly well edited
Neigh
horse raping ahh thread
Here is your winner, the immortal Hulk Hogan!
And with that victory the Hulkster advances to the semifinals, and next week he will face either Shingo Takagi or Kazuchika Okada.
Hello frens, and this is Frenly Apu with a couple more important news bulletins. Some of you may remember our first episode, where the disgusting Indian tag team known as the Pajeets of Pain were scheduled to face ICP. However, they were arrested before the match for smearing shit all over all the public bathrooms in the 4chan municipal auditorium. But here is the big news: The Pajeets of Pain have escaped from jail by picking the locks of their cell doors with a dried turd. As such, we can expect them to show up for work sometime soon, maybe even next week.
And in other news, HHH seems to have recovered from the heart attack he suffered during his match with Sting, so for those of you concerned about his health there is no need to worry. HHH will also be returning soon.
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Yamanashi, Japan, weighing 220 pounds...this is the last of the dragon, Shingo Takagi! Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/ELNMiYbVJVKY
And his opponent...from Aichi, Japan, weighing 236 pounds...this is the rainmaker, Kazuchika Okada!
Kazuchika Okada Vs Shingo Takagi: The Rematchhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/rgTStQ0HlCDQ
>>18700900really good, the commentary carried that one nicely.
>>18700900kek
Here is your winner...Shingo Takagi!
Shingo Takagi:>When i have become the champion, it will be my first step on the road to becoming the great and mighty EMPEROR SHINGO! ALL WILL KNEEL TO THE GLORY OF NIPPON! BANZAI!
>>18700933it's nice to see shingo win something for a change
>>18700609Strap the rocket on Raja, Mr. Apu! He's ready!
Hi wrestling fans, it's me Dave Meltzer from WON, and I'm uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh here to tell you about my newest business venture. Since some of my other investments aren't making any money (not going to say which ones), I decided to start a chain of hamburger restaurants so that I can, uh, you know, serve good burgers to everyone. Oh but uhhhh these aren't just regular burgers, guys. These are MELTZER BURGERS. That's right, these burgers will uuuhhhh jump right out of the bag and start doing flips and cartwheels right there on your dinner table! They're also uhhhh guaranteed to do 500 false finishes whenever they have a match, and the whole thing will go on for several hours and none of what they say will be in English either. Yes, these burgers taste like uhhhh dog shit, but you're such a smark you'll eat these nasty motherfuckers and tell all your friends how great they are. That's the Meltzer Burger guarantee!
The fuck is this shit?
>>18701008MASSIVE KEK
>>18701016This is the product of my absolute autism, a wrestling show made specifically for the good people of /pw/. Give it a chance, you might like it.
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>>18701024It's fucking gay role-playing shit take this to /qst/
Alright now that the commercial break is over with, let's get back to the matches:Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Stone Mountain, Georgia, weighing 249 pounds...Jake "The Snake" Roberts!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ot53UeCwCFz7
And his opponent...from the White Castle of Fear, weighing 450 pounds...he fears no man, he feels no pain, he is VADER!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/46udMcvsMhzW
Jake Roberts Vs Vader:https://www.bitchute.com/video/kCoUNPmN251K
>>18701051i like it, eat a dick
>>18701051Not enough consolewar and waifufaggotry for ya?
Here is your winner...the man they call VADER!
>>18701082>>18701084100% these fags are trannies. Hogllision that bad you dickless freaks have to hide here?
>Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle...I can't believe that some asshole is gettin a shot at the title tonight, and he ain't even won one damn match! And they didn't even put ol' Stone Cold in the tournament, what kind of shit is that? You bastards around here are beginning to piss me off real bad, and I'm fixin to take it out on all of K-WAB wrestlin, and there ain't no sumbitch out there who can stop me either! And I'm not gonna worry about you, Jake the Snake, you got your win on me a couple episodes ago and I'll let you have that win, mostly because I think you might drop dead from all the booze and crack any day now! Now, I may not have a match tonight but I will be in the building, and you better believe that Stone Cold didn't come here for nothin. I'm gonna make my presence known and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so!
>>18701130This is a consolewar-neutral thread. As you can see, I make fun of both and none of it is meant to be serious.
And now it's time for the mystery man to reveal his face at last:>Well, /pw/...it is finally time for the son of madness to reveal his face. Those of you with half a brain might have already figured out that I was on my way to your shitty little hot dog fed. The enclosed pool area was a pretty big giveaway, but I wanted some of you to figure it out. You know, there are so many people in this business who have gotten EVERYTHING handed to them on a silver platter because of who their daddy was. Well, I'm a guy that's had every door closed in my face...because of who MY daddy was. For you see, I am my father's son in every way. I have not just inherited his good looks, but also a penchant for savage violence and the ice-cold nerves of a killer. It won't be long before I arrive, and when I do...everyone in my path will be CRIPPLED.
>>18701079dimes, feel bad for jake tho
>>18701151>noooooo no heckin' consolewars!Tranny confirmed.
>>18701171>david benoit is coming to k-wabHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from every man's nightmare, weighing 250 pounds...ladies and gentlemen this is STING!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/mhHp8bLk9Wae
And now we will find out who is replacing Sabu, who was committed to a mental hospital shortly before the show.
And his opponent...from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 243 pounds, the nature boy RIC FLAIR!
Sting Vs Ric Flair:https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ql4PbNdh0p9b
>>18701214good choice, can't have a proper tourney without the GOAT
Here is your winner...The Nature Boy Ric Flair!
>Sting, I'm sorry I had to do that to ya, but there's only room for one kiss stealin, wheelin dealin, limousine ridin, jet plane flyin, world heavyweight champion son of a gun. And that son of a gun is me, the Nature Boy Ric Flair. But don't be too upset kid, I got you in mind for something special that I got planned down the road.
And here are the results of our tournament so far. Hulk Hogan and Shingo Takagi advanced over their opponents and will face each other in the semifinals next week. Likewise, Vader and Ric Flair won their matchups so they will face one another as well.
RAJA'S A BITCH YEAHKEK WHAT A BITCH YEAHRAJA'S A BITCH YEAHKEK WHAT A BITCH YEAH
NOW TIME FOR ROCK TALK WITH GRUG! THIS BEST PART OF WHOLE SHOW! Everyone put rocks together and click link to see full interview with mister jimcornette. YOU WATCH OR GRUG WILL BONK!https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZrObu7Jd998z
>>18700473When are we getting stables?
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be our MAIN EVENT. Introducing first, from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing 155 pounds, the real nigga who don't play that shit, Raja Jackson!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/dnCi4bcb9YFG
>>18701343bitch
>>1870129310/10 KINO
And his opponent...from parts unknown, weighing 323 pounds...he is the K-WAB Gigadimes Champion...the big red machine, KANE!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/avwhi9uT8wVH
>>18701343BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18701343KANE IS GONNA KILL YOUKANE IS GONNA KILL YOU
ALRIGHT HERE WE GO, MAIN EVENT TIME! IT'S KANE VS RAJA JACKSON IN AN MMA MATCH WITH THE GIGADIMES CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!https://www.bitchute.com/video/Yqm3mqXCba07
>>18701381this is your best work yet. 100% solid all the way.
>RECEIPT DELIVERED
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND STIIIIIIIILLLLLLL K-WAB GIGADIMES CHAMPION...THE BIG RED MAYOR, KANE!
>>18701434fucking amazing match
Alright everyone, it's been another great episode tonight, here is a summary of our match results. The opening rounds of the tournament are now over and the semifinals can commence next week. As for Raja, we have just received word from the hospital that he is badly burned but will probably live.
NEXT WEEK ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL:We will have Shingo Vs Hogan and Vader Vs Flair on the card, as already announced. We will most likely have another episode of Rock Talk, assuming that Grug doesn't get eaten by a dinosaur or trampled by a mastodon before next week. And finally, the Pajeets of Pain will be making their long-delayed debut against the Insane Clown Posse. The main event has not yet been decided.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. As always, we thank each and every one of you who have enjoyed this thread/show, and I will continue to show my appreciation by bringing you the best show I can make. Things are getting better and better with every week, and I will make sure that continues. Until next time, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off. Outro Theme:https://vocaroo.com/1jAXhGOI8jCm
>>18701502thank you PVE this was awesome
>>18701381this might be the best firepro match ever, for what that's worth. raja got a hell of a receipt.
>>18701381>raja demanded kfc and watermelon at every show kek
bumping the best thread on the board rn
>>18701030>>18701036>>18701043these really need to be made into short videos instead of just text, especially if you're going to use them a lot.
>>18701502dimes indeed
>>18700609lol
>>18701502great job
pure KINO
>>18702592yeah somebody went to a lot of trouble here. nice digits, by the way.
>>18701381now that;s a good finish
absolute kino thread
HOLY NOT FORCED OR SAMEFAGGED AT ALL KINO
the animation isn't great but it made me kek so good enough
>>18701293>the next level of grugpostinggrug like moving cave painting make grug laugh like time when other grug fall in tar pit
>>18701171what's fucked up is the fact that david benoit can't get booked anywhere irl but raja can at least get indie bookings. pretty bad since benoit is the one who didn't do anything wrong
>>18700731based hulkster with the escort from trump lmao
>>18700744enjoyed it, keep this up
britfag here, I'm buying a VPN just to watch this. I hope it's good.
>>18701268based ric
>>18701293truly dimes but i hope you'll continue to develop the animation thing because right now it's pretty primitive.
>>18704143you should do that anyway, not just for /pw/ but also for all the other good shit that the cucked uk govt blocks. it's an easy form of resistance with very little risk.
>>18704173it's like if tony khan or herb abrams ran a country
>>18701293promos good
>>18700711no lies detected
this board finally has its own show? its about damn time.
>>18701381i like the between-round stuff, adds a little humor to it. kane makea best pizza lol.
>>18704173most vpns work fine on bitchute
>>18706752all but the british ones obviously
>>18704151this guy obviously isn't a professional so i give it some forgiveness. theres definitely people with more skills but nobody who is more autistically dedicated
>>18701293rock talk is over with me brother, i dont care if one guy thinks you fuck horses
glad you finally took my advice and booked benoit
>>18700900I always liked takagi more than okada
>>18701043now do one about tony khan
>>18700473Cool
bump
>>18700473finally a thread with something original going on
kino
someone in another thread just said that LA Knight might be on his way to join this shit, could this be true?
>>18714265who cares
