WWE GASH IN PARIS GAMETHREAD #6SNEEEEEED
>>18705733Commercials for the rest of the show. Suffah Piggies
Why can't WWE get Thanos to do their voiceovers
>>18705733Your OPs are fucking terrible
I hope Dana is able to make boxing great again
>>18705720You droped your crown, king.
whats the boxing/wrestling cross over rate?
French crowd sucks. No surprise though, the French are faggots
>jobby roll
>>18705756the AEW tranny is alone and baking these garbage threads
JELLYROLL
>>18705733Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
JELLY IN PARIS
We need another Kino analysis breakdown of those Tsunami's like after Seff got Tsunami'd 6 times
>>18705753I'd imagine James Brolin, being a famous actor, would be very busy/expensive
I want to fuck Sexxy Red
I'm sick of this FAT FUCK
lol why are Jelly Roll and Post Malone in France
>>18705749ENJOY PRISON MOTHER FUCKERYOU CANT JUST COMMIT ASSUALT
>>18705769BAAAAAASSSEEEEDDDDDD
How is this still going on? Like are you fucking kidding me? I had to suffer through fucking two commercial breaks. Can we just move on? I'm out watching this shit like I'm really not like it's just background noise at this point
Postie and Jelly linked up in Paris
>it's still going
PEARCE LAYING DOWN THE LAWALDIS WOULD NEVER
Post Malone is over with me after finding out he has yellow fever
WITHOUT PAY?WTF???
>>18705778they have a gig there apparently
>>18705769THANK YOU ANON>CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAPTHANK YOU ANON>CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAPTHANK YOU ANON>CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
>>18705773He did the voiceover for the Netflix boxing ad they just showed
>GAY PARIS
Pearce laying the smackdown today
IN GAY PARIS???
>SHUT UP!kek
>no interruption from them in main eventalmost makes 30 minutes of time wasting worth itbut they get a new member now for sure
>>18705769>Women shouldn't be allowed in shoesftfy
fuck it man fuck this stablejust have bron go solo and bury the whole roster
smackdown tag match is on this show? BRB refilling my water
Borderlands in 2025...
Neither of these glove sissies could even make it on there NXT mid-card scene and I'm supposed to care that they're """"""fighting""""" each other?
>borderlandsbut why
KEK I forgot this shit ass reddit ass game was releasing soon
Borderlands is a you had to be there kind of game.
>Enjoy your evening in Paris, FAGGOTDamn, they didn't censor it or anything
>the sleep profits
Are they wearing spiked cod pieces?
Vinceian kino entrance from the profitsReminds me of this
>>18705801> >Women shouldn't be allowedftfy
>sweating bullets in a suitkek
HOW COOL IS THAT?
Can someone help a lost and confused retard? How many matches have happened so far?
for a sponsored slop entrance, this is decent
Is Borderlands fun? I never finished the first one or played any of the others. Should I try it again?
Wait, you guys told me WWE didn't do this gay video game shit.
lmao what the fuck is this
When did the street profits get over? Everyones doing that arm pump dance for once
>>18705799>but they get a new member now for surethis is what im thinking
I have a sudden urge to buy Borderlands 4™, the game of the year 2025.
>>18705817this was pre Vince coming back for the second time though?
>>18705825It’s Reddit the game
>>187058251 and 2 are the only ones worth playing
Not trying to hate. But I just never got Borderlands
>sponsored by borderlandsCUH RIIIIINGE
I fucking hate when they show women in the crowd, leave wrestling alone
>>18705825the first two are alright, but after that, it really insist upon itself
At least its better than the Wrestlemania cosplay from the Vikings?
hotRoman I mean
..How does Borderlands fit the Profits at all???
borderlands 2 was fun
>another video game cosplay collaborationWWE is just one giant fucking commercial and I’m tired of this shit. I’m glad AEW exists as an alternative even if it’s terrible sometimes.
>Playing Snorederlands past the first one
SEAN ROSS SAPP:>The opening segment is clearly being stretched - there is likely a match being cut from the cardSEAN ROSS SAPP:>The opening segment is clearly being stretched - there is likely a match being cut from the cardSEAN ROSS SAPP:>The opening segment is clearly being stretched - there is likely a match being cut from the card
>>18705822one
>>18705828Brought to u by borderlands 4
>redditlandscringe
ah great, just what I wanted to see, gay niggers from outer space.
>borderlands gimmick Holy grim
Street Profits actually look legit in the psycho gear
>>>>>/v/
Zoomer celebrities are fucking dog shit
>>18705825Borderlands is the worst game I ever played in my life. The gameplay is shit and the story is the worst example of millennial writing ever
Once again triple racist books a race war for the tag titles
What is this gay shit?
>>18705825if you play it with the dialogue turned off, it's alright
>>18705818aw come on, thats a little too far, anon. I mean, I hate women but I needs them
Borderlands sucks.
Unironically they should always wear ring gear like this
>>18705825Very average generic looter shooters with the most reddit humor of any game ever.
Montez had a terrible match with Roman unlike Buddy.
I was watching the end of Roman vs Bronson and realized I was watching garbage. Turned it off immediately.
I like the Wyatt Sicks, no matter how cringe they are. Also, I want to bang Nikki in her Abby the Witch attire and makeup.
Street Profits isn’t over. The dance is
>>18705733wtf is this
>>18705825The first one is the only good oneThe rest just descend further into cringe reddit quips. 3 is entirely unbearable.
We could've had Fraxiom if HHH knew what he was doing
SPONSORED PROFITS BORDERLANDS
>>18705842wtf? gay little mark
>BorderlandsFuck off, Randy.
DIEEEEEEEE FOR ME MY BROTHER
There was a time WWE would sponsor BASED games, not gay ass shit.>>18705848Let me guess, Becky Jarett vs Nikki?
>shilling shilling shillingI hate this company so so much
>>18705836the game itself wasn't that bad, I played the 2nd one. You will have to skip the dialogue though.
Is it just me or is this look decent?
>>18705845>terrible sometimes>sometimes LMAO
>Gay Parislmao based Pearce cooked those frog faggots.
why do they refuse to put Seth and Becky in a single stable?
BORDERLANDS 1: ClassicBORDERLANDS 2: Incredible, still worth playing and massive amounts of contentBORDERLANDS 3: underwhelming THE PRE SEQUEL: garbageTTWL: garbageBORDERLANDS 4: ???
Skrait pressure
>if THEY returnSeff Riders is getting a new member tonight
>>18705875They cosplayed as them for their entrance
they really chopped up the songs intro huh
>>18705825no it's certified brainrot
>>18705828they got cheered in brooklyn when they were rolling with bobby lashley and tko thought that meant they were over, but it was just because blacks always cheer for blacks no matter what
HOWDYMANIAN RUNNING WILD IN FRANCE
Damn this crowd died fast
>>187058472 is the best, Anthony Burch's writing aside
So far my match predictions are it>opening with Roman/Sneed>into tag team>into womeme's shit>into Sheamus/Rusve>into Logan/Cena>into main event
DIIIIIEEE FOR ME BROOTHAAAA
I DON'T LIKE BIOSHOCK OR BORDERLANDS OR OTHER REDDIT SHOOTERS
>Wee wee wee
I miss Bray wyatt bros
>>18705870Would be dimes if it was just Dexter and Gacy with Rowan as their heater.
Uncle millybros we're eating good tonight
BECKY VS NIKKI WAS CANCELLED!
>>18705733this is thread #785354924 actually
Wyatt Sucks
Jobber 6
>>18705883I don’t have a problem with sponsors/adverts, I just wish it was something better than fucking borderlands
euro crowds are the WORST
>Bray died for his brotherLynchian
>>18705890>BL1>BL2>Tales fromEverything else isn't canon
Im smoking a blunt someone let me know whenever the bell rings
Howdychads we made it
I wanted to take a break but I guess I gotta watch my boy lose the belt
I want to fuck Nikki Cross in her demon form
>>18705885Borderlands 4? It looks like dogshit man. I am not a big fan of the series, 1 was okay, 2 was obnoxious, 3 was terrible, but this one legit looks like the worst yet.
>>18705919Nah just french
Whenever the Wyatts are out I only look at Nikki Cross. Sorry Bo
This match will end in 16 minutes
The Wyatts aren't over, the fireflies and the theme are over.
DIEFOR ME BROTHER
Is Randy Pitchford or CliffyB more cringe?
>>18705828>>18705898their time with Lashley did them some good
>>18705905>bioshock>reddit
>Bo sitting in the cuck chair again
>the wyatt sucks Fuck that faggot Bray, he's still shitting up WWE even from the grave
Wyatt 6, there’s 5 of them?
>>18705924
So dumb.
ONE MATCH WAS CANCELLED AT THE LAST MINUTEREPEAT ONE MATCH WAS CANCELLED
Fireflies looked kino
>>18705845
>2025>still blowing out an electric lantern
>>18705924That faggot is your boy?I seriously don't understand what's over with these clowns complete Dimeless
Why is a midcard normal Smackdown tag match that we've seen week after week on a damn PLE?
>>18705944Please be Becko.
>>18705941Ones dead
Came for NikkiStayed for Lumis
god damn, I'll forgive the french for this singalongAced it
so tonight we get the new vision member
>>18705931I miss her Nikki A.S.S. era.
Are the Prophets gonna break up or something ?
Hold me bros.... I'm officially SPOOKED
basically confirmed that one match was cancelled tonight - anyone have the official match list??before wwe edits it and pretends it never happened (the e drone way)
>>18705933people were high on Nikki and Lumis back in the day, what happened?
wyatt cringe
>>18705944I assume Sheamus and Rusev. Becko will have a meltdown if it was the only women's match on the card.
>>18705944Might end up doing a 30 second squash or something
Montez is more over than the big guy
>>18705955Nikki isn’t a ghost it’s just makeup
>>18705958Its you, anon.Are you ready to fuck up CM Punk for Seth "The Vision" Rollins?
>>18705905Bioshock 1 is kino
Nikki Bella is hotter now than she was in her prime.
>>18705951I've seen enough $₱ PLE matches not to sleep on this
>>18705960One can only hope
>>18705949Certified forklift operator cannot be a faggot
Some vaults are about to get hunted!
Imagine the Profits breaking up in Borderlands-gear
Tensions with the Prophets? I haven't watch Smackdown since LA Knight left
>>18705959Same, that gear was fire
>>18705933yup. its cool to respect breys legacy but they need to be their own characters.
I hope the Wyatt win this one and they divided the Profits
wait are they abandoning the spooky costumes?
>>18705963>the e drone way)thank you for supporting this PPV
>>18705963
>>18705960Ford would make that company a billion dollars as a singles stars main eventer, he's so fucking good
>>18705975Agree, she destroyed the wall
Where is this Profits beef coming from? Have they been fighting on Smackdown? I don't remember it
Freaky ass white bois
What is supposed to be so spooky about these niggas crawling in the ring lol
Seriously though, why don't American crowds ever bring this kind of energy?
>>18705992You faggots are retarded
>>18705942man those promos were so goodthey didn't do shit with it though
>>18705986They always do during a match
>>18705992Dawk is the Michaels tho
>>18705991So, which one was cancelled? Randy vs Drew?
>>18705995lumis has the shittiest tattoos I've ever seen
Does Tez deserve a singles push? I don't think so.
>>18705995literally zero build
Amazed to see fat boy Joe Gacy from CZW on my TV screen
I don't appreciate Cole's subtle shitting on the Wyatts.
>>18705986They've always wrestled without the costumes
>>18705982They just made it up last minute according to Dave.This is where monty gets his solo run
>>18706003Shit crowd for shit country.
>>18705828almost everyone is super over in france
>>18705995probably lining Tez with a singles run
I’d would PURPOSELY GET CANCER for Bo vs Buddy.
>>18706005
>>18705992He stank up the joint when working with Roman kek
>>18705991>Sheamus vs Rusev>Becky vs nikkiWell looks like I know when to leave the house
>>18706003because cheering for literally everything is annoyingthe show isn't about the crowd
>>18705995This was slightly teased in Smackdown. Very slightly
>>18705991maybe nikki bella couldn’t get cleared for her match??
Nikki in that white makeup got me diamonds!
>>18706013You didn't watch SmackDown on Friday
>>18706008you're deranged
>>18706003We get these PPVs all the time year round. For the French its like a once or twice a year thing for them so its a bigger deal. Run shows in France all over the country for over 20 years and the singing would stop
>Cole: The Wyatt’s all think their animals! Cole might be retarded.
>>18706003Cause WWE is just WWE to us, it's not that big of a deal. You peasants will pop for anything, it's kind of amusing as a novelty.
>>18705963I ended up catching most of the pre-show and they promoted every match on the card. I think they were trying to stretch this out to 3 hours, because only one match has a stipulation so it makes sense.
>Joe Gacy can throw it back I love coomer Wade
>>18706015it shouldnt be subtle, the wyatts are the worst wrestlers in main roster
>>18706023>I would Good morning to me!
>>18706033Isn't it a reference to Akira Hokuto ?Looks like that.
>>18706005is this actual art or sloppa?if sloppa then this shit is getting pretty good
>>18705995Bo has recently been doing a Kross and trying to get in people's headssure it was only this Friday though
>>18705963and making shit up is the elite drone way
>>18706041>It's the damnedest thing!
wwe is so fucking lazy istg why are profits beefing?
Lumis should abduct B-Fab
SEX WITH NIKKI CROSS
Why in the actual fuck did Bo change his mask?The green shit aint it
>>18706017>according to Dave.
They should purposely kick our at 1 to end that retarded chat
ok; why is the audio going in and out? anyone else?
>street profits are going to win the belts while being a billboard for one of the most cringe vidya franchises that is still active
I still think Ford deserves a singles push.
>>18706035Yes I did. They won a match together. Bo said some cryptic shit about them breaking up which happened for no reason.
Bros, I had sex with Nikki Cross.
I hate Joe Gacy.
>>18706061I agree
What did I miss?
>>18706017>according to Dave
>>18706066No, it's only in your house, anon
>>18706053It fucking sucks, kross was baiting people, howdy just sounds like a schizo rambling. They need a really talented writer for a character like that.
Im just gonna watch later, wwe is much better when i can have a beer and its not beer oclock yet
>>18706061exquisite taste
UNDEUXSACREBLEUUUONLY, ONLY DEUUXXXONLY, ONLY DEUUUUUX
>>18706073Joe gayC the tranny
>>18706015Yeah he should be less subtle
Love the French crowd but the simplemente deux chant is cancer
>>18706032wasnt she at france too
i'm passing out and its only 3pm
>>18706071Damo?
>>18706061Imagine the smelle
>>18706068Bad match with Roman. Unlike Buddy.
i genuinely cannot believe this bullshit made it to the card but AJ styles vs dom mysterio and stephanie vaquer vs ??? didn’t
Dawkins is the Michaels
>>18706094Most likely kek
>>18706073you can't be serious
The Wyatt’s whole deal has been about testing the brotherhood of the other teams. But they haven’t really done anything to drive a wedge between any of them other than winning matches, I guess?
>>18706061she's ugly as fuck
Gacy has always been my nigga since czw days
>>18706076Bronson did the Sneedful and then Bron2 murdered Roman
>>18706098based
Nikki Cross is very very attractive
Street Profit outfits are goofy
>>18706073I spit on him
>>18706103double Janetty
>>18706103Yes and it's not even close.Ford is a dimeless AEW Collision tier wrestler.
Is B-Fab also cosplaying as a Borderlands character?
>>18706107The poor man's Karrion Kross
i only just tuned in and call me a retard if you wannabut for some reason i'm real glad to see green shirt guy is here too
Logan Paul waiting room
>>18706098How long have you been up
>>18706111Ebin
>>18706115It looks like they are wearing Aphex Twin wifebeaters
I get the street profits and skid row mixed up
>>18706118So is Punk
How often do you think Montez seethes that he failed his solo tryout match?
Only 2 matches in but I already nominate this as the WORST ppv of all time
>>18706103fact
just got back from Church hopefully I didn't miss anything
>>18706097ip grabber run by a /pol/tard argentine jewdont use
NOT SO EXCELLENT MATCH SO FAR
>>18706139
>>18706126You missed a pretty good Roman/Sneed match and an absolute KINO post match slobberknocker.
>>18706140>admitting he's retardedlol
>>18706108
>>18706126it makes sense in france, its like finding the retard from highschool in a mental facility or prison.
>>18706139He’s married to Bianca so I don’t think he cares. Most guys married to hot female stars usually don’t care about booking. Besides Cardona.
NEW>>18706157>>18706157>>18706157
Anyone else playing the Sonic racing network test during the show? This shit is fun.
>>18706142Based
If yall try to steal Nikki Cross from me, Im squaring up
>>18706143>>18706143oh no he grabbed my IP and knows I live somewhere in LA how fucked am I?
>>18706161Is Korone actually in it or nah?
What are they even chanting after every kick out?
>>18706155creasing at you mateusually the owners arent poltards who can barely speaka da eengleesh
Get him big red
HOWDYCHADS
>>18706179STINKY, STINKY CHEESESSTINKY, STINKY CHEESES
>>18706167But you don't live in LA. You live in the San Diego area.
>>18706208wrong I don't even live in the state of CA some hacker you are
Best the Wyatts have looked in ages
>>18706169Yeah, she's in
>the Dimeless SixThese guys fucking suck
guess the beef Tez will have with Dawk after this match
>>18706224You aren't even the same person I was responding to.
>>18706255I am
>>18706153i'm kind of hoping logan mentions him again, and thats why they brought him over
Nikki looks incredible for 41
Is Becky dressing up as the Miz cause the Miz is one of the best intercontinental champs ever?
This Match sucks
