WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT GASH IN PARIS GAMETHREAD #13
>>18708471Jey uso isn’t a main eventer
OUI
I'm going to have to rewatch that Cena/Logan match again. It was so good.
LEMMA WIN THE WHC FOR YAYEAH!DUMMY!
is a Jericho redebut possible?
>Spam a bunch of finishers>OMGZ MATCH OF THE YEARFucking hate modern "wrestling" fans. No need to tell a story anymore, just spam spots and finishers.
All this talk of high steaks makin me hungry
Knights getting pinned just sayin
LEMME TAKE THE PIN FOR YAYEAH
>LE KNIGHT
MILKY WAY GALAXY CHATTERING POP
LAKNIGHTOUI!
let me talk to YA
>>18708471I’m going to chimp out is knight or uso wins
LA KnightEli DrakeMax Dupri
>singles fatal 4 way match
I'm making mapo tofu with extra sichuan pepper
>>18708510Who wants to see an old sawdusted Jericho honestly? even gAEW put him back in the box
Jeribloat in the vision would be fucking hilarious
>>18708532Please be Knight!
big yellow Knight bulge on my screen
>>18708532It wont be none of them, the new member of the zetsy debuts today to help seff.
ITS JOBBERIN TIME
cm cuck
>>18708534El hijo de trump
Four man match where the world champion is the least dimes, least over of the 4Might have never seen this before
JELLY AND POST ARE HAVIN FUN MAGGLE
>LA Knight is main eventing a card with John Cena and Roman Reigns on it
LOOK IN MY EYES
Post Malone gotta be 6 drinks deep at least
HOW DID TONY KWAB OF THE YEAR X6 FUMBLED THIS MASSIVE DRAW?
>>18708510Only if you want to hear "Please retire" chants
Why does LA Knight neglect her keyfabe sister?
>punk is doing more to keep the fantastic four culturally relevant than Marvel is
>Punk's hair is still messy from a fresh fuck session with Roxanne.BASED
Punk got that tired look in his eyes that he always has nowadays.
we're here lads
>>18708553The guy Jelly Roll has his arm around is comedian Josh Adam Myers. I feel bad for him that he's not famous enough to have his name on the screen.
baby face corporate man sucks. just turn him heel already.
Knight is cursed. He'll probably get pinned too
Based Drunk Post Malone
>1st match in France
my goat kurara
STRANGERS PLEASE DONT TOUCH ME
LE
>>18708566Sexxine
If it's Dragunov I might cry and im not even ashamed of admitting that
Why did Phil show up looking all grunge?
>>18708566I would sex her if she was my sister
>>18708566He never did. She's still his sister
If WWE goes to Italy will punk be able to have this theme song?
WOMEN SHOULDN'T FUCKING BE ALLOWED AT SHOWS
over/under on LA Knights balls slipping out in this match?
Odds of victory:1) Seth retains2) Semen Spunk3) LA Knight4) That Yeeting NiggerOdds of eating the pin1) That Yeeting Nigger2) LA Knight3) Semen Spunk4) Seth
btw what does Van Gogh have to do with this event?
kek over as fuck
CM PHIL Morphed into Watchmen's Comedian
It's so gay how much the Europeans love singing
SNEED IT DOWN
>>18708587happy or sad cry?
>>18708572It's either the schedule at his age or not being able to be an asshole as a heel
Motherfucking kino
>>18708599cringe
Punkbunnies spotted!
>>18708601He once painted something in France lmao
Post Malone is my spirit animal
>cameraman hunting for baddies in the crowd
STOP SHOWING UGLY SLAGS AND JELLY ROLL ON THE SCREEN YOU SIMP CAMERAMAN
we, yes WE (YOU, the person reading this) ALL want Jey to win
LA knight will take down sethard rollins
Remember when LA Knight had the US belt and flopped as soon as they stopped giving him workhorses to carry him to good matches?
>>18708601It's the easiest form of AI art to generate
>>18708599LA Shite is getting pinned
max zesty serh
>>18708599The newest member of the Zetsy gang will debut today to help seff.
>>18708595they already went to rome before WrestleMania this year. yes the badabing badabooms did say LIKE MUSSOLINI.
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
PAPA JOHNS DELIVER QUALITY PIZZA
>>18708615But enough about Jey
YOU GUYS WANNA ORDER A HECKIN PAPA JOHNS 'ZA?!
>>18708605Nah. It's big experience and fun
>SETH WEARING THE TRANNY COLORSBASED!!!!!
>>18708634Considering they're in Paris he could've done more
Why is everyone talking about Ilja? Why do people think someone else is going to join Seth's group?
What kind of drugs is Post on lmao
CRINGE IT DOWN
>>18708648make mine a thin crust with pepperoni and jalapenos
the end is already spoiled. Seth wins due to new member of his faction helping him. Maybe the member is in the ring right now? Whose side is LA Knight on?
gotta throw in a TKO-ism when your world champion walks out
>>18708599Seth retains Semen eats the pin
>>18708654Everyone loves to pretend they're industry insiders
>>18708650>see pink and blue>instantly think of tranniesmindbroken
4 member of the vision debutCM PUNK vs KNIGHT feud being establishedJey Uso eating the pinThere, I saved you next 30 minutes
>>18708644>>18708648The day of reckoning will come
Seff got so lucky that he landed a meme ass theme song or else he'd be curtain jerkin in tag matches by now.
Drew, LA Knight or Ilja
>Jasethy walks out lastOkay? who's gonna win the belt now?
how this bitch law on a pillow at night
>>18708633We'll see. The dream though is Punk getting shoot injured again and is forced to take the pin>>18708638I refuse to believe they'll just do the same Goddamn Bloodline gimmick on a different faction
>>18708644>>18708648Kek why do they plug it during the entrance
1 ring 4 geeks uh uh. .. .GAAY
what is seff's outfit referencing to ?
>>18708654>Why do people think someone else is going to join Seth's group?Because the rest of the group is gone for the remainder of the show, supposedly.
>>18708650Blue is not a tranny color, jackass
>>18708471Better ingredientsWorse pizzaSaying the N word in a non racist way, but still getting accused of racism
why can't she just fucking look normal
A DEAD TREEON MY HEADRATS' NESTKEEP THE REST
Holy fuck this crowd mogs every burger city combined
LA Knight does NOT look happy
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
>>18708679never underestimate the fact seff teased already
Why does that fucking announcer look like she tried to break into Kevin McAllister's house?
>>18708684Shades of Ric Flair
>>18708638It's Austin theory
>>18708668god i fucking love trannies
do they have to repeat everything the announcer says?
>>18708684Homosexuality
Usoooo just Me uce Woof woof woof*Bell Rings*Superkick*Runs music back during match*Just Me UceSuperkickSpearSpearStomp by Rollins*Bell rings for DQ*3v1 beatdownLA Knight YEAH3v2 beatdownLook in my eyesss3v3 beatdown OH MY GOD ITS ROMAN REIGNSSpear*Credits*
who will be the new Seth Riders member?
zesty nigga looks like a navi
Zest directional status?
>>18708681Because TKO is shameless, how do you not know this by now?
>>18708650dark blue is not a tranny color your colorblind retard
Get this zesty faggot a new theme song already
>>18708676It's well established that the champion always go last. You'll worry if it comes out first.
>la knight billed 240>roman billed 265
>Punk eyes puffy from crying for the last two hours in the locker roomGuess seff really is retaining
40 min match
>>18708695He's jobbing tonight
Punk looks terrible tonight
>>18708695>LA Knight does NOT look happySomething seems wrong with him, all of his energy has been gone for weeks now.
>>18708695He’s about to eat the pin Yeah
The French saving their pops for AJ
seff don't look 225 they capping
>>18708663Acceptable. Just anything but another fucking Knight pin eating
>>18708701If it's Austin Theory I'll put my finger up my ass and suck on it
Wish TKO could fire her and hire a proper announcer
>>18708716thats the only reason why hes over anymore
>>18708654smark tards thinking he's going to help seth
>makes sure to have a better match than the main event
>Punk in grey pants>Knight in yellow pantsBulgebros...
>>18708716The second he gets a new theme his career fucking dies.
read some anon’s fanfic about liv morgan laughing at his small cock and cant stop thinking about how liv would react to my 5.2 incher
>>18708682LA Knight looks like he could actually pull a fine bitch without being famous
>>18708738just the mav doing mav things
1 18-oz jar crushed tomatoes
>>18708715being colorblind doesn't make you retarded
USO GONNA SLEEP ALL MATCH CONFIRMED
stompin' a mud hole
Unironically what causes Jey to constantly do that twitching with his mouth?
>>18708410Seth almost jobbed to Penta on a monday show and had to use a low blow
>>18708738He's unironically a better worker than anyone in the ME
>>18708738>>18708744Mmm I wanna suck mavs cock so bad, he da goat
>>18708747the sheeps are yeeting on his dream cloud
>>18708750Geeked up.
Phil crushing the yeet niggers
Jey is wrestling in some shit I'd wear to a pickup basketball game.
FUCKUso got raped
>>18708750Hes lit uce
>>18708573they fear spooky movie night
>>18708713>Liv will never fart out your cum
>>18708750tourettes
Punk getting touched by strangers :(
>>18708695>>18708727he was worked by rollins fake injury
>>18708675You know turning LA Knight would actually be genius because of how dimeless Sethvolution is
>>18708713imagine liv farting out your cum
>>18708684Eurovision singer Joost
I'm main event ready.
>Uso is simply damaged
>>18708747If he hadn't yeet'd cum unprotected into Naomi's womb we would have gotten a Stephster match tonight. I'm mad.
>>18708767He loves that
i'll nap until the last 2 minutes when the interesting stuff happens
YEAH YEET connection
Ya know, when they're not doing their meme chants this crowd is pretty fucking quiet.
>>18708734>>18708740that's why he needs a new theme. the less sing-along-to-able the better
based seth
all 3 of these guys hate seth they should just rape him to death
>>18708774jesus fry your nuggets more browner
Seff was dying to do thatGay ass nigga
>>18708750half his chromosomes belong to jimmy
>>18708776You are thinking the other coconut uso
>3 former and current world champs (all THIS year) and LA KnightKWAB
>>18708778three is a cute
LAST CALL WHOS THE 4TH SETH RIDER
>>18708784Anon...
>>18708684No idea, but when he came out my mum said "this chap's a total wanker".
Seff wearing trans colors like Blake Monroe
>>18708781Wishful thinking m8, the Nose however knows better. He knows that theme is the only reason Seff even gets reactions anymore.
>Three minutes in>Cuck man Phil looks like James Gandolfini after walking up two flights of stairs
>looks around nervously >PAUL!!??? BRON??!?!! HELP MEEEEEE
>>18708783this
>>18708796Theory
>>18708783this is clash in paris not clash in isreal
Chris Jericho is the 4th man isn't he?
>>18708774why are they peeled
>>18708796Ridge Holland
>>18708776>Naomi, congratulaciones... something something spanish speaking blah blah blah
>>18708796Woke: TheoryBased: Ilja
JEYYYYYYYGET THE TABLES
Remember when Dave said one of the matches was scrapped?
JEY!!!GET THE TABLES!!!
no pop
>>18708811Imagine the negative pop
>Jey...get the tablesKINO
fuck jey uso
>>18708810A fit chad at best, a sociopath at worst
post yfw penta joins the vision
>>18708783Fuck yeah Punkdaddy's cock is Seth Fucking Rollins ass :)
>>18708809He's not free until December
No pop as the French don't understand what a table is despite it being almost the same word
crowd doesnt feel invested in this one
You internet smark champion Ilja Dragonshit is NOT, I repeat, is NOT the 4th man in a main event stable.Get it through your heads, retards.
>>18708825literally just order grilled chicken
>>18708817when? today? let me see so I can also see the clowning
>>18708823Yep the shitleys are only over in muttmerica
>>18708832Yeah, seth being world champ does that
alright jey should eat the pin for being a lil fagboy and not gang-murdering rollins
Jey is the 4th seffrider
>>18708826penta should go back to just breaking peoples arms every weekthis company hires like a billion people surely they can afford to just keep someone out for a month every weekthey didnt have steph wrestling in like 2 months they couldve just had Penta break her arm back then or with Kross and his bitchstupid fucking company, fuck them
>>18708826
Sethbros we're getting 1992'd but the vanilla kind
>>18708796>All zesty just like SethYES BOOOOOOIIII
>>18708832Think they know that Seth will retain via run-in, so they're just waiting for it
>>18708826no one cares about penta, only illegals
Why is phil in better shape at 47 than he was at 37
BURNING HAMMMER IT'S OVER
>>18708845its not the same brother
BUUUUUUUURRRNNNINNNNNG HAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Seff's pedigree is as effective as a suplex
>>18708853Took a shower, hit the weights, got a clue
Crowd Sleeping
Why did the Usos choose to use super kicks when they can barely get their legs up?
Punk has a ball sweat mark kn his trunks
>>18708864Too much chanting they're tired
>>18708843that does make me seethe because it was a great way to write people off in LU. they did it with Gable at least.
>>18708853doesnt have staph on his asshole and isnt working 300 days a year
nglJey and LA just ain't on the same level as Punk and Seff
I think Punk shit himself.
>>18708864dehydrated
lol Seth sounds like a Marvel villain
Seth can win this clean, no need for a shitty run in.
>>18708870Why are people from Mississippi like this?
>>18708870
>>18708873
>obligatory bury la knight spot
>>18708870BASED
>>18708870i had 2 cups of coffee and a few spoonfuls of greek yogurt
>>18708870healthiest American
Top kek
I thought paul Heyman advised seff to stop dressing like a fag
based Seff real heel moments
Why is the ring mic'd so well now? You can hear them clearly.
Give me your win percentages lads:Rollins 90%Punk 9%Uso 1%Knight 0%
HE'S KNIGHTIN UP!!
>>18708891Paul is in the hospital
la knight is shit but that was a great elbow
WHAT TIME WADE????
>not letting knight hit the BFT1000 iq yeetnigger
>>18708891Seff doesn't listen to jews just takes their money
>>18708894LA knight 100%
>>18708894rollins 99.999%punk .001 (audible if seth gets injured)
>>18708900Local medical facility*
Triple Threat >>> Fatal Four Way
>>18708891he was sent into a state of shock after finding out how his real interest rates
>>18708893Because there’s a lot of story in the shit talking
>>18708894the fans 100%
>>18708870>2025>not maintaining a calorie deficit
>>18708901>LA Knight is shit but everything he does is awesomeKewl
>>18708894100% Rollins
>>18708919literally one thing
Why don't they just get chairs or chains? There's no rules so what's stopping them?
Blonde cunt in the front row has never cheered once or put her hands up or clappedWhy go to a wrestling show if you don't like it
Based table
I AM THE TABLE
shit table spot lol
>>18708893I think they switch it up and down when needed. If it was up full time you'd hear a lot more spot calling.
crowd dead asf
JE SUIS LA TABLE
>>18708894rollins keeps it until mania night 1 (maybe 2) against roman, its too blatant to the point of being fucking boring
Table went into business for itself
GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU JEY
>>18708930French girls aren't impressed by this sort of thing
I AM THE TABLE!
phil's frail frame failed to break the table
HATEYEETLOVEYEAH
>>18708938Kek
>>18708940The table is not a Punkbunny
>>18708900Lmao seff instantly unpacked his zesty outfits once paul left the arena
they cant break the tables anymore cause it would hurt the ad revenue
is jey taking the pin to punish rikishi ?
Damn the table didn’t break lol
USO protected that BFT
>>18708944Was gonna post this kek
>>18708930maybe she has autism and reacts internally
I'm surprised Paris is so white.
what the fuck is HHH's obsession with fatal 4 ways over triple threats?
>>18708953Yeah
Considering LA Knight loses all the time, wouldn't be better to let LA Knight win and then challenge him for the title 1 on 1? The chances of winning go way up.
>>18708944Phil's frail frame failed to fracture the furniture
>>18708960Women don't get autism they just say they do bc it's a trend
>>187089644 is better than 3 chud
>>18708953Wouldn't be surprised
>>18708894uhm...L.A. Knight 80%
>>18708968this, phil lost weight
why do they keep letting green shirt in the front row when he never does any of the chants, never claps, never cheers... he makes the show look boring
>>18708964they do so many more triple threats, every MITB qualifier for example
>>18708963the ticketprices are racist thats whyDont worry the streets are as you would expect
KWAB
KNIGHT JUST KILLED HIMSELF
Welp Rip knight
>>18708966I don't see Knight ever winning the title. I just think Triple H doesn't believe in him.
MAX DUPRI IS DOWN
ACK!
Damnit knight
>>18708966He already did, and got DQ by Punk.
Jey was trying to save him... Knight, you fool...
Kek Knight told Seff to move
>>18708974I shoot love cowprint bros
>>18708974The state of her now, looks like a crackwhore with all those tats.
At least ucey is getting pinned and not knight
too bad L.A. is a failed city
>>18708986
>>18708988Horrible time to post this
based knight fucked up that heel table
recycle>>18708515>>18708515>>18708515
whats wrong with punk's nipples?
