>"TURN THAT GAY FAKE WRESTLING SHIT OFF"How do you defend the honor of the business in this situation?
>>18713435Play Antonio Inoki's entrance theme max volume on my phone and start shoot slapping everyone in the bar.
>>18713435>how about you let us leave it on and you can take me around back and fuck my ass for 5 minutes?
>>18713435*pretend i'm not watching*
>>18713435I see people here casually mention watching wrestling at bars and I could never tell if I was getting worked or not since I've never witnessed that. Then last night it finally clicked for me, I realized the problem is I never go to gay bars.
>>18713435Scream my lungs out and do webm related
>>18713435I turn off AEW and put on WWE
I go to gay bars and they are always playing Dynamite on Wednesdays so I don't think this problem really exists.
>>18713442Inoki would be proud.
>>18713444Deal
I put on bischoffs new promotion
>>18713460Popped me
>>18713435>calls out a challenge to my empty tableYOU WANNA FUCKING GO?>begins pacing, eyes obviously seeing redYOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES?>crams hot pocket into mouth still steaming>stares at you with burnt cheddar ham lipsYOU WANNA FUCKING GO
>>18713435Relax you fuckin faggotWe aren't watching AEW
>>18713435That was the last thing that guy said before Meng took his nose off
I start gaslighting them that wrestling is actually real.
>>18713435I cut a Steiner-esque promo on them in my head
>>18713435I stay silent because fuck modern wrestling
There is nothing more gayer than 22 man chasing a ballSame goes to Apehoop or even NFL and rugby where men ends up with the other's ballsack hit them in full force in their faces.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uV729qOkmaw
>>18713456
>>18713442FPBP
>>18713435I hit the perp in the head with my half-finished can of beer obviously
>>18713435>"TURN THAT GAY FAKE WRESTLING SHIT OFF"Oh shit my bad
>>18713435Shout OOOAAAH and Superman Punch the complaining faggotIt's that easy
>>18713696They did the gummy bear spot because you faggots bitched so hard about the thumb tacks.They're literally making fun of you.
>>18713435I'm the one who said it
>>18713435>Hey! fuck you, buddy. This is my establishment. This is on ESPN, the global leader in sports. Must not be fake anymore, uh.
>>18713696Why did Buck #2 open his mouth?
>>18713460Every time I see this nigga he looks like the fuckin kid from jungle book kek
pull a light tube out of the ceiling fixture, walk up to the complaining faggot, take a bite of the light tube and then spit the broken glass in his face. now he's got something real to complain about.
>>18713435Well I’m usually the one yelling that but only if AEW is on
>>18713745I mean, they're gummy bears, those things are deliciousThey were making fun of the people who bitched about the thumb tack spot in a prior show.
>>18713435I'm watching it pal
>>18713745He thought Omega was gonna give him the usual
>>18713460>Rolls away from the fire, then immediately runs back towards the fire.They don't call him Retard Tony for nothing!
>>18713717Kek you're crying>>18713745Muscle memory
>>18713460Why does he act this way?
>>18713815>stating facts is cryingk
>>18713816Autism
>>18713717>see? they made themselves look like retards to make fun of YOUOkay. They still look retarded though, right?
>>18713815Your projection gimmick where you get pissed off at things and then accuse people of crying is literally the most dimeless one on this board.Get new material.
>>18713823>stating factsMore like seething and resorting to insults and slurs because I posted a webm of a spot with gummy bears and called it fake has you entirely gotten to and crying
>>18713831It's literally a fake sport, imagine taking wrestling as seriously as you are instead of just enjoying the joke.You are the reason people make fun of wrestling fans. You take it too fucking seriously.
>>18713834>no u
>>18713836>n..no! you're the one crying!See? There you keep going.Pathetically dimeless as always.
>>18713845>you're the one crying!It's true
>>18713843>projection is okay when I say it first!You're literally retarded.
>>18713850If you say so lil bro.
>>18713851>>18713855They're biting good today
>>18713435There's only one correct answer
>>18713864>i troll u!We troll each other bro and we have a good time doing it. ;)
>>18713839People make fun of wrestling fans because they mark out over gummy bear spots
>>18713435"Its a TV Show not a Sport you stupid nigger"
>>18713877Anon, if you think that's the reason normies hate wrestling then you need to talk to more normies.Most people see the thing as intrinsically ridiculous in and of itself, even when it's done well. They don't even know about the fucking gummy bear spots because none of them know what AEW even is.No one watches this shit.
>>18713435>ill show you fake>*takes out glock*>*unloads mag*>"gay fake shit huh?"
>>18713895Easy there Arn
>>18713839>THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF SEVEN GUYS ON TWITTER>IT'S HILARIOUSlol okay budsure
>>18713435It's clearly a football on tv, MU vs some other club. Please next time chose an appropriate picture. Thank you.
>>18713904Where's the lie?Normies absolutely think wrestling fans are retarded and take this shit too seriously.They really think we're sitting around watching what we think are shoot matches, actively rooting for our favorites.That's what they hate about it. The silly stuff they make fun of because they think we believe it's real.
>>18713924>Normies absolutely think wrestling fans are retardedAnd they're right.
>>18713435Point out that their favorite sportsball team have naked showers together like queers
>>18713938No argument there.Whole board is full of posts proving it.
>>18713913West Ham 0- 2 Man United 22 March 2014
>>18713540
>>18713872This actually is the best answer lol. Vader did something similar to that sandfaggot in saudi arabia
>>18713442Fucking the best FPBP in the history of /pw/ (not in the history of /asp/ though)
>>18713696What the fuck is this shit, those things look like gummi bears
>>18713435>moyes
>>18713442Who's the cute kween in the cowboy hat who hugs him?
>>18714307>those things look like gummi bearsThose things ARE gummy bears
>>18714307They are.They're making fun of the people who complained when they did a similar spot with thumbtacks.
>>18714334By making themselves look retarded?
>>18713895based and you even triggered one tranny
>>18714334>hey're making fun of the people who complained when they did a similar spot with thumbtacks.No they aren't. It's the Young Bucks. It's them being heckin ironic because oh no they've been foiled againorino =DJust like them coming out to Mmmbop. Just like all of their merch being intentionally shitty graphic design. They hide behind insincerity because then when people don't like whatever retarded meta shit they're doing they can just be like 'well you aren't supposed to anyway'
>>18714856That's the point - yes, they are being ironic.They are ironically making fun of the people who complained about the thumbtacks.I'm not saying it's brilliant or even good, just saying that's what they were obviously doing. It was a shitty callback.
>>18714796>pro-wrestlers making themselves look retardedYou do understand what pro-wrestling is, yes?I'm not defending it or saying it's good. I didn't even watch.But the point is to be entertaining. They were trying to entertain the crowd by doing a shitty callback to something they were criticized for.I'm not saying it's clever. Just saying that's why they did it.
suck his dick and say “welcome to being gay”
>>18713435last time I watched wrestling at a bar was the 2016 royal rumble, and it drew a decent audience.
>>18713435put all of them in a shoot TAZMISSION
>>18714329>>18714334... Jesus fuck... I don't even know how to react, is there no one backstage to tell them to stop doing retarded shit?, who the FUCK could even think that this would be a good idea to begin with?, this fucking company really needs to get a clue.
>>18716146They thought it was funny, the crowd thought it was funny and were entertained, normies think pro-wrestling is ridiculous regardless, who was hurt?Let's not act as though even Cornette didn't do retarded, silly shit.https://streamable.com/jtre9
>>18716302Comedy wrestling has its place in the midcard and shouldn't be anywhere near the main event or top stars barring exceptional circumstances. Now do note, this doesn't mean a wrestler has to be serious all the time, it means people have to TAKE him seriously, see Rock for a great example of a guy that did fun promos but no one thought he was a clown in the ring.AEW just keeps doing indie shit.
>>18716620It entertains its fans.If those fans aren't enough to sustain the company, it'll die an ignoble death. IMO, the wrestling world will be a better place.But, in the meantime, I don't see the point of getting worked up about what people are doing in wrestling companies I don't even watch.And no, it's not a matter if it reflecting poorly on pro-wrestling either. Normies absolutely hated pro-wrestling before AEW came around and don't even know what that is. They hate most of the stuff you and I might think is good.
>>18716681What are you goalposting now, that some kind of cope?, do you know that wrestling during the end of the 90s was mainstream as fuck right?, do you even realize that AEW has never made money?, it only exists because the Khan family is absurdly rich.
>>18716937I'm not goalpost moving because this isn't an argument. I'm just presenting a different point of view.I frankly don't really care about AEW. I just take a view that pro-wrestling exists to entertain people and, as long as it's doing that, it's doing its job just fine.Pro-wrestling was mainstream. But it's also always been hated, even back then. It was hated before WCW made it cool again. I remember arguing with grade school classmates about it back in the 80s who thought it was lame and fake.
>>18713435Wheel myself away
>>18718209Based Hogwheels
>>18713466
I find that bitch and hit him with a shoot worm.
>>18713442Popped me
>>18713696If those are the sugar free haribos this is the most brutal thing I've ever seen in wrestling.
>>18713435I tell them there are still hot bitches wrestling in pudding and slime and that stone cold is coming back tonight just to make them sit through modern wrestling.
>>18718506kek, the stuff of absolute nightmares.thumbtacks would have been more merciful.
>>18713435Take a shit on my seat and leave
>>18713435I have actually done this at a bar. Everyone cheered and my wife just buried her head in her hands. I don't wanna see fake shit when I'm outside me home.
>>18719295Based WWE hater hankering for some AEW
>>18713435I probably was the one who said that
>>18713442Basado
>>18713444Least homosexual GayEW fan
>>18713882We don't use that word here
>>18715866The young cucks won't fuck you, tranny
>>18715871/thread
>>18716146>is there no one backstage to tell them to stop doing retarded shit?The owner of the company is a retarded manchild who enjoys retarded shit.
>>18714321Jacqueline Moore
>>18713839man if all you can think is that its all fake then why do you even watch? do you see people talking about how a scene in a movie being shitty doesn't matter because its fake on tv?
>>18718209Popped me
