Smash 'em Rockster!
>>18714319Mark Kerr? More like Nick Kerr.
>>18714319Brian Last in the fucking mud! How badly is he gonna seethe when his critic brethren praise this film
>>18714319The Rock can’t act bros….our response?
>>18714319kek Rock is back baby.Not only biggest blockbuster star in Hollywood. Now about to go for them Oscars
the arms race of who could get an oscar nomination between paul walter hauser and batista is now in shambles if dwayne can leapfrog them immediately, if he can pull it off then the black adam disaster woulda been worth it
>>18714319As much as I love to shit on Dwayne, the trailers made it look like it's by far and away the best thing Hollywood has churned out in ages.
>>18715724>>18715724keep in mind that the movie is directed by only one (1) sadfie bro, imagine had the two of them had done this movie instead it would have been a direct rocket ship strap
>>18714319kek what a based wrestling legend that’s about to over the academy awards in a squash match
>the rock finally does a serious movie>immediately winsWhy didn't he do this before? Was he himself too afraid or did he have a bad agent?
>>18715853>finallyHe did a Walking Tall remake in, like, 2003.
>>18715869>Walking Tallkek, apparently just discovered this weekend that the dude that movie is based of killed his wife instead of the 'tall tale' of a hit job by some criminal gang
>>18715925based
>>18714319More supreme litty kino from future academy award winner Dwayne The Rock Johnson
>>18715755The other Safdie is venturing into comedy. And as the Coen Brother post-break up output has shown us, funny doesn't equal money. So there's a very real chance Benny is the Michaels and Joshua is the Jannetty.
>>18715869Did not know the guy the movie was based on was also a professional wrestler at one point. Also a wife murderer kek what the fuck
>>18716119>>18715925they should do another remake of this with the new info revealed, a much more interesting story
I will wait to see it myself
>>18716243HAYAI!
>>18714319>It’s a hitHe’s never coming back. No Rock vs Cody. No Rock vs Roman
>>18716486good
>>18716486Nah winning the oscar is the leverage he needs to fire Paul
>>18715925Wow I hadn't heard about that. It does make way more sense though.
No
>>18714319I'll wait for Armond's review, I don't trust anyone else
>>18716768>a p. levesque review
>>18714319I thought mark was the titan or some shit
Guys remember the chaperone that was based.Had the funny stoned bus driver a pre wall ariel winter. THE GAME TRIPLE H
>>18715869In what way was that a serious movie?Serious also means your director and writer take t seriously. Not just the actor.
>>18716787Based
>>18716768>swears and can’t spell clichéall the best reviewers act like this
>>18714319This is probably his first serious role since The Scorpion King. Good on him, he's realising it's not just about big pay days.
>>18715853He wanted the bag, now he wants the critical acclaim.
>>18714319Ngl, it looked pretty good in the trailer. I'm not gonna hate on him for making a decent movie if he managed to be in one. It's just a "congrats and fuck you for not showing up on WM bitch"
>>18716243deadass, the netflix house style of shooting has done more damage to movies than any sort of piracy combined
>>18716243kek he turned into an aew wrestler
>>18714319can’t wait to see it
>>18716882damn this anon being deadass up in this bitch.
>>18716924fraid so it really is terrible, the ever disappearing use of actual film and shooting on digital has been nothing short of catastrophic
>>18716243Why would you punch a guy that you already have at knife-point? His head would just recoil back and headbutt the guy holding the knife
>>18716951Chris Nolan films look pretty good still. Shane about the horrible sound mixing though.
>>18716964Why would you shoot a guy before throwing him from a plane?
>>18716986So he dies harder
So far all RT reviews agree Rock is the best part of the movieAward season, here we come
>>18717244think we can finally end the debate of 'do you need acting classes if you're a wrestler?' with a resounding yes, especially now more than ever if you're an active one
Batista bros.....Dwayne is getting praised for his acting
>>18714319Never doubted him
>>18717406bootista was in Naked Gun, he wins
>>18714319LITTYGAWDS
>>18714319Smashing anus.
>>18716243Is the shot of him being tiny and the bald guy looking down on him that looks like a vin diesel clone by design? What a rib!
>>18719847shut up bitch
kek. Rocky left Cena's farewell tour cause he knew this movies was dimes.
>>18716243this is peak retardkino
>>18714319WOCKY YOU HOMO GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>18716243I feel like this is something that somebody who was lobotomized would really enjoy
>>18716243is this black Adam? his power is he can turn into tiny man?
>>18720129nope that's old news this is Sack Adams and his power is he can grow to the size where he can perfectly fondle or attack your balls
>>18720129No,black adam applies blackface and turns into superman
>>18716243What movie is this? I can't believe we've reached a point of CGI looking like satire being this normalized despite technological advancement the past 30 years. How did we degrade this badly from Jurassic Park's CGI
>>18716243WTF is this?
>>18714325Care to niggapolate?
calling it now, this movie is absolute shit
