SOCIALLY AWKWARD BIRB EDITION!!!/ourbirb/ once again endears herself to many with her awkwardly cute charms. The internet is abuzz with discussion of her ever growing work of awkward dap ups, ranging from legends such as Becky to beloved figures like Bayley and now even Adam Pearce! This birb is definitely NOT for the streets! In other news, Lyra is set to have a banger of a match against either Raquel or Roxy next Raw and Bayley might still become a part of Lyra's story going forward. After a successful homecoming and European tour it seems as though things are now starting to pick up again! Also, Lyra is BUILT for Tatum. BUILT!Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic. Uh oh!Previous: >>18660752SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LE Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Socials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
Tatumbunny.
>>18727629
This is the thread.
>>18727696That Tatum stare.
>BirbCHADS recognizing Tyra (to the END!)Based AF.
*crickets**0 pop*
Darkstar has arrived.
How long until she falls in line and gets an ugly tattoo that ruins her body?
>>18727668Tatum gave her life for Lyra.
>>18727754YOu'll finna know it!
>>18727812Definitely within the next 5 years.
>>18728156>>18727812I can see her either sticking with the good girl aesthetic or getting a small anime reference as a tattoo. Either Death Note or Berserk.
>>18727812Unironically, she's not like that.
>>18727812Why would you even say that?
>>18728247Javi and LJ get matching cuck chairs
>>18728171Nigga she is EXACTLY the type of person who is like that.
>>18728265proofs?
>>18728265What makes you say that?
>>18727629Cancel the lyraverse, bird lady is anti-dimes
>>18728257Tatum and Lyra do couple things in private.
>>18728325Are there more?
>>18728325Is Birb autistic?
I thought we were just memeing, but people on X are literally calling Lyra a groomer
>>18728376No>>18728377Yes>>18728381You tell me.
>>18728377She may have a little of 'tism and wrestling is her super power.
>>18728404Based Birb, she's a role model for autistic people.
>>18728873Love this beautiful Birb
>>18728377>>18728404>>18728442infanticide is nonce behavior. circle jerking the idea a grown woman is autistic and child like is creepy iyopedo shit.
>>18729758But I'm autistic and childlike myself. I want Lyra to groom me like she groomed her fiance.
>>18729758Darkstar pretending to be a centrist isn’t helping.
>>18729788He's so pathetic lmao
Fuck the haters.
birb butte
>>18728381Because she is. She was 18 while her boyfriend was 15. That's statutory rape
>>18730636I wish I was Lyra's statutory rape victim.
>>18730636Who gives a fuck. That shit doesn’t apply when the “victim” is male. If I had a 15 year old son and he was picking up hot 18+ bitches I’d be saying “good job, son”. For a boy/male it’s a fucking win.
>>18730775I seriously can't imagine caring if an 18 year old guy was dating a 15 year old girl. I mean sure if the guy is a scumbag it's a problem, but that's true regardless of age. If they just know each other from school and like each other then who the fuck cares.
Me and Lyra
>>18730830Looks like the white version of a stardom wrestler.
>>18730859
>>18730943AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>18728265>>18727812Kek this anon knows what he's talking about, you see these types of girls all the time. She already has a piercing, you think it'll stop there? She's a typical nerdy shy girl with insecurities and naivety. She'll get it to "express and empower" herself and try to pretend like it means something when all you did was put a cloak over your eyes. If you want to see what she'll look like in ten years, refer to Rhea Ripley for more insight.
>>18730993Rhea Ripley burned coal.
>>18731005And Loira's a groomer. Fed with tranny tendencies all around what can I say kek
Birbziguri.
>>18731347based
>>18729788that part
Her royal thighness.
>Lyra and Tatum reunite in backstage>Crowd goes ballistic>Lyra and Tatum start making out>Monster POP>Lyra and Tatum go to a nearby room and close the door>"HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!">Wet PLAP noises, moans, and table shaking can be heard inside the room>POP so loud that it ruptures Myles Borne's eardrums>"Book, this might be one of the greatest moments in WWE history!">"AW, YES MAN! SHUCKY DUCKY PLAP PLAP!"
>>18732245>later in the night we see the door opening>out comes a a weak kneed Lyra whose hair is disheveled >behind her appears Tatum with a shit eating grin as she slaps Lyra's ass >the camera pans to the door which reveals a love nest with several wet spots on the bed sheets
>>18733050sniff.
I believe I can fly!
TYRA FOREVER!!!
>>18734770very suggestive players
Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss
>>18734770what's this submission hold called?
>>18735182Psycho Scissor!
>>18735489*Psycho Scissors.
>>18735489>>18735546I like to call it the lezzlock
>>18735623>"Look, Booker! She calls this the Lezzlock! As she's trying to...">Tatum does a SHOOT Lezzlock, if you know what I mean>The screen goes black>"WHAT THE HELL?!">"I wonder the same thing, Book..."
>>18733234>>18733935Birbbros, does Tatum know about us?
>>18735914What if she's the one posting about Tyra in our threads...?
>>18736250Well, Tatum was the one who started the whole "Tyra" thing, which is a ship name, so it means she shipped herself with Lyra first. Tatum started shipping herself with Lyra before the fandom did! So, even if Tatum doesn’t post on this board, she’s still the creator of the ship. I bet Tatum has at least thought about kissing Lyra once, even if just as a joke!
>>18736250Oh, and just imagine Tatum posting that Lyra is a Tatumbunny and that she's been TATERED. KEK!
>>18736399Gotta make sure everyone knows she's been TATERED.
Birb? Cute!
Bros, idk what Becky has done but she's been looking hot again recently.
>>18737504is that Phil Collins?
>>18736734Her pussy bones are so hot.
Lyra.
Board moving fast today?
>>18738122I need them back.
>>18732245>Wet PLAP noises, moans, and table shaking can be heard inside the roombut who's doing the plapping Tatum or Lyra?
>>18738218Tatum
Kek
>>18738122Make the call, Paul
>>18738832Why doesn't he just go to NJPW to build up his resume?
>>18738991Wasn’t he in NOAH?
>>18738218>Tatum is obsessive and possessive in her platonic and romantic relationships>Lyra has shown that she likes being dominatedHmm... I guess Dove is getting PLAPPED by Tater. Oh, 'fraid so.
>>18737504>Izzi, give me my Tatum back!
>>18739182I want to see Lyra cum on Tatums strap on. Is that too much to ask?
>>18739225I don't see that happening. Lyra and Tatum are shy enough that they wouldn't even hold hands in public! But when they're alone... That's another story.
Tyra.
Are we getting a repeat of this next Raw?
>>18739893Paxkyria.
>>18740412I hope so, but I also smell an "Auntie Bayley just turned heel on Birb" after the match.
>last post 45 minutes ago>page 5
>>18741497Do you smell what The Birb is chirping?Caw!The Birb's layin' the smack downThe Birb says... The Birb says...The Birb says... The Birb says...Know your role and shut your mouthCaw, caw, caw, caw, caw...Caw!The Birb says...The Birb says "know your damn role"!Caw!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z41aC4voUTU
>>18741872Damn nigga you need to get laid
>>18741872is that Phil Collins?
>>18741968>>18741972Fuck you, DarkStaretty, or whoever the fuck you are.
>>18728381Can we just ban normalfags from the internet?2007 ruined the world a lot
>>18741968>>18741972'sup darkstar
30 minutes to page 5, holy shit
>>18741872based
>>18742385This is ridiculous.
>>18742557Annoying as fuck.
>>18742964It is.>>18742968Wow, Lyra is beautiful.
>>18742968next Nightwish album cover
>>18743012>Wow, Lyra is beautiful.Everyone says this!
page 5 in 17 minutes? hello?
I just read a fanfic of Lyra and Tatum.
>>18743519Where? Please, tell me!
>>18727812Probably after her first major belt
>>18743519Elaborate.
WHAT IF: Lyra Valkyria makes her entrance to "Written in My Face" (Sheamus' theme song)/ourbirb/ makes her way to the ring to the theme song of her fellow Irishman, Big Sheamo.This is an edit I made (also, sorry for the large file size, KEK).I think this song fits well with Lyra's entrance. What do you think, Birbbros?https://files.catbox.moe/67y329.mp4
>>18744018>>18744018I actually quite like it! I think her current theme is definitely not the worst, but imagine if she had a banger similar to the one Sheamus had. Or imagine if she had a Nightwishesque song similar to "Wishmaster" or "I wish I had an angel", it'd go so hard
The Birb can stay
>>18727629I've been like Pierce when my friend tries to teach me a new handshake
>>18744433Based thread saver
I will not be able to watch Raw live next week because I will be at Disney World. But I'm happy that when I catch up on WWE when I get back, I'll be able to enjoy another Lyra match.
>>18745041Have fun at Disney World!
>>18727812Praying she gets a spade tatoo
>>18743577>>18743577Birb is being lewded in the log!
>>18744154>imagine if she had a Nightwishesque songHOLY DIMES! Nightwish goes perfect with Birb's vibes.
>>18745453>Tatum every night when Lyra comes home
>>18745640Lyra is a Sirenia girl.
Tatum should kidnap Izzi and Lyra. Fraid so.
>>18745677Seems like she has a thing for Evanescence as well
>>18746095She’s so based.
>>18746270Tatum holding the leash
>>18746360Ready for Tatum
>>18746388That's so fucking hot.
>>18746095based rockstacy
>>18746270>>18746388Birbbros, is this real?
>>18746889It’s consensual.
>>18746913I believe it.
>>18746889I can't believe Grok doesn't flag this shit as being sexual.
>>18746947WTF is this real??
>>18746947This one was supposed to be Tatum but I don't think Grok knows what she looks like.
>>18746982Knows Becky though
>>18746947Why does it look like she's saying "prove you are really bisexual"
Damm wheels slid the Iyo general kek, always weird that this general never gets slid by him ain't?
>>18747060Ty
>>18746981Afraid so.
>>18747060That sounds like a personal failing on your part.
>>18747093Kek.
>>18747060Interesting that /arrrr/ wasn't slid either. It's almost as if you're just trying to craft a narrative.
>>18747026Literally this
>>18747135He made fun of /arrr/ when they got pushed to the archive one time. I’ll always remember that. And now that it happened to him it’s “uhh sliding brooo”
>>18747135I mean it could always be wheels bumping some generals but not others
>>18747200>everyone who posts new threads is wheels and everyone who replies to threads is wheelsIt’s getting old.
>>18747210No what I mean is, wheels could be bumping this general positively, and bump the kairi general negatively while sliding the iyo general for example.
>>18746967And this is what Tatum sees at home every day!>>18746982Maybe Grok will know when Tatum moves up to the main roster.
>>18747238That’s a lot of buzzwords just to blame some cripple. Just admit that you didn’t do a good job bumping your general. It’s ok.
>>18747238You know what? That's fair. I dont think whoever is sliding is an active part of /birb/ but given the wording of>>18744433makes me think he did bump it.
>>18747263I don't like any of the generals specially the waste of space the mayu general is, i just came to laugh that wheels actually slid the iyo general and well the accusations of him liking lyra just fit kek.
>>18747288Like I said before>>18747210
>>18747038Damn, I hadn't notice. Hot AF.
>>18747288We love Mayu here in the Lyra general
>>18747339We sure do.
>>18747060>>18747093>>18747135>>18747155>>18747200>>18747210>>18747238>>18747263>>18747274>>18747288We Birbchads have no association with Wheels or any other troll. We just want to chill in our general, posting about /ourbirb/ and Tyra stuff (thanks, Tatum!).
>>18747288I'm pretty sure you're the person who makes most of those accusations so of course you'd think so.
>>18747406This. I'm here to post about the birb and friends.
>>18747548I’m here to say the word.
>>18747650You wouldn't!
Aoife.
>>18747693Tatumbunny!
>>18747848Don’t.
>>18742385Pigwheels is losing his shit after the latest AEW news and Big Sexy Kev mocking Becky "desperation" Lynch.
>>18747934Valkyrie. What? Did you think I was going to say Cusack? Of course not, KEK.
>>18747909Finest Irish craftsmanship for a beautiful goth bpd gremlin
>>18747936Huh?
REMINDER:You are not allowed to post or reply to Pax posts, an actual talent like Tatters doesn't deserve to be associated with this dimeless feathered Janetty
>>18748936>TattersFalseflag spotted. Gms!
>>18748936Retard.
>>18748995Please ignore the Iyofag. He keeps falseflagging and always manages to fuck up somehow.
>>18749004It's funny that you guys are still in denial about Lyra being hated by more people than just Iyoschizo, even normies like that retard Russo and people on twitter hate her.Also leave Paxmaniacs alone!
>>18749074>even normies like that retard Russonon sequitur, nobody normal listens to Russo's opinions
>>18749074Please stop pretending you aren’t him. You tried this with Liv and Stephanie and it didn’t work.
>>18749137It's a dstinct pattern of very low IQ behavior
>>18749710*distinctGMS to myself :(
>>18749137It's so obvious too. His posts always reek of desperation because he gets no sold constantly. Sees people talking about Tyra? Suddenly a "fan" shows up that can't even spell her nickname right.
>>18749994At least this time he had the decency to post a nice pic of Tater's ass.
>>18750206Lil' Birb is a lucky girl.
Built for Tatum.
Lyra is finally going to get to meet AJ!
>>18750900Kek
>>18750753What does that mean?
>>18750954KEK. Wow, no love for Paige.
>>18750954Paigebros....
>>18751042>>18751452Huh…
>>18750954>>18751492What happened between April and July, Lyra? How did Paige sink on the tier list?
>>18751492That's an older post though. What happened during that time for Birb to change her opinion on Paige and rank her below The Bellas?
>>18751606KEK, I wonder the same thing. I was a Paigefag back in the day.
We must uncover the truth behind the sudden ranking changes.
>>18747026>>18746982>>18746967
>>18751918I can’t decipher it.
Board moving fast again
>>18752286Rovert is seething that Becky was exposed like a bitch
>>18752339You just posted like three AI threads.
>>18752375Sure rovert suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>18751918>>18752191Schizo Birb.
>>18752771She's so small. Just look at her short, strong arms. I want them to hit me in the face (and balls too)!
>>18753129Based Birb.
>>18753129I hear Sports Illustrated begs to differ! Which is it, birb?
>>18753836Dimes pic ngl
>page 5 in 19 minutes
Oh my did Iyo get slid again?Who would do such a thing?Have this bump to save the Birb
Birb.
shitbird faggotbitch
>>18755672No.
I don’t understand why he can’t bump his threads instead of blaming us
I'm excited for Lyra's match on Monday!
>>18756547I’m hoping its Roxy
>>18756555would be fun
>>18757318You just know she's already looking forward to meeting her on Monday
>>18727629Lyra is antidimes
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
>44 minutes to page 6
>>18758161You’re complaining about people bumping it and then you bump it to make fun of the drop off. What’s your game plan, fan of EVILs wife.
Gomenasai, my name is Lyra-chan.I’m a 28 year old Irish joshi (female wrestler for you gaijins). I study Cagematch and wrestling matches on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and practicing superior Japanese moves. (Bridging Dragon, Poison Rana, Moonsaults)I train with my kendo stick every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon under the ring. I earned my kendo stick license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese wrestling history and their strong style, which I follow 100%When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious dojo to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can wrestle in Marigold or wrestle with Mayu Iwatani!I own several kimonos, which I wear backstage. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to Kairi and Asuka and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in Japan!
>>18758249Asuka loves her.
>>18758275At least she didn't get her general slid
>>18758288Jej
>>18758288Oof.
kinda sucks because I really like IYO but her fans on here make it impossible to be a fan of both or enjoy just talking about her
