LIVE FROM CHICAGO>CM Punk appears!>John Cena makes his final smackdown appearance!
>>18745565>John Cena makes his final smackdown appearance!Is that a promise?
>>18745565CHICAGOCHICAAAAGOOOOOO
>>18745565Is tonight when AJ Lee is supposed to come back?
>smackdown in chicagoLET'S LIGHT IT UPLIGHT IT UP LIGHT LIGHT UP
>>18745580Afraid so.
I’m waiting for a certain Buddy of mine.
>>18745565we need a slur for people who still watch WWE. I've got a few ideas but the one I keep landing on is "faggot"
>>18745565>April and Phil Mendez vs Rebecca and Colby Quinncringe
>>18745588Enjoy Tranpage tonight
>>18745580gonna be funny when it's not, they really booked themselves in a corner with this
Wow, everybody, let’s all stand and applaud AJ Lee for her incredible bravery in coming back to WWE the same company currently under investigation for sex trafficking which is currently run by the same folks who looked the other way.Truly inspirational stuff. Even better, she’s debuting on a show where the big star attraction is Brock Lesnar, the guy who knew all about Vince’s extracurriculars and made Janel Grant humiliate herself by demanding a piss video. Real women’s empowerment moment right there.But hey, let’s all pretend this is some kind of heroic, groundbreaking return. Nothing says “brave” quite like cashing checks from a company built on silence, complicity, and nostalgia.
>>18745638the pre-seethe is crazy
>>18745638She may be as sociopathic as Phil to be honest. We already know she's a cuck queen
>>18745638I mean folks...
>>18745638Pretending to care about women's rights is still considered shitposting.
>>18745565This could possibly be the first ever no milly Smackdown since I and everyone else will be watching the football game
>>18745638your average WWE fan is sub 50 IQ retards that just want nostalgia bait I dont think they care about how this looks and AJ Lee is betting on that
>>18745638No 500k?
>>18745638Mental illness is her super power
>>18745638Reminder that Trent Beretta popped her cherry
>>18745691>nostalgia baitEnjoy your Edge/Christian collab, tranny. lmao
>>18745638cooked that puerto rican half indian midget
>>18745728kek
>>18745565can i get a qrd on the AJ Lee thing?
>>18745752Floundering outside of wrestling. Business ventures kind of a dud. She needs money to fund more failed projects. Returning to wrestling
So how will they introduce her? Rollins and Bex call out Punk, they promo back and forth for a few minutes, then Punk says "he's got his partner" and Light it up starts playing?
>>18745788she aint returning on a random smackdown
>>18745638It's even funnier when you imagine AJ Lee watching Triple H hug Trump and her going "Yeah, this is the company I want to work for again"
Its not going to be the AJ you're expecting
>>18745565
>>18745775but is it a rumour.backstage news or have they written her onto the show? i haven't watched in a while.
>>18745565oh wow, Punk in Chicago. This is must-see.
>>18745638that part
>>18745638
>>18746128They basically said it on the show yeah
does this start at the regular time?
>>18746531Yeah they're in Chicago.
>le midget goblina is backHmm, might watch it
https://x.com/Cubs/status/1964028609510654082
>>18747047Based!
>>18745565looks like a good show. shame it's not in a big city like new york or l.a.
>>18745565I smoked too many cuhbshhdhdhdhdhdjbman that's how I sound when I can't ghughtfh
Grown men watching a show catered towards children
>>18747094hell yeah, brotha
>>18745565grim, rather watch ROH on YouTube tonight
>>18746124Cody would make a good Luke Skywalker instead of that deep fake shit they keep using
>>18746124holy kek
>>187455652.0bros... TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!
I wonder if Rhea gets booed if aj doesn’t show up.
https://x.com/TripleH/status/1964033557778817364
>>18747244>two of the same picture of Bryan Danielson>2K screenshot of Andrewtf
>>18745728>AJ fan>"collab"Faggot
*gong*
Fun fact. AJ Lee is Gilbert Gottfried's niece
>>18745565Shan't be watching I'm afraid. Mahomes and Herbert gonna put on a banger in Brazil.
>>18747244@grok wht he means
AJ Pee
>>18747367>AJ Lee is Gilbert Gottfried's niecewas
>>18747436lmao
>They had to bring in Punk, Cena, Brock, and AJ Lee to replace the star power void that was left after LA Knight went to RAW
LEMME JOB TO YA
>>18747538That's not LA Knight. That's Miami Caballero
>>18745638Without the swallowed baits this post would be nothing. 3,75/5
>cena vs sami tonightare you fucking KIDDING ME
>>18745588fedophile or pEdrone seems to make 'em seethe.
Can we have 2010 Kaitlyn return instead
>>18747778Sami is getting RAPED by Marine Cena just like Marines raped all those sandniggers back in 2002
>>18745590>Seff's name is ColbyKEK a literal faggot name
>>18748011America lost the Afghan war.
>>18748023kwab
Bayley's teasing the fuck out of AJ's return.
>>18748064bayley's teasing the fuck out of her AEW debut and she should do it already
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>18747778It doesn't say that shit anywhere.
>>18748170cory hays DON'T miss
So...what's for dinner tonight /pw/?
>>18745638>>18745775>Floundering outside of wrestling. Business ventures kind of a dud. She needs money to fund more failed projects. Returning to wrestlingYou need to deal with your schizophrenia
It finally hit me today that the WCW and the WCW fans in the 90s were actually the good guys
>>18748187Everyone here hates Samuel but is he a draw? Does he sell a lot of merch? Is he especially gracious with fans? Why do we see so much Samuel?
I miss my wife.
>>18748454Yeah and Phil Brooks worked Saudi Arabia because he loves the country not because they gave him money to pay off his house in California
https://x.com/WWEBigE/status/1964095508722409640
>>18748484is he right pdub??
>>18748499>Calling them American negro women and not African American womenJej
>>18748384I’ve got about 15 minutes to go on some Mulligatawny.
>>18748499Why won't he just say black like a normal person
>>18748499Doing just great without them and their obnoxious fans
>>18748187Is that a yummy wummy heckin callback?! Why didn't they have him work Dom, Bron and Gunther? Who asked for this shit.
>>18748595The kabuki bugs are still wrestling tho
>>18748617Probably John
Lets make a new gamethread without these fags
>>18748499Yeah he's right. There should be a minimum quota of at least 1 half-naked Black woman on screen at all times.
>>18746124kek maybe i should watch this movie
>>18748187wrestling is back
>>18746124Cody kind of looks like Zac Efron like that
>>18748691holy shit
>>18745565FUCKjust got raped
>>18748708it's not that crazy it's just sort of mildly crazy. Use restraint with your vocabulary and expressions.
>>18748721i won't let the man control my vocabulary
>>18748748What about bussy?
AJ Lee is now considered a nostalgia act. You are THAT old now, buddy>look honey it's AJ Lee, remember AJ Lee?
>>18748467Damn that's an impressive backwhy did she stop juicing and lose weight?
>>18748763fertility
>>18748763Great question.
>WE WANT KROSS chants
>>18748777i look like that
>little Indian boy that's been gone for 10 years appears on a show that LoJeet Paul is gonna be on
>>18748499bulbasaurs hahahaha
>>18748807why are smackdown crowds the only ones that have done that
>>18748187imagine Sami tears his shoulder like last time
IShowSpeed is live streaming the NFL football game today on Youtube. Smackdown is fucking COOKED
>>18748384cheesesteak with provolone and fried onions brother
>>18748384I made chorizo rice and cottage cheese with cucumbers for lunch. For dinner I’m just gonna have a pack of ramen and some cherry soda I bought from Cracker Barrel when I had dinner with friends a few days ago.
is this on?
>>18748531Update: It was pretty damn good.
>>18748935Yo montel
>cm punk>aj lee>cena>?brock?maybe this slopdown will be watchable
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING BASEDOLA
>people hyped for aj leeshe's fucking dogshit
>>18748970yeah cm punk sucks ever since he left wwe the first time
Reminder:If you watch SmackDown tonight, you are watching male on male wrestling, which schizos think is gay porn.
>>18748970The same people shitting on Nikki Bella are excited for AJIts really interesting
>>18748499We need a nubian kween at the very tippy top. Sol Ruca is my candidate!
Where's Nakamura been? The pre-roll on Netflix just reminded me he existed.
slopdown starting
Bros I heard rumors we were lighting it up today is that true?
>>18749013Think they've realized its just not working out for him anymore so they're letting his contract run out
Can I watch it on netflix
Together.
is chicago a nice place?
Since when was Cole on smackdown?
These walks at the beginning of the show have gotten old already
NO ONE IS TRULY DAMIENNO ONE IS TRULY PRIEST
>>18749027With a VPN
KIANA
beautiful black women
Aleister was really presented better in aew even if he was barely booked. House of Black was kino idc what anyone says.
Where the FUCK is Tessitore?
Poo
Kiana mogging the shit out of Giulia lol
>>18749047Beautiful woman.
>the next couple of monthsShit, they're really gonna have Cole do double duty while Tess does CFB?
JOE TESSBROS? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
Who did Michin fuck to earn herself these contracts? She's an absolute waste of a roster spot
>>18749045Giulia sexo
Are they making SmackDown the main show?
>Cole and Graves now on SmackdownJoe and Wade on Raw? Cause Wade will goon on par with Booker while Vaquer is on Raw so it might be worth it.
my stream has shitty audio
>>18749047I just don’t get why triple H keeps putting her on tv.
a lot of fat mexicans in the crowd. ICE not doing their jobs
Corey Gravesbros how're we doing? This is a demotion.
>>18749051>Vaquer, Roxxane, and now KianaShe always gets mogged desu
Kiana already showing sigsn of being future endeavored after getting squashed by Michin
>>18749058Designated jobber. Who else would take that role?Green is getting too many pops to stay as the jobber of Smackdown.
>>18749066Demotion? He's doing commentary on dynamite now?
>streaming site normally has 600-800 for smackdown>over 1.2k todaya certain group of posters is not going to like today
>>18749069Shades of Vinci
john looking real strong after kicking out of a punch that put roman down
>>18749058honestly there are other low card women i can understand being a fan of. maybe you saw candice on the indies. maybe you love bimbos so natty does it for ya. big NXT UK fan you probably want alba to get a push...but i just do not understand michin. she doesn't even seem to have any fans. she's not particularly good. she hasn't done anything of note.
>>18749078good morning sir
Chicago crowds arent what they used to be
>>18749051shes literally made for porn
We want Wade
i didn't like the cena logang match
>>18749078>one week ratings boost for the novelty of aj lee returning after 10 years
>>18749063Why do you always hate on her IMG Rhea poster?
nikki got wade kicked off the booth
Slightly above average poo
>>18749084I think the problem is that she just has no gimmick. Alba has no issue being a comedic act. Michin was a “hardcore” act I guess but what did she ever do that was hardcore kek
lay your ass down for the three second tan /pw/
I'm not a cm punk fan
Wish they didn't tell us how many dates he was doing because I'm just getting anxiety as we get towards the end
Imagine going from Europe back to soulless American crowds
WWE Friday Night SmackdownFri • Sep 05, 2025 • 6:30 PMAllstate Arena, Rosemont, ILAvailable Tickets: 0Current Setup: 16,578Tickets Distributed: 16,578
>>18749102Brappledough
>>18749047Release this ugly subhuman already!
cena ruined wrestling
>>18749078And it’s going to be horrible if AJ doesn’t actually come back, you know.
gon be a rough one for SmackDown, but they loaded this bitch up so lets see. First ever free NFL game on YouTube.
>>18749084There's some nepo stuff involved. She's one of Road Dogg's favorites but that only goes so far (see Dakota Kai). She's also apparently really good friends with Charlotte.
>NEVER SEEN A17 YR OLD JOHN CENAAAA!
absolutely monstrous poos there
>>18749097She almost screwed over Chelsea’s title run.
>>18749118fucking counterprogrammers
I think we're in for a great Smackdown bros
>>18749099Phil doesnt even get giga pops here anymore. Chicago is dead
>>18749118>open stream>mr fagim out
john is rattled
>>18749047Kianna Dior?
LET'S LIGHT IT UP
>>18749129That is simply not true when you watch the last time Smack was on Chicago
>>18749045Giulia's look is giga-antidimes.
FUN
we saw nikki fail at clash, just how bad with aj lee comeback match be
WHERE THE FUCK IS BROCK
So why are we still calling him the "last real champion"?
Was going to see an 80's metal cover band. But heard Brock was showing up
I’m gonna miss him bros
>>18749118I seriously don't understand why this Brazil game exists.London I get even if it's an eternal pipedream.Frankfurt I get because a shitload of Americans there with military jobs.Mexico I get because of all the fucking beaners in this country.Brazil just doesn't make sense.
YADIDDAMEAN
>>18749149Cody is a phony.
Special
>>18749118Shitzil and the 9 finger thief will find a way to ruin NFL, dont lose hope WWEbros
>None of this is planned bro>except when sami zayn comes out and challenges me
>>18749146I didn't watch crap of that era but my impression is that Nikki Bella could never wrestle and AJ Lee could. But I mean people say a lot of things about women wrestling.
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
Cena with the spoiler
>>18749136kek
You think you're special...
Special...
"You see these 2 guys right here" *points at black guys*
Last time ever?
>>18749150>seeing cover bandsGrim
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!
Smackdown gods!
KURT MENTIONED
>>18749168someone put together aj wrestling compilation is it was all the same moves KEK
bros... this is getting real.. im getting misty
I would literally sell my soul for Buddy vs John.
>>18749163>>18749176>>18749177Kek
>none of this is plannedHoly shit wrestling is REAL!
I'm seeing Cena next week. Fucking exciting.
>>18749168in reality it's the complete opposite. there is a reason we call her nikkisawa.
PERC MENTIONED!
Not opening with CM Punk in Chicago means he is seen as a lesser asset
>>18749146AJ is actually over though. They'll do that "aura farm" thing between her and Becky, Becky cheats a bit, then tags in Seth to loud boos and Phil and Seth work 95% of the match
kurt better be here tonight
FUCK YOU EUROPE
>>18749199oh shit
>>18749158no one can replace big match john
>>18749200oh no he's seen as lesser then a retiring John Cena, bet he's very sad about that.
>>18749200No, its because hes closing the show with AJ
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18749193i got to see cody/cena vs logan/drew in montreal like a month ago. it was kino
Fuck off Sami
Can't believe i'm sitting through this slop just to see if AJ shows up.
Oh fuck off
FUCK OFF SAMI
That's not Tony D...
>>18749159brazil is trying to become america 2 so they are importing american things like football and evangelical protestantism
They need to change Sami's theme
BUILDING BLOWS UP
>>18749193Make sure to scream appledough! When he comes out
Yeah I don’t want to see Sami vs Buddy.
>>18749146if she wears the long chucks and the shorts it'll be real bad for my dick which will be beaten raw that night.
>expect brock>get samiLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
can someone allude to where to pirately stream smackdown from for me? don't want anything to get shut down though
lmao boos for sami
Sami BOOOOOOOS
>sami vs cena BOOOOOOOOo
cena has not mentioned palestine once during his final yearhis silence has been deafeningget him sami
Why they booing Sami?
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
Mixed poo
based booing
THEY HATE THIS GEEK
BOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOO
>>18749231Two minimum bottom
Sami finally getting treated appropriately.
Yikes
>Chicago boos the shit out of Dimeless ZayneBased.
>grown ass man holding a girl's world order signlet me guess, pedophile rapist?
>>18749172Cenabros, our response?
I HATE SAMI ZAYNI HATE SAMI ZAYN
>sami gets the last Cena smackdown matchwhy?
>sami getting booedBASED CHIRAQ
Shades of Sareee
>SamyWhat a letdown
FUCKING CINEMA, THE US CHAMPION SAMI ZAYN NOW INTERUPPTING CENA. ROLES REVERSED BITCHES.
>>18749237the people wanted gunther and dom and AJ (styles)NO ONE wanted cena to waste one of his last dates, his last smackdown, to wrestle sami zayn
poor sami getting the heat because they wanted brock kek
BOOOOO FUCK PALESTINE
Holy shit the crowd is filled with gayew trannies
>Everyone boo this faggot jesus christ john
fuck he won them back over
Sami finally getting booed for being a shitter
Based crowd
FUCK THIS SAND NIGRO
Fuck you syrian terrorist
"John, i'm just here to say fuck the kikes and death to israel and the idf"
Oh wow was that really Sami's debut on the main roster
>>18749231>retard
are people finally over sami?
So Brock is gonna come out and kill them both?
NEVER EVER talk shit about smarks againnoted smark crowd chicago is booing sami GAYN and he deserves itTHANK YOU SMARKSTHANK YOU CHICAGO
They're booing him for the Palestine flag
FUCK SAMI ZAYNI LOVE WILL OSPREAY
Genuinely feel deflated every time Sami shows his stupid fucking face
>>18749271I would pop
BOOOOOO
>open challenge for the US titlefuck off sami
Sami burying John tonight
lmao based chicago
>>18749280based
Brock is going to rape Cena and Zayn
heh, pretty good to see that nobody really likes this hypocritical bum
>>18749273yeah and he tore his shoulder from dancing too hard in the same match
>THE UNDERDOG GUY IS GOING ON A LOLSAMIWINS RUN OPEN CHALLENGELMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH FUCK YOU SAMI
>>18749289lesnar is going to interfere
>>18749289no shot. brocks gotta be in town
who is considered underrated in WWE right now like when John had the open challenge? who is the Pac, Cesaro, Sami etc who will be answering these open challenges when Sami does this gimmick?
Ten years in the joint
>>18749303>>18749303>>18749303>>18749303>>18749303
What sort of blackmail material does Sami have on H?
>>18749299thisneither are losing here
>Cena gonna job to SamiLmao boo him harder, Chicago
>>18749310Melo
Can AJ Lee bring a friend?
>>18749299Brock is gonna come out in Israel trunks and do what they do to Palestinian hostages
Reminder that we could’ve had Cena vs Brock but instead we get this slop
>>18749310Get NXT guys main roster experience?
Brock is gonna come out the ruin the match r-right… ?
he probably hates brock lesnar for some faggy reason, right?
>>18749320gross, kill me, fucking andrade too probably, yikes, and Montez.
Either Cena wins or Brock comes out any other outcome will be shit
>>18749312Who's the Nishiki of WWE?
>>18749349Seff
SOOOOOOOVL!
>AEW commercialkek
