A Stacked Night Of Action With An All Star Tag And Can’t Miss Clashes From Philadelphia!...Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA!8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>Mark Briscoe vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita>Jon Moxley vs. Daniel Garcia>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm, Mina Shirakawa, Kris Statlander, & Harley Cameron vs. Triangle Of Madness & Megan Bayne in an All Star 8-Woman Tag Match [Everyone Banned From Ringside]>FTR vs. Adam Priest & Tommy Billington>We'll Hear From TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher & Don Callis Live!>And More** 14 Days Out From AEW All Out **
I’d KILL for Kyle vs Buddy.
gooner match pls
Nigger
God I love this fucking company.
$89.06
Will our guy El Clon appear tonight?
Take vs Briscoe finna be litty
>>18760260the reason why I HATE adam cole
>>18760292we DO say that word in AEW gamethreads brother and thats what separates us from the WWE gamethreads
>>18760286Buddy is going to be wrestling for the WWE intergender husband/wife title sooner than later
>#3
>>18760290Not public, it's an OF PPV.I guess she actually records herself on it? I don't useTikTok so I don't know.
>>18760299this nigga gimme nightmares
>>18760286aren't they both from Australia? Grand Slam Fletcher vs Matthews for the belt would be kino
ENORMOUS WILLY
holy shit based big bill promo
>>18760299WE ONLY STAN HOLOGRAM IN THIS THREAD.
>Large William
Rockybros...
NEW YAWK CITY!!!
Big Bill got so much better at promos from working with Jericho. Tony can't let him go. He was the first AEW champ. AEW is the house that Jericho built.
>>18760312can you post more? I dont want you getting banned though because the m*ds here are kinda puritans when it comes to stuff that borders on NSFW content
OH SHIT KINGSTON BROS
>>18760306That’d be cool. >>18760314Yes! That’d be a great match. They had good chemistry during the tag match.
Goddamnit Big Bill fucking rules why does Tony hate pushing people taller than 6'0
AYO THE WORLD IS COLD
BURGER KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
BIG BILL WANTS THAT NUT PAHDNAH
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EDDIE COMIN' BACK BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Kingston returning soon!
Kingston is cleared?
THE MAD KING IS BACK PARNAH
I dont see the Philly FedEx nigga from dynamite, dude was ready to throw down against FTR Hair
DYNAMITE KID IS BACK!!
When is Frat House coming back
sorry sickos but i don't want kingston back he sucks in the ring
Eddie's best storyline was his jealous ex breakup with Mox
Adam Priest look like the world's tallest midget.
>castlevania music starts playing
I remember when FTR used to get the biggest pop of the night
>>18760354nah you do
I wish Buddy came back first. I don’t think Eddie lost any weight.
tony used the power of science to resurrect the dynamite kid
Timeless music for the dynamite kid
>>18760354this but Buddy
>>18760354shut up fag and gimme that NUT>>18760359no it was when him and Mox stole the Buck's shoes
>>18760349Maybe he's delivering shit
Adam Priest has that Benoit phenotype. Who the fuck is Tommy Billington?
>>18760364we both suck in the ring yes, he is good on the mic but that is all he's got
>>18760318
>Priest can't wear his DPW title on tv>Alexander can't wear his MLP title on TV >Marina can't bring her Defy title on TV Nice support for the indies Tony
>>18760372Dynamite Kid's nephews, he's the spitting image
>>18760349I saw Dax the Axe Big League a little girl in the front row, pops me every time
>>18760366Tony was crazy enough to put Dynamite Kid's nephew with little to no tv exposure sight unseen on basic cable
>>18760349he got dealt with by cash after the show
Eddie has to call in from the landline at his Ma's house to accept Big Bill's challenge
>>18760381all that inbreeding innit
>>18760390It really do be like that don't it
I was getting kind of tired of FTR but I'm loving the heel run with stoke
Get those tweets out of my screen!
first of you faggots that gets a 'KWAB' tweet on the show gets a beer
>STAY WITH US CONTINUESTony stroking out
>>18760377He was okay until he started buying his own hype and doing 90% AJPW spots reenacted badly
>>18760312I guess she uses the TikTok app to record the video which leaves the watermark on it. and then ups that vid to OF
>>18760410it's okay, he's only working saturdays and ppv's
>>18760400Big Stoke brought them something they needed and cut the promo of the year
>>18760412I'm happy to say I've never downloaded that app
>>18760324Jericho snaking away without putting Bill over in signles clean is pure carny shit. After everything he got to do in AEW, for all he was paid, total creative freedom. Shithead move.
Buddy puts over everyone. He does it for free.
>>18760416he's slowly morphing into Good Ol' JR, except JR was actually good at one point
>>18760417sometimes these promos cut a bit TOO close to the heart brother
>>18760417>I can't get any hoes.
>>18760411oh ok that makes sense, i just started watching second half of 23
>>18760420IT'S NOT CONFIRMED SHUT THE FUCK UP HE'S NOT JUMPING SHIP
>>18760372Literally the shoot nephew of the original Dynamite Kid, Tom Billington. If you've never heard that name before you don't know shiw about pro-wrestling
wtf
>>18760417He's literally me.
>>18760411>>18760432it's Strong Style, you low-T beta males wouldn't understand
>>18760417i wrote this promo
>cross face and diving headbuttJesus Christ
>>18760417If he's so good why couldn't he get Statlander over?
Adam Priest > Damien Priest
>>18760434I don't know shit about wrestling 2bh but when I was a young dumb fuck I thought dynamite kid and 1 2 3 kid were the same person
>>18760417kissing stoke's head on the way to the ring is over with me brother
>>18760434I was born in 1998, my fault.
>>18760445shut your whore mouth, Ishii is one of my favorites
justified "chris benoit" chants
>>18760418as am I. just don't get it. Same as Snapchat
I was ordering in the drive thru of McDonald's when I suddenly heard a monsterous roar on the speak saying this is a stick up. Then I heard people yelling that she's going for the burgers again and that she's grabbing the fries straight out the grease when a masked woman jumped through the window holding duffle bags of food and she came up to me and pulled me out my car but before she left she said this is for your troubles and gave me a kiss that tasted like nuggets and honey barbecue before speeding off. I asked what happened and they said that was the third time that happened this week and they knew it was Deonna from her showing stomach
>>18760452i haven't seen that nigga posted here in ages, is he injured or something?
Buddy should’ve had a spokesperson.
>>18760453When I was a young kid I couldn't tell Tom Cruise and Charlie Sheen apart.
>>18760451he tried to get Stander over (his face, squatting), and that's why he was off TV for like 6 months
>>18760445No it's Kings Road but a white trash bastardized version of it
show of hands, how many of you Colliders were in the game thread for the FTR Bang Bang Gang MOTY?
>Double Flying Headbutt
>>18760475at least they kind of look similar lol>>18760479worth it
>>18760479So Big Stoke is a piss-chad?
>>18760468I want to eat burgers with Deonna
>>18760470Who Damien? He wrestled on SD last night
>>18760463As an intense and notoriously private wrestler, Tomohiro Ishii does not typically give revealing interviews, especially not regarding his opinions on other performers. Public comments on his matches and opponents, including Eddie Kingston, are rare. Therefore, Ishii has not publicly offered specific praise or commentary on working with Kingston. However, the respect between the two hard-hitting wrestlers can be inferred from their in-ring work and Kingston's public comments. Both performers are known for their physical, "strong style" wrestling, and their matches are often a showcase of toughness and fighting spirit.
>>18760486>>18760465Danielson will LOVE these guys on commentary toothe accursed heritage
FTR Bald being a cocksucker per usual
Are they chanting Turn the Mic up?
>>18760500more like watching Deonna swallow burgers, she would bite your hand if you try to reach for one
>>18760468Seek help.
>>18760480>white trashEddie is flagrantly Puerto Rican.
>>18760511no, “shut the fuck up”
>2 more weeks
>>18760504AI slopbrain ass
>two more weeks
>>18760518That doesn't sound right
>>18760486he does kinda have the same look as Tommy WTF
HD OUTRUNNERS PROMO
Are the Outrunners injured or is it just a classic case of Tony cooling off a talent?
Is this a Predator tribute vignette??
damn this is a gay ass promo wtf
kek tropic thunder vibes
I want a side scroller shoot em up starring the Outrunners
OUTRUNNERS KINO!!
based dalton
BROTHER NATURE BROTHER
BROTHER NATURE
HOLY SHIT DALTON
DILLON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew
Dalton Castle can get Collision back to 400k.
Outrunners' gimmick is just referencing Predator huh.
All Outrunners vignettes must be tributes to classic 80s movies. And get into real deep cut shit too.
>>18760534Outrunners are a Predator tribute act
>>18760545lmfao i forgot about his boys, are they broke turning tricks now or did they get some money off of tk?
>>18760530feels wrong 2bhbring back the 4:3 betamax grain filter
>>18760556yes and it's one of the best things in pro wrestling in decades
>>18760545Extra zesty
>>18760545Remember when Bayne had her own boys?
>>18760545Bit zesty inn.... actually LOTTA zesty innit?
>>18760562They insulted Tony a little bit so they shouldn’t get money unlike Buddy who doesn’t attack his boss.
>>18760545I remember in one of the ROH PPVs Paul Walter Hauser was a boy
>>18760539For Sega Genesis/Megadrive only
>>18760556Predator is the perfect movie. I mean, the body mass alone...>>18760562>are they broke turning tricks nowThat part. They got too big for their britches and tried to shake down TK and now they're waiters at Arby's with an Onlyfans side-hustle. Never work yourself into a shoot.
>>18760575isn't buddy faking an injury to scam tk?
How do I achieve the Moxley build?
>Women Wearing Shoulder PadsThe fuck.
we love you moxmeister
>>18760545I want to do this but with Anna and Dasha
OG SICKO MOXLEY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFx0cnY7nw4
every single promo Mox cuts should be in a museum
>>18760585Men have OF accts too? The actual fuck?
begrudgingly mox making some valid points, attacks with plastic bags not withstanding
>>18760588I don’t think he can fake that.
>>18760570But Moxley does have time to bleed
>belts are the basic unit of measurement for small thinking3bigbrain5me
dalton losing custody of the boys to johnny and taya should have been on tv instead some lame ass top flight matches
>>18760585and all for not wanting to drive to another airport, fucking bitches, I drive 3 hrs to het to the closest show AEW runs around my area
Mox on that RVD "small thinker" shit
Goal for this match: Post a butt shot of every woman in this match.
TIME TO GOON
Court mandated women's match
>>18760605>Mox when someone's about to stab him in the face with a fork
Sexla owes me Thek
thekla owes me sex, simple as
TRIANGLE OF SEX
Mox's ability to sweat on command is a real gift for his promo'ing ability.
SEXO MATCH
GOONER MATCH TIMETYBTD
Thekla's thighs make my pp a PP
>>18760607100% same with Athena and Billie
>>18760609they really thought they were somebody, and hadn't considered the possibility that they could be effectively replaced by any jobbers who happened to be in the area for a hotdog and a handshake
>Put Darby in the groundCOFFIN STIPULATION?
I like women. They very pretty and fun to look at.
BAYNE?!?
MINA
holy fuck bros look at harley oh my god
>>18760629hell even that goofy beef angle was more entertaining than a lot of the stuff that ends up on tv
for this match this one time I'm going to concentrate in the boobs only asses will not matter this time
>>18760621Arachnophobic, huh?
>>18760610Kek
>>18760628When you're done with the other girls post more Mina
MINA'S BIG BOOBIES
Okay Stat. Dayum
TONI :DMINA :DDHARLEY :DDSTAT :D
I LOVE MINA SO MUCH
I'm surprised a "sex" chant has never broken out for one of these matches.
>Harley and Mina on the same squadtoo much sexo
>>18760607>>18760629This but with Peter Avalon and Brandon Cutler
Mina Shirabooba
>>18760656if it was still the crowds from the 90s it would
All the babyfaces should kiss each other here.
>>18760656They'd get doxxed and canceled
>Sex Triangle & Bayne vs. Harley, Mina, Stat & ToniI'm getting heart palpitations.
Tony starting to grow bingo wings, she better lose weight soon.
>>18760659need her to do that on ym dick asap
>>18760669Julia is a cute!
>>18760545The funny thing is he is so zesty and flamboyant but still has a wife
>>18760682What? Dalton's straight? I got worked?
>>18760678She looks like every other eastern European pornstar
is hard typngb with one hand
Stat manhandling Harley
Harley’s face paint is working me into a shoot
These women's tag would be more interesting with stips involved. I think whichever woman responsible for losing the match should be paddled.
>>18760682what a waste
Stat is gaining weight
how can there be so much sex in the ring I wish I was the ref
>>18760662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KGbZj6IpwE
>>18760678This was an hour before she made all the men tap from sex
goddamn aew's female roster is stacked
>>18760703Adding to her mass stats
>>18760713Whole lotta tits and ass in that ring rn yeah
>>18760699If they had Toni and Mina vs Thekla and Skye in a "loser tongues your anus" match All Out would outdraw Wrestlepalooza
you guys see the giantess they got working roh now?
>>18760713and animata isn't even in this match and she's the stiffest broad of all the female roster
>>18760713>stackedHeh.
>>18760703the Deonna special
all this sex on the screen and all I can think of is how great Takeshita vs Briscoe is gonna be
>>18760659Fletcher is a lucky Protostar
>>18760724shame about Mariah leaving they both have a similar hard as fuck style
>>18760713Enough about Harley and Mina
Mina is spreading her legs a LOT in this match
Soft, passion, post marriage sex with Julia
>>18760723no, what's her name?
shame about mariah retiring but what ya gonna do, anyone spotted that tall broad that appeared in ROH
I’m a mark for a good old Mongolian Chop
Thekla seems like she's absolutely wild in the bedroom
Cameramen struggling to find a non creepy shot
>>18760745ooo i like
>>18760743https://www.instagram.com/storidenali/?hl=en
>Stat and Toni dual ass attacksYou would die if it was a shoot.
>>18760747Watch her Hey-EW interview, absolute pure dominant sex vibes
Which one of these women is Don Callis going to groom for his family?
Mina looks like she doesn't have a thought in her head except when it tells her to shake her tits
Why hasn't Tony poached Persephone? Imagine if she had been in this match?
BAYNE?
Harley should talk for Buddy.
>>18760754But what a way to go out.
>>18760745who is dis yuge bitch
>>18760703Thicc Stat is the best Stat
Lay off the parking lot nitrous balloons Tony
okay can we get the wargames match already?
need to be suffocated by Harley’s tits
>SKYE BLUE>NO WAIT, THAT'S KRIS STATLANDERTK I'm beggin' ya to put Schiavone out to pasture
>>18760750what the fuck
>julia's nude bra straplewd
>>18760749>>18760769ex volleyball player
Stat has her face right by Julia's cooch
>>18760777He shouldn't be lead anymore, he works as the 3rd wheel.
>>18760764You don't poach from CMLL as that will end that relationship very quickly. You give guys dual contracts like Hechicero and apparently several others are getting/got already. To keep the Fed away from actually poaching them
RIP Julia
this match needs Nyla
sick electric chair like move
That's Chuck Taylors move you senile retard
Why does everyone seem to stuff Julia?
julia ass jiggle
>>18760784just watch the match, dude
These three seriously need a better combo finish
>>18760786Well he better give that big ass bitch a dual contract then
>>18760796Shit, I mean stiff
>>18760784my problem with them is that AEW has tons of stories but they never make sure the casual audience gets hints on whats going on
>>18760777He is. Sort of.Danielson replaces him permanently on Dynamite starting Wednesday. not sure if he's off Collision commentary too going forward. He should be 2bh. Bryan+Nige salty old rivals dynamic would b kino Schivaone can still do interviews in ring/backstage.
IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIING
JAMIE :D
>>18760789sorry but Trump made Brandon illegal and deported him to El Salvadoran Superjail
Was Thekla always this tan?
Hayter looked better in the denim shorts
Hayter's music would be good to Blue Meanie dance to. Bring him out Tone
>>18760796she sells well
this womens roster has some real depth, you might even say that it is time for some women tag team belts to materialize
>>18760818jej based
KISS IT OUT!
>girl community theaterSHOW YOUR TITSSHOW YOUR TITS
>>18760779long bitch is long
Stat side boob
Women's division booking is so insanely dogshit
They're hugging the shit out of Thekla
Now I want a Toni turn and a reign of terror
Jamie owes me matrimony!
>booking herself in a 4-way match for her own beltToni crazy y'all
Oh shit Ace Austin still works here?
>mina still hasn't done the kimona wanalaya tribute act after teasing if week 1Tony, you've got two weeks. If she doesn't do it, I'm dropping the promotion.
I shoot forgot Ace was in AEW now
NEW THREAD>>18760854>>18760854>>18760854>>18760854>>18760854
THE WHEELS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>>18760843very nice
thanks tony for the great weekly gooner match
Juice trying to get that beard going
NOOOOOOCARDBLADE IS DONE
Cardblade bros
Lexi is looking sexy
>>18760880As usual
>>18760880Lexi is not for sexuals I'm afraid
>>18760861Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit
>>18760892Her name literally rhymes with Sexy
>>18760687Kek, yes. A Rolling Stone article from 2015 mentions he has a wife.
Riho has been missed
300
>>18760687him and RJ City are immensely gifted at playing queer
What is this music?
I don't care about Alexander
Kyle needs a good haircut
Based double champion Kyle coming
Kek Don Callis family has so much heat
>>18761022Best stable in wrestling
>>18760910What about the boys?
>>18761086Honestly, I couldn't tell you if they are working or shooting, I don't know their lore