Botch thread
>>18762429I get sad because he could have salvaged that but he didn’t
>>18762429Holy shit
>>18762429kek, this one always pops me
Kek’d hard at this one
>>18762649Kek, reminds me of a clipping glitch from one of those old Smackdown games
>>18762639He gets so close so many times.
>>18762452Saya is a botch machine and some of them are just fuckin hystericalthis one will never not make me laugh
>>18762696MOONSAULT HEADBUTT
>>18762690He comes closer to kneeing himself at the end kek
>>18762690What the botch here? Best GTS I have ever seen.
>>18762485The man who gravity was like, "Oh yeah, that guy, lemme see how he's doing...."
>>18762719Her hand is never going to recover from that one.
How the fuck was CM Punk allowed to steal Kenta's signature like that? And he has a Chinese wife he struts out when he does it too
>>18762671Reminds me of why I should not have drank today
>>18762696I'm honestly shocked she only managed to seriously hurt herself only once or twice.It's funny though because after turning heel she's been so on point. I really didn't think she could pull it off given how clumsy she had been in the past but I was wrong.
>>18762429he was so close to saving the botch
>>18762452For me? it's Saya Thightani
>>18762690Kenta with that indie finger wag. He's Always been a shitter
>>18762639from his gut alone I would advise him not to attempt that
>>18762649that one was Steve's fault
>>18763044hahahahahaha death
Unironically think this botch looked cool in the end
>>18762485>I've been roamin' around, always lookin' down at all I see
>>18763056Yeah its one of those rare ones that managed to work out for the better
>>18763032Shut up, he is basically one of the few talents that make me believe in this shit still. If Kenta is a ahitter then what is CM Punk?
>>18763056Now imagine how it would've gone if kairi's feet hit iyo in the chin
>>18763053kek what a glass-ankled shitter
>>18763053There is no way this is in the same thread where someone called Kenta a shitter...
>>18763056>operation failed successfullyalso I shoot thought that little kid was wearing a nazi armband on the first watch
>>18763048No it was not retard
>>18763056This is not a bitch. This is a perfectly executed move.
>>18763096You're a bitch.
>>18763085it absolutely fucking was, he went floating off to stage right like a Smash Bros character
>>18763066An unathletic shitter. he's always been sloppy theater kid
>>18763324Kek this looked like a power rangers episode
>>18762639there's samoa joeand then there's too many samoas joe
>>18763310...can someone explain in green text how this was supposed to go?
>>18762452kek broke that bitches teef
>>18763355the standard "hit your own ally when you were trying to hit me" setupthe balls kick should have been roughly before jericho started to move in for the cue to jericho who would right on cue start moving in only to accidentally hit the restrainer in the face as eddie would duck down right on jericho's charge but all of them moved too slow and missed their cueswhich is hilarious for all the shit they talk about wwe talent moving too slow and even with cornette talking about aew matches moving at 100mph (not a compliment by him)
>>18762639>Dad on a Sunday when he's drunk with the kids
>>18763376Bros is this a fucking work? I'm thinking this is the same as the Sethetty one. >inb4 doctors They're in on it? Cause they're wwe docs?
>>18763357All Faggot Wrestling
>>18763429for me its the theatrics before the move
That time Alex found out
>>18763429KWAFBHN
>>18763429who was in the wrong here?
>>18762780She probably has a shitload of concussions but it's not like Bushiroad actually gives a shit about the health of its wrestlers. It's what you get when you hire failed idols and failed gravure models to try and do '90s AJW cosplay matches.
Requesting flop dolla
>>18763474It was whatever Dakota did that set Alexa off. glad that uggo abbo is off my screen
>>18763056>>18763063The Xyon Quinn one is the king of this.>fucks up a leap frog>instantly turns it into a unique and cool looking move
>>18763580Actually shit, I forgot about the Claymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TieWXqkP1rADrew went for a boot but fucked up and slipped/launched himself then decided it was pretty cool and turned it into his finisher.
>>18763388What's the botch?
>>18763613based ryback
>>18763429MOONSAULT HEADBUTT
>>18763613Shame his Claymore doesn't look anything like that and instead looks likes he's just launching himself for a back bump while slapping his thigh
my favorite
kek Bump
>>18762429
>>18762485This ended this dudes career
>>18764435I literally prayed for this to happen. I'm so glad this ended his career.
>>18764435I'm still seething that he didn't die here.
>>18762429>self package piledriver
>>18764435You noticed how wrestling overall improved after this event? it's crazy
>>18762429Anyone have the botch vid of Owen Hart's death?
>>18763720A lot of times once you start doing something on purpose it looks worse and well on purpose.
>>18763056So did Kairi
>>18762458Are pleather long shorts still a thing on the indy scene? They were huge with spot monkeys in the 2000s
>>18762639Wow all of his weight went into his gut
>>18763413her joints are held together by laffy taffy
>>18762452>>18762696Reminder that Saya was so protected by Stardom she literally had botches edited out of her matches. And >>18762780, she's changed her move set since turning heel and simplified it.
>>18763474Still think this is kino
>>18763474>>18764882>Still think this is kinoIf Alexa was further away when she goes for that elbow she would have cracked Io right in the face
>>18762458lol nigga got too flippy
>>18763401That legit looks cool AF. But I don't get why anyone would agree to doing this irl landing on fucking concrete.
>>18762485I like to think that this botch and the "EXPLOSIVE" barbed wire deathmatch were catalyst for AEW's steady downfall.
>>18763401I can't believe they sustained zero injuries from this spot
>>18764428this one absolutely makes me cringe, it literally hurts me just looking at it.
>>18764424i wish she would crush me
>>18763580I know he’s in All Japan but I wonder if he’s improved. I was surprised WWE released him based on his look alone.
>>18762485I was waiting to see the GTA "Wasted" pop up.
>>18764396It's fucking crazy that he was completely fine after that.
>>18762429>Botch thread
>>18765206Haha but it is actually spelled PDW not AEW. Not a biggie, we just sort of try to keep things historically accurate around here.
>>18765257It's POOP DICK WRESTLING
>>18762458why didn't god protect him?
>>18762690one of the shittest moves of all time
>>18763362Hit him with the pointy stick
>>18764849Smart move on her partI like her but she was trying to do way too much complex shit that she was fuckin up.She really hasn't been screwing up that i can remember in a while.but you go from 2020-2023 and you can find her botching or just doing some stupid shit that makes no sense by the truck load.
>>18762458>Take a pain pill and walk it off champ>Your hotdog and handshake will be waiting in the back
>>18762485>Where the best wres-ACK
>>18763056Kudos to her for reacting perfectly. Most botches I’ve seen always have the wrestler freeze for like a whole second trying to process what just happened and where to go from there. Meanwhile she just immediately springs back into a taunt
>>18763056That looks like a lot of fun and it looked like Sane kind of enjoyed it a lot
>>18762429wow, all old and boring clipsshit thread
>>18762452>>18762696
>>18763550>Requesting flop dolla
>>18766028How the fuck is this woman not only still wrestling, but also one of the best women to be doing it at the moment.
>>18766028How are both her knees not broken...
>>18763056I want to believe that if they tried this is because it has worked out in training, but I find it hard to believe little Iyo could lift anyone high enough for this to work. Especialy when she's some 4 feet away from the ropes.Kudos to Kairi for such a good reaction, even trying to step on Iyo to boost herself.
why is this thread full of people that clearly saw a move done once and decided to try it without ever practicing it
>>18763413it was a work
>>18766028>>18762452>>18762696
>>18766061How did he not break his knees?How did he not break his balls?Fun match tho
>>18766387God I miss Himeka.
>>18762429>first time seeing this>uh oh>he gonna salvage it>makes it worselmao
Jesus Christ this Saya Kamitranny chick is a shitter
>>18763580
>>18762429kek why does he fall perfectly vertical downwards
>>18767060She used to be a shitter. Dyed hair. Missed moves. Sloppy splashes.People can change. Let the joshi hold the baby.
>>18767060After she derailed her career breaking her elbow during a tournament she was booked to win she stopped doing stupid stuff.
>>18765162dont post wwe you faggot trannys
>>18765994>posts a non botch while bitching Kill yourself
>>18767242He hits the top rope with the back of his legs when spinning forward, losing momentum, and gravity pushes him straight down
>>18764428JEEZUS. That's literally a re-enactment of Sid Vicious's Leg Break (same left leg also off a landing from the middle turnbuckle). It's crazy how even botches of simple ring movements, not flashy spots, can cause such devastating injuries.
In Toga's defense she'd only debuted like two months earlier so this was one of her first matches but still, fucking up the move twice and getting a shoot Fameasser because of it is pretty funny.
>>18762458More info on this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x87L5w2rv74&t=688s
>>18765270He was a faithless fool doing a performative gesture for the crowd and not for Christ
>>18767060What do you mean?
>>18763376God I love Kairi
>>18763053The women are better wrestlers.
>>18763324What happened?
>>18763474Iyo doesn't appear to notice.
>>18767273>>18767296You cannot have a botch thread without Maribotch
>>18762429Randy "The Ram" going down, such a depressing movie.
>>18765994Fuck off
>>18767724*Bang your head*
Lesnar botching the climax to WM19 will always be the one that sticks out for me
Have any of the joshis ever died or been paralysed? They seem to enjoy landing on their heads a lot judging by this thread
>>18762429https://youtu.be/uMCCxuGIGtw?si=ublwI8A6-f5PAdU2
>>18763362This isn’t a botch. It’s hard for smarks to put themselves in the shoes of the casuals. But leaving your feet is a sign of weakness. Yeet wouldn’t have gotten as big as it did if did things the at everyone else does.
>>18765081He's been okay in AJPW but has been getting over on size and his stable
>>18763053the one with penta is crazy, like what was the plan there? he's never done that move ever in his whole career. lmao funniest shit ever
>>18764435Three cheers!
>>18767685both dieded
>>18766061What a retard jesus christ
>>18763056>>18763370>>18763376Kairi
>>18762649>Psychokinetic Stunner.webm
>>18767060If you think her botching is bad just check out her Saya-isms
>>18764562>>18764667>>18764712>>18768097Is Big E really hated? i stopped watching before he showed up
>>18766256They're not exactly making them like they used to
>>18768611Black fans hate Big E because he's zesty af
>>18765556>but you go from 2020-2023 and you can find her botching or just doing some stupid shit that makes no sense by the truck load>doing some stupid shit that makes no sense Oh she still does that
>>18762429kek the way he just drops is something out of looney tunes LMAOOOOOOO
>>18768611No not really this site just hates him for being a goof
>>18769121One of Saya's many Saya-isms that just leave you scratching your head
>>18766387>>18766486>God I miss Himeka.We all do, mate. We all do.
>>18767555Fucking cannot understand how he didn’t get paralyzed from this. Looks so brutal.
>>18767555Trips of OUCH
>>18768600>>18769121>>18769191She's a bit of a big time fuck up at times, but if loving Saya is wrong then I don't want to be righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uF4rt6DE_8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc1AO_3vVU
>>18769121That's some HBK v. Hogan levels of selling.
>>18769369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ
>>18769369Had one of my favorite theme songs in the business to boothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk2oZmsFhtI
>>18769420Some people have talked about it may have been a reaction to her being booked to lose this match...
>>18762649ONE OF THE GUYS
>>18768325he would have overshot the ladder otherwise, probably saved himself from getting brained
How is this thread mostly Joshis?Do they really suck?How did Iyo and company managed to be the best in the business despite Iyo being a pork in her joshi days?Was it their time in Mexico that got them to the next level and made them better than most joshis?
>>18767273A young Saya Kamitani has risen
>>18762690why was that other dude sandbagging kenta?
>>18763382When people tell me that pro wrestling is different than Bum Fights I'm just going to show them this.
>>18770629This bitch is awful.
>>18767539she shouldve gone for the kiss
>>18767539I just watched this match like a week agoshe was either scared of taking it or panicked and didnt know what to doYou could tell Yuki was getting pissed
>>18762649What the actual fuck happened here
>>18762696>>18766028>>18766387>>18768600i like saya even more now, she is like a tall kairi
>>18767894plum mariko is the biggest example, she had a brain abscess that eventually turned fatal off a random bump
>>18770479>How is this thread mostly Joshis?>Do they really suck?Stardom has failed idols and failed gravure models trying to wrestle like 1994 Manami Toyota despite not being athletic enough or good enough to do it. Marigold has a bunch of AWG "wrestlers" who are mostly unathletic low level stage actresses.TJPW also has a lot of failed idols and OLs but their fuck ups tend to mostly be when they're starting out and usually within a couple of months they figure things out or eventually work out what kind of wrestler they should be. They also tend not to do things they're unable to do and if they do fuck up trying new things they usually get it down after a few attempts.
>>18762649How the fuck have i never seen this one? I’m crying over here.
>>18762458Which god did he pray to, so I can make sure not to ever trust that piece of shit deity?
>>18762649Weird shit happens when you try to get a pothead drunk.
>>18762639Why are they wrestling in a countertop warehouse?
>>18764396>Suicide Almost Commits Homicide.webm
>>18764508No, trying to put over his shitter brother months after that did.
>>18762485That was his debut as well, ifrc.
>>18763053>that little disappointed-in-himself head tilt0:28
>>18765013They obviously agreed to land on the tables, the botch is why they landed on the concrete, not some agreement.
>>18765182Why are botches like this so much more common in the big leagues than the indies?
>>18763310Eddie's finisher is so lame.
>>18763474You can see her get angry for like split second on the hard cam kek.
>>18764057I remember that. Sobering.
>>18764428It's the staring at him flailing around that gets me. You can tell they're all nihilist fucks. As for Mr. Snappy, remember anons, always train your legs.
>>18765162Why was Becky trying to push her off and why was the other chick actively trying to slip out of the ties.
>>18766256Not practicing enough + being tired or sweaty
>>18769175No, this site hates pedos and he is very pedo coded constantly doing weird shit with kids like making them play with his booty o.
>>18764428I pop everytime
>>18763382What company is this?Looks too big to be an indy, but not fancy enough to be the big leagues.
>>18767732>>18767732that was just goldberg chimping out and thinking he's in a shoot fight.
>>18763474>>18763567>It was whatever Dakota did that set Alexa off. glad that uggo abbo is off my screenI'm pretty sure Dakota caught Alexa really flush in the face when she did her off-the-ropes kick to the face. Then Io stomps her on the back of the head lightly but presumably Alexa thought they were really starting to take liberties.
>>18763109It wasn't his fault, the guy getting the stunner is not supposed to bend over 90º like Kevin Nash in a dark alley of Detroit from the groin kick.RVD did bend like that, and Austin couldn't grab his head to dropping down. Austin simply had no way to grab it because of RVD, but he was already dropping down as he does it all in one motion, so he changed direction to fall by his side.
>>18763324>>18767685lil nigga poopedged too long
>>18771693The Crash Lucha Libre
>>18772703the whole reason austin kicks every one in the stomach is specifically so they bend over for the stunner lol
Couldn't find the Mickie Knuckles karma snap, so I clipped it myself
>>18763401If based retard was personified then they would be it
>>18762458That's what happens when you pray to Mary Roman Catholic
>>18772765Are you kidding?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8L08usJueECheck that. The groin kick is only to break their guard, not to make them bend over as if preparing for the Pedigree. They at best bend a little, the guys bigger than Austin like Kane, but sometimes not even that. The only guy to fully bend over with the groin kick is Vince, and Austin has the good sense to do it slow for him since Vince wasn't really a wrestler.The worst thing you can say about that botched stunner to RVD is that Austin turned around too fast, but that's probably because he expected RVD to not fuck it up first bending over like that.
>>18762649Rvd should have stood back and pointed and laughed at steve until he got stunned again instead of doing the makeup sell
>>18772813>The worst thing you can say about that botched stunner to RVD is that Austin turned around too fast, but that's probably because he expected RVD to not fuck it up first bending over like that.I'll add to this that RVD fucked up first, unless Austin kicked him in the balls for real and caused him to shoot bend over in pain.
>>18763044Aw
>>18772813>>18772835Steve's fault, end of discussion.
>>18763324IDK what happened, but it was awesome
>>18764435This changed everything. Like the sun coming out after months of rain
>>18772903Cope and seethe, pothead
>>18767322seething lol
>>18763056that kid looks like ryan from the office and kairi kept posting memes of it
>>18763370this one is still retarded>kairi's first match back? better do a timing spot
>>18763413>>18766266Liv would have been at summerslam, it was in NJ less than an hour from her house. She's dislocated that shoulder multiple times already
>>18767531Yikes
>>18763474>>18763567>>18771814>>18771436IYO called her a "coarburner"
>>18764508tony booked him against CM Punk on Rampage a few months after this.
>>18767184The Stone Cold vs Hulk Hogan Beer Off is one of the greatest moments in professional wrestling?
>>18764652was this when she puked in her own hair and pissed herself?
>>18764435Who was the guy getting murdered here?
>>18766241they used to do this shit all the time both in nxt and when they were doing that tag run and it always looked like IYO couldn't actually lift kairi, even when they got it to work
>>18767732what the fuck is wrong with goldberg there? is he shoot retarded?
>>18768379There are also a bunch of "IYO botches" that are just Kairi fucking something up. Like the one with Lash Kairi rolls into the bottom rope right as IYO tries to springboard
>>18770479most joshis are girls too retarded to get real jobs and too ugly and bad at singing to be idols. IYO, Kairi and Mayu weren't in mexico that long. IYO's just crazy athletic and always has been so she was basically always a main eventer and was working with the top girls like KLR. You can go find old stardom photos and IYO and Kairi mog the rest of the girls hard. Like Kairi is cute as fuck and is very charismatic but she botches a lot. If anything IYO and Asuka are atypical for actually being good wrestlers
>>18763649how hard do you need to botch your life to end up there?
>>18772929>I'll catch you
>>18770479It's not mainly joshis, people have taken over to post one joshi who has a large number of botches to her name because she's a high risk taker.Incidentally, she's also quite good and one of the biggest draws on the Japanese wrestling scene right now so I wouldn't feel too bad for her.https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9im4so
>>18773160This was maybe true 10 years ago but a lot of joshis are really solid these days, especially Mayu.Mayu has nearly 80 matches on Cagematch that are rated "8" or higher. That can't all be simps.https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=10402&page=10&sortby=colRating&sorttype=DESC
>>18762429This was intentional but as for the fire, Mickie Knuckles poured too much alcohol which made this stuff worse than it was planned to be.
>>18763310>Jericho attacks>fat guy kicks sammy in the nuts>Jericho hits sammy>Jericho turns around>fat guy does the spinning back fistThis was just as much Jericho's fault as the fat guy. Jericho started doing improv and the fat guy was just like "fuck it, im gonna get my shit in"
Kino Thread
>>18773596Why would you not have a fire extinguisher for instances like this? Does it cut into the hotdog budget?
>>18763691KEK
>>18763429>>18762696Who did it better
>>18762485Shockmaster dethroned
The rope cut this guy's head off
>>18763507The slapped
>>18762728Underrated
>>18773596>>18773748>Why would you not have a fire extinguisher for instances like this? Does it cut into the hotdog budget?There's rumors that JCW didn't know he was going to do this so as well as being burnt he won't be working for them again
>>18773530>>18773537>This was maybe true 10 years ago but a lot of joshis are really solid these days, especially Mayu.>Mayu has nearly 80 matches on Cagematch that are rated "8" or higher. That can't all be simps.It's really nothing more complicated than misogynists post as many webms of women botching as they can because they're misogynists
>>18773089>wonders why no one wants him
