PHOENIX BIRB EDITION!!!From the ashes of a broken bond, /ourbirb/ rises to return to the ring with yet another all time classic as she is set to go up against Raquel on RAW! We finally get to see our favorite little dove in action again after a well deserved rest, fantastic news! Bayley is still looming in the background and might return to mess with Lyra at any given moment. Exciting times lie ahead, but one thing will always remain a scientific fact: Lyra is BUILT for Tatum. BUILT!Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic. Uh oh!Previous:>>18727629SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LEWatch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&tSocials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
Tatumbunny.
>>18767336Me on the left.
>>18767342I knew Tatum was posting in these threads!
Also just saying props to whoever suggested the OP pic in the last thread, it's very cute!
>>18767387Kek based.
>>18767387>flying teeth tattooed on her leg
>>18767446Eh.
Lyra and Claudio linked upNeed it or keep it???
>>18767342Hi, Tater!>>18767379You're welcome! I'm one of the Tyrabros who started posting about Tyra like 2 or 3 threads ago. It's probably just 2 anons, Tatum herself, and me. KEK.
>>18767924Thought this was real.
>>18767964It is, I'm afraid...
Um, guys... it seems like Tatum actually thinks Lyra is a Birb.
>>18768139kekarooni
>>18768139Where’s the sound version
>>18768157https://files.catbox.moe/fl9qax.mp4
>>18768238Ahhhh she’s so cute
>>18767336I'm gonna walk downstairs and cook fried chicken and mashed potatoes and gravy and I'm going to blend it all together in a muck pile with corn and green beans!
>>18768256You just know Tater practiced kissing that toy, thinking it was her Sweet Dove.
Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss
Gotta love this autistic Birb, baby! You just gotta!
>>18768609I like the mouth thing she does.
>>18768636I love her facial expressions, especially in the Becko one.
Will Lyra feud with her schizo nepoaunt next?
>>18768704Becky took Lyra swimming!
>>18768704>>18768772Turn your monitor on.
>>18767339>>18767387Cute!
>>18768704>>18768772Maybe in this pic
>>18769004Lmao lyra btfo
>Some schizo talking to himselfKWAB!
>>18769074Kek, remember when he got banned and the deleted posts in the archives showed he was responding to himself?
>>18769115Careful about posting those links.
>>18768238>>18768139I desperately need this on the main roster
Kek based CHADstar is working the birbschizo into another seething shoot!
>>18769142How’s that golf game darkstar?
>>18769142He's got this gay ass thread BUBBLIN'
>>18769142QRD on darkstar?
He’s replying to himself bros
>>18769167He's the birbschizo's new headcanon'd nemesis he uses to cope with the fact that nobody likes Lyra because she's a piece of shit.
>>18769167It's a random dude on reddit but we pretend it's him because he gets pissed off someone else gets credit for his work
>you could have put a 3rd grader in the ring and they would have cut a better promo than Lyra Velcro>She doesn't have it, it is clear she doesn't have it, it is as clear as f-in day she doesn't have IT>How did she get through system? She doesn't have it>how do we go through this training center with all these professionals coaching to wind up with a girl like Lyra Velcro literally embarrassing herself on television?>It's like having a guy batting .50 he gets a hit once every 20 times and now he's starting in center field for the New York Yankees... how the fuck does that happen?>you can look at her and say nuh-uhhttps://streamable.com/kq3qg3
>>18769167Iyofag got his Reddit account exposed.
Is this why the iyo general died twice? Because he was too busy bumping this?
>>18769216Kek, you're still projecting your colossal embarrassment onto birbGODS after you got caught samefagging in here.
>>18769115LMAO, how pathetic.
>>18769313We all know this is the crippled pedophile's general. He has had 100's of posts deleted from here after getting murked for melting down about gAyEW having shitty ratings.
So what exactly set Darkstar off again? Or did he just return from his vacation after getting exposed as the actual samefagger?
>>18769168>>18769199>>18769257Yep, lil' schizo is getting worked by BirbCHADS once again.KWASRB (KEK WHAT A SAD RETARDED BITCH)!!!
>>18769279Yup those are the ones i was looking for
>>18767336Lyra is a geeky theater kid with no charisma. Get her off my TV screen.
Guess he’s not gonna excuse “sliding” today since he’s bumping for free.
>>18769455He's having a HOGMELTER over being called out. Hogwheels is so pathetic and LYRA SUCKS!
>>18769496Is Hogwheels in the room with us right now?
>>18769568Unironically yes. He's having a HOGMELTER like a little girl. It's hilarious.
>>18769496>>18769611Hey bro why are you bumping this?
>>18769636KEK, based.
>>18769636I see 2 Subhumans
>>18769242the Iyo general died? Twice?
>>18769687'fraid so
Kek crippohippo is trying to just post through this epic besmirchment but it's too late. We already saw him get MURKED for talking to himself BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE
>>18769687In a row!
>>18767446When will this fad of tattoos, just to get tattoos end?
Damm jannies deleted my post it seems it touched someone's nerves kek
Lyra won.
>>18767924Based. Tyra talk (and Tatum of course) is always welcome here.
>>18769729He's BUBBLIN IN DUBLIN!
>While some rando schizo is seething, Lyra and Tatum are spending time together doing couple things
>>18769805haha imagine if she just started sucking on those fingers in front of the others, would be soooo embarrassing haha
>>18769805Why are you seething though? Is it because Lyra fucking sucks or is it because she had sex with her own brother?
>>18769805>Hey Tatum, not in front of them!
>>18769805>>18769815>>18769826Very obvious samefag
>>18769805Tatum is sensual.
>>18769830but enough about every anti-Lyra post in these threads
>>18769846Ya bubblin tubby. Roll your wheelchair off a bridge
>>18769805>This post starts gaining traction fast after the general was in the gutter for a whileCan't hide the samefag accusations, same thing happened on the Iyo general with his Lyra/Iyo pic
>>18769885Sounds like headcanon
>>18769846Interesting how they always show up at the same time, huh? Also interesting how a couple anti Lyra posts were deleted at the same time and the archives once again show them responding to each other. :)
>>18769885Nope, every single pro lyra post is a crippled post
>>18769815Right? And imagine if she then ran her tongue from her fingers up to her armpit. That would be super embarrassing, right? Hahaha...
>>18769935>>18769936All me :)
>>18769885He is a retard who talks to himself all day. It's fucking sad tbqh. What a fucking loser!
>>18769944Actually it's not...
>>18769944You were saying? I think you need to start taking your meds more often bird brain.
Still no source on who this darkstar guy is and why jannies deleted my post, sometimes i really think hog is really in cahoots with the jannies, disappointing.
>>18769966>needing to use inspect element and paintKek
>>18769830KWAB!>inb4 "inspect element"Cope and seethe, lil' schizo, cope and seethe.
>>18769966>>18770097He did it again Kek
>>18770100>he didn't even change the timezone OHNONO
>>18770123Kek birbschizo is a fucking retard lmao
>>18770159Nah it's you who can't even follow the conversation
>>18770191Lol you got CAUGHT RED HANDED lmao
>>18770205Kek what a fucking moron!!! He's just like Lyra!
>>18770123>>18770159Is Birbschizo in the room with us right now? Stop talking to yourself, DarkStaretty. Go back to your shithole (Reddit, KWAB).
>>18770223>RRREEEEEEEEE STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!!!!ANNNNDDDDDDD NNNEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
>>18770205>>18770210>>18770230all me :)
>>18770245Cute!
What do we have here? It's Tatum's dakimakura from the previous thread! I hope Lyra doesn't see it!
Built for Tatum.
>>18770223Based Chadstar living in your head RENT FREE!!!! KWAB!!! :)
>>18770270Many are saying this!
>>18770273OH NO NO NO NO NO even Lyra thinks he's a fat weirdo! LOL! Birbfag is pulling his feathers out and shitting all over himself. It really is sad to see...
>>18770297why did you just reply to your own post?
>>18770387Cutie.
Careful Lyra just got posted in the Iyo thread so he might have another melty in here.
>>18770297The feathered faggot is absolutely off the rails tonight! He shoot thinks everyone samefags like he does. What a dumb fuck!>>18770387Holy fucking yuck! She's so gross!
Kek hogwheels is getting dunked on in his hugbox. Ya love to see it
>>18770428You called it. He is so predictable
BAH GAWD THE CRIPPLED PIG HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!! CHADSTAR IS STILL THE CHAMPION AND STILL OWNS HOGWHEELS' TINY LITTLE PIG BRAIN!
>Most of the interactions in this thread are made by people hating on LyraKWAB not even her own fans can get her over
maybe Iyo will get her wins back someday
>>18770534>[muffled Slow Chemical playing in the distance]
>>18770549Kino!
>>18770519Lyra fucking sucks. Not even the GOAT Becky Lynch could get that autistic retard over!
another successfully colonized thread, /birb/chadsyou know which one ;)
>>18770708This isn't your thread anymore. Darkstar runs this place now bitch. We don't talk about Lyra here!
Aoife.>>18770713afraid we do though.
>>18770732That name, we don't say it here.
The IP counter needs to come back, so we can prove that this Lyra schizo hater is just one or two people, while we Birbchads are many in this thread. The schizo thinks we're Hogwheels or whatever, he even falseflags by replying to himself just to make us look bad. He's truly deranged.
>>18770796Reminder that all this happened over one loss.
>>18770801That's crazy, Birbfren.
>>18770796>The IP counter needs to come backMods give less than a single fuck about this board. It's never coming back
>rovert is still talking to himself trying to defend a very shitty wrestler like LyraLmaooooooooo
>>18770817>It's never coming back
Natalie and Aoife. <3
>>18770865what names do they use when they... y'know...
>>18770796IP counters won't do much as long as hog keeps instigating shit and use vpns to bypass all the bans he has had
Lyra is a MASSIVE failure much like this thread
>>18770942you seem awfully familiar with that kind of stuff
>>18771035VPN users are pozzing the entire website, just go to /vg/ and you will see them everywhere
>>18770880I think they just go by the names Tater and Dove. Using their kayfabe nicknames makes things more exciting, if you catch my drift.
Birb.
I was watching Birb vs. Meiko Satomura from when they fought in NXT UK and really enjoyed that match. Did they have any other matches before or after that one?
>>18770245this pic always pops me
>>18767336No slide
Time to stick a fork in this bird - she's cooked. It should have been Tatum who got the bump up. I don't hate your bird or anything...she's just the most bland piece of nothing I've ever laid eyes upon.
>>18771963Based thread saver
>>18769140Many are saying this. WWE, what are you waiting for? Tyra (TO THE END) is a dimes machine!
Hello?
>>18772316hi
>>18772341*Peter Gabriel starts playing faintly in the woods*
Are you ready for Auntie Bayley's betrayal?
>>18772396I'm excited to see what she has in store
>>18772396more heel bayley promos will be cool
>>18772341*hoots*
>>18773317Lyra when LJ didn’t read the chapter of the YA novel he promised he’d read.
>>18773317Lyra when TP didn't read the chapter of the YA novel she promised she'd read.
Kek
>>18773737LMAOOO!!!
>>18773737She’s so funny
>>18773929Yep. Troll Birb, you love to see it!
>>18773737gotta love the birbster
>>18774005You just gotta!
>>18773737kek
She did it!
>>18774419Whoa I botched that. Uhhh is this better?
>>18774430Where is this from? Also kek, her awkwardly cute charms are making waves!
>>18774446https://x.com/FM1021/status/1965081186826612865
>>18774430We did it, bros. Birb finished her story!
>>18774405very determined bird
PROBLEM?
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>>18774593>>18774597>>18774646kek this hoe legit looks like hogwheels in a thrift store wig
>>18774649>>18774660PROBLEM, BITCH?
>>18774854She's just like me!
>>18774854Birb brain
>>18774854fucking retarded bird lady lmao
>>18775123Sniff.
>>18775123COULD IT BE?OH MY! THE LEZZLOCK! SHE'S DOING THE LEZZLOCK!
>When you finally get to see Birb in action tonight
Lyra.
BIRB SOON
BIRBBROS, OUR TIME HAS COME!!!
NO POP AGAIN XDDDDD FIRE THIS BITCH
Ignore the anti. Birb got massive woos and cheers. Based crowd!
> AJ Lee video package immediately after Lyra's entranceBirb is fapping.
>"Let's go Lyra!" chantsHOLY FUCKING BASED!!!
>>18776575The crowd loves her omg
>>18776688I think Lyra is finally getting really over. I'm happy for her.
KEK jobber
>>18776743KWAB get used to jobbing. Release coming soon
Birb... lose?...
Based match. Based crowd. You can tell he's really upset the crowd loved Lyra and that she once again delivered.
Great match and a good crowd. Raquel needs a win because she has a disease and is almost 40.
kek I'm done with WWE. Booking Lyra to lose on some fucking random ass Raw is booking malpractice and beyond retarded. How do I get into AEW?
*a moment of silence for the buried bird*What the hellHAW HAW HAW HAW !!!HAW HAW HAW HAW !!!HAW HAW HAW HAW !!!
Reminder that the Iyofag hated Liv for weeks because she humiliated Iyo during house shows.
Well, this new beginning for Birb will be tough, but the good thing is that she's got the crowd on her side.
Do people really say Lyra sucks at promos after seeing this segment between AJ and Becko?
>>18776933I also saw him pretending to be a RaquelGOD after she lost. He'll use any as avatar whenever it's convenient
>>18777442JUSTICE FOR BIRB!
...so it was yet another great match?
>>18777912Must be a day that ends in y.
>>18777912after all, it is a tradition for the bird lady
REMINDER:Pax's Jannetty will never go over.Never reply to Tattersfans/Paxgods.
>>18778571it's not getting over, browe love Tatum here but she can't even get a pity NA title run btw
>>18778660Just another falseflag. >>18776876
>>18778660Don't be harsh with Tater, she's just underrated.>>18778718Birb's butt looked fantastic tonight.
>>18778771>Birbziguri
>>18776876Based Liv dabbing on the shitbird
>>18778771based and smoothe
:3
Sex?
Lol it's so over for Lyra. She's already jobbing clean in piss break matches before big segs. LMFAO
>>18778792birb bunda
>>18778909To be fair Big Sexy Raquel needed a win
>>18778792KWAOJP (KEK WHAT A OVER JOSHI PLAYER)!>>18778821I think Lyra SHOOT loves being dominated by other women.>>18778864>>18778876Agile and strong, what more could you want?>>18778891Also, that butt is staring right at me. Good gracious!>>18778912Sad.
Raquel hugging her dear friend Lyra Valkyria in the ring after she returned from her tour abroad.
>You thought you could go see Tatum before you saying hi to me?
>>18778938>>18778942Based!
>>18778915I don't mind it. It was a good match and the crowd loved /ourbirb/
Lyra leaping into the arms of friend who she hasn't seen in ages.
>>18774854waiting for rhea, lyra, and solo to form the math hate stable
Did you know that LA Knight is one of the biggest Tyra shippers? He even dubbed his finisher "BFT" which actually stands for "Built For Tatum", representing his belief that Lyra was specifically crafted for Tatum's pleasure.
>>18778912This was a good match. Like all of Lyra's matches. Haters can seethe and secede.
>>18780270kek
>>18780275Correct.
Lyra
>>18780645is this true?
>Jobbing to RaquelThe birds wings have been clipped.
>>18780971So it would seem!
>>18780270Man, I'm proud to be a LAchad.
Kek what a brutalized little bitch
>>18781609lmfao based title
There are rumors that Tatum brutalizes Lyra's pits, tummy and thighs on a daily basis. Is that true?
>>18781609Kek she's so fucking buried
Bayley is stalking Lyras wrestling school.
>>18781938Hopefully Bayley shuts it down. We don't need anymore charisma vacuum shitters like Lyra being trained(using this term very loosely)
>>18781938kek her last schizo segment had something about "Bayley making things right with "her"
>>18781752That's just the foreplay!
>>18781938What does she mean bt that?>>18782239Uh-oh! I can't imagine what kind of lewd things they do inside these four walls!
>>18782427>Lyra loves (You)
>>18782432>What does she mean bt that?Tatum may have a rival now..
>>18782599>btGMS to me.>Tatum may have a rival now..Kick her ass, Tatum! No one can touch your Dove!
>>18783036Based. I see her getting a lot of props on Twitter recently
>>18783061>go to comments >”she sucks”>go to that account and type in Dakota >results are filled with pro Dakota postsKek.
>>18783074Is it the same schizo from before that was posted in here?
>be birbschizo>search X for anti-lyra comments>find many people are saying she blows>headcanon that it's all one guyHoly fucking schizo dude take your fucking medication
It's my pleasure to announce the publication of the first edition of the Daily Birb.t. Tyrafag
>>18783142>the /pw/ has gone insane birdpopped me
>>18783151Glad you like it.
>>18783116You simp for children.
Should Tatum's socials be added to the OP?
>>18783385Honestly no. Not yet anyways.
I knew Lyra would get over. It took her a little while to fully catch on, but I knew it would happen as people got to know her more. Iyo is so much more over now than she was when she was the first time she won a championship on the main roster. It's funny, because I think Lyra's dorky personality shining through is what's got a lot of people liking her a lot now, in addition to her wrestling which was always excellent.
>>18783663I like this post.
>>18783385Might be a good idea once Tatum gets called up to the main roster (if that ever happens, hopefully soon).
Blue jean baby LA ladySeamstress for the band
>>18783663This. I think people are enjoying her awkwardness. It's endearing. Might have just been the last town though, but definitely great to see her getting cheered.>>18783686That's more than fair. I'd love to see her getting called up soon. How long has she been in NXT for anyways?
>>18783865>How long has she been in NXT for anyways?3 years. It will be 4 years next February. I have no idea what they're doing with Tatum, she deserves better.
>>18783948They must see something in her if they kept her and cut the other two girls in her faction.
Is Lyra PigSquealia ever going to get over?
>>18783955Shotzi and Gigi are not reliable in the ring. Gigi especially with her knees. I think shotzi was there longer for a pity job due to her sisters cancer. Tatum mogged them in the ring.
The allure of Lyra Valkyria's mons pubis
Next OP image and edition suggestions?
>>18785066I still have no idea why Roxanne turned heel in nxt.
Tater actually won a match!
>>18785218Oh shit I'll have to go watch it later
I'm really happy for Tater right now, bros.
>>18785300she even got to hit the Psycho Trap
>>18785485ew
>>18784051Last call or I'll pick whichever!
>>18785574>>18774430
>>18785435You're right!>>18785485Based.>>18785574I suggest my dimeless newspaper.
>>18785595>I suggest my dimeless newspaper.It's not dimeless and I actually love that idea
>>18785606Thank you.
>>18785741Yum.
New thread inc soon!
finna
>>18785772chirp
>>18785812>>18785812>>18785812>>18785812NEW
