Wardlow just came back after a long hiatus and rumors of meeting with WWE people.Then they bring him back at a PPV as part of the Don Callis Family and nobody cared because it’s the same thing they’ve done with him 3 times already.Now he’s injured again...
>>18773621thanks for the update injurytranny
>>18773621Torn pec according to Fightful. Happened during the return angle. Shit luck.
>>18773621How is this fucking possible
>>18773621KWAB
>>18773621Is this true? First I'm hearing of this "return"
that's the thing in this business, people just draw the worst luck, also in true Don Callis Family fashion someone in that group always ends up injured
>>18773621AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAND NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>18773621Honestly he deserves it for betraying us by talking to the fed. I hope Tony extends his contract indefinitely.
>>18773651kek
>>18773655at least don callis family is big enough that it makes sense one of them might be out. imagine being bang bang gang and half your stable is cardboard standees
>>18773666>satanic tripsjuice chucked the cardboards to the side if you watched collision on saturday, also how did wardlow injured his pec he didn't even get that physical when he returned
>>18773621Wardlowbros, how does he do it?
>>18773621This dude trained by Shawn Michaels or something?
>>18773621>come back after 2 years of collecting a paycheck while sitting at home>Tony books your return in the most heatless way possible>"Ohhhh you got me brother">collects a paycheck another 2 years
>>18773621Is the KWABOTY material? Or at least in contention? This dude has been back for two weeks, never took a bump, and now he's fucked again.
>>18773627Too roided. Step off the gas and you will be fine
>>18773753has wardlow had his billion dollar company taken from him because he couldn't stop shitting on women's heads? if not then he probably won't win it.
>>18773621Get off the fucking roids and your muscles won't tear off the bone every time you attempt to move.
>>18773621Reminder that during the time Wardlow has been in AEW, the entire Attitude Era came and went
>>18773621>FREE VACATION FROM A JOB THAT'S ALREADY A VACATIONwhy would midcarders ever leave AEW?
>>18773621>tore his pec taking off his shirtHoly KWAB
>>18773775That's not a 2025 event you deranged console war faggot.
Is he riddled with anxiety or something? Only time I ever got frequently injured and constantly had back issues was when I had a lot of anxiety in my life.
Was he there when they choked out big justice?
>>18773753He makes top 10 probly but Phil, Paul, and Hogan are on another level this year
>>18773621JUST
>>18773621just retire lil bro
>>18773621He didn't even have a fucking match did he?
>>18773920>phil For kayfabe reasons? Or cause you’re an ass blasted mark?
>>18773621This night is a lost cause> injury prone> can't promo for shit> lame, limited moveset> can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit> was only ever over when attached to MJFLet this nigga rot in NXT already
>>18773621>rumors of meeting with WWE people.and THIS is how I know that karma is a real thing. You want to make deals with the evil Fed? You want to go WWE despite knowing what Vincent did to Janel Grant? You want to betray the good guys, AEW? You want to stab AEW in the back? Well, too bad. God is always watching. This is what happens, WardLOW. Enjoy your time in hell alongside Hulk KWABOTY Hogan.
>>18773621Bullshit
>>18774215Retard.
>>18774223if this is real, he ought to retire. i mean this is ridiculous
>>18773621He's never gonna get out of Khantanamo Bay
>>18773634Phil tier
>>18773682why does Juice keep wanting to get rid of everything fun about his character and be a real wrestler so bad. is it a work?
>>18773621He could've been AEW's Batista. Now he's the real Batista and gets hurt all the time.
>>18774366He's Mason Ryan
>>18774361It's weird how much I like Juice Robinson compared to how much I didn't care about CJ Parker.
>>18774283>On my God, a guy got injured... Retire! I don't want to see you ever again Smarks are heartless
>>18774445It's AEW. It's like 3 matches a month. If you get hurt and stay hurt on an AEW schedule then bumping isn't for you.
You know it may come off as rude but I really don't know who the fuck that is but it's a name I have known and heard for like ten years as a wrestling "fan" but I genuinely do not know shit about the faggots career...?
>>18773634Heavy weightlifting without yoga/stretching to toughen all your muscles, joints, connections, etc.You have giant muscles used for very specific weight exercises ripping themselves away from the weaker muscles and tendons and shit that are used for normal movements like running or jumping or stretching.
>>18774445when a wrestler is out for a year with an injury and then returns for one match only to instantly get injured again what sane person wouldnt think maybe this isnt the right job for the guy
>>18774512it is kinda crazy how yoga still has the stigma of 'that shit is for fags" when the evidence irrefutably shows that is it essential if you are carrying lots of muscle mass
>>18773901You are unironically probably right, I remember him talking about his anxiety issues
>>18774547yoga is for fags. guarantee you not one roided wrestler from 40yrs ago ever did yoga and i dont remember any missing time for an injury. the only wrestler pushing it is a fag ddp
How much you wanna bet that he actually fucked it when he was filming American Gladiators and waited to get back in the ring before saying he's hurt?
>>18773707kek based
>>18773621Did he even wrestle a match
>>18774683Nope, he but Nana and some security guards at Forbidden Door after Swerve's match.
>>18773621I'm sure this nigga it's just fleecing Tone at this point
>>18773655is this how the Don Callis family gets so huge without having to break it up with internal feuds? A constantly revolving door of injured members?>>18774547>it is kinda crazy how yoga still has the stigma of 'that shit is for fags" when the evidence irrefutably shows that is it essential if you are carrying lots of muscle massGOAT (figuratively, but actually literally)
>>18773621Kwab
>>18774547Shut up, Dallas.
>>18773621What went wrong for Michael Wardlow?
>>18773707This. Tony khan will pay you to stay home so why not?
>>18773621>"Uh, sorry Tony I'm uh injured. It's fine, just keep paying me my $3 million contract from your dad's, I mean, your account. Big thx Tonedog you rock"
>>18773621Nobody cared because it’s aew
Of course Triple Fag is interested in more of Tiny's shitters. Wardlow is the shits, doesn't have it and hasn't gotten better. The guy has too plan a face but goes zesty with the lips. His body isn't all that great either.
>>18780196Also not particularly tall or anything, like Roman Reigns' height, mid-30s, barely any matches under his belt.He's getting the Jade super-push for sure
>>18774596probably because men used to do way more manual labour activating the body properly instead of just having gym machines slowly deform you
>>18780277>men used to do way more manual labouralso men were all around tougher back then. the majority of pro wrestlers years ago were just big tough dudes. nowadays you got fags doing yoga and gymnastics that are so weak they break their ankle just running to the ring. or wardlow who gets hurt every time he tries to wrestle. wrestlers years ago probably did get hurt sometimes but continued on wrestling because they werent faggots
>>18774547They don't tell the shoot behind yoga.It has the reputation of being light workouts for mouldy women who like to put polished amethyst eggs up their pussy for "meditation" and have strong political views that they will announce in case others didn't get the memo saying they're good people.Yoga however, for real, was invented by the Buddha specifically as a way for his soldiers to make a full recovery from any injuries they got in combat.Yoga is a military technique. Big muscular men who wield swords and shields for hours, trying not to die, did yoga so they could go out to kill the enemy and drive the women before them way ahead of schedule.It should be the most badass physical therapy in the world, but most guys don't have the balls for it. I guess that's fair. It was invented by the most macho godlike conqueror in history, after all.
>>18773621>Then they bring him back at a PPV as part of the Don Callis Family and nobody cared because it’s the same thing they’ve done with him 3 times alreadyThat's the true KWAB. The injury is just the dressing. Just another reason why attendance and ratings will keep dropping. They seriously pushed Cassidy, Yuta, Garcia, Guevara, and Perry over Wardlow and people like Miro. AEW deserves everything that's happening with Dynamite.
>>18773901Sounds familiar.I blew my back out 4 times in about a year.It stopped after I no-contacted some people.
>>18774169Cody.
>>18773920Tony's ahead of all of them just based on the last few weeks. You thought he would let someone else win this year? Tony said nah hold my beer, im about to get embarrassingly low ratings and attendance and move a show i had in place for months because im a pussy
>>18780277>>18780295Modern athletes are stronger and faster than these fat old shutters. Cope more.
>>18780345Kurt Angle wrestled with a broken neck, meanwhile Adam Cole jumps off a 2 foot ledge and cripples himself for 10 months
>>18780345>Modern athletes are stronger and fasterthis dude just had to retire because of a bump on the head
>>18780465>>18780493I'm talking about real athletes, not fake fighting fags.
>>18773621Fucking kek. They should call him the single mum given how much he skives off work
>>18773621F
In case anyone's confused as to why this keeps happening to Wardlow, this is a common issue for steroid abusers. Because their muscles grow at an accelerated rate, the fibers of their tendons are stressed because steroids don't affect them the same way they affect the muscles. This results in an ironic situation where the really big guys don't possess the same confidence in their strength as a naturally-built weightlifter. That's why Sting was able to pick up and slam The Giant despite appearing visually smaller than Goldberg, who likely took dianabol to get his traps as big as they were in his peak.
>>18778706More like what ever went right
Tegan nox level of cursed career lol. Remember people thought he was the next batista
>>18773634Probably whatever drugs hes taking. Some steroids dry you out and make injuries easier.
So, you got a source on this besides Sukdeep Yomamajeet...?
>>18780773Why do retards feel the need to give their opinions on topics they have no knowledge of? Every world record is held by a roider.
>>18781322Yeah it was already posted, keep up, little pup
Could have been their Goldberg but Tony fumbled
>>18781326Also kekd at sting natty. Non lifters think that roids means peak chris masters or braun strowman and anything smaller than that is just 6 months on starting strength or something . They get so angry at fake natties but they created the culture of laughing at anyone who is smaller than that who comes out as using stuff.
>>18781461“Goldberg likely took some dianabol” fucking lol
>>18781436wardlow fumbled wardlow
>>18781596Tony fumbled him several times before the injuries though
>>18780317It was not invented by the Buddha you retard, authentic Hindu Yoga is just witch doctor bullshit about eating cum with zero relation to either the Buddha or modern "yoga", the modern stuff is swedish gymnastics rebranded by a cult leader guru rapist.
>>18773621Honestly? KWAB
If Tony ever wanted to extend this dude's contract for injury time he would be signed until the heat death of the universe.
>already 37>super injury prone>can't talk>was only over when around MJF and spammed power bombs>only like 6'1
>>18773621raped?
>>18773753still terry d bollea
Tony should just pay him out the rest of his contract and let him walk honestly.
>>18773621
>>18773627>Shit luck.shit booking. he didnt have to return to attack someone who already lost a match. TK wanted that big surprise and now he gets this. they could have easily written Swerve off tv and have Wardlow appear on Dynamite. Now this guy gets hurt jumping into the ring....good luck getting another contract from anyone. hopefully he makes back before season 2 of american gladiators
>>18773621I'm a Wardlow fan but this dude has some of the worst luck with injuries I've ever seen in wrestling. Oh well, get well soon, Wardog
>>18773655>also in true Don Callis Family fashion someone in that group always ends up injuredTbqh with you, senpai, half the AEW roster and a handfull of RoH's is in the Don Callis family at this point. There's a good likelihood with that many wrestlers, some of them are going to be injured.
>>18783760>No you see actually he’s made out of paper because somethingsomething Tony Mental illness.
>>18773707>>18779640About that, anons, wrestling companies do add injury time to a wrestler's contract. At this point, Wardlow ain't going anywhere until he's in his 50s.
>>18783736> You know remember the Undisputed Kingdom
>>18783879I certainly do not.
>>18780295>nowadays you got fags doing yoga and gymnastics that are so weak they break their ankle just running to the ring.
>>18783879I remember them being what the devil angle led to. I don't remember a single thing they did after that.
>>18780773>Because their muscles grow at an accelerated rate, the fibers of their tendons are stressed because steroids don't affect them the same way they affect the muscles. This results in an ironic situation where the really big guys don't possess the same confidence in their strength as a naturally-built weightlifter. That's why Sting was able to pick up and slam The Giant despite appearing visually smaller than Goldberg, who likely took dianabol to get his traps as big as they were in his peak.Interesting. I assume pro wrestlers are stepping on the gas more heavily than most, so if they had a lighter foot (lower dose regime) and tried to build themselves up a bit slower (but still faster than natty) would that give their adjacent tissues a better chance to develop/bare the load of their higher mass?>>18783760>shit booking. he didnt have to return to attack someone who already lost a match. TK wanted that big surprise and now he gets this. they could have easily written Swerve off tv and have Wardlow appear on Dynamite. Now this guy gets hurt jumping into the ring....good luck getting another contract from anyone. hopefully he makes back before season 2 of american gladiatorsIt sounds like he was still physically fragile and if it wasn't going to happen on his initial return there's a strong likelihood it would have during his first match given AEW's high-pace style.
Good.
It's time to give up on the Wardlow project.
>>18773634Unironically some people are just built different. There's a reason you get some guys who are in the business for 30 years, and working till 60, like fuckin' Goldust, or whatever. And then some that have a less than 10 year run. They just break more.
