>"you know it's fake right?"legit how do you respond to this when a normie says it?
yes
I blade (I always keep a gig in my pocket) and ask them how fake the blood looks
so is all fictious media you cape loving faggot
I hit them with a shoot tombstone piledriver
>>18778679No different than movies
>>18778679the normie im talking to probably loves Marvel Movies so whatever
>>18778679I'm fully convinced people who say that are trolling IRL. They say it to try to get under our skins.So I troll them back, claim I believe it's real, and try to gaslight them into believing it too. You're never going to convince them to respect this thing of ours so your best bet is to convince them we're so crazy that they never risk bringing it up to a wrestling fan ever again.
>>18778679>>18778692>>18778703>>18778704>>18778710>>18778711lol wrestling is fake sports for retarded manbabies, grow up you hopeless faggotsvideo games are toys, anime is cartoons, wrestling is retardedtake a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
>>18778726lol this never happened and you’re a stupid bitch
>>18778679Nuh uh
>>18778726Work a work and work yourself into a shoot
>>18778679>Well, this is real!>*punt kick her in the cunt*>turn 360 degrees while sliding on my Rayban Aviators>moonwalk out of the room
>>18778739>reddit formattinggo back faggot.
>>18778739ok but how u kno?
>>18778746It's all real you dumb nigger.
>>18778679ask them what their favorite sport is and then cut a shoot promo on how it's rigged and just as fake
So are video games. So are movies. So are tv shows. So are books. Are they not entertaining though? So is pro wrestling.
>>18778784>pro wrestling>entertainingdo you not read this board?
give them an open palm strike across the face >"that feel fake, huh?"
>>18778784Just about everyone likes tv shows, movies, maybe games and books. But wrestling is it own species. It’s a niche product and it’s a soap opera (which is a genre mainly watched by women) except it’s with manly men. Nobody cares if women do it now. It just sounds silly to say you’re invested in it when the average person can’t share an input like they could with the others.
>>18778739>>18778746Kek, you got real quiet after you got btfo didn't ya
>>18778739You sound like a dumb slut.
vaguely allude to the fact that you know how to do a german suplex to mog them
>>18778679Normies haven't said this for 10 years.
>>18778793John Stossel and to a lesser extent Richard Belzer (i don’t know if he asked Hogan to do that shit to prove wrestling was fake. if he was actually legitimately asking him to do a move then he’s still retarded) getting kwabbed for trying to expose the business is awesome.
>>18778679https://youtu.be/zrX9Ca7LSyQ?feature=shared
>>18778679Who cares about normies
Nah you are
>>18778679Yes Movies series and tv Shows are Scripted too fag
I Chokeslam the Shit out of them
>>18778679
>>18778739Holy based /pw/xirs btfo
>>18778679Try and get them to prove it
The same way David Schultz/Vader responded.
>>18778679You still vote, right?
>>18778704People don't think Brad Pitt is really Tyler Durden though. They think "Wow what a great performance and cool character" WWE fans list off titles and matches like they're achievements and act like gossipy faggots who know what a wrestler is like in real life. They act like it's real so they rightly get mocked for doing so.
>>18780579To appreciate wrestling you have to understand that it blurs the line between kayfabe and real life.Yes, everyone knows it's fake. Part of the fun is in suspending disbelief and pretending it's real.Super Eyepatch Wolf put it best.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQCPj-bGYro
>>18778739Where's the lie, folks?
>>18778692fpbpi don't get why people would be triggered by that question.
>>18780579Right, nobody gossips about brad pitt
>>18780672Because if you're a wrestling fan past the age o 12 you're probably a little retarded.
>>18778739WHAT?
>>18780680What the fuck are you even doing on the wrestling board.We don't go onto your /lgbt/ board and make fun of you.
>>18780695>What the fuck are you even doing on the wrestling board.I'm a little retarded.
>>18780695i have no idea how you can be on this board and still believe that wrestling fans are normal, well-adjusted members of society rather than complete spergs
>>18780705We all are, just don't look down your nose at your fellow retards.>>18780725You got me there, although to be fair the same goes for most people on this site in general.
>>18780744>We all are, just don't look down your nose at your fellow retards.Like when?
>>18780749Not you personally, I just mean like some of the off-board people who have wandered into the thread like this guy >>18778739He's shoot retarded too since he doesn't even understand the thing he hates.
no it isn't
>>18778726lol this is actually gigasmart
>>18778679blow their mind by showing them all the instances in which "legit sports" companies have been caught rigging games. Then finish with >ALL professional sports are rigged, wrestling is just the one that chose to admit the truth
>>18778679>That's the point dumbass, it's a TV show, not a sport.Also I tell them it takes a shit ton of coordination and athleticism to work a match, you're basically trusting a stranger with your life
>>18778679Yeah so what you big BITCH? *give them the middle finger and stone cold stunner them*
>>18779013this, and let's not forget that stupid interviewer who got roughed up by Vader. I have no pity for people who deliberately provoke others and then play the victim when they get whats coming to them. Stossel and the others wanted to provoke an angry reaction for ratings and they got what they paid for.
Is ballet fake because nobody actually dies in Swan Lake? NO!You call it fake, but it’s the only thing that’s ever been real to me. It’s poetry in motion. It’s anime in flesh and blood. It’s Shakespeare with steel chairs and thumb tacks.I know I’ve never been kissed, I know a woman has never touched me, but when I see RVD frog splash from the top rope, I swear it feels like love.So don’t tell me it’s fake. Because if wrestling is fake, then what the hell am I supposed to do with the only thing that’s ever made me feel happy and loved?
>>18778679Normies don't know I watch wrestling.
>>18781390This for me as well.. No one in my real life knows I watch wrestling, it's honestly probably the most embarrassing hobby one could have. I'd rather be caught watching porn by my buddies vs. them catching me watching wrestling.
>>18778726>no, it’s real>in fact, rey mysterio hated a guy so much, he just straight up killed a guy in the ring
>>18778679>I guess you didn't know that Dave Meltzer's star ratings are 100% real.
Wrestling is for children. See consolewarring and having waifus.
>>18778679You think I believe in the Undertaker? What are you, stupid?
>>18778679>"Just like my orgasms."It's that simple.
>"Just like all the orgasms you ever "gave" your wife?"
>>18778739>wrestling is for retarded manbabies>finishes his promo with a quote from a well known promo from 30 years agoSo you’re telling me you’ve been watching that long, huh? PERMAVIRGIN STATUS CONFIRMED
