>"......MMMMMmmmmmMMMMmmmmmm....">*leaves*
>>18779741Kek
>>18779741straight to the point what a great promo
couldn't have said it better myself takethanks for drawing the house
>>18779741>ACK
>>18779741now that's badass>>18780228mmm watch it
Quality promo Take
>>18779741WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>18779741Fine speech
>>18779741He can't keep getting away with this
>>18779741Afraid so
>>18779741Many are saying this
>>18779741Big if true
>>18779741Promos good
>>18779741>pure strikes the air>leaves
>>18779741Based
I mean, folks....
>>18779741Tape this, show it DAY ONE to everyone in the training center or on Next In Line. Save the industry.
>>18779741HOLY FUCKING BASED
I know this guy likes ho's
>>18779741Huge pop.
why are his strikes so PVRE bros?
>>18779741Promo's badass.
Undercarder is complete trash in every way.
>>18779741WE LOVE YOU GOAT>>18783232This but AEW
>>18779741He has to put that voice on as outside the ring he's a dimeless high-pitched ginger goofball.
>>18780228>image quality so shitty if you didn't have context you'd have no idea why Take is making that retarded face.
>>18779741Wanna do it?
>>18783167undertaked post.
Big if true.
>>18779741Mmmmm
>>18783232Mmmmmm you wouldn’t say that to my face little bitch
>>18779741He's a piece of shit for throwing out his Co-Host like trash, just so he can have his Tranny wife disrespect him on every podcast.
>>18786779That was kind of a bitch move.Over sandals?
>>18779741that's a pretty badass promo
Fine speech, but your old ass lost two inches of height just walking to the ring. I’ve fucked more bitches than you, buried more talent than you, and ate more cucumbers than you. What, did you get sodomized with one as a kid or something? The Windswept Winter of ‘82? Fuck you and your broken ass streak, old man. I nut, I piss, I shit.
>>18780228>nutted but she keeps suckin'
>>18779741Undertaker turned out to be a bit of a faggot.
KWAUAMFBN
>>18780228This is what hogan looked like when he realised he was about to die
>>18787773I dunno, heaven's pretty comfy up here, brother.
Vroom... vroommmMMnmmMmmm
>>18787773Ken it’s funny that Hoganetty was booed out of the building, but Undertaker is still loved. Maybe don’t be a racist next time.
>>18787795More like this
>>18788297>ya got me brother
>>18788641>>18788314Nah, more like FUCK YOU, TRANNY! Go the fuck back to bumping your shitty Hogan hate thread where you talk to yourself there.
>>18787575promo's shit.
>>18787795racist people don't go to heaven, anon
>>18789597R-atherA-nnoyingC-ommunistI-nspiredS-ilencingT-actic
>>18779741watching some old shows with deadlock and undertaker is the most overrated fucking dude ever. can't talk, matches up until like the mid 2000s are pretty shit.
>>18779741TRVKE
>>18789597Maybe in Planet Retard
>>18789620Still has every modern wrestler beat by a mile
Based Take with a based take on things.
>>18789620aura is an important part of a successful wrestler
>>18779741>*GONG*>*takes 5 minutes to walk to the ring*>*takes off hat and coat*>*grabs mic*>mmmmmmm this sundeeeeee>*sawdusts neck to look at crowd*>at judgment deeeeeeeey>*shits pants*>in this very ring>*pays alimony to sara*>I'll show you why this is MY yard>*drops mic*>*rolls eyes back and sawdusts shoulders to raise arms*>*cue shitty pyro and cgi lighting*>*GONG*>*walks out of the ring*
>>18791828Promo sucks, Anon. Go the fuck back to OVW.
>>18786779Dunno how much control he had over that. WWE owns him and can do whatever they want with him. Take and Matt were genuine friends, he wouldn’t just cut him loose just like that if he didn’t have daddy Trips breathing down his neck
>>18791828THANK YOU GOAT
>Mmmmmmm gonna talk about the good ol' days mmmm>But not about the partying and the rats>mmm michelle would disaprove mmmm
RESTINPEEEEAAAACCCCEEEEEffRRMMPPbbmmmghhrrrr...
>>18788641HOW MUCH DID HE PAY FOR THE PLASTIC SURGERY BROTHER!!!!!!
>>18791828Mmmmmm... badass
>Mmmmmmm, hey Vince.>I was eh, mmmmm thinking.>I know that mmm the Undertaker is a great gimmick.>But mmmmm I think we need to make a change.>What if it turns out that The Undertaker was Mean Mark all along.>Mmmmm he could be dishing out some pure strikes.
>No one should starve to death
>>18792910when fake canadian smiles man interviewed matt he laid it out as wwe wanting michelle to cohost, taker not really being able to do anything but matt owned the old podcast name and refused to hand it over. no hard feelings towards taker as i recall
>>18793957This is how he would have shown up in WCW had he jumped ship bavk then.>its.. IT'S MEAN MARK!!! HE'S BACK IN WCW!!>its.. its Hogan! He's offering him an NWO shirt!>Mark wants the mic! give him the mic!>Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm anti NWO but pro law enforcement! mmmm starting my own faction called the Bonestreet Krew mmmmm support your local police and buy my shirt, now let me introducd you to my beautiful wife Sarsh mmmm the Bonestreet Babe mmmmm>2025>"how eric bischoff wasted the undertaker in wcw">mmmmm it was bischoff's fault and not my lame overdone biker gimmick that i pushed hard mmm
>>18794932Imagine being married to a chick with an ugly name like 'Sarsh' but she was hotter than Sarah in the timeline we're in now.
>>18789597Shut up, Rajeet
>>18793663You just know there is some crazy ass night that he had with Godfather or Kane or Yoko where it started after a match, went to the locker room and then 3 bags of weed and 3 bottles of Jack Daniels, ended up at some strip club where bitches got crazy and it then got back to their hotel rooms where the party just went on and on until they had to drag their asses to the hotel gym to sweat the alcohol out of their systems before going back on the road to do it all over again that would be a legendary story to talk and reminisce about but then you see this stuck up increasingly ghoulish looking bitch staring at you with those eyes and it turns out that she possesses in her dried up snatch the crucial ingredients of being able to control the Undertaker, mind, body and soul. Its the same stuff inside the funeral urn Paul Bearer carried around. You can just see it in her face and then see his chain get yanked back like a puppy in training. Taker just looks crosseyed because he just had a flash back to some stripper Godfather got that had a hoop-piercing on a superfluous third-nipple and the two of them joking if that's where she hung some his/her towels but one look from his no-fun having bitch wife sent that fine memory and story back down in to the memory fog.There's an unspoken of rule in wrestling: don't bring your wife on the road and have her around the boys because the boys act like boys and wives don't need to see or know their husbands are around or approve or are complicit with that sort of behaviour. Taker just proved that you shoudn't bring them onto your fucking podcasts either.
>>18779741And still better than 99% of the wrestlers today
>>18795084...wtf?
>>18779741>the AMERICAN BADASS is speaking>so umm... like those guys are in my yard... and I'm like, well... the big dog in that yard, you know?
>>18795084Promo's good
>>18793957This ugly bastard really thought his meth dealing biker look was good, WCW was right when they told him that he'd never be a draw. It took McMahon's crazy ass to come up with a gimmick weird enough to bury "Mean Mark" deep enough so that people couldnt recognize his dimeless ass.
Best mmmm in the business
>>18796670Mmmm gonna need to get married for a fourth time, mmmm the desdman fears being alone. One more alimony run mmmm.
>>18795084Taker breaks all the rules. He was a snitch for Vince (why he kept his spot for so long), he exposes the inner workings, he buries the younger generation, etc.
The "mmmm" meme isnt funny and has killed any actual discussion of my favorite wrestler, The Undertaker. More proof /asp/ was a gay dimeless board.
>>18796469You heard me.
>>18791828Kino
>>18796694Wrestler's court tomorrow.Bring a fifth of jack
>>18796688>He was a snitch for Vince (why he kept his spot for so long)More like he weeded out dimeless shitters and gatekept pencil neck geeks from the main event scene.>he exposes the inner workingsYeah, what you're ALLOWED to know about and what's been discussed to death, nothing about who Patterson buttfucked or how many trannies Triple H had going at one time or how big Batista's dick is>he buries the younger generationYou mean the broccoli-headed thigh slapping superkick faggot parties whose just out there having fun, maggle?
Mmmmm putting cucumbers in my bag again, that means wrestlers court for you mmmmmm
>>18796628>is a dimeless shitter until someone gives him a gimmick where he never has to talk and barely has to workkek
Mmmm I got bigger breasts than my wife, Michelle's not going over in the titty department. Mmmm support the troops.
>>18797720MMMMMMMICHELLE MMMMMANCOCK REALLY GETS MMMMMMMMY UNDEAD COCK GOING, YUMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>18797832>>18797720>>18797660>>18797647>>18779741Stop making Fun of him
Based mmmmmean mark laying the groundwork for current day Drew.
>>18794670You recall correctly.WWE pulled it from them.They had a good thing going too. It's a shame. They could've just paid him to co-host and continue the podcast but they'd rather spend much more money on a sandbag that steals the show.
>>18797720mmmmmmmmmmilk
>>18798057I'm not sure you can get a bigger contrast in mentors. Drew fell apart and Sheamus was overpushed but developing well. Logan is laughing at Taker like he's a geek and it's entirely justified. How embarrassing.
>>18798102MMMMMMM IT'S NOT THE WATER THAT GROWS THE TREE MMMMMMM ITS THE TREE THAT GROWS THE WATERING CAN
Bet that shark he encountered in the shallows once still shudders to this day about the sheer badassery.
>>18798102MMMMMMMM SUN TZU ONCE SAID THAT A WRESTLER IS ONLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THE BOTTLE OF WHISKEY HE BRINGS TO WRESTLER'SMMMMmmmm.... COURT! TONIGHT!
>>18788297Looks like he is in Japanese heaven based on the font.
>>18779741>GIMME THE FUCKING MIC>Mmm mmm mmm mmm>Mmm mmm mmm mmm
>>18798102>MMMMMM THERES AN OLD SAYING DOWN IN TEXAS, SAYS, FOOL ME ONCE, SHAMMMMMME ON MMMM SHAME ON YOU. MMMMM YOU FOOL ME, CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.
>>18798649Mmmmmm yeah you better swim away shark, mmm you're not going over my wife today. Mmmmmm next time its 100% pure strikes and then its the last ride for Jaws mmmmm
>>18779741Mmmmmmm Don't forget your daily dose of potassium mmmmmm
>>18798893TAKER LOOK OUT
>>18799228kek
>>18799276Mmmmmaritime contemplations...
>>18799228Mmmmmmm wouldn't want to mess with that shark, he has the purest strikes in the sea
>>18799276dont worry taker, tidus will come back some day
>>18798904Donkey Kong Bananza looks good
LEMME TALK TO YA ABOUT MY WEEKEND
>>18798893My dad did this with a nurse shark once when me him and my brother were fishing. He stood right in front of that harmless shark and told us to stand back. My dad went "mmmmm," and the shark left but we all stopped fishing that day.
>>18779741GIMME THE FUCKING AUX CORD>DONG
>>18799228*splish* *splash*
>>18799606mmmmmmm don't see many real baddasses like that these days
>>18779741babababased
>>18793957This dumbass literally brought back his no dimes Mean Mark gimmick.
>>18798729you and me are the only ones who'll get this, brother
>>18803688Feelin' old, Anon?>aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwAAAAAAAWWWWWWaaaawwwAAAAaaaaAAAAAAwwwwww......
Mmmmmm just killed the golden goose, mmmm never getting out of debt now, mmmm Shane's gonna be pissed.. not badass mmm
>>18803688>ONCE>THERE WAS A MAN WHO>WALKED INTO AN ALLEY>ON A SWEATY SUMMER NIGHT>AND WHEN HE FINALLY CAME THOROUGH>HE HAD>BEEN BLACKED BY LOCAL RAPISTS>HE COULDN'T QUITE ESCAPE THEM>TORE HIS QUADS TRYING TO EVADE THEM
>>18779741mmmmmmmmmmm
>>18779741Thank you GOAT
>>18779741mmmmmm what an ugly ass motherfucking bitch nigger mmmmmmmmmmmm
have a baddass weekend by the way
>>18806766Mmm this guy has his finger on the pulse of the community mmm very badass
mmmmm
Have a little bad ass weekend, everybody
>>18809325Taker pretending to bd a UFC fighter around.. 2003? was so akward to watch, a 50 year old tired man throwing some punches while the announcers had to pretend it wasnt cringy as fuck.
>>18810234kek
>>18810234Nah, it was badass.
>>18810234mmmmmm disrespecting pure strikes? that's a case of jack at court tomorrow
>>18811253I swear Taker must have been acting like a crooked cop backstage, constantly trying to catch people breaking unwritten oldskool wrestling rules and telling them that they can buy off the "judge" with a case of jack.
>>18791828WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>18795084He was censoring himself before she even got on his podcast. He's always wanted to keep up the good boy act for his daddy Vince. You'll have to wait until both Vince and Triple H die before he starts spilling the beans, assuming he outlives either of them
>>18812748Why?
>>18809325Just like in his UFC career
bummmmmmmmmp
>*leaves*Soooo...where did he do after delivering such a historic promo?
>keepRollin Rollin Rollin rollin>whetkep>rollinrollinrollinwhat
>>18814909I could have accepted him being a biker if he had just kept the deadman gimmick, kinda like a Ghostrider/Undrrtaker kinda combo.Instead he came to cringy nu-rap-metal with his carrot top hair and meth dealer jeans outfit.Instant deathblow to the character imo.
>>18815121The biker gimmick has to be a rib. Maybe he kept getting fag jokes from other wrestlers because of the purple and after the purple was phased out the boys worked him into a biker gimmick.
If you don't like him during this era, you're not a true 'Taker fanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f7kEDMkqn8
Why do you lames make fun of Undertaker like he's a fake tough guy when he's a fucking legend and legit badass biker?
>>18816418his gimmick before AB was literally ministry of darkness where they would do shit like crucifying Stephanie and setting people on fire, purple Take was like 5 years before that
Mmmmmm
>>18789620He's actually really good by 2003 but nobody remembers this because he's stuck working undercard tag matches with A-Train and the FBI KWAB
>>18819750I stopped watching in 2003, shit just got too bad.
Grimmmmmm
>>18791828>*sawdusts neck to look at crowd*popped me
>>18789620He basically owes his career to HBK and Mankind, to the matches he had with them during the Attitude Era. But everyone was putting great matches during the Attitude Era, he was just carried through them.What's crazy is that he remained a top guy during the New Gen, when every match and feud he was in was shit. I don't know if other wrestlers valued him in ways we can't see, like how some wrestler claim Kane is one of the GOATs because of how safe and selfless he was. Or maybe his locker room leader status helped him, or maybe he was just best friends with Vince.AE is his best era regarding matches, but his gimmick was perfected during the mid-2000s.
Remember that time he came out in sweatpants to cut a moaning worked shoot promo? What was the point of that?
>>18821030Russo era realism bro.
WWwwwwwWWWwwww
>>18796694I need some mmmm promos right now to watch
>>18798729>>18804164I'm fucking dying
>>18822008deadman? that gimmick will never work
>>18779741Bump
>*GONG*
>>18825454AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
another hot take from the GOAT
baddass promo
>>18825454oh myyyyy
>>18825454DX7 is the most over music instrument of the whole 20th century mmmmm don't wanna mute that
