Wrestlers only have to wrestle (once) a week for barely 5 to15 minutes but I have to go into the office (five) times a day and work for 9 hours straight and commute for 2 hours. Its not fucking fair bros. Wrestlers are living life on easy mode. I fucking hate them.
>wrestlers have to commute to different fucking cities 5 times a week>wrestles spend 8 hours at the arena for each event for their 5 minute match
>>18790652there's a lot of working out involved, unless you're kevin owens
>>18790652Maybe you should've made something of yourself then anon
>>18790749This. I have OP’s problem. I don’t come on here and cry about it though. I’m trying to improve but let me tell you fags. It’s basically impossible once you reach a certain point in your life.
It used to be that you were on the road for 300 days out of the year wrestling twice n Saturday, twice on Sunday. In the Stampede days, you traveled will over 1'400 miles in a giant circle between farm towns in Canadian provinces and Northern U.S. states in a van with no heat, bald tires, no radio, and is stuffed with huge wrestlers and the only thing keeping you warm was Andre the Giants beer farts. You're getting beat up every fucking night and in those quiet moments you do get alone, tears surely come out because of all the jetlag mixed with confusion and missing your friends and family.
My job doesn't cause life ruining brain traumaJust back pain
>>18790652Try getting over at the office
>>18790652They commute for a lot longer than 2 hours on average.
Yeah the time your fat ass spends in the office, the wrestlers worth a shit spend that working out meal prepping and traveling. They don’t just magically appear at the arena in shape.
>>18792313>magically appear at the arenaI wish this was me...
>>18790652Get a better job faggot
>>18792263Listening to Cornette describe the travelling schedule in Mid-South with no days off is insane. I'm from part of the area where they would run shows and I can't imagine driving all the way from bumfuck Louisiana to OKC to Houston to New Orleans every week or so. The old school breeds were just built different
>>18790718woe is me
>>18790652This >>18790718They have massive commutes, whether its through planes, trains, or automobiles. You don't have to take bumps, destroy your body, pretend to act on live TV, make media appearances, and you don't have to be in shape and work out for an office job. You wouldn't cut it as a wrestler kid, so cut yer cryin' and be thankful all you have to do is fill out some excel spreadsheets and the worst bump you'll take is carpal tunnel.
>>18792330It was doing this or prison for a lot of them and they were whoremongering alcoholics to cope with it.
>>18790652you do know they still practice and rehearse their shit in the hours leading up to the event right?, they dont just stand there doing fuck all
>>18790730This also traveling sucks dude.
>2 hour commuteGet a new job or a new home ya malaka
>>18790718Hi Phil. How's AJ holdin up?
>>18792346I lied buddy, I'm a neet. Haha.
>>18790718>wrestlers have to commute to different fucking cities 5 times a weekSo that's why Liv's armpits are always sweaty and rancid
