It's The Final Dynamite Of The 2300 Arena Residency!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>Bryan Danielson will be joining the AEW commentary team!>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. The Walking Weapon Josh Alexander in a Grudge Match>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm vs. Skye Blue in a Philly Street Fight>TBS Champion The CEO Mercedes Mone & Emi Sakura vs. Riho & Alex Windsor>Shelton Benjamin vs. Ricochet>And More!** 10 Days Out From AEW All Out **
LET'S GO TONI
Why is this company pushing Hook so hard?
>or maybe not
What is this shit gimmick Hook is doing
Hook is turning Heel? Or maybe not, dude.
>>18791497he's a handsome devil, but maybe he isn't. Also he could just be a psychic vision projected on us by Taz and we're the only ones that can see him
>>18791497>Maybe.....maybe notSchrödinger's Gimmick?
How's the show so far, trannies? I'm getting the impression it's been less than great
>Maybe my gimmick is you give me that championship belt.>Or maybe not
>>18791496schizo taz posting was probably the peak of /pw/
>>18791514Best Dynamite since last Wednesday.
>>18791514better than last week, not better than 2 weeks ago.
TONI :D
>Philly Streetfight
>>18791494The answer is in the post below yours.
ASS BROS ARE YOU READY FOR SOME KINO CAMERA SHOTS?
>Sandman Toni Storm
holy based toni
>Tony didn’t pay for Enter SandmanWhat the fuck
>>18791545It's won't reach this peak though.
>Sandman Sex Change
>the Sandwoman
Skye Blue needs to be on weekly and be wearing less clothing.
THISISTHE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAN
Skye is dressed like a juggalo
this is the match
Why is Toni the Joker dressed as a Nurse playing Sandman?
>>18791554I retract my statement...
SKYE IS A FUCKING SICKO
>>18791562I'd like to jug her lo's
STAPLE ASS JONES OVA HERE
Not in the cooch
RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>Juice gets to pull those staples out with his teeth later
whats the story for them having a hardcore match?
I’d kill for Skyes boyfriend vs Buddy.
okay that was pretty rad
STAPLE TO THE PUSSY
never forget we got Singapore cane matches because that kid stole a bunch of road signs and cars while being a shit at an international school
>>18791575Living the dream
>>18791575
Fuck, let's give Skye a wedgie with thumbtacks in her tights.
>>18791576madness been attacking her the last 2 weeks.
My 4.5 incher will not recover from this match.
>>18791583Heyman was a hell of a booker
it's not a pudding match but it's still pretty good
>>18791576It was mentioned right before the match started
this might be the hottest skye's ever looked
>>18791575Juice and Toni broke up. We all have a chance now bros
Is there a reason Toni is wearing a jumpsuit?
>>18791575They broke up already. Literally everyone in this thread has a shot at her now.
>>18791576Triangle attacked her on collision
bryan exposing the business day one smdh
They really just stapled a woman’s pussy shut on the most socially progressive wrestling programme.
For how how bad Skye Blue is in the ring she makes up for it when she does these kinds of matches. She’s willing to put that tight little body on the line and does it well.
>guy in the tank top struggling to keep his eyes up and not look downme three bro
>>18791606and it wasn't a pink stapler but a color neutral one, thats progress brother
camera men on point with the ass shots tonight. TK give them raises.
CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESE
>>18791490Nigger
I could have been in the crowd underneath those 2 pawgs. I'll never forgive myself.
Lmao this is a real sicko match
>the fan sign street sign bit
fucking based Toni
>>18791600No they didn’t lol
I AM THE TABLE
Based Excalibur
>>18791621skye isnt white.
>you will never sit front row with Skye Blues ass right in your faceWhy fucking live?
>mousetrap spotHoly shit whoever takes the spot is gonna be a legend
>mouse trap table slam into Skye's crotchTONI YOU GENIUS
Excalibur can have little a cheeseas a treat
>face to the coochThat was a nice accidental recovery from not breaking the table
Skye Blue is such a yummy-looking slut
>>18791638toni is so good
Nice
this match sucks
Was that not the best table spot?
>>18791626Renee literally interviewed Juice when he returned recently and it was brought up.
>>18791644GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I can't wait for Corny to review this match
c’mon Roxanne!
ELECTRIC SPANKINGS
this match is a gold mine for sky bent over pics
Bah gawd she ate cheese and everyone knows Toni Storm is lacrose intolerant
Skye looks way hotter for some reason.
>>18791644These are Dark type shots in this match
Why aren't they wrestling in pudding?
>>18791644Based webm bros working fast. Great camera work by the production crew.
MADEFORITTHE MATCH
>>18791644based webm bro
>>18791659Because this is a progressive company. Do better.
I AM THE SIGN
Toni may have got the pin, but Skye Blues ass won the match
C'mon Yuta! Run out and save your crush!
>>18791644my dick feels like it’s been in a mouse trap after watching this match
WRATHLANDER
damn all these bitches lookin fine tonight
Julia a cute!
For my /pw/ bros
TOXIC SPIDER BROS WW@
DENIM SHORTS HAYTER IS BACK
>luv julia>luv jamie>everyone elsesimple as
Guys, Thekla might be too much woman for me
That crab walk into a spear feels like the easiest thing to counter with a punt
sex with thekla
>>18791676what program are you using to make these so quick
Tony khan really just books the same segment for the women every week
Jaymie looking like a dish in dem Daisy dukes
>>18791684who is this
Someone needs to tell Thekla the spider crawl shit is not it and looks dumb in spots like that
>>18791682BASED
>Willow >Renee Who has meatier arms?
>>18791702Uh the Toxic Spider?
SEND FOR THE MAN
I would fall under Bard Hayter's spells
Triangle of Madness theme sounds like a good ripoff of Marilyn Manson>>18791680Agreed
>>18791711sorry i'm retarded
You guys think Harley Cameron fucks fans?
GYATT ON YOUR FACE
>draw a cat on your faceHarley low key saying it's time to let her sit on her face
>>18791697No, it's the same with the men too, you're just not paying attention to them in the same way, because you're one of those weird women's wrestling loser
>>18791682based
Bro a spear and a back bridge is not the move for that spot. Toni had to just wobble back and forth and wait for Thekla to taunt and do the move like a Mortal Kombat fatality.
>Cat on your faceWhat did they mean by this?
It's crazy how boring the Opps areLess than the sum of their parts
>>18791682enhance zoom in and then enhance some more
skye blue has got to be one of the most pornographic things on weekly television
Haven’t we had this same main event 3 weeks in a row
Did Harley go to the same orthodontist as Roman Reigns for those pearly white veneers?
Harley is so freakin talented
>>18791735Especially in the bedroom
as i'm watchin this ep, I realize there are so many others like me who have grown tired of aew, and stepped away because of predictable quality.this will score record low ratings
I’d kill for a Buddy Harley Kyle team up.
>>18791730Yjk had she actually gone into legit porn she'd be one of the biggest starlets today
>>18791739Okay how you know?
>>18791748Fletcher has to fight this every night
MJF becoming a collider
>ronjon
>>18791743No one asked you faggot
>ANOTHER TOURNAMENTlol ok
LIGHT THE FUSE
How do we feel about our Talent Name around here?
kek
GAS THE JEWS
>the old Dynamite music I kek’d
why the fuck cant we just get okada vs takeshita one on one wtf
>Mugshots
KINO
damn so Mox has been living in that Public Storage across the street for the last month?
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
WHERE IS HE
>>18791770Bruh dis nigga's name be Ronjon
>>18791765meh. barely a tourney. just qualifying matches to decide a 3 way
MARINA PLEASE STOMP MY TESTICLES
>>18791779>>18791783Roddy please, some composure
Young Bucks should come out to the waiting music AEW Dark had before it hit the countdown
>>18791780stuck in customs because he's in full gear and dripping wet
>>18791780Buying more tights.
>>18791780injured
basedido
>>18791778afraid so
I like trios titles, they look like the old school WCW tag belts
>>18791780hanging out with his bud Sami Zayn
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>18791780Me when the Young Bucks come out to stupid shit every week
>>18791771i concur
Bandido runs circles around every single Lucha in WWE/AAA
I’m gonna give my cat the Yutah haircut
>>18791796I would put Anna over cleanly
>>18791809He's going to fall in love with a bigger female cat
>>18791810basado
>>18791808No lies detected. Lucha in AEW in general leagues ahead of WWE. Tony lets them wrestle lucha libre style instead of kneecapping them.
What are the odds of Garcia or Hook joining Death Riders?
can we get one last serious Shibata title run?
Former EVPs bros...
I bet old Shibata had legit hate for Yuta as an Okinawa base kid. New Shibata post-brain injury probably thinks he's all right but still has an uncontrollable urge to kill him and read Yukio Mishima poetry
>>18791822Hook? Low. Garcia? A lot higher.
>>18791833I was told his brain might fly out at any point
gonna give my pubes the yuta haircut
>>18791822Statlander has better chances than Hook. I give Garcia a 65% chance before the end of the year
>Its a mid Dynamite that will get mogged by Collision episode
>>18791822Garcia's probably high but Death Riders have to rebrand into something else. Like maybe they keep punking him out and he winds up getting into it like Yuta did. And then he murks Yuta because he says that's where he peaked and he'll go further or some shit.
Did that Bandito move slightly postpone a commercial break?
>>18791822Garcia needs the Riders more than Hook.
>>18791845>it turns out this whole time mox has been planning a giga stable to save aew from don callis
>>18791844They're going to be attracted to fat cooch
>>18791854Probably. It's cool that they can do it though.
They should’ve made the house of black a big villain stable instead of….wheeler yuta and Daniel Garcia.
>>18791862I'm gonna say it... Aleister ain't shit.
>>18791862Buddy would have made a great leader
How do I achieve the Moxley physique?
>>18791871Stop eating pizza for breakfast.
Hobbs hates Mox cause of that one time he got injured fighting him
>Hobbs takes the straps down and Marina immediately gets into the ring andtries to fuck himNot surprised
Get these faggy tweets off the screen jesus christ.
Why are the AEW fans yeeting and doing the bron bark?
Imagine being trapped under Brody for a pin
HOLY FUCK CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI EXPOSED AS A WEAK PUSSY WHO CAN'T SWING BRODY
>>18791879They're saying beef and Brody was barking on national tv before Bron
>>18791877They should be showing Dynamite general posts instead
KWAB Claudio
Based Bucks winning that easy money
BASED BUCKS
500k!
>Bucks win the money>"RONJON WE'RE BACK"
Claudio exposed himself tonight
The only 500k this show is seeing
>>18791894>They lose it in a week
>>18791886Sky Blue's ass looking KINO tonight!! #AEWDynamite
>>18791886>GAS THE J*&#$
kek Darby getting some good strikes on Mox's eyes
>Bryan just watches this happen
>Bucks gets paid and they're gonna pay
Darby running with the LED boards showing crows was kinda cool
Did Moxley and Shibata even get tagged into this match? Felt like the entire match was Brodido vs the Bucks
How do we feel about Creeps and Liars?
Oh fuck this, I quit.
DANNY YOU SON OF A BITCH
>a daniel garcia heel turnFuck this gay ass fed
>>18791897>Door Dash Morton's>Order Ubers>Sit in Business Classyeah that 500k is gone
Ok I actually popped for that
Pretty tepid response for lil nigga
Bah Gawd!!
>>18791903he already said he's gonna be fired if he interferes
Darby's coat going over
IT WAS ME AUSTIN
>>18791842CALLED IT, GOING HEEL MIGHT SAVE HIS CAREER
why is garcia still employed
BUT WHOS SIDE IS GARCIA ON??????
These announcers fucking suck
>>18791916Don't forget how much they'll spend on pyro for one match
>completely misses the chairGEEK
>Misses the chairKek
oof
Fuck me Darby that's a helluva face bump
This orange skinned lady on the hard cam is making me feel uncomfortable
THIS RETARD MISSED THE CHAIR ON HIS BIG HEEL TURN. RELEASE HIM.
He missed the fucking chair
Kek Mox said try again you silly bitch
>smiling Shafir My week is complete
Marina's green Levi's ass can get it
>>18791937shutu p bitchtits
Based Mox making him do it again
Marina looking fine as fuck tonight
Oh god this is gonna be AEWS Dom and Marina is gonna be Rhea lmao
>announcers don't give a fuck>crowd heat is just playing along with no emotion>darby has no friends to help>misses the first stompDOA
>>18791945Mox is a real pro
>>18791944Nigga there’s no way you’re actually defending this one. He blew his own heel turn.
AEW needs a new commentary team unironically. someone like walker stewart would've sold that ten times better.
The only thing that entertained me tonight was the women's street fight.
>>18791959 he did it again and then went schizo
If Danny can't get any heat off this he's gotta go. Missing that chair shot alone was fucking terrible...glad it wasn't hook though.
>>18791937>>18791939I though it was on purpose as a double-cross angle and he was going to make it a 3-way with Mox/Darby but NOPE. Just a botch,
that was a 400k worthy dynamite
Decent Dynamite. Toni vs Skye was definitely the highlight of the night. See you sicko mother fuckers on saturday
>>18791960Yeah, commentary wasn't the worst thing ever during that segment but when you want to hook people you have to make every second count and they didn't
>>18791971see you fellow sicko
>>18791977they also no sold the gabe/darby shit the other week. they just sound old and have that JR "well this doesn't make sense" vibe
I will never believe the propaganda that Daniel Garcia is good
>>18791964Shame