>"I'm taking a brief pause from my usual haunt on /tv/ to finally confess that I am behind about 14-21% of this boards Nashposts. My good friend Jerry Lawler told me about what happened to that large individual, one Mr. Kevin Nash, at his Hall of Fame induction ceremony and well, I've been having a grand old time with you ever since. I know it sounds weird or what, but its true. As true as what happened to Kevin was. At approximately the speed of warp 9, I reckon.">"Thank you all for the great times. Live long and prosper. And in closing yes, I am a fan of Rhea Ripley's buttcheeks. Now if you pardon me, I have to go out to my horses stables to feed Mercedes Moné."
>>18791504WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>18791504IS THAT WWE CELEBRITY HALL OF FAMER WILLIAM SHATNER???
>>18791504Love the Shat. 94 - looks good, gets around unassisted and is still sharp as a tack. Saw him a couple years back and he is still hilarious.
>>18791504This could be promising, anon.
>>18791504KWAAAAAAAAAB(kwaaaaaaaaab)
Best captain.
>>18791504DIMES
How is he still alive? Man's been fat his whole life, and he's 200 years old, yet he's outlived the entire Star Trek cast.
>>18792909Jewish genetics
>>18792909He can't die until Takei dies, they hate each other too much.
>>18792002kek
>>18791504>I know it sounds weird or what, but its true.popped me, thanks shatman
>>18791504Based Shatner telling it like It is
>>18791504fucking based, the most prolific 92poster was captain Kirk all along. live long and prosper, sir.
>Captain's Log, stardate 1999.2. The USS Enterprise is now in the orbit of an uncharted planet, 2 light years from the star Diesel XI. The most remarkable feature of this planet is that it bares the utmost resemblance to late 20th century Earth, and in particular Detroit circa 1992. Unusually, our away team will only consist of one person - ensign Kevin Nash, who says he is familiar with the culture of this planet.
>>18793004>TakeiThat bug chasing Chink doesn't have much time left, as his body wastes away from a death sentence blasted up his ass by one of his countless boyfriends.
>>18791504based shatman
>>18794223Takei sexually molested people on the Howard Stern show. At least Shatner murders his wife in a dignified manner.
>>18792909Good men die young
>>18795004Especially if they wear red shirts.
>>18791504>YOU STILL GOT IT>*CLAP CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*>YOU STILL GOT IT>*CLAP CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
>The Shat likes Rhea's ass.
>>18792002>he's not thinking in three dimensions>*Enterprise climbs the top rope*
>>18794189kek
Promo's good.
>>18794189>beams into an AEW show>"Kirk to Enterprise...there's no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
>>18797077>Spock: Captain, the sensors have completed a biological reading of Planet AEW's inhabitants, the most notable attribute is that they appear to have no women. >Kirk: How can that be? Our scouts clearly reported that they saw people with long hair>McCoy: They're trannies, Jim.
>>18797579>Chekov: Keptain, dis AYY-EE-DUBBLE-YOO planet appears to have a geosynchrous orbit with a nearby vorld called 'Planet Retard'. Long range sensors detect no vimmin or females of any species, sir."
>>18793004It seems like George is the bitch in this feud and its mostly one-sided.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZtfteXNXZ8
Shat always goes over, brother.
>>18791504Do you think Shatner was 92posting while in space?
>>18797630>Spock: Curious, most binary planetary systems we've seen aren't this, as humans put it, queer>Kirk: Indeed they're, not. Mister Scott, please keep the, engine running in case we, need to high tail it out of here>Scott: Don'cha worry captain, she'll be as ready as last night's haggiszzszsssj>Spock: Or maybe as ready as the scotch>Kirk: Let's go Spock, we've... got a mystery on our hands....>Sulu: *stares at Daniel Garcia's facebang spot on viewscreen that's been playing the whole time*>Uhura: Captivating the imagination huh>Sulu: It's so queer>Chekov: Disgyusting
>>18799365>Be Bill Shatner >In space>gaze down at the blue marble>"Oh, glory of glories. Oh, heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation.">*pulls out phone*>NASH WAS BLACKED!! LOL 92 KWAB!!
>>18800268>Captain's Log: We came across a strange planet with a colors scheme of light blue, punk and white. This same colour scheme matches the description of the flag transgenders would fly on earth circa the early 21st century.>I made sure Mr. Spock levelled the surface with several tachyon beams and nuked it with a full photon torpedo spread. Hit warp nine and nope'd the shit out of there fast."
>>18791504Gotta love Shatner. The Transformed Man album is absolute kinography:https://youtu.be/V6ZOIIp2wEo?si=YbRm0TGTebjooyod
>>18802454>Mister! Tam…bourine… Man!!!”
