jesus christ what the fuck happened to pro wrestling
>on the roadwhy would anyone in aew need one?
>>18795247Niggas really be carrying a whole PS5 around
>>18795247Don’t they have arcades at the fast food joints they perform in?
>>18795247All the chads stopped watching and went on to UFC and boxing, which left only the most limp wristed faggots left watching wrestling. They then influenced wrestling and how it was presented, leaving us newer generation fans with this bullshit. It also doesn't help that Vince had to start making wrestling as bland and corporate as possible to keep the shareholders happy, which only further served to ruin wrestling.
>>18795258retard
guy like me? paperback, back pocket
>>18795247anything to keep him from prowling the streets for BWC at night
Scorpio Skybros...
>NOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE A FAKE TOUGH GUY!!!!
>>18795247>I need a ps5 or else I'll be fucking groupies in the ass and doing blow off their tits while going 150mph on the freewayOr you could practice self-control.
>>18795247So he's saying without a PS5 he would cheat on Jessi Kamea with that teenager?
>>18795272again, why would an aew wrestler need to bring a console for the road? they work one day a week fly in and fly out
He's right though. I have this problem a few nights a month. Do I go out and spend 200 beans on a good time or just do some gaming and hit the gym in the morning?
>>18795247I'll stick with my Nintendo DS and Juice boxes sorry Swerve
>>18795247If PS5s existed in the territory days plenty of guys who didn't want to do drugs and cheat on their wives would have brought them to hotel rooms.
>>18795247Lookin like a Zesty Bussy on that playa!
>>18795247ZEST ALERT
What happened to doing coke and sucking dicks...Wrestling has fallen...
>>18795272we don't sign our posts here.
>>18795247y'all hate to see one of us be successful
>>18795281we could have gotten booked if only we had a ps5
>>18795247>>18795271my child, videogames are demonic.much like rock n roll, it channels Satan himself.
>>18795247PS5 is the worst option to take on the road
>>18795271To shorten it up: Bretchads left for UFC, Shawncels stayed and ruined everything.
>>18795276this.i have been called pretentious for reading books, but i am esteemed.big difference.
>>18795247Get a Rog Ally X you dumb nigger.
>>18795490the beer farts i ripped yesterday are demonic
>>18795247Light in his loafers.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IM6VqT8S-ngrandy orton says he has 600 hours on elden ring
>>18795247>This will save marriages and relationshipsis this nigga implying that some of his co-workers are cheating?
waaaaah why are there decent people in the world waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>18795728Didn't know you have to constantly play video games to be a decent person.
>>18795247Video games are so fucking boring, wtf do retards these days even play? 200GB COD or Fortnite? How is that fun?
>>18795247>A literal niggerfaggotLol. Lmao.
>>18795803Umamusume: Pretty Derby and Torchlight: Infinite
>>18795803Wait 'til you hear how much they have to spend for that slop that gets progressively worse and worse each year lol
>>18796105GRIM
>>18795803The irony of saying this on a wrestling board lmfao
>>18796305Wrestling is more entertaining than whatever fucking video games you're playing right now. Much like wrestling tho, I only play old shit from like 360 era and before.
>>18796473>Wrestling is more entertainingLmfao you manchildren are wild
>>18795262Reminds me of that picture of AJ Styles on a plane with a 360 and mini screen, just get a handheld.
>>18795803the only based gamer is randy orton who exclusively plays elden ring
>>18795262
>>18795247Everyone wants to be Ric Flair in the ring but no one wants to be Ric Flair on the road. Going through 5 wives is a thing of the past. Either marry your road wife or work AEW to be home 5 nights a week.
>>18795525I don't think these people know handheld PCs exist
>>18795262>>18796587>>18796600Tbf to AJ what handhelds are you bringing on a plane to game with in the mid 2010s? A 3DS? PS Vita? There's good stuff there but if you can afford to bring your home console with a setup at that time you go for it.Also Swerve is a dumbass. Just get a Steam Deck or something.
>>18795247get a steam deck bro
>>18795247I almost was gonna type its not gonna fix the sexual deviancy of the entire industry but the boys have gotten so fucking soft anymore, theyre letting the rats they used to fuck take up half the roster.
>>18795247Just get a steamdeck, Swerve.
>>18795262It’s easier to carry when you don’t have to carry any games for it
>>18795247God forbid a wrestler enjoy video games
>>18797040Classic.
>Mmmmmm, where we droppin', boys?
>>18795247>if I didn't have a PS5 I would be unable to stop myself from cheating on my spouse or starting fightsQuite curious negro.
>>18795247The company he's in is not very good
>>18796600GEEKED UPPLAYIN XBOX ALL DAY
>>18796600>TSA supposed to help prevent people from bringing bombs and shit on planes>Allow an American Chud to bring this shit.What the fuck.
rats > ps5
>>18795271Is Styles a limp-wristed faggot?>>18795281kek
>>18798306an xbox is not a bomb
>>18798492Styles isn't a fan and he's a veteran from when wrestling wss based.
Back then:>undertaker prohibits stevie richards and other nerd betas from playing video gamesNow:>"top stars" like swerve and kenny endorses sitting alone in hotel rooms playing video games instead working out, going out drinking and pulling hoesIf you only knew how bad things really are
>>18795390Seriously the boys don't even get raped in the shower anymore
>>18795247for me it's the monkey episode of bronami code
>>18798513now they rather pull gatcha
>>18795247Why the fuck would you take a PS5 instead of a Switch or something if you really wanted to """game""". Taking a PS5 everywhere is mental.
>>18797115Tommmmmmato town take
>>18795247Why didn’t the PS5 save Adam Cole’s relationship?
>>18798667I miss when consoles got smaller and cheaper.
>>18795247Mmmmmm not badass
Precisely, wrestlers are not on the road enough.1 match every 2 weeks at best for WWE and AEW wrestlers
>>18795247majority of todays wrestlers would have gotten the shit kicked out of them 20 years ago and run out of the business
>>18795247Jews
>>18795247He should spend some time learning to promo and having a gimmick that isn't just "I pretend to be the kind of niggas that used to beat me up in school".
>>18795247its its not very Christian Being an Adulterer
>>18798513Maven said Kane used to game in the back
>>18795283It's a joke about how you avoid temptations you brain damaged retard e-pig.
>>18795803>People actually took the bait
