This saturday night, we bring you another exciting episode of Saturday Night Metal, brought to you only by the autistic bastards here at Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards. As you can see from the pic, we've got a full card lined up, and all five of these are bangers. >Rey Mysterio Vs Mistico>An 8-man mystery Royal Rumble for a shot at the Gigadimes Championship>The Road Warriors Vs The Pajeets of Pain>Ric Flair Vs Shingo Takagi in the finals of our World Heavyweight Championship tournament to determine our first world championAnd we have a few other extras in store for you as per usual. It's all coming to you live tomorrow night at 10pm EST, right here on /pw/.
>>18806028based, i'll be there
>>18806028looks like another fine show, keep cookin OP
>>18806028about time you brought in the GOAT tag team
This episode will include the crowning of our first World Heavyweight Champion, which will be either Shingo Takagi or Ric Flair.
This one is gonna be EPIC, I put a lot of extra work into this match.
>>18806028>austin vs harambekek might be a little bit of a mismatch there
>>18806028kino
bump
>>18806956bump
another night of kino? sure why not.
Based based based based.Welcome back!Tonight, is an historic night in our sport and a landmark night in the industry! Here tonight, we will see the crowning of the first K-WAB World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion and I am all the fuck for it. Here's to our first champion and hell, here's to the hundred and first champion as well. Can't wait for this main event, anons. This is gonna be a doozy.
>>18806689I hope Hogan gets a rematch after that nasty finish against Shingo.
>>18807359Not to worry, there will be an update on the Hulkster's condition tomorrow. He had a match against a literal grizzly bear on episode 2 and then got drugged with horse tranquilizers on episode 3, so he was not at 100% going into that match with Shingo.>>18807354>>18807347>>18806853Much appreciated frens. I think you guys will really like this one, no bullshit. All the matches came out really good and its got some good segments too.
Finally. Some real fucking graps on tonight.
>>18807359im hoping ICP gets some revenge on those literal shitters lol
lol harambe alone would be enough for me
dimes
is it weird that im looking forward to this more than any of the real wrestling shows this week?
6 hours til showtime WOOOOOOOO
>>18808961Not at all, because its home grown and its OURS!
>>18808961Anon? WWE went hard corporate. AEW is for trannies, faggots, weirdos and has AIDS. Both are currently gobbling up the smaller promotions. So where do you turn? Its about damn time we got a fed of our own on here; something to channel autistic energy into something constructive instead of retarded chaos. Something like this has been a LOOONG time coming and is much needed. We need something else to shitpost about and hopefully for the first time, memes can get made. Face it; nobody here is going to agree on anything about anything because we all fucking hate each other here. The one and only reason I show up here is to talk about fucking WRESTLING and every time I log on, I'm seeing rape shit, fucking trannies being just awful, AEW cringe being a tsunami level shit tidal wave of cringe that is beyond humanly tolerable, giving a fuck what that faggot Meltzer has to say about anything; its just noise. I hate how New Legacy Inc had their own Vidya wrestling thing going and we didn't, y'know? Never mind all the other games like the prime SmackDown games or the AKI ones; I am fully aware of and KNOW what the FirePro platform and engine is capable of and put in the right hands with someone who can do and handle mods and such like Pepe here can, it is going to be absolutely insane what is going to be in store. We hate jeets shitting in the fucking ring last week, for fuck sakes.I can't wait for Bryan vs. Wolfie (you're going to eat shit, wolfbitch). I can't wait for Tourette's Guy to have a run with the belt and tag with the Trailer Park Boys. I can't wait for Barney the Dinosaur to be a referee at a death match tournament. I can't wait for recreations of classic matches and feuds. I can't wait for stupid bullshit to argue about that is actually fun to do instead of cruel and mean-spirited. I can't wait to tune into to a show that makes me look forward to coming to this cesspool everyweek. I can't wait for the dimes to rain like mana from the heavens.
Holy samefag
Alright guys, it's time for me to drop this week's sneak peek. As usual, it's the opening promo, and this time it's a double promo from both Flair and Shingo. I did Shingo's promo in Japanese and it probably isn't perfect Japanese, but I wanted it to be as authentic as possible. Here you go anons, this is just a taste of things to come:https://www.bitchute.com/video/fZmQdN4axYtk
>>18809933Well said good sir, and thank you very much for the vote of confidence. People like you are why I keep doing this.
>>18809987holy dimes
>>18809987HOLY FUCK, GET HYPED!!
>>18809987daaaaaamn this is fire bro
>>18808961>>18808961Better than a thread featuring one solitary troon self-bumpng his no-dimes Hulk Hogan hate boner thread, talking to himself and flicking his severed bean.
ALSO TONIGHT: Grug interview Ultimate Warrior on Rock Talk. Grug no like last guest. so Grug have to bonk mister jimcornette. This time Grug have more friendly interview. Part one this week, part two next week! YOU WATCH, OR GRUG WILL BONK!
>>18810701oh hell yeah me like grug
1 hour left til showtime when the rain of kino will commence
>>18811361Cool
>>18811361Well?
AWESOME
Lol the faggot passed out. Belly full of horse cum.
>>18815336projection is an ugly thing, you sick cumguzzling bestiality freak. i hope your family keeps you away from the dog.
COOL
