It's The Final Show Of The Residency As AEW Heads To Canada Next Week For September To Remember And All Out!...Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA!8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Michael Oku for the AEW Unified Championship>Jon Moxley & Daniel Garcia vs. Paragon>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Anthony Bowens in an AEW Unified Championship Eliminator Tournament Match>FTR vs. Adam Priest & Dynamite Kid Tommy Billington>Jamie Hayter, TayJay, Kris Statlander, & Harley Cameron vs. Triangle Of Madness, Megan Bayne, & Penelope Ford in a $500k 5-on-5 Collision Match [Timeless Toni Storm On Commentary]>Mark Briscoe Announces Stipulation for All Out Match With MJF>CMLL World Champion MJF Will Appear!** 7 Days Out From AEW All Out **
>>18808579BASED
No buddy??
Also this
>>18808579>Hayter>Harley>BayneCount me in
I like Tony, but bringing Eddie Kingston back out of nowhere just to wrestle Lance Archer in some heatless match rather than saving him as a surprise to confront Jon Moxley or Gabe Kidd or help Darby or even confront Okada for his Unified Title has to be one of his dumbest booking decisions of 2025. Probably the only bad booking decision of 2025 since 2025 has been all hits and no misses imo, except for for this Eddie Kingston thing. Shit makes no sense
Watching Collision then the Canelo fight. Pretty comfy Saturday
>>18808579Killer card
>>18808748Edge and christian's first match as a team in 15 years being against the dinosaur and kip wasn't a miss?
Andrade has left WWE.TONY DO NOT BRING THIS TRAITOR BACK
>>18808958this faggot wanted out of AEW so bad that he punched Sammy hoping to get fired. Then when Tony actually let him go, he went to WWE and completely flopped. Fuck this guy. You reap what you sow
>>18808579>Final Show Of The ResidencyMINA SHIRAKAWA TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHTDANCE MINA DANCE
>>18808985>punching Sammy is bad!!!Kys
>>18808958Malcontent. Flop talent.Can't go back to AAACan't go back to CMLLCan't go back to NJPW/AEWEnjoy IWRG & GCW ya dumbass
If signing Andrade gives them a route to getting Dragon Lee I say go for it - that’s the one that would probably give Konnan an industrial-sized melty
>>18809183You're a fool if you think Tony hasn't already agreed to sign him again
>>18808579Mark my words, today is the day the 5 tool player begins his climb to the top
the two polar opposite managers will be on today a no hoe having manlet Strokely and the Chad Callis, all Don has to do is step into the arena for every hoe to yell their desire to fuck him, multiple times over the broadcast too
>>18808588the main event
Ahh, the usual suspects on Twitter already pushing for Andrade to go back to AEW. Never saw him as ever being the face of the company and for that reason alone I don't think they should bring him back. Work with the current roster you have
>>18809270TK is the fool if he signs him back again. Look at the dude's track record. He's a bust. Not worth the money.
>>18808958my man just doesn't fit in anywhere does he
>>18809262Isnt Dragon Lee RUSH's shoot lil bro ? Why would they need to sign Andrade to lure him ?
>>18809343He just like me fr ;_;
>>18808958
I don't want Andrade back because he reminds me too much of 2023-2024 AEW which were grim fucking times for the company. It's time to look forward. Andrade is old news. Give Mascara Dorada a dual-contract instead.
Unlike Andrade, Rush is a real nigga that stand on business
>>18808579Not beating the Jobber Show allegations this week either, what's even the point just bring back Dark>>18808588Nevermind, I'll be there no matter what
>>18808958I'd like Andrade to come back only if he reinvents himself somewhere else first. Him coming back to AEW just to be the same guy he was and do the same shit he did before he was released is pointless.
MJF on Andrade
>>18809481me in the back
>>18809483POP!!
>>18808579holy stacked fucking card, can't wait to tune in
>>18808958KWAB
>>18809183Look at him going to TNA and working for WWE for free
>>18808579>Roderick>O'Reilly>GarciaPass. AEW won't return to full power until those fags are gone. Adam Cole's gone. Only 4 more to go.
>>18808588LET'S GO MAX YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER A LIVE
>>18809133still a pillar, you jabroni
If Andrade is coming back then bring Jose with him
>>18809548kek what an international superstar
>>18809673Big Autism Kyle board, newfag
>>18809673I like oreily because he has an autistic endearment. Roddy is a lost cause and has less personality than anyone on top flight.
apparently dragon lee's contract is up in 3 months. we're going to find out if he's a mark or not
>>18809654if the split was unfriendly as rumored, WWE may lock him out of TNA if they lock him out of AAA too just to spite him. But letting him go there and be indirectly working for WWE again for 1/20th of the paycheque would be equally as humiliating.
>>18809709He doesn't have autism, he's just horrendously homosexual.
>>18808579>Triangle Of Madness, Megan Bayne, & Penelope Ford this is a Pentagoon of Absolute SEXO
>>18809673my boy Danny G will be wrestling for the next 5 decades, get used to him
>>18808579>that cardGayEW is an embarrassment of a wresting promotion
>>18809728no one asked what your dad told the teacher on your first day of kindergarten
>>18809740You're an embarrassment to the human race. Now say something about cripples, fatboy. I know you want to.
>>18809753What schizo head canon are you talking about, I'm not here 24/7, like you.
>>18809735Tony in Jan 2025>"You're gonna be seeing a LOT more of Garcia this year, ladies and gentlemen!!">barely used at all for 9 monthsOh, I'm used to him alright.
>>18809728Kyle has a wife and 2 children back home in Canada.What have you got to prove you aren't gay ?
>>18808579CM Punk lost
>>18809766you know you want to, just say it
>>18809770>barely used at all for 9 monthsHe's in the Deth Ryderz now. He's a made man. yuta and Garcia on the same squad? Unbeatable. GOATed. Makes The Mega Powers look like the Bashem Brothers.
>>18809770>barely used at all for 9 monthsall you bitches do is complain and scream and cry about Garica getting overpushed and too much TV time all year long. Now you're switching to this cope??which is it you fat schizo bitch
>>18809778>CanadaSo, he's gay. The buttbabies he gave you don't count.
>>18809833>all you bitches do is complain and scream and cry about Garica getting overpushed and too much TV time all year long.I don't post here all year long. Maybe you should calm the fuck down and drink your anti-retard tonic.
>>18809813No lies detected
>>18809813>>18809858after yesterday, all Edrones have lost.They are offically the Arab Sheikh portapotty Feddisgusting
>>18809890
NO CLON NO WATCH
DRAGON LEE IS LEAVING THE SLOPPY SHOP
>>18809890>>18809916portapotty Fedportapotty fanssimple as
>>18809890Everyone looked so dead at the press conference
>>18809942Our time will come, ClonCHADS
>>18810109excited to see this new evil nigga
>>18809355Yes, he's Rush and Dralistico's brother
>>18809673Kyle fits in with Brisco and the like for now. The others can disappear.
>>18810109Bitches think el Clon is evil but in reality he is the good guy here
>>18809890>after yesterdaywhat happened yesterday? I only come on this board when there's some wrestling on to discuss, it's schizo retard and waifu simp central otherwise
>>18810109this nigga haunt my nightmares fr
>>18810312See >>18809916Saudis bought Mania away from real WWE fans and are using it as a sportswashing exercise. Terminally online Edrones are now doing PR marketing on behalf of the Saudi regime for free.They are gobbling down the poopoo and gladly bleating and squealing with joy about loving it.
>>18808579Tonight's Collision will be airing Coast-To-Coast 8pm ET/7pm CT/5pm PT
>>18809691I think he burned bridges after he was let go. I can't remember what he said but I remember he talked a lot of shit and was publicly seething on twitter for awhile
YES YES YES TRIANGLE OF SEX ON MY TV HA HA HA
>>18809916>>18810342OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNYKEK WHAT A PISSANT THIRD-WORLD FED
>fake a 5am phone call at 11:30 pm>perform some dance moves after tattling on the competitionOcean bros I don't think they're getting out of this one
>>18808958it's hard to understand why any actual wrestlers would want to work for wwe in 2025. the booking is terrible and so is the pay.
>>18810342>Epiggies lured en masse to Saudi to be slaughtered because pork is haram in Islam
>>18810476
>>18810457Mox was planning to go to Japan or the Indies before AEW came around at just the right time, he had had enough of Vince's retarded TV-PG hogslop circus.
HALF HOUR WARNING SICKO NIGGAS MOUNT THE FUCK UP
30 MINS WARNING BROSHAHAHAA YESSSSS
>I blew the Matsui fucking linus
Young Bucks actually following through with the prize money stip after winning
>>18810606Cutler dissing them at the catering table on Wednesday was priceless
could you defeat the laser fields?
>>18810457Daniel garcia heel turn is amazing booking. So is Eddie Kingston returning on a pretaped episode after being gone almost 2 years
>>18810676Sounds like a job for Hologram
>>18810688You think Eddie can run without pre-tape edits? His entrance will look like fucking Taken 3
>>18810688this but unironically, and Eddie's barely been out a year
Mina is going to have to go into business for herself and shoot strip atop the Arena tonight
>>18810699>I will find you, and I will get that NUT
>>18810706He got injured January 2024.
MJF runs down Philly and Mark Briscoe ahead of their All Out match next Saturday in Toronto. Briscoe appeared on the big screen to cut a promo revealing that they’ll have a Tables and Thumbtacks no disqualifications match on PPV. Mark tried to attack Max in the arena, but MJF escaped.Konosuke Takeshita def. Anthony Bowens to advance to All Out’s Unified title 3-wayTriangle of Madness (Thekla, Julia Hart, and Skye Blue), Penelope Ford & Megan Bayne def. Jamie Hayter, Tay Melo, Anna Jay, Kris Statlander & Harley Cameron in a $500K 5-on-5. Timeless Toni Storm was on commentary and joined a mass of women at some point in or after the match.Big Bill def. Max CasterBackstage, Jerry Lynn was talking to Bowens when Caster strolled by and a brawl broke out between the former teammates. They fought to the ring, and when they were finally separated Lynn cut a promo asking what happened to their AEW Tag title-winning team. Swirl (Blake Christian and Lee Johnson) came out to mock the ROH Hall of Famer for wasting him time on the former Acclaimed when he could be working with them. Swirl jumped Lynn, Caster went to help but also got beat down, leading to Bowens making the save after a moment of internal conflict. Jerry raised Max & Anthony’s arms together after they cleared the ring, but fka Acclaimed weren’t sure of their reunion and left separately.FTR dr. Tommy Billington & Adam PriestKazuchika Okada def. Michael Oku to advance to All Out’s Unified title 3-wayDeath Riders (Jon Moxley & Daniel Garcia) def. The Paragon (Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong)In a segment that presumably wasn’t part of the main broadcast, Tony Khan welcomed Doug Gilbert and Tommy Rich as part of a tribute to Doug’s late brother “Hot Stuff” Eddie Gilbert
>>18810710I love this crazy jap slut like you wouldn't believe
>>18810726>doing the first match after Garcia turns heel and joins the group on the show no one watches which was also pretaped this weekMore of that amazing Tony booking i was talking about
>>18810723it was May 11 2024 you dumb fuck, not even a year and a half
Why are AEW fans so fucked up?
>>18810743listen, Nicolas and Matthew fell on some hard times, they're still good Christian boys
Collision starts RIGHT NOW
>had to scroll all the way to the fourth page to find itKWAB. Collision is doomed
I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elclonnigas are not welcome here
>>18810743>"Why are AEW fans so fucked up?"https://youtu.be/KMnNE1SV75Ehttps://youtu.be/B4oWmNyhcmg?si=ODJikgPRhe9nGufH&t=640https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-sentenced-to-15-years-in-prison-for-trying-to-kidnap-sonya-devillewwe-starhttps://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/32694858/fan-taken-custody-new-york-attack-wwe-wrestler-seth-rollins-barclays-centerhttps://www.cagesideseats.com/2011/7/27/2297608/wwe-diva-maryse-files-restraining-order-against-fan-more-on-stalkershttps://bleacherreport.com/articles/2897666-wwes-alexa-bliss-responds-to-fan-who-threatened-to-kill-boyfriend-ryan-cabrerahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62gTe37qz9o https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/10/29/orlando-mans-7th-arrest-in-7-years-raises-questions-about-mental-competency-system/
>>18810743>piggapoos larping as EliteCHADS to make them look badsubhuman behaviour
>>18810716>can you find my nut before I find yours?
if Max Caster does not win I swear to god...
>>18810743e-drones don't deserve mail
some lookers in this crowd
>>18810757
Booba
>>18810769
COLLISION IS IN YOUR VISION
>>18810769kek
>If Mark Briscoe wins, MJF must recognize the state of palestineHOLY FUCK LMAOOOOO
YESSSSSWE FUCKING GOT HIM BACK BROSHAHAHA YESSSSSS
>it doesn't get much colder than leaving your wife in the bridal suiteI think Jimmy Snuka can top that one Nigel
>>18810768oh yeah, I remember that MILF from Dynamite
>>18810757clon is behind you
>start show with promo Tony fucking stop you piece of shit
IT'S TIME TO COLLIDE
>kicking off with MJFoh yeah, this night is gonna be kino
Just realized how much Kyle Fletcher resembles Brad Pitt, Oceans 12 Brad specifically.
Not live this week?
kek
The ECW arena makes us look so fucking small time....Why, tony? Why must you be like this?
>you're so poor you can't pay attention
>>18810757EL CLON IS IN MY WALLS
>>18810792Filmed Thursday
>Royalty-free Entrance MusicStill jamminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he97ZdO9ZjI
I would take andrade back if there was a real plan for him and whoever his stable is assuming it's lfi they can't flake off every other fucking month
>>18810756it is a test to weed out fake sickos
>>18810782Nah we're good we'll take Dragon Lee tho
I’m ready for the Budmeister. I’ve got a Budweiser and my dog Bud. Just waiting for my bud Buddy.
Ian Rickabonbon is the biggest GEEK in wrestling
>>18810792A Muay Thai promotion is there tonight
>>18810763LET'S GO MAX YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE
kek the obese neet blood money covered dick suckers piggapoos are here
>>18810797YOU wouldn't understand
Ready to apologize, aewsissies?
>>18810811Who was your favorite character on Married with Children ?
>>18810781Trump would deport Tony and his dad for that.
MJF a big Nick Wayne fan
gaaaaah on-camera microphone!
man what happened to mjf
>>18810820the Mom
>>18810817*pigapooSingularthere is only of of him Always only one.The lonely droney seems to seethe his mind at night
>>18810819Apologize for what, BITCH?
>>18810819He should apologize for fumbling my nigga Dragon Lee
No Brock, bitches?No 500k?BahahahWe jig on yall bitches Yup yup yup!
>Blue Collar will bust
Hey they got a meter to measure whether the ghost of Scott Hall is in the building
Briscoe's one of those dudes who would have gotten over in ECW exactly as he is.
>>18810827lmfao
Why is the audio so fucking bad? This promo sucks BTW
>>18810830>there is only of of himyou telling me that the dozen of voices in his droniE head don't count?
>>18810826he became a big Hollywood movie star and somehow also became a better wrestler too
>I NEVER DID GIVE YOU YER WEDDING PRESENT>TURN AROUNDnow why would you put "Being Speared by Jay Briscoe in Philadelphia in the ring" on your registry when you could use an ice cream maker or some glasses
Solo poster is the only funny Droney troll this other nigga just sad and seething and desperate
WHERE IS MY SEX TRIANGLE
OH SHIT HE TELEPORTED!
>>18810840He could get over anywhere exactly how he is. Even the WWE drones would love him.
>>18810849>jay
>Thumbtacks on LIVE TV?
>>18810820Al Buddy.
>>18810837>*cue Castlevania musicNOT WITHOUT ME PATNAH
Lexy can get it!
HE'S GETTING HACKED!!
CLON
>>18810850Yupp
DAYUM LEXY
>>18810866SOMEONE GET HIM A BETTER ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE
Lexy looking like a dish tonight
LEXI SEXO
IT'S GOING DOWN
>he might not even be hereKoR selling Hologram being a hologram is so great
>>18810857Oh right. That's a whoopsie.
What exactly are tonys "Ruthless roots"?
>Replaying both Darby bumpsSo it wasn't a botch but storytelling Garcia being new to the Moxley Heel Lifestyle
CLON IS COMING
>>18810812he makes Excalibur look like Scott Steiner
>>18810819aewtists in the mud, here is a list of papa's succesess in recent times:Chad Gable Heel turnBobby LashleyAndrade and Carmelo HayesAJ StylesKarrion KrossShinsuke NakamuraStreet ProfitsAlexa BlissJade CargillRicochetPentaRicky SaintsBlake MonroeJordan GraceCena Heel Turn
[GOOD NEWS] HOLOGRAM IS REAL. I REPEAT HOLOGRAM IS CORPOREAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Zesty Bowens finna get a win
>>18810884I thought the first one was danny not wanting to actually make them remove lil nigga's brain like shibata when mox wasn't looking but then mox made him do it for real but now I think he just missed
>posting reddit screencaps and samefaggingkek this pathetic piggapoo malding
Can you name all five of Bowens' tools without resorting to something crass?
this is actually kind of a big match
>>18810890>AndradeAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>Cena Heel TurnAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So why did Tony hire JJ Williams, the pedo that got kicked out of NXT for creeping on Izzy?
Bowens ain't shit
>>18810850Solo schizo is the reason i don't recommend food/snacks when someone asks
let's go take you're the best wrestler a-live
AIKA poster is missing a Big Take match
>>18810900>this is actually kind of a big matchHAHAHAHA noTune in to Wrestlepalooza for some big matches, Lil sissy bro
>>18810904Why are you posting old ass tweets, fag?
>>18810884>So it wasn't a botchOf course not, dumbass. Were people saying it was a botch? It was clearly Danny not wanting to go all the way the first time, and then Mox talked him into doing it on the chair.
>>18810908LMAO
>>18810901move the needle
Bowens ain’t it
>>18810914>corny gifdidn't even bother reading your post ya fat cuck BITCH
surprised the crowd has not shown sexual attraction to the handsome Don Callis usually most hoes in the crowd want sex with him
>>18810926he's got 5 tools, how many do you have ya jabroni
>>18810931stfu don you penis lookin ass penis
>>18810926whoda thunk Max was the Michaels
When is Soup challenging for the IWGP ?I heard they are doing it before WrestleKingdom again ?
Did Bowens injure his arm in that dive?
Collision drags on in the worst way. It feels like its been an hour already. I hate this show.
You can tell it's a taped show when Tony starts to sound like he's broadcasting from another dimension.
>WE WANT MAXholy shit that's one of the most devastating crowd reactions I've ever heard, Philly is so brutal
>>18810931No lie detected, every crowd instantly chants "Fuck Don Callis" as soon as they see that stud, unlike Stokeley Hathaway
>>18810946that's the point of their whole angle
>>18810944shut up fag
>>18810944Collision is always the comfiest show of the week. It's Raw that feels interminable.
Dynamite 3 hours this week
WTF wrong with TK ?
High flying fame-asser sheeeesh
GIMME MY WEEKLY GOONER MATCH TONY I NEED THEKLA ON MY SCREEN
>>18810954it wasn't at first, Bowens really wanted to be the whitemeat gay brown babyface. Tony let him try but he just couldn't getit over. plans change.
>>18810946HBO MAX is a widely popular Streaming Service!
>>18810969Reevaluate your life, man.
>>18810968Nice, I love that shit
>>18810968I wish Collision was 4
>>18810969debunk his post. prove him wrong.You can't
>>18810969tldr
Vince going buy AEW
>>18810968need more
>>18810969autism and cocaine (he's literally me fr)
Bowens putting on some good offense, color me impressed.
>>18810968Based>>18810981>>18810983my fellow sickos
AEW trannies are sick, imagine geting rana'd by Bowens and he pins you with his ass on your face, the smell of stale semen must be nauseating
NO ONE KICKS OUT OF THE FALCON ARROW
>>18810969>Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>18810979Why ?
It would be funny if Max comes up now
>>18811003Excalibur vindicated once agan
>I face a monster that growls but doesn't bitekino
>>18811001SICKOS ONLY BRUDDA
Mascara Dorada is my favorite luchador
>>18810968comfy
Mortos will exploit a legal loophole to land a spot in that three-way
dynamite kid 2 & benoit 2 vs FTRpart 2
Michael oWHO????I swear this gay show has so many random literal who'sTony needs to reevaluate his life
>>18810998He's really the 4-tool player, Max got all the "It".
>>18811023Electric Boogaloo
SEX CUM SEX YES YES YES THANKS TONEDOG
LMAO Nigel said AEW "WOMENS" CHAMPION LMAO AEW USES PRONOUNS LMAO
TONI THIGH'S
I'm looking at a disgusting fat bitch
that dude could have laced that flower with hallucinogenics
>Toni Storm's insufferable cringeMuted.
Kevin Heart is hilarious
YO THREAD BITCWE NEED A NEW FUCKIN THREADRIGHT NOW
>>18810974I think it was intended to go this way because they almost never abandon a singles push that fast without injuries. the fletcher garcia wheeler etc pushes have been going on for years, and many of those have been mediocre or worse and they haven't given up on them despite plenty of reasons to do so. they're still trying to make scorpio sky a thing in 2025.
>>18811042too early
>riho is back
>>18811045I think that i didnt read your post because your wrong and a faggot who needs a slick cock up the ass and to open his fucking eyes bitch
RIHO
Riho's small yuge booba
Sexla owes me Thek
Sex Triangle
damn that was a cool mercedes riho package
THE TRIANGLE OF SEX IS HERE
Tony fumbled thekla!Thats embarassing!Fuck aew!Njpw for life!
This faction is so cool
SEX TRIANGLE
This intro hurts my eyes. Based.
all these women owe me sex, simple as
>>18811053>brings up homosexual ass fucking out of nowherea faggot are u
the Triangle of Jobbers
----- S E X -----T R I A N G L E
After the HEYEW episode I tried to find Thekla's punk music to no avail.
Buddy got jannetied by the girls. Again.
I LVOE PUSSY I WANT TO CUMM IN ALL THE WOMEN
Penelope Ford got that 5head
insane coomer match
>>18811068Thekla has been doing so much better than Bloke though
kek good one Toni
>>18811038SHUT UP HOMO *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
wtf why TK making Penelope wear that much clothing? smdh
TONI STORM ISNT FUNNY AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH ON MUTE OR ILL DIE FROM CRINGE
>>18811071
SEXO MATCHJIGGLE BROS WE ARE SO BACK
NEW THREAD>>18811097>>18811097>>18811097>>18811097>>18811097>>18811097
I'm going to try and get myself on the tweet thing they've been doing. Wish me luck
>>18811084how long is he expected to be out? will he make it in time for grand slam?
TAYJAY'S PHAT ASSES SMASH MY FACE
>>18811045>they almost never abandon a singles push that fast without injurieshe won every match for like 3 months and never popped the crowd once
wardrobe mishap clap clap clap clap clap!
I'M GONNA CUM HARD
I want to squeeze Jayme Hayters squishy thighs
KILL HER JAMIE
>>18811080https://youtu.be/ma89b2wtYgA?si=U8ffaYQgkPOxvWA6
>WE AIN'T MATES>WE AIN'T PARTNAHSso it's like a tinder hookup
>>18811098Not getting out of this thread (until bump limit)
>>18811114What are you, a stand up comic?
>>18811112danke
>>18811091Penelope Ford in full entrance gear vs. the 11' 8" Bridge, who goes over?
NEWW>>18811097>>18811097>>18811097>>18811097>>18811097>>18811097
>>18811124Based ornery Eustace
Hayter should kill Yuta
Toni storm kills me on commentary
>back when she was a Dental Assistantlmfao
Tay should stay blonde
Now that I think of, every woman in this match should be blonde
>>18811154Stat should crush his bussy mercilessly
GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY DICK
kek Toni
