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>>18810752What did Nash volunteer for?
>>18811013Listen here. I'm sick and tired of this rigamarole bullshit. Kevin S Nash (that's right, his middle initial is S) walked down an alley one steamy, muggy, sweaty SUMMER night in 1992 Anno Domini and was subjected to brutal, methodical assault of the Piper Perri variety at the hands of well-endowed men of Wakandan descent. That's right, boy. You know it. I know it. Fucking Jim Ross watched it all happen! But what they won't tell you is that BIG KEV got on his knees and begged those melanated gentlemen to give him an Atlanta Aggression the likes of which hasn't been seen since the Zulu invasion of Rhea Ripley's master bedroom. That's right, I fucking said it! KSN was R'd willingly! He fucking wanted it to happen!
yoooo...sum finna fuckin... SHIIIEEET *clap*
>>18811096There are several differing accounts.
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>>18811197What about Hogan’s account?
>>18811224>Brother, that's between Big Sexy and Dwight.
>>18810480b’ o’ f’ b’ d’ in my a’?
>>18811096'S' for slut
>>18811096>mfw about halfway through this post
>>18810480SLOPPY FLOPPY
NO SLIDING!!!
>>18811096Jim Ross saw the whole thing fucking happen? Who told you that?
>>18814349Barnabas "Black Mamba" Jackson did.
>>18814360By jove...And how did you go about acquiring such information on the information of said floppy dicks lodged up Nash's shitsnipper?
>>18811552I am afraid so.
>>18811552That seems to be what the picture implies, yes.
>>18810718huh...is that a reference to Big R's flappin' ass?
>>18816780He had to pay 92 cents? Why?
>>18816780is this real?
>>18816809It was known he lacked the money to pay for 1000000 rape sessions, they had to adjust to that price>>18816851r'fraid so
>>18814349Who do you think made the original back in the 90s probably uploaded over AOL dial up took him two hours for it to load
>>18817151Good god...To think that it was Ross going through the tedium of waiting for webpages to load and the screech of the old internet start up inbetween game sessions of Hover and Hellbender just to be the first to get the message out there that Nash's booty got bambalammed in the swampass inducing hot summer of 1992.
>>18818021I give it 5 bags of popcorn, and maybe throw in a little rape kit test, like the one Kevin Nash used in the movie.
>>18816780This is getting fucking absurd, IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU PRINT AND HANG THAT SIGN KEVIN, JUST SAYIN'
>>18818021Deep and penetrating storyDark cinematographyRiveting and pounding rhythmic soundtrackThe smash and dash steamy hit of the summer!
>>18818971"Two Dicks Up" - Goddrell Smalls & Rashawn Emannuel
>>18818638good point
>>18818638>>18819016It to a degree falls under the category of consensual sodomy.
>>18810480a bit esoteric, no?
>>18820007You implying there were ghosts or uhh...spooks in that alley, anon?
