>"Birbbros, I'm seriously thinking about training to become a professional wrestler. No kidding. My gimmick would be my personality turned up to 11, a kind of "ninja warrior" with a look inspired by Hayabusa and Strider Hiryu. In other words, I'd go for a mysterious, somewhat quieter gimmick, since I'm an introvert."Lyra-cels think themselves to be ninja warriors, and dressing up their fat bodies in spandex like a Ninja Gaiden video game character will help get them over.
women's wrestling fans are geniuenly more pathetic than any other wrestling fan type
>>18814273But he's a mysterious and quiet ninja warrior (in real life), so when you turn that up to 11 that's sure to excite the viewers who will watch him do forward rolls and badly botched moves that he named after Mortal Kombat fatalities.
>>18814280most women's wrestling fans, especially the subgenre - joshifags, think their waifus are pure virgins who are waiting for them to meet them and marry them
>>18814286Lyra ain't a joshi, thougheverbeitI've seen joshi fags post embarrassing shit before, but nothing like this
>>18814271Sounds kinda based actually. Could get over in AAA bigly. Why do you stalking the Lyra thread again?
>Why do you stalking
Imagine a little Indian guy is wearing this outfit and he comes out to get squashed in 15 seconds (injures himself, out for 9 months)That's his career highlight
>>18814286get the joshi generals like Iyo, Kairi, Lyra, Giulia, Kabuki off my board. it's the same regurgitated posts every thread and whenever one of them gets banned like half the thread gets nuked. we literally saw this when this one turbo autist got banned on /k/ and like 400 posts across /iyo/, /arrrr/ and /kabuki/ instantly vanished at the same time.
>>18814297Lyra is not Japanese
>>18814298I don't give a fuck. get the joshi generals like Iyo, Kairi, Lyra, Kabuki and Giulia off this board once and for all.
>>18814297>>18814300I agree anon. The women's wrestling generals bring nothing to the board besides schizo spam. Nothing good ever comes out of them. Nothing.
Jej!
>my boardohnonono
>>18814303these joshi threads are all dimeless and have the same conversations every day. you'd think they'd get bored of it but instead they post there 24/7.
>>18814310It honestly amazes me someone would spend their entire life spamming waifus on /pw/ instead of doing literally anything else. I get wanting to jerk off, but needing dozens of separate generals where you spam the same pictures over and over is retarded.
do these faggots crying about the existence of joshi threads even know what website they are on
>>18814331>cryingyou're simply too new to remember that /asp/ didn't have that kind of joshifag spam despite also being on the same site I know you must've appeared here from reddit or twitter but it's not my fault you're a retarded gooner who can't go 5 minutes without posting a japanese woman with crooked teeth
>>18814335>muh /asp/ haaaates all Japanese girls I promiseJust say you're a homosexual and move along
>>18814271fucking GAAAAAY! if this cunt isn't under 21, he needs to get his shit together
>>18814340You will never be a woman
>>18814340How does that make him a homosexual? You sound quite pressed.
>>18814346>>18814350Only closeted gay men shit talk Japanese women wrestlers on the 4chan wrestling board like they are a fat old White woman on Facebook
>>18814340Where did I mention hating japanese women? Projecting again?
>>18814357Sounds like oddly specific projection
>>18814357We're not shit talking japanese women, we're shit talking you spamming the board with japanese women like a braindead coomer.
>only one person posts about female wrestlersFind a new angle
>>18814370No one is saying it's one person, but that one who defends spamming japanese women definitely is a part of it.
>>18814297>>18814303I agree it'd be a whole lot better without but unless the jannies decide to move them to /s/, the most realistic thing is only one women's wrestling general for joshipedos, wwe and aew women with a 1000 bump limit. any other women's wrestling thread gets deleted on sight
>spamming Japanese women>defendWho has a problem with Japanese women, exactly?
>>18814374imagine going on /sp/ and it's just generals of people who post female sportswomen all the timeimagine going on /tv/ and it's just generals of people who post female actresses all the time imagine going on /x/ and it's just people posting succubuses all the timeget it now retard?
>>18814383>just>justThe board is not just joshi and you're free to make a thread about whatever you wantYou're literally crying about female generals existing, generals that you could easily filter
>>18814388were you dropped on your head as an infant or are you simply refuse to understand what I mean?
>>18814394refusing*gms myself
>>18814373I doubt jannies will do anything, as it appears at least one mod/janny is a joshifag himself.
>are you simply refuseNo, I don't understand what you mean saar. Every entertainment focused board on this website is full of pictures of femalesWhen I see female wrestlers on my screen, especially Japanese female wrestlers when I go to the wrestling board on the Japanese flavored imageboard website..... I don't start shaking and convulsing about self inflicted trauma, or feel an uncontrollable need to lash out at others about this emotional outburst surrounding "female wrestlers existing on my board"Just say you have a problem with women, and then move on.You're gonna make me post joshi at this rate, just to see how you react.
>>18814405holy shit, now you're projecting even harder than before lmao
>>18814271yikes, cultural appropriation much?
>nooo you don't get it I simply MUST see japanese women at all times on all boards! kwab
>Every entertainment focused board on this website is full of pictures of females>anons deliberately get upset about threads of females (that they could filter)>anons wants to filter/ban threads of Japanese women because their crooked teeth and pale doughy bodies are spiritually harming themGotta be closeted homosexuals.
>>18814418trim your nails ya fat tranny
>>18814404It's too bad joshi could never be considered against the rules, guess you'll have to take your anger about it to your grave.>>18814421We don't post our 'self help' notes hereIf you wanna go troll a joshi general, be my guest
>>18814418damn this nigga is UGLY
>>18791445>>18791892
>>18814426you will never be a woman, iyofag
>>18814448No I won't, because I'm a man with a dick! That's why I love to fuck short little women with red hair
>>18814297Definitely wasn't the gay faggot constantly posting schizo rage in every general
Why are gooners like this?
>>18814524He's a mysterious and quiet ninja warrior, damn it.
>My gimmick would be my personality turned up to 11, a kind of "ninja warrior" with a look inspired by Hayabusa and Strider Hiryu. In other words, I'd go for a mysterious, somewhat quieter gimmick, since I'm an introvert."Please dear God tell me he's trolling
Every faggot joshi thread simping over cute women is 1 less based '92 thread on the board. Those queers are oppressing our zestiness!
>>18814605
>>18814297This. We need this board cleaned up to make room for more Kevin Nash threads. The first 5 pages should be about Big Kev alone.
>>18814605>board about an autistic, niche sport on an autistic, niche website>surprised to see autistic postsYeah, no, he's just trolling.
>>18814271Kwab
