What would you do if one day you woke up as Tony Khan?
>>18820748Coke
Kill ROH and bring back AEW Dark
Buy a bunch of the best small venues in the country and ban TKO from using them.
>>18820748>>18820749kekkles
>>18820748I'd make the booking bad on purpose and watch Dave defend everything for weeks or months before revealing what I did.
>>18820748Book weekly pudding matches for the AEW women's division
>>18820748do a cartwheel out the window
>>18820748Make a special PPV to fix AEWs diversity hire problem.>World Title: Jon Moxley beats Hangman>TNT: Kenny Omega beats Kyle Fletcher>Unified: Okada beats Swerve>Tag Team: Paragon beat Brodido>Trios: Death Riders beat Opps>Womens: Toni Storm beats Amunita>TBS: Kris Statlander beats Mercedes Mone>ROH World: Mark Briscoe beats Bandido>ROH TV: Eddie Kingston beats Mark Wayne>ROH Pure: PAC beats Lee Johnson>ROH Women: Marina Shafir beats Athena>ROH Women TV: Taya Valkyrie beats Red Velvet
>>18820748>IM FUCKING RICH, BITCH
>>18820748Call up Vince and tell him to show my the dildo room
>>18820748Let somebody else run AEW while I spend all day shitposting on /pw/
>>18820748I would beat the fucking shit out of this guy if it was in a legally sanctioned match.
>>18820748Two chicks at the same time, man
>>18820748Shit in the street then head over to my local animal shelter
>>18820748Book a $1,000,000 Bra and Panties Elimination Battle Royale with all of the biological women on the roster. Oh, and the match is a shoot.
Use the production crew company to film a video where I literally kneel down and apologized to WWE. I tell them I am sorry for taking damn food off the table and then I end video by saying “India supreme Pakistan is garbage just like AEW” and then I dissolve AEW company forever and let everyone go back to WWE for Wrestlemania.
>>18820748Call Sammy and have him help me rape Sasha
>>18820748>get a haircut and shave>get /fit/ and buy some nice clothes>give AEW to Kenny Omega>give ROH to Bryan Danielson>call HHH live on TV and tells him to suck a bag of saudi dicks>buy an island>impregnate and marry Mina>live with Mina and our dozen of children in our island for the rest of our lives
I'd fuck the entire womens locker room
>Grow my hair and beard out.>Start wearing colorful suits with clashing patterend shirts.>Carry a .44 magnum everywhere I go and threaten insubordinates with it in a way that is legal ambiguous
>>18820748Fuck a buncha onlyfans hot bitches, fire every nigger, jew, tranny & leftist on the AEW payroll, probably buy the best coke possible and do it til I'm near heart attack, then slowly come down
>>18821879KEK! Based
>>18821879WINNER
>>18821879Samesies
>>18821879Replace onlyfans whores with Japanese Idols, I'm down for the rest.
>>18821879Replace coke with meth, I'm with ya on the rest.
>>18821879>Fuck a buncha onlyfans hot bitches, fire every nigger, jew, tranny & leftist on the AEW payroll, probably buy the best coke possible and do it til I'm near heart attack, then slowly come down
>>18820748Kill WWE. He has the money to do it.
>>18820748Have a very very slow jerk while staring at myself in the mirror
IM HIGH AS SHIT ON CRSYAL METH AND COCAINE AND HEROIN
unironically, neck myself
>>18820748Find the nearest dog to molest
Coke and whores. Wouldn’t even check in on aew.
>>18822755HHH no doubt went in this show to trigger some sort of avoid the noid response from Tony. Didn’t work.
>>18822854>Didn’t work.
>>18820748book bra and panties matches and pudding for the womens division every week
>>18822924And the men so no one gets offended
Impregnate Megan Bayne
>>18820748Become an hero, immediately.
>sell AEW to WWE>hire people to hunt down hogwheels and live stream his reaction to the news >buy 4chan>free the board from smarks
