>Life on the road isn’t easy—especially when you’re trying to eat clean and stay in shape. In this video, Marcus Buff Bagwell breaks down how you can make smarter choices at McDonald’s to keep your diet on track without sacrificing convenience. >From protein-packed options to tips on avoiding hidden calories, Buff shares his personal strategies for staying lean while traveling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZKc0zPLUJEThoughts? Should The Big Guy feel worried?
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Buff should do a video with Chase. Rybitch would hate that.
>>18825088Very interesting indeed
>>18825120If he was to rehabilitate and come back with bionic leg drop It would be dimes and even without that he has a free blunt weapon he just needs to detach
>>18825134How much time have you spent making slop about this retard?
>>18825088Poor guy. I just hope he has someone who’ll help him and take care of him.
>>18825120He spent the past years concentrating all the evil and all the sin in his body into that leg. Now he is perfect. Now he is unstoppable.
>>18825423>He spent the past years concentrating all the evil and all the sin in his body into that legNashian
>>18825088Didn't homeboy have his mom's shave his bawls?
A professor at Harvard walked into his classroom holding a fresh hot Hamburger. He asked to the class, "who among you would say that this famous sandwich constitutes an Unhealthy dinner?" the students laughed nervously, and every student put up their hands in agreement, save for one lone student, who sat smiling."You there," he gestured to the dissenter, " you claim this Hamburger is healthy? Exceptional claims require expecitonal evidence my dear boy," he contiinued smirking hugely, "please come and prove it."The student calmly walked up to the lectern and began to disassemble the Hamburger sandwich-- first removing the buns and placing them to the side of a plate where they became the simple Dinner roll.Next he removed the hamburger meat which , upon placement of the plate, seemed like nothing more than a cut of prime Sirloin steak. As for the toppings of the burger they formed no more than a side salad."Well done young man" said the professor, who was Albert einstein. He continued to say "Now what is your name?", asking the student."Im buff bagwell" replied the student
>entire video is carb copeJust work out and eat whole grain bread and foods and you'll literally be fine, retards.
>>18825569This but unironically
Who was the top draw in food videos? Ryback or bagwell
>>18825539Its true,I was the tomato
>>18825088Where's the Steve Albini poster?
>>18825088the fact that he's on a green screen instead of an actual McDonald's bothers me the most
>>18825088This was easier to do in his day when there were still side salads at McDonalds. I'd get two of those bad boys with balsamic vinaigrette and a $1 double cheeseburger with no bun to make Burger Salad.
>>18825519t. momlet jealous that his balls are unloved and unshaved
>>18825800The King of Suit Style, Jurasuke Nakaviewbrah
>>18826262My balls are so smooth you can see them shine in the moonlight. I have a bottle of coca butter just for my balls
>fails at being a chud youtuber because del wilkes died>failed at being a dirtbag leftist youtuber because he'd only dropped the chud gimmick two weeks earlier and forgot to delete those videos>now muscling in on the big guy's patchfuck this chud/tranny with one leg
>>18825088YOU LIED TO ME BAGWELL, I GOT DIRTY AND FAT BECAUSE OF YOUR SHIT DIET. MCDONALDS IS ONIONS GREEN
>>18826322Will you show me?
>>18825539kek
>>18825539
I watched a Buff video where he talked about drug testing and how he had to sneak in another guy's pee. I'm surprised WCW had surprise drug testing considering everyone was on roids in that era.>>18825539A daring synthesis. I popped.
>>18825088there is no such thing as eating clean at mcdonaldseven if you remove buns and toppings, their patties (beef and chicken) are full of preservatives and probably made of mystery meat
>>18827024>two all-beef patties>special "sauce">lettuce cheese pickles onion>sesame seed bunJingle says all-beef, chief. Can't violate advertising laws.Little chunks of meat that get mechanically separated from the leftovers of butchering cattle are still technically beef.
>>18826322kek gotta keep em shiny for the ladies>>18827024I used to work for mcdonalds and i can tell you some real shit. The meat is mostly soi with a little bit of meat by-product mixed in. The fries are all made from genetically engineered potatoes that are as big as your head. The chicken nuggets literally contain a digestible plastic and they are literally made from ground up baby chicks. Not even joking or memeing this is all true. If you must go to mcdonalds you should avoid the nuggies at all costs.
>>18827132following up, i did find a picture of mcdonalds giant mutant ninja turtle potatoes
>>18825088Why is this fat fuck telling people McDonald's won't make you fat if you skip the bread?
