coldberg
>so WESTPOINT, not only does that mean that you’re next! What that also means is… YOU’RE LAST!
>>18834069>RAW after Wrestlemania>Goldberg theme hits>Goldberg gets into the ring>”YA KNOW... I THINK THE WWE IS PRETTY COOL. BUT NOBODY IS AS COOL AS ME. THAT’S WHY FROM NOW ON, I’M NO LONGER GOLDBERG. MAYBE... I’M ICEBERG NOW.”>crowd pops and starts chanting “iiiiicebeeerg”>IT’S TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAME>Triple H walks out and gets on the mic>”Ya see, Iceberg... you don’t get to decide who’s the coolest. I run this damn business. That’s why I’m the coolest and that’s why I’m changing my name to... Paulie Cool...”>audience boos>Cole: “Ya hear that, Corey? Paulie Cool!”>commercial break>Vince is backstage pissed off at Paulie Cool>”You can’t just change your name, dammit.”>”But, Pops...”>”Oh and you run the business?”>”D-dad.. please...”>”That’s it. This Sunday at WWE Snow Job, you and Iceberg are gonna have a little match. For the right to be cool. And if you lose... you will never... be cool...”>CASTROL GTX PRESENTS... WWE... SNOW JOB...>Iceberg buries Paulie Cool in 30 seconds>next night on Raw>Vince comes out>”Well Paulie Cool, I think we all saw just how cool you really are. Paulie... YOU’RE FIRED...”>Paulie leaves arena in limo>6 months later>crowd bored of Iceberg, booing him after he buries Adam Cold in 10 seconds>Goldberg music plays>Iceberg confused>someone walks out onto the ramp>it’s Triple H but he’s completely bald and has a goatee>He does Goldberg’s pyro entrance thing but instead of pyro it’s a water fountain and he stands in it he spits it out like he normally would do in his own entrance>”IS THAT? ...IT IS! IT’S PAULBERG.”>Crowd: “Pauuuuulbeeeerg”>”Ya see Iceberg, if I can’t be cool... I can be you...”>Iceberg puts a wig on>”YA SEE PAULBERG, MAYBE...”>”No you can’t do that...”>they go back and forth until The Abominable Snowfiend returns and dispatches of them both
>>18834203thank you
Which wrestlers would be heat (besides Booker T and Stevie Ray)