These sponsorships are a parody at this point
>>18835233could have explained wtf EMF is, but I guess when you're just copying and pasting text, you don't have time to do that.
What, as opposed to any other point in time? We know you mean the present day dumb ass you don't have to clarify everything as to not offend like you do with your friends on scjerk
>>18835233I don't know what this is to be fake offended by it
I'm pretty sure EMF is a band.
>>18835252Its a little plastic card that is supposed to filter the harmful 5G rays that flatearthers think give you brain cancerhttps://airestech.com/products/lifetune-zone-max
>>18835266You're unbelievable
>>18835272LOL what carnies. God bless em
>>18835272Holy fucking based
OOOH uh uh uh uh ooh ho
>>18835272I want one of these so bad
>>18835272Lmao what the fuck
I'd almost say I'm embarrassed to know these guys (EMF) were part of my generation but then they weren't New Kids on the Block. At least based Donnie overcame that shit and didn't really on reunions, fucks Jenny McCarthy (don't base her on today; look at her 90s Playboy pics pre-Wall). His brother Mark overcame his John Cena gimmick (actually Cena stole his gimmick as Marky Mark) thanks to Boogie Nights.
>Aires Tech products use advanced microprocessor technology to protect you from harmful electromagnetic fields (EMFs). The microprocessor restructures chaotic EMF radiation into a more biologically compatible form, reducing its impact on your body. This innovative approach enhances your natural resilience and supports overall well-being.This is the funniest shit. These niggas have no shame
>>18835311Rely not really
>>18835272That's hilarious
This trash is worse than Rick Flair's nasty mushroom drinks.
>>18835272Dreamcatcher healing crystal sakara stones tarot cards ass shit.
>>18835272Oh wait that's actually fucking stupid then
>>18835315How is it legal to advertise shit like this?
>>18835237electromagnetic force
AEWtists can't even EMF oh a God this is getting funnier every day. I laugh harder EVERY DAY my body can't take much more
>>18835432Because theres microscopic print that says its not medically valid, and not physician supported on every box.
>>18835432caveat emptor
>>18835444They prefer HRT
>>18835233I read it as MTF-Friendly
>anti-5G device>ring is surrounded by broadcast equipment and people using 5G frequencies That is some Onnit AlphaBrain level thinking right there
>>18835272>350 dollars for a card that does nothingHoly shit
>>18835563But enough about Raw tickets
>>18835563But enough about the constitution.
Earth, Mind & Fire - Meptember
>>18835272WWE fans are the exact type of retards that would fall for obvious snake oil like this
Who else sees the 4Patriots commercial when they watch raw or smackdown? The power generator advertised towards patriots aka schizo preppers
>>18835233>>18835272>The microprocessor restructures chaotic EMF radiation into a more biologically compatible form, reducing its impact on your body. This innovative approach enhances your natural resilience and supports overall well-being.>PCB (Printed Circuit Board) Electroless nickel immersion gold (ENIG).>Three C-32-S AIRES Silicon Wafers Resonator Chips>only for $300 + tip Kek they know E-tards are dumb enough buy this shit
>>188356364Patriots has to be at least 20% of ESPN's college football ad revenue. Especially on the SEC Network that shit airs a commercial every single break.
>>18835233"emf friendly", what the fuck is this gibberish
>>18835674>>18835636I hate that t-shirt print ad with the 2 models and the fat scientist woman
Umm what if this activates the microchip inside me when I got vaxxed & chipped
>>18835660>drones are literally being marketed a product thats called E-NIG
>>18835751ohnononononono
I've been waiting for wrestling shows to be EMF friendly. I CAN FINALLY GO TO WATCH WRESTLING AGAIN!!!!
>>18835233what does any of that mean?
>>18835825They put special $300 golden cards around the ring to convert the chaotic 5G rays into healthy 5G rays. This is not a joke
>>18835274Beat me to it. Also we need a DUDE.WIPES gimmick match. Just pick a couple of shitters and let em run wild.
Kek Really
>>18835396But those actually work. A plastic card is just a plastic card. ,>charging up my JO crystals
>>18835272LMAO
>>18835272hell yeah
>>18835432Republicans. No, really, the republicns push for shit like this to be sold with no testing like supplements and other snake oil cures.
>>18835233>only one match is EMF friendlySo do people who believe in this just show up to watch one match and then leave?
>>18835233>>18835660Hope they do product a placement skit for this.
>>18835233At what point are they going to be sponsored by those mobile games with the fetishy ads on YouTube?
reminds me, those magic golf bracelets still a thing? I used to always get a kick out of those when some retired guy would come out and do an ad like>Thanks to the activated charcoal in the charm bracelet, my swing has a 24 percent increase in power. Here's Dr. Jones to confirm this!>Dr. Jones (Non-Licensed Sports Advisor): "It really works!"
>>18835233>read it>think of those stickers retards use on their phones and shit>>18835272>it literally istime to put some shungite around the house
>>18835237>could have explained wtf EMF isthat story is unbelievable
oh fella
>>18836047What a song
>>18836057randy's expression lol>will this stop the voices?
did we lose real american beer as a sponsor
>>18835926Kek they already did a raid shadow legends collab
>wow this stuff really works!>uses it for one match
If any wrestlers botch during the other matches, they should blame it on EMF fucking up their inner-balance
>>18836182Open a page in firefox and right click retard
Wojak for simpsAAAAAA I MUST BE A PEDO SIMP
>>18835999in latin america once upon a time they were hawking these bronze bracelets that supposed to improve balance and all sorts of quackery
>>18836178that would be kinda funny, do it on the match after it>first wrestler comes out>off the side you can see the ring crew taking the little stickers down>match starts>first wrestler botches a move>corey: oh their balance must be off because they were out here with the emf stickers so now they're overwhelmed with them gone will they be able to recover in time he'll be more eloquent and urgent though
Did Vince have higher quality sponsors for WWE in the modern era or am I just looking back at it with rose tinted glasses?
>>18836193Why are people still using the term phonefag? Everyone does it now, this isn't 2003. I don't even remember how to type on a keyboard anymore and I've honestly been on 4chan as long as possible. Like day-oneish and I only post on phones bc I like driving to a nice scenic location and laughing at AEW from the miracle device in my pocket.
>>18836287Not really, he just understood that you can't overdo it and shove a bunch of shit in people's faces all at once. TKO refuses to understand that and only have the objective of line go up, and it's so bad that people are starting to miss Vince.
>>18836287These guys have a LOT of UFC endorsements because the low-to-mid tier fighters need endorsements desperately between matches.
>>18836287Vince still had shit sponsors but there was a very specific cringe kino aspect to itPaul can SOMETIMES tap into it (they should honestly get Shawn to do the segments more) but Paul is also the type of guy who tows the company line trying to "present the product well" instead of actually doing anything super fun with it or doing it how HE wants to (which vince always did).I think the only relatively creative or funny thing they've done recently was the Prime Bottle mascot (they ran that into the ground) and the Slim Jim car. The Knuckles one too was mainly an NXT thing with Peacock and it was so stupid it kinda worked, so props to Shawn.Vince had some absolutely shit ideas because he was free to do the sponsorship stuff in his own way. There was that guest host RAW period where it was straight terrible shilling though. You can go watch back that period of RAW and if you thought the matches were bad just wait till you see the shilling build-up. EVEN then, the episode of RAW I picked out had Monster Hunter Tri as a sponsor, which was funny but probably pretty fitting. It's easy to forget that WWE has been sponsored by video games and regularly had like monthly sponsors up till maybe 2017?Even Battleborn had a slot on RAW, I remember watching RAW live on /asp/ and there was Battleborn commercials on break AND in the show.
The fuck is EMF? Emergency Medical Funds? Eggscellnt Meal Frommage?
>>18836287I mean, they had Pizza Hut and that led to the famous "PIZZA CANNOT BE SHOWN AS WEAK OR THROWN!" backstage announcement
>>18836557Electromagnetic frequency. 5G
>>18836287
>>18836557Edrone Mud Farm
Shades of hhh and his covid spray
>>18835876They don't it's a work brother
Do these things protect against electronic infetterence?
insanity
>>18835674The only ads you see now are for right-wings, schizos, old people and old right-wing schizos since those are the only people who still watch TV.
>>18836104I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEADTHEY TELL ME 5G MAKES ME DEADI'M DAVID DEES
>>18837106Why do they need one on each ring post if one of them supplies 140 feet of protection?
>>18837106Kek. Newage tech is here
>>18837106Oh I thought this shit was gonna be like $20 a pop, I guess a higher price tag makes it easier to trick someone into thinking there's some legitimacy to it
incredible how even wwe knows their fans are total speds there are marketing experts that know for a fact theyll get a return for this advertisement spending after peddling this shit to e-nigs
>>18837089Only in grocery stores
>>18837235to protect the fans
