Dave are Chico are completely befuddled on how to watch WWE PPVs and keep looking for ESPN DTC or ESPN+ apps that never existed to begin with, and now are convinced that WWE on ESPN will be a titanic failure. They somehow manage to not simply launch the ESPN app and see that you can subscribe to the unlimited or plus service through its front page.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MGRN_Twn580
>>18837185He’s finished.
>>18837185>>18837193SamefagIf Dave (and Bryan) was confused about the new ESPN app being a convoluted mess, imagine what the average e-drone that couldn't pronounce ''Io'' will be.
>>18837209Dave Meltzer has a deteriorative brain disease, brother.
>>18837209There is no new ESPN app. Every ESPN service has always been available in the ESPN app and on ESPN.com. Dave is attempting performative outrage, but doesn't even realize he's just making himself look retarded because the MMA PPVs he supposedly watches have been on the ESPN app for over 5 years and watched the exact same way this WWE PPV will be
>>18837185Poor boomers.
>>18837185Dave is definitely the type to call a computer repair store because his pc is "running slow"
>>18837209The average e-tard will >search ESPN >immediately click on the ESPN app>follow the promptsI never realized how retarded Alvarez is until now
>>18837185when meltzer croaks this board will unusuable for woodditards, i'll make 5000000 threads making fun of the bitch and they will SEETHE and DILATE
>>18837233Maybe they should take it out and put it back
>>18837491They tried but it's fused to his skull with hardened ropes of jizz and dog hair, so removing it would be like removing the entire root system of a 200 y/o oak just to pick an acorn from it.
