Tony's response about All Out being a boring card due to having no stars because everyone being injured>“Why don’t we do this—why don’t we get one of those critics on here and have them book a card for us? See how they come up with one. I’m all for that. Find them, bring them on, have them book a card. And as we have them book a card, have them go f*** themselves, too. How’s that sound?”https://theringreport.com/aew/tony-schivone-tells-the-critics-to-aews-all-out-to-go-fk-themselves-a27532
>>18841164Based Tony got the jerkfags malding with this one
>>18841164He knows WWE wouldn't want him lmao
That’s for all you 411 fucksheets out there
>>18841164Tony S is an ass kissing stooge that is disliked by everyone he ever worked with.
>>18841187He was working Starbucks before Tony got him
>>18841164Good promo
>>18841187Does everything have to be a console war with some of you freaks
>>18841164I could book a better card than Tony in 5 minutes. Literally just take all the guys with the most star power on your roster and have them fight each other. Lashley vs Christian. Mox vs Darby. It's not hard.
>>18841285If by freaks you mean AEWtrannies then yes, their lives are defined by hating "the fed"
>>18841307You are correct, it’s not hard to book Mox vs Darby, perhaps even on this show
>>18841307>Lashley vs ChristianWhat's the story?
>>18841319I’d make it a coffin match too but Tony is such a big stupid
>>18841312Fuck you bitchtits
>>18841320Lashley accidentally bumps into to Christian as they pass each other in a hall. In response, Christian goes full autistic schizo and vows to terrorize Lashley and ruin his entire life over this one extremely minor thing. It's so fucking easy to write wrestling storylines.
>IT'S SHIT, IS IT!? WELL... YOU DO BETTER!!Great defense, really gets me motivated to check out the show
>>18841247Damn that's fucking depressingMaybe he really does love Paki Tony, he made him feel relevant again and Britt Baker gave him a blowjob once
>>18841357Wow right out of Vince 2017 era WWE, you da man OP
>>18841164>Hey Vince you know what you should do? Give David Arquette the title!This is what happened the only time Schiavone tried to book something
>>18841320Is Lashley's father dead?
>>18841247Deserved.Tony Schiavone was a punchline to wrestling fans before AEWtists had to pretend he was EVER any good
>>18841164Deal. I'll book the show, then, while it's going, I'll hang out in Gorilla (or whatever it's called in AEW) and jerk off. Fans get a better show. Tony gets a night off and a (semi-)competently booked ahow for once. I get to jerk off in public. Everyone wins!
>>18841164honestly obese smarks could book a better show than tony kwab
>>18841164I dont get this logic. If you invited someone to book a card wouldn't they just book the best most hotshotted show possible and get a great rating?
>>18841319Should have been for the title. He couldn't even do that right
>>18841164Tony's low-key the biggest cultist out there, Khan saved him from a life of being a barrista and gave him a TV gig again so he'd probably lick the shit from between his toes. Absolutely pathetic.
>>18841508better than gayew
>>18841164Why is he always so gotten to? He doesn't even do the booking. Also a lot of the cards do suck
>>18841164>How dare you say our cards suck when our ratings are the lowest they've ever been and our second show is close to getting canceled and we have to take up residencies because we aren't filling arenas weeklyYeah man. Going lalala with your hands over your ears is totally the path to success for AEW right now
>>18841164Reminder that wrestling fans collectively agreed Schiavone to be one of the worst commentators of all time before he got rehired to AEW and suddenly he was a legend
>>18841164To be fair it’s impossible to book a good card for AEW.
>>18841826He’s black, did he know his father?
Darby Allen vs Moxley cage matchCope/Christian vs GunnsAdam Page vs LashleyRicochet vs MJFToni Storm vs StatlanderOkada vs ClaudioMercedes vs Thunder Rosa/thread
>>18843234This is shit
>>18843251post yours (you won't)
>>18843251lmao worked
>>18841164Even if the roster was 100% healthy, aew still wouldn't have any stars
>>18841164>Mercedes Mone vs the Callis Family: 2.5 hour Iron Man Texas Death MatchBeat that Schiavone.
>>18843950Is this some kind of sex thing
>>18841164Shut the fuck up bitch
