Wrestlepalooza will feature the first ever “EMF Friendly” match, meaning all outside electromagnetic energy will be disabled within the ring.This will allow all competitors to compete at maximum efficiency without (now openly confirmed) testosterone disrupting EMF waves. This also means the competitors will experience a “EMF debuff” when thrown outside the ring, damaging their testes.
God I want the broadcast to fail specifically during this match.
>>18842859bros why are the openly admitting now that EMF/phone signals are damaging to us?is something big coming?
This is how stupid TKO thinks you are. They're selling you snake oil and making it part of the show. They fucking hate you and you're an idiot if you simp for them
>>18842886EMF rays have clearly rotted this anons mind
That sounds unbelievable
>>18842891Typed on a device emitting EMF
>>18842859Idiocracy wasn't meant to be a documentary...
>>18842891Microwaves for a microbrain
>>18842886most of the snake oil salesman are above us now anyway. Ain't like it matters anymore
it's mostly funny cause it's just for one match
>>18842895The EMF rays come from the 5g towers bud
>>18842886My DOCTOR sells me snake oil too. What do you think about that? That fag can't even wrestle.
read the full article and it says EMF is harmful and is scientifically linked to anxiety, brain fog, and “reduced testes size”.bros wtf??? why did i never know any of that….should i wear tin foil or something?? i cant afford enough LifeTune™ EMF blockers.
>>18842886Okay, cattle
>>18842859It should be an ENF match for Embarrassed Nude Female
>>18842914I don't know the answer but I do know that EMF is the cause of my cognitive decline, confusion, and temper issues. I can feel it flare up when I get closer to a person with a phone or a cell tower. I am beginning to worry about what may become of me.
>>18842914its palpable. Any time someone with airpods or any bluetooth device comes near me i become enraged.
mfs are booking for chuck mcgill
>>18842914is your life really not worth it?
kek this company is for fucking retards, unbelievable
>>18842913Get a new doctor who can
>>18842928wow. Maybe I should become an EMF carny.
>>18842892Whoa!
>>18842906How do you think a cell phone works?
>>18843058the radio towers emit rays and the phone absorbs it
>>18842928It's really hard for me to accept that there are people dumb enough to buy this
>>18842928>320 dollars for ONE (1) 2 inch EMF protectorbros this is pure modern snake oul
>>18842859What effect does it have on motorized wheelchairs? Could make a protection amulet for Rovert’s nephew and Becky Lynch
>>18842914i have really small testes…could it be the EMF? mine are about the size of a walnut, or a big blueberry
>>18842867I was told the Joe Rogan and Alex Jones types were wrong about this stuff. What changed?
>>18843219bro if theyre that small then no amount of EMF snake oil will help you.
>>18842859This reminds me of the time they claimed to have this spray that killed the meme flu virus by acting like a sword or some shit lmfao
>>18843252lmao imagine thinking you can kill something that doesn't exist
>>18843233A company found a way to make money off of these claims.
>>18842859wouldn't that shit fuck with the electronics? would be funny if it fucks up the stream
>>18842914do you retards really think 5g is doing that to your little ballsac
so this is like the dumb hippie crystal shit but you don't even get a pretty rock out of it?
Lol
kek wwe is just straight up shilling right wing conspiracy scam shit
>>18842859>Even the UFC doesn't stoop this low with their sponsorsShootsisters..... Were we the geniuses all along?
>>18843303>an tough workout
>>18843310Based conservatives winning the culture war
>>18843068And then what?
>>18842859when my phone is in my chest pocket I feel it vibrating for no reason
>>18843375Oh they won the war and now have total claim over the entirety of Planet Retard
>>18843393That's crazy.It usually happens to me when I've got mine stuck up my ass.
>>18843310it always sells well.
>>18843417Oh you didn't know?
>>18842859My favorite part of this entire scam is that they named their company after the Nike parody from GTA
>>18843393Sit at a table and put your phone out on the table in front of you by your belly, screen up and USB port towards you.It'll feel a certain way.Then turn the phone sideways. You're gonna get cramps and feel stressed instantly.Turn off WiFi, it's not as big a feeling.Turn off Bluetooth, no change.Then off 3/4/5G, you'll notice it but it's a small change.Set it to airplane mode and all the sideways problems go away.
>>18843613i tried all these steps and nothing changed. but i turned off my bluetooth search and NFC and noticed i felt way less stress. i even got a really random and very stiff erection. what could this mean?
>>18843623You know how some cars will extend the antenna when the signal gets weak to try and get better reception?
these mental illness jokes are gonna work someone into a shoot
>>18843668lol.
I'm gonna buy the Freedom bundle to avenge Charlie Kirk. Take that libtards. I'm an avenger.
>>18842859conservatards are spiritually the same as trannies in terms of their delusions
>>18842918>>18842920Not EMF’s fault you’re just black
>>18842859>WWE is having a schizomatchLmao. I've seen some of their talent in advertisements for that EMF stuff on YouTube. Wild they got a match sponsor too.
>>18843613I followed these steps and shit my pants, don't do it anons
WWE is being looted. They wouldn’t allow this if they believed the company had any future in the same form it takes today.
>>18843613DON'T DO THISi just shit my pants too
>>18842859Is this what fired Moxley's brain?
>>18842886just dont buy it retard
That's the magic rock Russell Brand sells.As far as I can tell all it does is make you hallucinate God, get baptised in a river, and claim you've been cleansed of all your sins (so you can't be cancelled for all the times you were a shitty person).
>>18843613DONT FUCKING DO THIS BROSit creates nerve gas
