>>18845496wtf man I had a contract extension.
>>18845496You mean everything isn't great?
>>18845504Shit. They’re going to pay me to just stay at home for a while. Told them not to do the phonefag gimmick but they don’t listen to my creative ideas. It’s bullshit.Better keep working the YouTube gimmick brother
>>18845496I told you slapdicks signing so many pedos would fuck us over in the long ding-dong diddly run
>>18845496bitchtits push has been a cataclysmic disaster for the business
>>18845519Whoa whoa. Phonefag here, my contract is locked in tight. Don’t bring me into this. I’ve got 4 years left.
>>18845496I'm thinking about starting a blacked onlyfans, while I'm still over.
Shit, man. I never even got to debut.
>>18845529>4 years left I… I don’t know how to tell you this
Na na na naNa na na naHey hey heyGoodbye!
>>18845519It’s been a good run, brother. We’ve been running this feud for years but I guess everyone got sick of it.
>>18845537They wrote me off the show like a year ago. You gotta do your gimmick somewhere else if they aren’t going to use you on the main roster
>>18845496W-what website will we go to now...?
>>18845496Heh, Boomerchad here. The Boomster ain't goin' nowhere! haha
>>18845588heard those 2 little mongoloids finally bit the dust
finally, freedom
>>18845598Genghis and Kublai Khan are both long dead.
>>18845584The Sharty
>>18845644Kiril is already there so theoretically we’re invading his promotion. Poor guy
>>18845660Kinda bad. The iyo schizo is there too
>alright /pw/, Tell me about your time on 4chan
>>18845584The Moe.
>>18845496I guess my summer rae Sunday gimmick wasn't getting over.
Subhuman board
>>18845496But Tony has been paying me to astroturf here. I got bills to pay
>/pw/ back to the indiesmuch needed reset
>>18845496I guess our shitposting wasn't good enough.
>>18845598heh, while I don't appreciate the way you describe my little angels, I do appreciate you keeping their memory alive. It's been a rough 2025 for the ol' Boomster.
>Yeah, so, uh, ya know, its like, uh, ya know, so, the deal is, uh, /pw/ is, uh, uh, uh, so what happened was, um, the uh, t-t-the board had heat at um, the um, the start right. I mean- They had KWAB, and that was- I mean, that took off, and thats sitewide now, so ya know, /pw/ um, they uh, ya know, they got over... So, um, it was, the uh the b-b-biggest thing ya know that um, ya know, they just can't draw a house anymore, with the uh, the, um, um, the bitchtits rovert feud... I mean that's just- that just- just ice cold, and- and- and it's uh, its turning people off the product. I mean you thought t-t-the McMahon family drama was exhausting, I mean, its-its-its- Yeah this just can't draw at all, and I mean... Yeah. And you go on /pw/ now and its- uh, its all of the um, the-the- the waifu threads, oh my god, the waifu threads, its just overtaken the product, and that, i mean that's just, ya know cheap heat, and you can't maintain on that. So-so-so, its um, its-its- its not a surprise, ya know, I mean Moot told me a couple months ago /pw/ it was, um, um it was on the chopping block
>>18845782No lies detected.
>>18845496This racist little bitch got us all canceled!
>>18845795Nah, the Poi carried this fed as far as it could go but sadly she's just one woman
>>18845782This is 100% accurate lmfao
-1 Muthafucka :(
>>18845496ngl /pw/ has been kind of sucking lately anyway even /v/ gives me more (You)s now and thats saying something
>>18845562It was just always 'next week', 'next week', you know? There was a spot for me wide open in the Rovert v Bitchtits feud. It's so diluded some of the fans think it's Rovert vs Hogwheels now.
>>18845840>even /v/ gives me more (You)s now and thats saying something/v/ is easy to bait wtf are you talking about?
>>18845496>Some sources said that /pw/ had an intense argument with Hiro before the /pw/ release Which one of you fucker did it?!
>>18845898Nailz
>>18845584Leto's
>>18845926Jared Leto has an imageboard?
>>18845496I hear squaredcircle is hiring.
>>18845496kwab
>>18845496What about my meme merch royalties?
>>18846004Nah I’m not going to the tranny promotion
>>18846163You're already here nigger
>>18845584ebaumsworld
>>18845930so you don't know
wtf! two of my catchphrases were finally starting to get over, I knew this was gonna happen the moment they resigned rovert.
I don't know what that means
>>18846255Kid… we’re getting fired.
>>18845496Bro. i have a family
>>18845496But what about my janny application?
>>18846464Your application was moved to /gif/ and /vt/ and they accepted you. Get to work.
Maybe 420chan will resurrect, hire us and we'll get the /wooo/ gimmick againSave_Us.Kirt
Guys... I was being scouted to debut with a Saudi Arabian gimmick next month. Is not fair. What I'm supposed to do? Become a meme poster in Facebook? I even took a loan to get a 4chan pass
>>18846232HOLY SOULdoing a world tour of all the old forums like somethingawful and gaia to prove to this shit ass imageboard that we bet on ourselves and win
>>18846506I think I still have a Fark account.
>>18845496I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT
>>18845584Kiwifarms,we entering full namefag era
>>18845496Maybe Tony Khan will hire them. Maybe only a few dozen will post every couple of weeks, but the pay would be good.
>>18845584truth social
>>18845584r/squaredcircle
>>18845840>lately
>>18845496BUT OUR BUSINESS IS BOOMING
>>18846729he looks rough
>>18845496back to the indie message boards
>>18845665thats just you know who, the guy obsessed with rovert
>>18846470A portion of this board is not only from /wooo/ but probably seethes at the fact that they’re stuck here when /wooo/ was probably better for actual wrestling discussion.also Kurt is getting kwabbed and sissied in jail or something. Fred Brennan was supposed to bring it back but he’s slacking
>>18846506>wrestling discussion on gaiaThe idea of this is something that I just can’t comprehend for some reason
/pw/ got cancelled for a THIRD TIME this year?
>>18845898Might have had something to do with the rumors that people only care about one Hiromoot around here
>>18846451I don't give a shit about your kids.
>>18845496It was a good run for me. I've been coasting in /ck/atering for years
A welcome sacrifice if it means rovert finally wheels himself off a cliff.
>>18847216why do you think about Rovert all day?
I refuse to do the job on my way out so I guess I will be blacklisted from other Feds
Actually, I think Rovert's been rather quiet lately.Do you guys think maybe he's...?
>>18847056>HiromuT
>>18846792Locktober approaches.
>>18847243He's currently samefagging in the ratings threads trying to get them bumped off the board
apparently the doctors had to remove /pw/'s brain during surgery but forgot to put it back in
/asp/ got cancelled
WHAT'S /PEE U-U/ DOING IN THE REDDIT ZONE
>>18847542Workers often change names when they join other fedsOur Reddit Zone alias is "SCJerk"
[BREAKING NEWS] Sources says that Futaba Channel are considering signing /pw/!
>>18847651HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>>18847243I’m fine. You’re the one who needs to worry
>>18847651didn't their founder, Autosage Inoki, die recently?
>>18849161Guys guys I hear a squeeky wheelchair behind-ACK!
WTF, me and Karly just debuted
>>18846580For me it's Himedall
TAZZ, WHATS /asp/ DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!?
>>18846662I'd rather write messages on toilet paper, put that in a bottle and throw it to the sea than go to reddit to discuss wrestling.
>>18845496Pro wrestling fans have been expelled from at least 109 boards at this point.
>>18846241Afraid no.
reddit killed this place. SCJerkers are unoriginal and boring. Ironic that they're just like Tony Khan in that regard
>>18846451I wouldn't FUCK your kids.
>>18849520Two flavors of autist fighting each other is very sad
Is this true
/asp/ bros… WE WON
>>18852199I’M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
DING-DONG DIDDLY
>>18852199>muh /asp/None of your memes were ever funny.Nobody cares about your old gay board filled with namefags and trannies.Nobody cares if something was a "staple of /asp/"We are the new blood of /pw/.And we are here to stay.Get used to it. Bitchh.
>>18845584TheChive
>>18852256Asp are your superiors, show some respect or you will be kicked out of the locker room kid
>>18852364Chive was hot for a cup of coffee
>>18851649'fraid so...
>>18845496
>>18845496i'm signing with squaredcirlcle where i know i'll get guaranteed money
>>18852536Ain't no one wants to say it, but that's the actual big leagues even though we all hate on it
>>18845496OH MY GOD! IS.. IS THAT? IT IS! IT'S /wwe/ THEY'VE RETURNED AFTER ALL THIS TIME!
>>18845496We should have known when the captchas all changed to the same thing.
