Post his most iconic calls
Anal bleeding
>>18846928>AND NOW BRAD MADDOX UNLOADING ON PAIGE
OH MY!
>>18846928The Streak. Is over.
>>18846928THE BIG DOG
>Cole: ....and look at Randy Orton slithering - >Tazz: Oh, WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!>Cole: like the snake he is! RKO!
>>18846928>FOR THE LOVE OF MANKIND!!!
>>18846928>She calls it The Rear View
>>18846928>OOH! OOH! NOOO!
>>18846928>God damn it, I love professional wrestling
>>18846928INTO THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP!
>>18846928>FINISH. THE. STORY!
>>18847775Unironically one of his best calls.
>>18846928How’s it feel Mike? You’ve been doing play by play for oiled up men fake fighting for 30 years. You ever touch yourself pal?
>AAHHHH HEEEELP
It's.... it's Christian.
>>18847874That was Todd Grisham thoughbeit.
>I'm marking out, bro
OH MY GODDDD... THAT'S JEFF COBB
COULD IT BE?IS IT?IT IS!
>>18847882It's ... it's Todd.
>>18847882Yeah Cole's great Christian call was >And speaking of Edge, here comes his former buddy!when he returned to the ring at RR21
>Hey listen fuckhead, you know, you can do whatever you wanna do. You can put me on mute, you can turn the goddamn channel for all I care, all I know is that I've been doing that show for 337 episodes so I must be doing something right. And what the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? I'm the one hosting a national television show and now I'm on a goddamn radio station at the invite of Howard Stern and what the fuck are you doing? You're listening to us now! So obviously you didn't hit the fucking mute switch tonight asshole.
>>18847996holy based
>IT'S... BOSS TIIIIME
>FAGGOT
>WACKY LINE!
>>18848012Appropriate response to the mention of Shitcongo.
>the miracle fag>the miracle fagDon’t know how he didn’t get cancelled
>HOLY... YOU KNOW WHAT!
>>18846928>If you're even thinking of changing the channel to our competition fans do not, because we understand that Jon Moxley, who wrestled here one time as Dean Ambrose is going to win their world title. Oh, that's going to put some butts in seats.
Jere
>BIG DOG EATS MY ASS
>>18846928Unironically his call during Brock's latest returnYeah he had to cuss and say "shit" for it to be good, but stillThat was like the one time in his life he successfully imitated a JR-esque "STONE COLD! STONE COLD!" call
>>18846928is he the>I COVERED WARS YOU KNOWguy
>>18846928Pretending to hate Michael Cole is not a personality
>>18848322i don't remember him saying this
>>18847810this
HERE CUMS DA BIG BAWSS TIME
>>18848322only epiggies consider cole a good commenator, he's one of the worst of all time, up there with excalibur, schiavone, and whalen.
>>18848322Pretending?
FINISHTHESTORYTo each of the 3 ref counts is his absolute peak and probably the only great call he made that didn't feel hamfisted
>>18846928Cole sucks. Last time he was decent was 25 years ago, when he was just a ringside interviewer and a punching bag.Can't compare to Good ol' J.R. or even King.He just became more annoying as the years went by.Then again, that's fitting, since wrestling is pretty much dead anyway and he is just collecting a paycheck.
"Vintage (insert any wrestler's name)."
That bit where Brock and Taker start laughing at each other and he goes INCREDIBLE MOMENT INCREDIBLE MOMENT pisses me off so bad
>>18848602This and TAP OUT BATISTA are his best calls, hands down.
>>18847996Came here to post this one kek
>>18846928TAP OUT BATISTATAP OUT BATISTATAP OUT BATISTA
>HELP!
>>18846928>Oh ladies and gentlemen, it is electric
>>18846931fpbp
>>18846928I always thought his call when Kane and Big Show put Batista through the announce table was unusually good
it's funny how we spent the last like 3 decades talmbout how he has Vince in his ear making him say retarded shit and now that Vince is gone he's even MORE annoying.
>>18851465Vince almost phased him out but H brought him back, it's horrible
