All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL OUT from The ScotiaBank Arena in Toronto, Ontario, CanadaHow To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)MAIN CARD (3:00pm ET / 12:00pm PT)>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. The Protostar Kyle Fletcher for the AEW World Championship>Adam Copeland & Christian Cage vs. FTR>Jon Moxley vs. Darby Allin in a Coffin Match>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. Jamie Hayter vs. Kris Statlander vs. Thekla for the AEW Women's World Championship>Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita vs. Mascara Dorada for the AEW Unified Championship>The CEO Mercedes Mone (c) vs. Riho for the TBS Championship>Brodido (c) vs. The Young Bucks vs. JetSpeed vs. Don Callis Family in a 4-Way Ladder Match For the AEW World Tag Team Championships>MJF vs. Mark Briscoe in a Tables N' Tacks Match>Eddie Kingston vs. Big Bill>The Hurt Syndicate vs. Ricochet & GOA
>>18858596Cm punk won
HIDE YOUR NUT BOYS
AYO THE WORLD IS COLD
AYO ZA WORDO IS CORDOBETTA BUNDURUP
REDEEM DEEZ NUTS
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING
Big Dimes Bill will cripple Eddie the Zesty
That might have all put together, considering the opening bit and the ending bit be my least favorite thing I’ve ever watched from AEW. It started with Make-A-Wish down syndrome freaks. It was a boring match with a terrible finish. Then a boring angle where I’m supposed to pretend a multiple time women’s champion is dead from one move. 39 minutes it’s good for the pay-per-view to finally start.
Tony I love you but Eddie's return booking is dog shit. Shoulda just cut the lights off and hit that Castlevania music.
AYO I'VE TRIPPED I'VE FALLENI CAN'T GET UP
>>18858612
[Castlevania Music Intensifies]
>Castlevania music starts playing
*CASTLEVANIA MUSIC HITS*
The Mad King is in great shape
Is big bill the worst wrestling name of all time
AYO DRACULA IMMA GET THAT NUT
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!
>Big Bill Abs
>>18858644Round is a shape
Eddie looking jacked as fuck. Almost didn’t recognize him.
>Castlevania musicAlways makes me pop
kek based shirt on eddie
Just saw it pointed out, Copeland is really rehashing another angle from his last WWE run...
>Claudio Sucks Eggs shirtKEK IT NEVER ENDS
>>18858650he got on the same gas they gave to kyle fletcher it's insane
>orange shirt>sweat stains
Please don't be "King's Road LARP" Eddie
did not lose a single fucking pound lmao fucking fat schlub
EDDIE is back and hes walking the KINGS ROAD!!!
When do we get Ishii and eddy tag teaming for choppa phase 3?
>>18858612ThisReminder he fucked Beth Phoenix in her prime
EDDIE ONCE AGAIN WALKS THE KING'S ROAD
>comes back after almost 2 years >didn't lose weight or gain height
>still fat>Starts off with ebin nipponese slap spamWe're so back
lol @ someone that looks like big bill having to do the job for this fat fuck
>>18858665not soon enough
LMFAO LOOKS LIKE SHIT. CESAR'S REP IN THE MUD
>>18858655I wouldn't know, I'm not a pig so I don't consume slop
>>18858665Choppa Phase 3 is a myth and you know it.
>>18858656based
>>18858662>choppa phase 1 ten seconds in
>Need something for that nut padnuh?
>>18858664>>18858662>>18858668>>18858670more like the burger king's road.this nigga fat asl
>>18858633Completely wasted return.
>>18858650he looks exactly the same lmao
NUT STATUS??
>>18858645it sounds like a 2000 wcw jobber name
>is the same fat fuck from before>comes back in a random fucking collision tier matchLMAOOOO
need brawler eddie
What choppa phase are we in?
wrong thread lads
Always been a mark for Kingston. Based asf.
Is it just me or is the commentary ridiculously low energy?
Eddie Kingston is Riho's hero
>>18858666Did he have a go with every woman in that locker room?
>>188586950.5
please don't lift a weight or anything when you're off for a year and a half Eddie, it would compromise the integrity of your character
Hate myself and want to die
>>18858695This is still phase 1.>>18858680The Stone pitbull and the mad king will MAKE it real.
>>18858656Reacted to a message
Eddie gulping air
>>18858702damn how does this fat bastard do it?
I'm a big bill fan and I'm not afraid to admit it, his look is dimes
>>18858701It's because of clamdigger Danielson
>more than any other wrestler our fans identify most with eddieI wonder why Schiavone
>>18858612...KWABOTY 2025!
>>18858704Imagine the stds
>>18858709me when Eddie returned
>>18858716You can be openly gay don't feel bad about it
>>18858612>wwe ppv same day>phil is wrestling in front of 12k+>gAyEW has empty seats everywhere
>>18858709wrestlepaloser thread is that way anon
someone in this thread said that eddie is in good shape, just imagine how fat that anon is
what if eddie showed up roided up like brian cage
>>18858712>Eddie gulping airhe already gulped everything else
I'm an ausfag waiting to go to bed. I just want one fucking hardcore match before sleep. There's like 4 on the card, come the fuck on.
Embarrassing
CHOPPA
God fucking damn it eddie ENOUGH WITH THE KING'S ROAD SHIT
>>18858718Nige can't come soon enough
>>18858738Miss you Buddy b
Eddie sandbagged that hard>>18858735KEK
>>18858732go to a walmart or costco. Eddie is ripped by comparison
>>18858738Mate what time is it over thereYou need to sleep
So far this PPV has been terrible. Do they really need Omega, Ospreay, and Swerve?
>>18858596How is it possible to be away for a year and your still a fat fuck???
>>18858633tony sometimes way over corrects to criticism he sees online. he went on a tangent i think in the forbidden door media scrum about the casino gauntlet not allowing them to advertise matches ahead of time, i think this stems from that. he wanted to be able to say ahead of time eddie would be on the card. just went about it really awkwardly not having him on dynamite and bill calling him out of nowhere.
this match is garbage
BIG BILL IS FUCKING BASED
>eddie coming in off a nearly 500 day lay off>bill coming in with only a one minute squash matchTell me the reason they just HAD to save this return for the PPV and not have him do shit in Philly. Seriously, this sucked.
>>18858747>such a fatass that Big Bill has trouble lifting you
>Large William
>>18858761>>18858762The duality of AEW watchers
NO SELL
>>18858762hell yea
>>18858754Omega is the only reason anyone gave a fuck about this dogshit company. If any faggot ass tranny tries saying otherwise they are lying
>back to back post match beatdownsIt's going to be one of those shows.
buried kwab
>>18858768god I love this lady
Based Eddie
>the anti pop when people realize it's hook Kek
>>18858765Because Fletcher is winning tonight and Eddie has to get some wins to get the belt off him.
They need to never go back to Canada this crowd sucks.
HOLY SHIT that anti-pop for Hook
>That was the finishLmao
>>18858768who's this boner condoner?
HOOK
>>18858754>Bryan politely calling Eddie an out-of-shape lardass on commentary
THAT'S HOOK RIGHT DARE
HUH?
Fucking hell Hook is not the least bit over.
>>18858782Whom?
The pre show and the first two matches felt like setups for storylines, I like that
>lights go out>OMG WHO WILL IT BE>Just hookPisses me off every time
is the crowd normally this dead at aew events
Why the fuck are they hyping up the New York aspect of this shit when they're in fucking Canada?
>*alien music plays*
Wait... we get Eddie and Joe on a mic battle in the future??
Hook and Eddiecan't think of anything worse
is eddie throwing shoot back hands? lol
I fucking hate this crowd wake the fuck up faggots this is AEW not WWE.
>>18858802the new theme works for video packages like they were doing for him but i don't think it works for him as a whole entrance song
>don't do the lights-off return for Eddie>do it for Hook, who already returnedTony, I just don't get you sometimes.
Told you Hook is trash. Why they made Bill job for him is obvious - Taz.
Eddie looking like The Great Antonio got a shave.
>>18858812>Eddie with the Castlevania theme>HOOK with the Metroid themeDimes pairing
>>18858804the one on the webm that i've never bothered googling, please don't tell me she is a man
I fuck with Hook's new theme
Hook's theme is so weird, sounds like Morrissey on a bad day.
That ending was so bad they haven't even shown a reply kek
>>18858809These threads are fucking dead too lolIn the preview thread yesterday it had like 20 ppl talking before being archived someone said yesterday these are game threads are just 5 trannies sanefagging I’m starting to believe it
>>18858810The 2 of them are from New York
>>18858829my niggahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_09MsIVno&list=RDEo_09MsIVno&start_radio=1
>>18858822love Big Tone, but he absolutely fumbled Eddie's return.
this was fucking garbage wtf
>>18858820That's exactly why nobody cares.
Hook is nothing without the action Bronson theme
>>18858815>Hook and Eddie>can't think of anything betterFTFY
>>18858820>We NEED the crowds to carry our show!Kek
He's so fat and he doesn't even know how to do a backfist. He has the laziest fucking moves and he can't even learn the proper form
How can they react like he is not even there? I don't remember who said it, I think it was Jericho, but he said I'll take literally anything over silence. They couldn't even bother to pretend to cheer for Hook.
>>18858830I don't know that's why I'm asking you.
0/2 so far, I didn't watch the preshow so I can't comment on that.
>>18858842Lmao I was literally thinking of this exact song
16 months vacation and couldnt burn even 1 calorie ozempic has been invented already ffs
>>18858777trvke
i just fucking spilt beer all over my new jumper
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>Wanted Jericho>Got HookGrim
MJF!!!!!ausbro gets his hardcore match :))
this ppv is legit 4/10 so far. shit tag match with super Edge, crowd dead, shit out of shit eddie performance
Did you guys know Buddy got misted by Muta?
>>18858839I understand that. Why the fuck in anyone in Canada give a shit about it?
>>18858810AEW always does retarded stuff when they take 1 step forward. Commentary included. They finally get a great card, and the commentary will suck or the matches will blow.
>>18858860kek based
well I always said HOOK should go to Japan, but I guess being Eddie's youngboy is basically the same thing
>>18858821Apparently he personally chose it, no one forced it on him.
Jericho isn't coming back is he?
>>18858872Not like you paid for it so why do you care?
Eddie got the return he deserved, I'm not mad, if he tried harder he would get better
These matches are a little overbooked
Damn what a boring ass match Bill was not the right opponent for Eddie. Oh well at least we can be sure Mark can salvage the situation, he's always a crowd favorite.
Wasn’t mjf in a fucking match yesterday???
>>18858882#30
>>18858867>>Wanted Jerichowhy you lying?
>>18858868Briscoe better be a fucking pin cushion by thr time this is over. Hillbilly never disappoints.
>>18858882the learning tree segments with grayson waller will be fire tho
>>18858868Not him but this is gonna be MotN, both these guys always deliver and they have great chemistry. This is the modern Dusty/Flair.
>>18858891Different country
>>18858882Hope not
still wished the stip was that if MJF loses he has to recognize palestine
>>18858888Wasted digitskill yourself
sick robe and glove combo there
>>18858891>Wrestle in Mexico one day, Canada the nextMJF racking up those frequent flyer miles...
hardcore kino time
MJF is sucha fucking psycho having another match after that Mystico performance he's so fucking awesome
Briscoe is a bitch. 10 years ago he was calling everyone a retard and a faggot, but now he apologizes for all that saying it "insensitive"Just another fake tough guy bitch who bows down to the language police mob
>>18858882What gave it away? Copeland taking his spot?
>>18858911It's so he can send Mark to see his brother
>>18858891yes and Briscoe is about to fuck him up so he can go on his honeymoon
>>18858885he's actually fatter than when he left. the nigga look pregnant. put down the meatball subs and hit the treadmill.
>wearing all whitethis nigga is bleeding isn't he
>>18858882He will probably never show up on AEW TV again before leaving.
>>18858914Still hasn't had his honeymoon BTW. This is the shit he's doing instead.
HOLY FUCKING BASED
I'm from the future, someone is getting injured in this match. Guess who?
>>18858919Meh, he did it to make money. Can't blame him. He probably still cusses like a fuck at home.
>Ref wearing protective eyewearkek
>>18858919some people grow up, maybe one day you'll understand
>>18858927>Thumbtacks matchDress for the job you want not the one you have
>>18858911you just know he spent a lot of time researching which airlines would have the best deals>>18858914generational talent I'm afraid
BASED MARK
dronies better close your eyes this match might make you upset
>>18858882Hopefully
Is the ref going to fight?
>>18858612/thread
>>18858939by growing up do you mean just being a bitch and saying the same things just at home now? >>18858936
Cornette having a seizure right now
>>18858935One of the 12 people booked to interfere?
I really really hate thumbtack spots...
>All white attire for both wrestlersSICKO MODE ENGAGED
MJF looking fucking chiseled, roids might not be so bad.
>>18858955good
That's a lot of tacks
damn thats fucked upusually with tacks they only throw them into 1 specific spacenow its entire ringthats messed up
This is out yard tarding Sami Callihan
>>18858919nigga's gotta eat>>18858927MJF's not afraid to get bloody for a big match. He was great in Blood and Guts.
>>18858968I love this shit
THERE MUST A DOZEN TACKS IN THERE.
>>18858955Cornette's rooting for MJF and Israel right now
>those high heel boots kek
>>18858974Imagine if Skye Blue sat in them and you were forced to pull out each one
Bryan Danielson is bad on commentary
I hope they're wearing cups. Imagine if a tack stabbed into your testicles
>>18858768>>18858794>>18858804I am also curious, I see this webm posted but I have no idea who this is or what's the context
any wrestlers here? how bad does bumping on tacks actually hurt?
>>18858963he got a clue years ago, the rashes of zits across his back and jawline were very visible
the ring is tacks is a good concept
>>18858987stepping on legos hurts more
>>18858987never had a thumbtack stuck into you by accident? its not that bad
was Mark this based when his brother was alive?
>>18858993Lego tacks?
>>18858986It's just the webm I chose to go along with my >Large William weekly meme. I honestly don't know who she is, probably a Spanish soap opera actress if I had to guess.
MJF has better ring psychology than 99% of wrestlers ever
>>18859004Hi Jim
THATS DERANGED
>>18858987Taking them out is worse than the bump.
>>18858987not that bad actually, getting stapled is worse because it's a lot harder to get out without causing more damage
are canadian women nicer than american women?
MJF looks fucking great brosshould i get on SARMS too?for reference:5'11167 poundswhite4.7 inch penis
>>18858987feels great you should try it at home
BRISCO FIRST BLOOD
I'm glad to see some actually good MJF matches, when I first started watching AEW it was his absolute stinker against Jay White and then he took time off, I had to take people's word for it that he was any good
>>18859016This it's cheap acupuncture
>>18858993It's LEGO not legos. LEGO is a brand not a type of toy.
>>18858999i dont think so, at least not that i can remember>>18859016i am scared to do it though
wtf bro lmao
ALABAMA SLAMAbased move
mjf got his period bros
This is way better than I thought it would be
Is MJF on his period? Kek
I dont even understand this match. They both have the same job, theyre both wrestling, but theyre pretending to be different collar workers? wtf
MJF looking like it's the time of the month
>>18859007not Corny, just stating facts
New thread at 290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters
Did he get recircumsized?
looks like its MJF's time of the month!
This PPV fucking sucks. Bring back Will and Omega ASaP.
MJF'S CIRCUMCISION WOUND HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN
chicken man loves to bleed, that is his element
MJF on his period
>>18859036they live different lifestyles
>>18859045he's on his period
jej
did he get his dick bitten off?
This crowd came for Edge and Christian and doesn't give a FUCK about anything else kek
>>18859014>4.7 inch penisdoesn't really matter what you do at that point, you're ngmi
Why the fuck would they do that blood on his crotch spot? Now the drones are going to use that to make tranny jokes...
>>18859056the jewish jokes write themselves
>>18859058your feed audio must be fucked up
Crowd is going to go crazy when MJF falls on the tacks
>>18859053no they dont, theyve both been doing the exact same thing for decades of their lives
>>18859059MJF? more like FTM
>>18859043I hope you realize what a pussy you sound like. It's a thread about a fake wrestling show on an anonymous imageboard. Get a life
>>18859060dont be a mark, its all about angle
When the fuck has Mark Briscoe ever done a Pele?
Why is the stream on Cozy not working?
>>18859019>I'm glad to see some actually good MJF matches most of his matches are great>when I first started watching AEW it was his absolute stinker against Jay WhiteMJF got a great match out of Adam Cole, but he couldn't get one out of Switchy the channel.
>>18859076Works 4 me
>>18859070their characters are polar opposites
>>18859076Pay for the show, pedo
>>18859066They popped for the tacks. That's it. They drop down to dead quiet during every other part
>>18859048holy kek underr8d
>>18859085the dubs for everyone, money mark
felloe pEdo sisters, our show will surely match this level of violence right?... right?
is schiavone on his period too goddamn what a bitch ass nigga
>>18859085>give a multibillionaire your moneynah im good
>>18859085Johan get back to work on EU5.
>>18859071Hahahaha got him!
>>18859074based 4-star ring general
This match rules
This is a top 5 worst AEW crowd. Not that anything has been good so far tbf.
this is making me think of that one CZW barefoot thumbtack match
NEW THREAD>>18859109>>18859109>>18859109>>18859109>>18859109>>18859109
Pls end this match omg
MMMMMMMM YUMMY TACKSLOP
I don't understand the obsession with crowd noise, do you not feel validated in your choice to watch this unless you hear people clapping?
>>18859086again i think your feed or stream or whatever must be fucked
>>18859106It sounded so shit as a concept but actually fucking rules
>>18859086>and other pathetic E-drone hate watch cope
Dont do a closeup on MJF's back
>>18859111What are the other four?
>>18859106Best one so far.
>>18859130Blood and puss
>>18859076https://goluchas.com/
i cant unnotice it now, the crowd drops to dead quiet as soon as a spot is over
Tacky chair
max had his period
We needed more tacks
Vampire spot
*****
>>18859232>MJF lost 2 days in a row MJF bros...
That was dimes. Briscoe kino and MJF is great when he not allowed to be super jew
kinda crazy they probably wont put belt on himhes so good
>>18859265He might get a pity run
