Doesn't get in shape for his return in your path
He looks better than 99% of edrones
>>18863538Botched the finish too
>>1886353816 months off and is still a fat shitter
He threw up during his workout that he had last week. I don't know why he let Cezar upload this. https://youtu.be/A1DQnWfzNpU?si=_FTQXS5HQf-6nOod&t=800
>>18863594He literally did nothing for 16 months. Nothing. Damn. That AEW guaranteed contract is something else!
>>18863538Based
>>18863538Is that why aew fans relate to him?
>>18863998literally the only reason
>>18863586>slow and weak as shit back fist thing that clearly whiffs>"THAT MISSED">awkward 3 count to silenceThis is why I tune into AEW PPVs. You just can't make this shit up. Pure comedy.
>>18863538He wrestles for AEW
>>18863538didn't watch the match but can't believe they let this nigga win over bill
>>18863538>I GOT MY TOP SURGERY, PARDNAH
>>18863538Potato is a shape
How can he claim to be an AJPW fan and have such little pride in his work? That's kind of the thing that makes puro what it is.
>>18864342Yes it is.
>>18863538For him, that's in shape. He actually has visible shoulders.
>>18863538he's a BUM
>>18863538If he gets in shape, it kills the King of the Bums gimmick. It's like if Kevin Owens lost a lot fat, he wouldn't be r/squaredcircle anymore.
>>18864348Nothing is more puro than coming to AEW to let yourself go physically and do the bare minimum for a fat check.
>>18865268AEW just put on a PPV that was better than any show WWE has put on in 2 decades but ok lil bro
>>18865323No one watched it, big sis
>>18865323If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
>>18865356Millions worldwide watched it, fatso.
>>18865394Remind me, what was RAW's Neilsen ratings this week?
>>18863538>>18863670Honestly, he was lazy for a over a year, Tony begged him to hurry up, so he crammed in some training last minute. Dude needs another 6 months off to focus on recovery and health.
>>18863538tone needs to clean the house, fucking fire this fat fuckass on live tv for the lols, book it tone you madman i know youre reading this
>>18865398So you're saying All Out will have a buy-rate of 1 million or higher?
>>18865398>Millions
>>18863538I don't understand why he doesn't just get on the roids. Have one proper final run and get a singles title.
>>18865444He looks like he drinks beer for breakfast
>>18865487You think you're ever gonna have sex before you die?
>>18863538What's wrong with this physique? I think it helps portray Eddie as some kind of a badass shoot fighter who cares more about fighting than looking good. If you want cosmetic gay fantasy wrestling then go watch the E.
>>18865323Was it the reset that aew needed?
>>18865535>Eddie as some kind of a badass shoot fighter but he cant fight, shoot fight, or worked fight, or worked shoot fight
>>18865502>drinking beer is suddenly uncool nowAren't you piggies the ones that worship the ground that Steve Austin walks on?
>>18865515The last time an aew fan was in a pussy was when their mom regretted pushing them out
>>18865613nice cope fatso, but you're still gonna die without ever touching a vagina lmao
>>18865502Naw. JD Drake looks like that. Burger Kingston looks like he's on first name basis with every fast food joint employee in the entire state.
>>18865440I dont keep up with the ratings like you but I think 2.6 milly
>>18865515Times AEW has had a 1 million buy-rate: 0Times AEW has had a 500,000+ buy-rate: 0Times AEW has had a 300,000+ buy-rate: 0Times I've had sex: >0I win
>>18865642Thank God I don't ever have to touch you
>>18864348Eddie could probably have a build like Misawa or Kawada had if he actually tried but he just doesn't
>>18865613>>18865692>>18865706>>18865715fatso having another melty, very sad
>>18863538>zero muscle >huge belly >no tits How is this even possible
>>18866083fatso eddie kingston do be looking like a melty candle i concur
>>18866083That's all the 1 aew fan knows how to do. He melts down over a minor league promotion and cries like a faggot
>>18865598Austin didn't have a beer gut though
>>18863581edrones aren't wrestlers champ
>>18863538Ayo your balls are coldLemme warm your nutAYO YOUR BALLS ARE COLDLEMME WARM YOUR NUTWHEN YOU SEE ME ON MY KNEES I'M GONNA GET DAT NUT
>>18867700kek popped me
>>18865502Don Frye used to drink a gallon of beer, eat six fried eggs, and eat an entire ribeye steak for breakfast every single day when he was wrestling and fighting.
>>18863538That's him in shape
>>18866289>>18867769Roid monkeys
>>18863538He's walkin' the Burger King's road padnah and it's flame broiled in hellfire to give you a whooper of a performance so keep them chicken fries ya call fingers typin' and he'll be feedin' ya an original knuckle sandwich.
>returns>has the lowest rated match on the show
unironically, who was in the wrong here
>>18870230Tony Khan
>>18870230>Eddie for whiffing completely and not improvising to redo the spot>the ref for not doing a 2 count and making them redo the spot>Bill for not shoot kicking out at 2 and making them redo the spotThree retards, one problem
>>18865323And absolutely nobody watched it lol.
>>18869508>That's him in shapeTrue, round is a shape
>>18867769Don Frye had more testosterone in his mustache that Burger Kingston has in his entire body.
>>18870243Yep. Two reasons. One - Signing Kingston to a contract without a condition of him making sure he gets in shape. Two - Making sure Kingston spent the entire last 1+ year getting in great physical shape while recovering from a knee injury. It does not matter at all how "good" a wrestler is. If he looks anything like Eddie Kingston, he should not be in front of the cameras to do anything else but lose. Dude, looks like a slob. He looks like one of those late 80's jobbers on WWF superstars.
>>18863877Nothing? Man sucked in more nuts than you could imagine. 16 months. Nut based diet, maximum nuttage, the Dr. Kingstonsons diet, Nothing but nuts, a entire cities worth of nuts. All day and all night, nut after nut, mouthfuls of salty protein going down his gut non stop. Pumping them in his mouth one handed, two handed, when his hands got tired for a minute, no handed, with both feet, using every muscle to keep gobbling up more. Upside down, right way up, on his sides, on his back, it don't matter as long as it comes out of the sack, people pitching in, people forming lines to get him nuts, just endless nuts for 16 months getting pumped in American nuts, Puerto Rican nuts, black nuts, white nuts, Asian nuts, Indian nuts, Injun nuts, Saudi nuts, African nuts, Pakistani nuts, Palestinian nuts, Kosher nuts, Eskimo nuts, German nuts, walnuts, floor nuts, ceiling nuts, dog nuts, donkey nuts, horse nuts, peanuts, pee nuts, shit nuts, plastic nuts, twink nuts, collecting all the nuts like he gotta catch all the nuts to be the best nut catchers of them all. 16 months of getting that nut day in day out, no matter if it rained, poured, splashed, splooged, snowed, or came out clear, in any weather, inside, outside, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, garage, shower, at home, friends house, on the way there, at the store, at the cinema, at the gas station, at the gas station bathroom, while watching tv, while watching other people get nuts, all gobbled up, talking with nuts in his mouth, gargling on them waking hours and asleep. Don't tell me he did nothing. When Eddie says he's gonna get that nut, he will get that nut. All of it.
>>18863594Please understand his legs were broken, not like you perfectly working legs and just as obese if not more
>>18870230Bill doesn't get up far enough by a couple inches, but tbf he's so big its difficult for him not to go up too far.Eddie is unsighted as he's spinning while Bill gets into position. He flings his arm so fast that Bill instinctively flinches just before impact, which makes it miss.
That *is* him in shape bro
Bill shouldve refused to put Eddie over
>>18863538Edikin is pure comedy gold. Fuck off if you don't enjoy the fat shitter. Edikin > Lesnar & Cener.
>>18870230Eddie's entire problem is that the gimmick/character he has in AEW is total shit combined with him being old, beat up and perpetually out of shape. His value on the indies like 10-20 years ago was that he came off like a slightly unhinged lunatic street guy who'd probably shank you in the ring or whatever and his shit worked in that context. His starry-eyed AJPW Appreciator thing is retarded, especially when you're 43 and were never known as a giant workrate guy. It just makes him come off looking like an old, out of touch geek like a message board nerd trying to recapture some of his youth. He comes off like the wrestling equivalent of a middle-aged dad playing in a shiity dadrock cover band.
>>18870500Promos good.
>>18863538Kek
