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The heightpill takes no prisoners
Whose got that new b and v
>>18870790>never took his last namehe might want to double check if 'his' kids are even really his
>>18870837they look exactly like him
>>18870790>it's actually trueHoly shit. Sad.
>>18870798>>18870870Isn’t the divorce rate like 55% or some shit? Hardly news.
>>18870870The worst thing to ever happen on Oct 7
>>18870888Kek
>>18870873Idk the way he talked about his wife and kids for years, didnt think it would happen. But what do I know. I'm tempted to make an account and get all the docs but i think it will try and make pay for them. You can see the process of it all at leasthttps://trellis.law/case/53033/24-3-05353-4-sea/whitney-loria-neugebauer-bryan-alvarez
>>18870888Unironically true
>>18870790Rovert won
>>18870790has he ever acknowledged this?
I vaguely remember someone posting vacation pics of Alvarez's ex-wife with her new crusty old boyfriend around Wrestlemania, just before the board went down. Was I dreaming this? The posts seemed out of place on /pw/ and I was one of several who couldn't quite understand who they were, but I think I remember the woman being identified by the name 'Neugebauer' and someone mentioning Alvarez. I don't intend on clowning on the guy. It's both sad and interesting to see another case of a 10+ year marriage disintegrating so quickly.
>>18871182Not directly, but there has been instances of his kids doing run-ins while he's in the middle of doing Observer Live and he has to take care of them because I suppose his wife isn't around anymore to do it.>Lance/Tom, cover for me for 10+ minutes while I go deal with this!Basically.
>>18870873Still sucked because he was a doting husband and father who constantly talked about his kids on the shows and regularly took them to Hawaii and Cannon Beach.
>>18871311No, you didn’t imagine it. I don’t have the pictures but the guy looks lame as fuck.
If I saw Michael (Mike) on the streets I’d light his ass up for real
>>18871803Michael (Mike) board newfag
>>18871173>But he totally doesn't post here or hold a grudge over being banned from Bryan's message board 12 years ago for doing the same shit he does here.
>muh monogamy Get a clue chuds, people continue to grow after being married. Sometimes they grow old together but more often they grow apart, and that's ok. He wants to be a couch potato who spends every evening watching wrestling and then talking about it with his male friends. She wants more than that out of her partner and out of life. There isn't anything wrong with that.
>>18871900Unironically true
>>18871923
>>18871714That's probably got something to do with it. Going to the same place every year is boring. He's probably very boring behind the scenes
>>18870790Why the fuck does Bryan alvarez have a wikipeda page. Thought you photoshopped this shit at first
>>18871923You don't know anything about the circumstances that led to the end of this marriage. You just wrote some shitty Figure 4 Newsletter fanfic about a "couch potato" and his "partner" who "continue to grow," among other terms that tell me you're a naive queer. It's entirely possible that blameworthy decisions were made and acted upon or that they just naturally drifted apart and decided it best to call it quits (perhaps without either being such a twat as to label it "growth"). You have failed to get over in this thread. Now you need to scour Neugebauer's socials and post the latest update about Michael (Mike).
>>18872014Because he's a wrestling celebrity
>>18870790KWADB
>>18871923>people continue to growExcept chico who is 5'2
>>18871923This one got the divorced chuds day drinking.
>>18871824How tall is Michael (Mike)?He looks like the type who would be nicknamed Mike the Pike, due to the length of his weapon.
>>18871824Poor Albanez, all he wanted to do was spend 24/7 talking about wrestling with his possibly gay senior citizen best friend.
did the dumbass marry a jew? you’re supposed to use jewess’ as fuck toys, not marry them
>>18872019When she left you she began feeling things she never even knew were possible to feel. Did you even know that she could cum that many times in one night? Probably not, eh?
>>18870873That doesn't factor in people who get married and divorced multiple times.
This is how you know this board and interest has been taken over by shoot women and queers.Who the fuck gives a shit about a literal who’s divorce?
>>18872310Michael (Mike) is over 7’ tall and is a man of action. He skis only the most dangerous slopes and is a world class surfer. Not only that, he enjoys a fine cocktail, broadway theater, and he always knows how to romance. Truly a renaissance man.
REMINDERMichael (Mike) is>uglier than Bryan>balder than Bryan>poorer than Bryan>less famous than Bryan>less skilled in physical combat than BryanYET, he still got the girl, because MIDGETS DON’T DRAWHEIGHTEIGHTBRUTAL Blackpill for manlets
>>18872368That's rough
>>18872600Na. You cant trust a white woman. He shoulda married a plump latina. He would be so much happier rn
>>18872627plump Latinas are like 4’11 so he would have mogged her
>>18872357Bryan is my friend
>>18871173It's trueAlvarez should have kept his fucking mouth shut about the trevmeister, maybe the whole Michael (Mike) thing wouldn't have happened.
>>18870790KEK WHAT A DIVORCED BITCH
>>18870790Lol
>>18871923Faggot
>>18872837Are you claiming that Michael (Mike) is related in some way to this Rovert and this was a deliberate hit?
>>18870826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GanWRjufz5s
>>18871923the divorcels did NOT like this one
>>18870790Women are fucking evilTheir kids are going to be damaged by this. It always happens
>>18871923Gaslighting women is so terrifyingly easy
>>18870790>the PRIVILEGE of meeting Michael (Mike)
>>18875626She must have been embarrassed about being married to a prowrestling YouTuber for a long time.
>>18870790At least he isnt dating a discord tranny, Jaxton.
>>18870842Nah you do
>>18871824>"Adventure" partnerWhitney's getting porked ten ways from Sunday while draining this guy's bank account
poor guy
>buy her a yoga studio>pour money into her gay nonprofit >take her to Hawaii twice a year>buy her a beach house on the Pacific coast >she still leaves you
>>18876880Smockin’
>>18876880Lmao he couldn't buy her happiness.
>>18876880If that doesn't redpill you on women, nothing will.
>>18875762>>18876880Women unironically won.
>>18876898This low value chud is seething
>>18876880how was this nigga able to afford all that shit selling $11.99 website subscriptions?
>>18872328>Only defense is to write more fanficKWAB
>>18876909Their subscription numbers over the last 20 years are my holy grail. I'm fascinated by them. I know that they have cratered since 2020 but I would give anything to know the actual numbers.
>>18872019>You just wrote some shitty Figure 4 Newsletter fanfic about a "couch potato" and his "partner" who "continue to grow," That's literally what happened regardless of whatever fanfic specifics you want to insert into their situation >It's entirely possible that blameworthy decisions were made and acted upon or that they just naturally drifted apartShe literally made a post talking to her entire social network about doing everything under the sun with Michael (Mike) and we all know for a fact that Bryan is a pro wrestling YouTuber who has to constantly watch wrestling, wait on standby for Dave to get his shit together, and then record hours of late night conversations with him every single week. If they ""naturally drifted apart"" or she did something """blameworthy""" I don't think it's out of the realm of FUCKING possibility here that Bryan's wrestling content creator bullshit hamstrung him in some way by affecting that outcome. >>18876914I didn't write that other post. I honestly don't think this was sex related as much as everything else. She just wanted a different pace untethered to World Weinstein Epstein's programming schedule.
That would explain why they didnt do a christmas show last year
>>18872357Parasocial relationships are real. Comes with the territory. Content creators can cry about it but they know they're simulating friendship in this alienated age & reap the rewards financially. If they don't like it they can simply stop vlogging and find a real job like everyone who pays them for their company.
>>18876960Her whale charity probably got big enough to the point where she had the opportunity to do it somewhere else other than locally, the opportunity to travel on an expedition or something. At the same time his whole livelihood is based on doing daily radio shows from home. She wants to travel, he can't, it's not fair to either of them to expect the other to shut down their business, so they get divorced. Hopefully it was peaceful and there was no adultery involved, and hopefully their kids get to experience both of their worlds growing up.
>>18877060Hi Vinny.
>>18877064It's actually Brian Last
>>18877072Who is Brian Last
>>18877081THAAAAAAAAAA MOTHERSHIP
>>18870790I wonder if he wishes he could have named his kids less retarded things
>>18877110Kek
>>18877060Beautiful take, I agree completely and wish everyone involved all the best.
>>18877060Traveling is so overrated and gay
>>18877233True.
>>18876960They have kids together. She knew what his job was while they were dating. It didn't change at all. She's a stupid slut for prioritizing going on "adventures" over keeping her family intact, and you're a fucking faggot for defending it. Probably rovert.
>>18877499/thread
>>18875482Pac is ugly
