'ri Season Edition(Iyo lost while Kairi and Asuka were nowhere to be found at Wrestlepalooza. Is their some serious beef cooking? Nobody knows but we do know that the Captain 'rimains CUTE and SEXO as she is God's favorite pirate. Tune in tomorrow night for more hijinks on Monday Night 'ri!)Previous: >> 18835515Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
Kairi is CUTE
>>18873453>didn't see the ppv because family came to visit and I'm behind anyway>open IG for 2 seconds>immediately spoiled on the one match I cared aboutwhy?
>Kairi will turn the big 40 after Monday Night 'Ri goes off the air
apparently there is a meme that the rapture will happen on Kairi's birthday
KAAAAAIIIRIIIIII!!!
>>18874236
Kawaii player
Anime looking mf
Kairi is a good Christian girl!
>>18874629Yes sir!
New old 'ri in Mexico
'ri to page 1!
>>18873453No mention of Kairi's b'day?
>>18875459Honor issues
>>18874856>>18875288
>>18873453OP, you forgot to link to the previous thread >>18835515
Stolen from kabuki
'ri 'ri bump
Monday Night 'ri tomorrow and the Cap' n birthday the day after, hell yeah 'ritards
Kino
>>18873592It's your fault for not shielding most of the screen so you can navigate to something else.
>>18874629>>18874725apparently people are saying the rapture is on her birthday
I'm kinda happy thread got slid. Didn't want no cryin' 'ri OP pic for her birthday. Bit miffed though that I bump like 7 joshi threads but not one would bump us...i'm losing my enthusiasm for this place.
>>18876777It was just a massive hogmelter last night after All Out sold less than 2k ppvs on Youtube which accounts for half of their business
'ri >>18877042):
>>18873453Based 'rihad
BOO!
>>18878074For Kairi, giving the gift of fanservice is its own reward
'ri is ROWDY!
A rowdy 'rider!
Kairi has a logo??
>>18878111The digits too! I'm sorry bro's...
>BREAKING: Nanae Takahashi has just signed with WWE
>>18876718>>18873920Word is all 'ritards get first-class tickets
>>18878120Surely Kairi in gym shorts u mean though? I just couldn't fap to Nanai...ma dick would be haunted forever.
>>18876649too soon...it's still fresh and hurts to watch
>>18877274Cute tushy 'ri
Oh boy is that Kairi in a bikini?
'ri is ready to kick some ass
Ava addams is a 'ritard holy based milf
>>18877769
>>18879082Lewd
>>18877042did it really?>>18876777We didn't get slid for a while, it was 100% a hog melty
why is the faggot spammer back?
Nana 'ri
>>18879671'fraid so. This was during the main event. Youtube accounts for over 50% of their ppv sales according to Meltzer and Tony so you can safely assume that they sold less than 4k ppvs total when accounting for the other platforms offering it. The screenshot was taken during the main event when viewership peaks.
>>18879082>>18879557hahaha holy fucking based.was not expecting to see this intersection of 2 of my interests today like this. large chested moms love Kairi and want to protect her
>>18879082who?>>18880206fucking hilarious, what a piss ant fed.
>>18880257Mommy ava is a big wrestling fan, she was at the Dallas'raw a few weeks ago also and she wears a OTC t-shirt
>>18880287Big tittie pornstar
>>18880532that's very based news to me.imagine laying your head on her huge chest lying down to watch Raw and Smackdown together.
>>18880532>that picimagine that 3some scenehigh intensity athletic sex
Monday Night 'ri!!!
>>1888140115 minutes and page 15? Fuck no
>>18876649I can appreciate this for what it is, but she'll need to cut back on that eventually if she doesn't want her knees to get too messed up.
>>18879677Because his involuntary vacation has come to an end.
>>18881535page 15?>>18881603he needs another
>>18881535Wish we had a page 15
Kairi's jerking gloves are over with me.
>>18881667>>18882046Kek i mean page 4I'm a little late for tonight's 'ri show what did i miss?
>>18882046>>18883365remember the other board where we didn't need to constantly bump the thread, and there were also only 2 threads, IYO/Kairi and joshi general and I guess the WWE general but that was the top of the board
>OPEN THE DOOR>GET ON THE FLOOR>EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
>>18883642>had her fingerless gloves earlier>then had the blue gloves>now no gloves and black sleeves
>>18883671Why didn't Kairi tell Asuka to fuck off when she asked her to drop the elbow on her beloved Iyo-san tonight?
>>18883642Blake Monroe is cuter than this genetics failure and you can't say otherwise.
>>18884132Because she understand that IYO was a weasel that wanted to play both sides. She betrayed Asuka first.
>>18884132Psychosexual manipulation, please understand
Lads, poor kairi ):
Sad 'ri
goodbye cuteri
the return of bully 'ri
>>18883642was this the last time we see kairi being a cute player? kairibros...
What did I miss on Monday Night 'ri? My Loins were smashing Lameme on Monday Night Football so I could not watch.
>>18884878Watch the main event.
>>18884878'ri's look tonight
Lads....
Dumbass jannies banned me because I replied to an anon who asked why Lyra was bad and copied the post an anon made the other day in /arrrr/Too bad they can't stop the captain!!!!But still fuck the jannies they aren't doing themselves any favors, specially since there's allegations saying hog is friends with the jannies.
>>18885240Is she 40?!
>>18885358'rivange for this
>>1888529437
>>18885240It was the captains birthday...
Happy Birthday Kairi! I love you!
If Haitch books this correctly, Kairi is gonna get a megapop when she finally snaps on Asuka
I wonder if they are celebrating Kairi and Vaquer togheter
>>18885441>Hunter booking it correctlyThe Mets have a better chance of winning the World Series than that happening. Also, Tommy Dreamer thought this heel turn was good and different due to Kairi's part in it.
I feel bad for ri
>>18883642why does she keep making anime faces?
>>18885776I believe we have established that Kairi benefits from anime lookin mf syndrome
>>18885240poor 'ri>>18885282wow what a fat and gay retard. idk why he likes the hog so much. I've had similar things happen to me
>>18885282wtf is even the point of bans when anon can just use their phone or reset router
Ohhhh there was a package at my doorstep when I got home today
page 7 in 30 min lawl...don't they know birthday 'ri is invincible?
>>18885441>If Haitch books this correctly, Otis is gonna get a megapop when he finally snaps on ChadAnon, I...
A box inside a box! I wonder what could be inside...
>>18886451Someone who's now talented than kwabri in every way
>>18886465saar, please vacate Kairi thread. But before you go, explain to me how a human adult would fit inside this relatively small box.
>>18886547Aww you mad stinky hogwheels?
>>18886555lolwut? nobody ever called me hogwheels before. Eat a dick, faggot
>>18886451Did you get a photobook or something?
>>18886764Maybe, but there is a ritual which has to be followed for these sort of things
so nicely wrapped! wait...what is that?
>>18886796Did you buy a blu ray of the live action Kairi starred in?
>>18886796Nice get
It's a signed Bon Voyage!
>>18886804cheers...pretty glad it arrived on her birthday
>>18886836>>18886839Based, I thought I recognized it, and a very auspicious day to arrive
>>18886802u mean runaway wrestler? has that been subbed yet?
Hojo cool
one for the footchads
>>18886968>>18886993Yum
bros I actually couldn't believe when Kairi started attacking Iyo, & she was wailing crying as she did it. She's a great actress.
>>18886836GigaBased
>>18887122Yea I only just watched it a couple hrs ago. Was trying to avoid spoilers in the thread today. Pretty harrowing stuff.
Lads 'ri is heartbroken on her birthday, HBD 'ri ):
>>18887179Asuka stole her smile!
>>18885609Kairi has chosen the heel path and we should support her in this.
>>18887024pretty half-assed pics with an old phone...I'll have to get a scanner to do them justice>>18887165had been waiting for ages for one to pop up. pretty neat book
>>18873453Imagine waifufagging a whore who will never be a top champion on the company. Well I guess you losers can relate to another loser
...
Kairi deserves to be punished for her actions last night and I’ll will to step up and do it
>>18887690'ri is a victim here
>>18887744She is...but she has also crossed a point of no 'riturn. Kairi will need to go through a whole redemption arc, which won't even begin until she's had plenty of time to be a wicked Kabuki vixen.
>>18887690I figure Iyo and her Iyochads ain't punishing shit but box of tissues
>>18887817>a whole redemption arc'ridemption
>>18887889oh god no, what have I done!
>>18886035some posters don't know how>>18885282kek got the weirdest ban set. got 2 single day bans from /his/ and a 3 day ban from /tv/. all the within minutes of each other so must be the same janny. no site wide ban
>>18886451>>18886098>>18886796Kairi's panties
>>18886866I think there is a sub online
I ain't cappin when I say happy birthday to the Cap'n
>>18888068Many are saying this
HBD kairi!
kairi butt
Is the cap'n birthday post you best 'rikinis
>>18888520Sniff
>>18888525
>>18888559SEXOOOO af
'rikinis for all
More!
Hojo
based image dumper happy birthday Kairi!!!>Kairi reads this thread
'ri
>page 5>on kairi's birthday
Fuck Asuka for ruining the cap'n birthday
>>18890018Not on my watch
>>18890021what an old bitch
So do we hate Iyo now?
>>18890188no, don't be silly
>>18890188Everyone here loves Iyo... but I am prepared to kayfabe hate Iyo upon her inevitable retaliation.
I'm late to the party, but take a 'rikini
I used pic related to make a bait thread on /int/
>>18890594I got baited
>>18890739nip cars are better. I have a subaru
der'rière
>>18890244>>18890254>>18890259Nice 'rikinis
>>18890765Maybe cars could be compared to women. Europe makes the most luxurious and high-performance cars that are unattainable to the average chud. But the average Japanese car is better than the average European. I got a Mitsu.
>>18890812>bad girl 'ri>in white>>18890933Kairi is all wheel drive?
>>18890812>no VPLIs 'ri going commando or is she wearing a thong here?
>>18891149>Kairi is all wheel drive?fk no, Kairi is a Salt Flat rocket car
>>18891190didn't that kill the girl from myth busters?
>>18891159Her pants are just transparent enough to show what looks to be a black thong, unfortunately.
>>18891219yea that was sad...but in a way it was honorable for her to go out in the pursuit of going fast.also roxy!
>>18891325>>18891336>roxy killed the girl from mythbusters
>>18891367lil' saboteur chiquita didn't want no one breaking her land speed record
>>18888774In hindsight this was a momentously SEXO 'ri we got here. Kairi hadn't taken any swimsuit pics for a long while before this, if I'm not mistaken.
>>18891190>Kairi is a Salt Flat rocket car
>>18891325But MILF Kari Byron is still with us.
>>18888002>some anons don't know how to press the power button on their router then press it again 10 min later.I wish you were wrong. I really do.
>>18892061>when mom says the pizza rolls are done
>>18892260there's one other step most of them miss. also a lot of kids don't have physical access to their router
>>18892365>visions of an honorable anon seething for 3 days after being banned for shitposting but not resetting his router or posting from his phone even though he could.
>>18891860Because of divorce
>>18893161..so you're telling me I have a chance.
>>18893167She lives with Mina. Not a chance you can out-sexy Mina.
>>18892788it's one thing if I legitimately did something bad >>18893096very anime>>18890812she fucking posted the resident evil theme with this on IG. she fucking constantly posts her photos with vidya music
>>18892260Is that all you have to do to IP hop?
Asuka and Kairi are in the right.
>>18893343nah nobody wanted to see it happen the way it did...but it made for some damn fine wrestling drama
>>18893278I have heard this is the preferred method of pirates
>>18893205>she fucking posted the resident evil theme with this on IG.very based gamer gurrl. it cracks me up to see Kairi come out to the Pirates of the Carribean theme in her old stardom matches
>>18893096but also a saucy Jezebel lookin' mf
>>18893343They're traitorous wenches
>>18893664Allegedly
>>18893597>>18893664>>18893920The only traitor is IYO for not listening to Asuka. Without Asuka there is no Kairi. Without Asuka and Kairi, there is no IYO. IYO betrayed Kairi and Asuka. They were justified.
oh wtf Iyo thread died. I only just barely saved Poi & Tam thread...it's a massacre out there
>>18893970If Asuka felt so justified, she would have done her own dirty work and not coerced poor Kairi into becoming a miserably reluctant accomplice. Maybe there is still time for the girls to talk things out.
I just hope Asuka got Kairi a nice present for her birthday. I bet Miss Moneybags Iyo had bought 'ri something really cool and stylish, which she won't be giving her now...unless she already mailed it to Kairi before the betrayal took place. That'd be neat.
>>18888006lol maybe from a certain perspective...but not really. :(
>>18894163>If Asuka felt so justified, she would have done her own dirty work and not coerced poor Kairi into becoming a miserably reluctant accomplice.But she did do the dirty work. It was shared because Asuka trusts Kairi and had to be sure they were on the same page due to IYO's bad influence. Asuka and Kairi share a bond that stands the test of time and persists through hardship.
poor 'ri though fellas
>>18894119KEK looks like pigwheels couldn't stop the sliding to save his dimeless gook threads
>>18894408Asuka dragged Kairi into this mess by insisting she cheat for her and then beat up her friend. Now Kairi is bound to be the victim of boos and riptides. That's some kinda bullshit birthday present from her Nee-san.I might come around if the Kabuki's take the belts from Charlotte & Lexi and terrorize the locker room, but until then I am hoping Kairi can smooth things over with Iyo.
>>18894529I don't get it. Wouldn't Hogwheels be the main suspect for a slider of Iyo thread?
>>18894553>hogwheels pretending to point the finger Wow the mental gymnastics is strong with one, almost as strong as those non existent legs
>>18894608lol u mad. dis be true. why u mad doe? who made u mad? u poor mad lad.
Damn, the heat is getting to pork on wheels, he's turning into bacon.
>>18894508This can't keep happening!
>>18894119Based Joshi bumper>>18894508Poor 'ri lads
>>18894814>Equilibrium status: destabilized>Tranquility status: disturbed>Discombobulation status: confirmedIt ain't right guys. Poor 'ri :(
>>18893278that changes your ip address. it's like the thing with phones. unless you specifically pay for a static IP address you get out in a pool and that pool has access to a number of ip addresses you "lease" and if you break your lease sometimes someone else ends up with your ip address and you end up with a new one. airplane mode always breaks your lease on a cellphone 5g ip address >>18893610I think there was a week where IYO, Kairi and Asuka all posted the same photo on ig and Kairi has fucking final fantasy music, I forgot what IYO had, I think it was jpop and Asuka has like dead leopard or some other boomer band
>>18894119hoggers? hoglision got under 200k again>>18894316aww
Emotional distress 'ri
>>18895576So if I just have a modem from my cable company I wouldn't be able to do it.
>>18895612>asuka getting her ass kicked>'ri making faces at the crowdkek>>18895655check for an IP address or written on the side of the moden. I can access the software my router runs on with an ip address and password written on the side of the router
>>18895612Somebody get this gal an emotional support animal.
>>18896237cheese
>>18896272I love cheese!!
Fresh loot from kabuki
Love those gloves
'ri. ):
>>18897050The blue ones i mean
>>18897037>>18897037based pirate king
>page 7 hog melty
>>18897729Anime looking mf
>>18897955
>>18897729>>18898256Very Kawaiiri
>>18898577KekI really hope 'ri had a great time yesterday, she brings so much joy to our lives and she deserves it
>>18898577No wonder AJ agreed to come back and go on the road with him.
>>18896237hojomonke
Happy 'ri (:
>>18900257>me on the left
>>18899779Kairi Sane loves and 'rispects this Kaiju!
>>18897729Been a whole lot of sliding lately, but /arrrr/ has been nice & chill thankfully.
>>18897955>>18898256>>18898361we love anime lookin' mf's here!
>>18900293awww I'm glad she posted this after that sad birthday message we got earlier.
kek
>>18900725>>18900735>>18900743Princess of kawaii
>>18899779she had a bad day, she had to hurt her senpai >>18900536allegedly, there are a bunch of shitty godzilla movies because women really loved godzilla (and mothra) so a bunch of moms went to see it and the godzilla guys thought it was moms taking their kids because the kids wanted to see it so they toned it down to target the kids but it was really the moms who wanted to see godzilla wreck some faggots
>>18900293>37what a boomer>no IYObased kayfabe respecter
>>18900557yeah we really only had that one time and the faggot spammer
>>18900949AI looking mf
>>18901464k AI ri
Loot from the Mayu thread, see ya tomorrow lads
>>18901104Yea I always found it cute and based that Japanese women are huge marks for Godzilla/Mothra and their weird love story.
>>18901504noice lootin'
>>18901111checked
>>18901508mothra is insanely over with japanese women, that's why she always goes over godzilla every time they fight. Fucking Godzilla vs Mothra 1992 was the most attended Godzilla film since Godzilla vs King Kong 1962
>'ri 'yo 'nathoughts?
>>18901658it's over
So is hog still having a melty over Riho being called p*dobait?Honestly Riho looks creepy, she should wear current year joshi gear like the 'aptain just look at how cute she looks and she never gets called p *dobait
>>18901901not even roxy gets called pedobait because none of the WWE girls dress like school girls like riho
>>18901679A more refined version of the prototype I posted here.
>>18901949>none of the WWE girls dress like school girlsAnd that's a damn shame...suppose it didn't really get over with Sarray though.
>>18901901I figure melty is a permanent state of mind for the hawg
>>18902000>>18901658oh they are cumming for me alright
>>18901528Would love to see Kairi in a Mothra costume for Halloween. But any sort of weeb or spooky kino would do.
>>18902027yea I'd keep ol' 1-eye out for em'
>>18901892Damage CTRL will rise again. Even stronger with Giulia too. Just you wait and see.
Will Iyo do the autism face again when she inevitably fights Kairi like when we got hood 'ri in NXT?
>>18902272I expect many autistic expressions and gestures from the gals over the next few months.
anon said Kairi & Mina live together. is this true?
>>18902549Yes, it was stated by Brian Alvarez and he tells the truth, unlike David
>>18903572Well I'm glad Kairi still has Mina to keep her company then.
>>18900293she don't look a day above 27
poser
We love our Pirate Princess, don't we fellas?
This whole sorry story will eventually lead to Kairi going over, right? Maybe in a joshi 3-way or something? I just hope the crowd understand Kairi didn't want to hurt Iyo and they don't boo her too badly.
>>18903744I love my cap'n
Happy 'ri
>>18902072how would a mothra costume work? In the films it's a puppet
Yet another birthday goes by in which Kairi is void of any body hair from the neck down
>>18902549Lucky kitto
>>18904330source?>>18902549cheese is friends with a cat?
>>18905506Cats are cool
>>18905062>>18905856'ri IS a kitty
>page 8
>>18904300something like pic related, I imagine
>>18906757Based bumper
Kairi is a kitten?
>>18906813cute cat>>18906810top keke
Poi thread made bump limit! Congratulations Poi!
>>18906873did she say the word?
>>18906900many are saying she said this!
>>18906159>>18906813kitty 'ri is an icon of SEXO
>>18906932BASED news
I hear u guys like anime lookin' mf's
>>18904330I thought the currently accepted canon was something like:Iyo: shaved, waxed & laseredKairi: trimmed with an upside-down triangleAsuka: wild full bush
>>18907064addendum: Giulia: cornrows
Kairi is cute
>>18907015We luv anime lookin' mf's here!
>>18907064Asuka has sex with anything with a cock
>>18900293my nomination for next OP
>>18907233very offensive to suggest Asuka does not also engage in vigorous lesbian sex
>>18907015is this real?
>>18907256She does but she is picky about that
>>18907266until proven otherwise
NEW THREAD>>18907352>>18907352
