fuck triple bypass, vince would never allow this shit to happen
Women saving the day again. Apologize right now
>30,000 headcanon threads about how much WBD is disappointed with AEW>ESPN literally publishes their disappointment with WWE immediately after their debutLaugh at edrones
>>18877020>ESPN spends billions of $ on WWE>They publicly say they were only happy with Iyo and Vaquer's amazing match/Our Girls/ about to get a giga push kek!
wwe isnt a sport like they always say so why would espn want them lol
>the excellent Vaquer vs Sky match
>>18877048They have the best sports based presentation of all the Professional Wrestling Promotions
>>18877055maybe in the 2000s
>>18877057still do. show me one better
>>18877059>still do.Lol no they don't Michael cole even says it
>>18877020>The ESPN Era stars with a C grade from ESPNKWAB
I precisely watched that match, and it was the most sanitized, dumbed down match I have ever seen.
LMFAOOO
>espn shitting on their own showtop kek
>>18877020we need him back
wwe was unwatchable garbage for years under vince what the fuck are we doing here?
>>18877020Looks like Wrestlapalooza will be staying as a one time event. What a flop kek
>>18877910Niggas on this website will whatever it takes for attention.
>>18877020>vince never put out a shitty ppvcome on now
>>18877020ESPN must be pissed if they are letting their own journalists bury wrestlepalooza
>Fumbles the Rumble>Fumbles the greatest heel turn this century>Fumbles Wrestlemania>Fumbles Cena's retirement tour>Fumbles all of the talent getting over and cools them off>Fumbles WWE's debut to ESPNThe King of Fumbles does it again.
>>18878104>ESPN's own journalistthe DEI hire neckbeard who has been fired multiple times?
>>18877020The funniest thing is that Sky/Vaquer "saved it" and still could only raise the grade to C.Means without that match, it's a grade D show.
>>18878165Seems pretty cool other than the whole black thing
>Result: Vaquer def. Sky by pinfall>Grade: B+>This was exceptional work from two of the best women's wrestlers in WWE. The first half found Vaquer and Sky engaged in a chess match in which counters reigned supreme. However, the later stages of the match saw Vaquer focus on working over Sky's knee, giving her an edge when she needed it most. Vaquer couldn't keep Sky down after countering an Over The Moonsault and hitting the SVB. Sky swung the pendulum in her favor with a bevy of knee strikes and a beautiful avalanche Spanish Fly. But her knee slowed her down on her second attempt at an Over The Moonsault, which Vaquer rolled out of the way of and headed to the top rope to hit a Spinal Tap for the finish. This was a match you should go out of your way to see.
>>18877032piggiEs have built an entire alternate reality to make themselves feel better about being addicted to this garbage
>>18877020>people expecting C-tier PPV to be good???
>>18877020Link to the articlehttps://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/46329899/wwe-wrestlepalooza-gradesArchive (in case Triple Fumbles forces them to delete it)https://archive.ph/PyxPfhttps://web.archive.org/web/20250921201323/https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/46329899/wwe-wrestlepalooza-grades
Nick is gonna get this guy dropped
Iyo vs Stephanie was the best match of the night, and it's not just me saying it. Other people are saying it, ESPN says it
Didn't some ESPN analyst bury WWE too live on air
usually it takes at least a year for the buyers remorse to set in. looks like this time it only took one "PLE" LMAOOOOO
>>18877032Let's see what espn thinks of aew... Oh wait it was so irrelevant it got deleted off the site lmao
Wrestlepooloser was a total shitshow LMAO
>>18878261>addictedI know AEW trannies watch every second of every show as well as every YouTube channel and their entire lives are consuming wrestling and nothing else but most WWE fans are casual chads that bathe regularly and have sex with attractive women and go to church, we don't go to events or talk about it online regularly so you don't see us
>>18877047the reveal of iyo's stumpy yet insanely sexy legs made this a 5 star match.
iyo does it again
Remember when SD got cancelled by Fox?LMAO
>>18878437lmao based lachlan looks mortified to be there, no wonder he buried them after CANCELLING their asses
>>18878437I forgot about this. Those retards went ahead with a Bray Wyatt segment with all those Fox execs there?
>>18878422Iyo "sex thighs" Sky
>>18878165https://x.com/AndreasHale/status/1795129447214960927
>>18878894kek so gotten to that he's digging up the tweets
It's incredible how a hastily created show, whose entire purpose for existing was to take attention away from a different promotions show ended up being mediocre and completely unmemorable. I'm 100% serious, this show had every right to be a complete disaster, and the fact that it was just mid is nothing short of a miracle
>>18878923if i was that journalist id probably go into hiding. first they harass you on twitter but very soon they will mobilize one of their stalker rapist drone fans.
>>18877020what score did the aew ppv get?
>>18877020>vince would never allow this shit to happenVince is responsible for some of the WOAT ppvs
>>18878354>Mickey mouse doesn't want his corporations talking about Looney tunes I can't believe it
>>18878002>>18878978I guess it's not that vince would've put on a better show, it's meant to say that he wouldn't have let them talk down about it like this. which is kinda funny considering the attacks on free speech lately. if the guy thought the show was mid he should be able to say it, that just makes it even better when he thinks the show is good
>>18878938would've been an A, but the Epstein fed won't allow ESPN report on AEW anymore
>>18878269>Literally spam that it was going to be like wrestlemania >Isn't treated like wrestlemania
Since the WWWF days New York wrestling always depended on economic, broadcasting and population factors to profit. It was never about putting on a good show.
>>18879080Back then it mattered more that you could draw an ethnic audience. Hence why Bruno sammartino drew a drastically different crowd than Pedro Morales
>>18879049>AYou are delusional, rovert.
>>18879578BT ya gotta chill out you know the doctor said seething is not good for your heart condition
>>18879040>it's meant to say that he wouldn't have let them talk down about it like thisYes he would. Vince never gave a shit what anyone thought. WWE's quality was dragged through the fucking shit and gutters for years and years and years. Until it affected ratings or money he couldn't have cared less what people said
>>18879051Nobody was spamming that at all
