>Winter has flown by with this incredibly sweet and handsome adventure companion. Some of you have already had the privilege meeting Michael (Mike). If not, we hope to connect this spring at a park, on the slopes, the theater, out for drinks, or at the ocean. Here's to many more memories together with youwhen she talks about Michael (Mike), while does she sound like Dwayne shilling tequila
>>18898474is there where she goes when she dumps the kids on the midget
>>18898511did she really choose another man over her kids
>Have a "successful" podcast with an autistic wrestling journalist>Have 2 kids>Some taller guy steals your wife away >Stuck with the wrestling autist Poor Bryan can't catch a break
Whitney’s PowerRankings>1. Michael (Mike)’s BWC>2. Dinner, drinks, and the slopes>3. Whales>4. The two children she gave birth to
Why are white women like this? If you marry one and she tries to leave you you should be legally allowed to throw her off a cliff. Simple as.
>>18898474If I were Bryan, I would get back at her by marrying an Asian woman.
>>18898474Why can’t women just sit still?
>>18898474didn't he use to take her to hawaii all the time?
>>18898707They vacationed in Hawaii whenever they weren’t vacationing at the Oregon beach house that he bought her
>>18898474>Some of you have already had the privilege meeting Michael (Mike).What a weird fucking statement lmao. Like you need to decipher that Michael is Mike? Bitch it's a normal shorthand for Michael, what the hell?
>>18898474The two subhumans have apparated in front of me
>>18898474What an ugly couple. They are perfect for each other.
>>18898673Bryan has a bad history with asian women, he literally calls his high school ex "HER"
>>18899455It seems like she should be attractive but her facial structure is off in a way I don’t understand
>>18898474>ah-hyuck! garsh!
>buy her a yoga studio >pour money into her gay nonprofit >take her to Hawaii twice a year >buy her a beach house on the Pacific coast >she still leaves you and abandons the kids
>>18898474She’s bigger than him. Do you think that eventually started bothering her? So she went with this tall chad
>>18898474>Abandons your stable life and kids to go travelling Why are women like this?
I would just rather kill myself desu
>>18898707yes, but it's never enough
>>18898474>Some of you already had the privilege meeting Michael (Mike)It sounds like all her friends, coworkers, family members, etc were putting ideas in her head by telling her to go for it and cheat on her husband. Women are always so easily influenced by crabs in the bucket.
>>18899712>She's not a golddigger and just wanted to chill outsideSounds like a good thing
Can you blame her? This guy has normie hobbies. All the things basic white girls love. Travel, wine, skiing and all the other normie activities white women love. She was probably sick of having to embarrassingly explain Bryan’s jobs and hobbies to friends/family. Plus imagine going to wrestling shows with your husband in support of his job and you find out it’s filled with the fattest and smelliest people you could ever imagine. This Mike guy probably has normie friends he’s introduced her to. Imagine introducing your wife to Brian Last LMAO
>>18899911Women, or as I call them, ni
>>18899946Normal people don't fuck married women. He's a sleazy degenerate subhuman, and so is she. And so is her husband for having a wrestling-adjacent career. Those kids are going to have such terrible lives.
It would be incredibly based if chico went to japan and joined a whale hunting expedition just to spite his wife
>>18899946You can tell she has the ick in this picture
>>18900020witch phenotype
>>18899911It’s funny to think that Bryan could shoot grapple and strangle to death 98 percent of the sedentary degenerates on this board
>>18899659
>>18899946He would batter your ass
>>18898474>>Michael (Mike)I laugh every time
>>18898560There's a reason white guys are choosing Asians and latinas, while white womeme increasingly pay the toll.
Bryan should’ve married Maria. Sure she’s crazy but she probably wouldn’t screw him over as bad as this lady
>>18899946>dated him for years before getting married yeah, how could she have possibly seen his gay job and hobbies coming??
>>18899946Even hanging around uglier people didn't stop her from finding another man, she was for sure cheating on him for a while. Grim
>>18899659You describe it well. Her facial features are just off.
>>18900110Why didn’t he become wrestler? He’s massive!
>>18898474I always believe that your gut actually tells about bitches that might pull shit like this on you, but most people choose not to trust it and continue to relativize everything instead. Trustworthy people have radiant faces full of light, and she doesn't.
>>18898474Fuck your shitty memedivorce always fucks the kids over. It's 100% hit rate that their lives are fuckedFuck that bitch, I feel bad for the kidswomen are evil
>>18899801you now understand why slavery was prevalent for so long
Reminder that Bryan is one of the boys, so if you side with Michael over him you are a stooge bitch who can’t change in my locker room
>>18901350Bryan was always based. Anybody who hates him is a worked consolewarrior.
>pro wrestling
KWAB
>>18899275Michael (Mike) has got her cum drunk 24/7
>>18898560To be fair, she was married to Alvarez.
if only you knew...
>>18898474Isn't this MIchael (Mike) character someone from before Chico? Michael (Mike) looks like he's related to the Nostalgia Critic.
Bryan should shoot on Michael (Mike) and then do some flippy gymnastic shit on him.
>>18898474Kek
>>18900110Fat fuck
>>18898673Which STARDOM player should Alvarez marry?
>>18899789obviouslyhe looks like her impoverished adopted mexican son not her husband
I wonder what finally pushed her out the door. He probably cut one of his ten minute whiney ranting promos on her mashed potatoes at the dinner table one night and the next day she was ready to hop on the cock of the first six foot man she saw.
>>18903573>Hey hon, I'd like to go skiing this week>Sorry, I'm scheduled to record a podcast on the mothman that day
>>18903587kekthat's why Art Bell took the asian mail-order bride pill
>>18898474PUTA
so happy that this BITCH will never again eat one of Bridget's famous chocolate chip cookies
>>18898474>NiggerbauerMichael (Mike) is in for a rough awakening. Should of learned from Boy (Chico)
>>18899712Super Chico is definitely having a KWAB year
